Dr. Joseph Mengle

[car_demon]

Well some of you know the story of my nosey neighbour. Anyhow, when an ordinary man like me is pushed to the brink and feels compelled to react.., strange things happen.

If some of you remember \'The Angel of Death\'; Nazi Doctor Joseph Mengle who concocted some wierd shit on concentration camp Jews. In all of us, I think we have elements of him, but are held back with conscience and sanity.

Well my neighbour is a A/V, Television repair man as so it says on his company van. And so what opportune time for me to take some vengence to a higher level. My 17\" PC monitor blows so I put it out for garbage p/u last night. Any computer geek sees that as gold and wants to repair it. My only gripe is that he was gonna spot it and take it.

So, what I did was open it up and put dog shit in it and took my 1yr old neice shitty pampers and smeared the inside bottom side of it and watered it.

Lets just say that when I came home this morning it looked like the monitor had been moved and put back. On top of it all he got in his truck, slammed his door and peeled down the street like never before.

[swales]

LMAO...man, that\'s too funny

[car_demon]

I better put my disclaimer in now. This is not making light of fun of Jewish Heritage people or the Holocaust victims, surviors. A&E had a gruesome documentary on this historical figure who allegedly fled to Argentina and he was brutal.

[S.F.W.]

That\'s classic...

[wtom]

Sweet attack, CD! I woulda never thought up sh!t like that.

Dude you gotta teach me how to get at the facking ricers who redline it up and down my neighbourhood at like 3am.

[TheProfessor]

While gross, that was an awesome thing to do :D

[Broli]

:D
lol
watch out man
he may throw some shit thru ur window man
lol
but u made me laugh
nice!

[EO MasivHerbs]

hahaha!! thats too funny. ****er had it coming!:D

[Whos ur dadd]

From the sounds of it, I guess there\'s no chance of salvaging a neighbourly relationship (prior to your monitor crapping of course, cuz it\'s ALL OVER now!)? Unless one family moves, you guys are going to be neighbours and the last thing I would want is to not be able to enjoy my property because of the neighbours.

[car_demon]

Neighbourly relations have gone out the door through their repeated over inquisitiveness. We have made it clear we mind our own business and we like people to stay out of ours. They don\'t seem to get the message so that is when things have to get nasty. My rules of engagement are not pre-emptive, illegal or disruptive strikes, but to defend my freedom of movement, quality of life without being overly monitored by lifeless questioning souls in the form of a neighbour.

I think I have established the relations I want to keep and maintain and it will be driven in again and again and again because I WANT THAT FAWKER AND HIS FAMILY TO RECOGNIZE THIS AND LIVE BY IT. I have and want to keep up the Iron Curtain of coldness, distant courtesy, privacy and separate lives. The fences are coming to the new subdivision and we have marked out the proper lines for hedging. I do however am a very cold and civil. His children and him say, \' Hi\' first, and I reply then I go about my business. I can see them dying to carry on a conversation or ask a question but I refrain from idle chatter.

After this incident, he is feeling like a cheap whore who got baited and used for Monopoly money. He was the one who felt the need to take my old monitor on my property. He was the one who\'s curiousity got the hell out of him. He was the one who got suckered to pick up a \'shitty item\'. People must get the hint when they are not wanted as acquaintances, friends, close neighbour relations. Too bad I could not sport White Supremacy Gear.., but I\'m Black. I want to work on the his nosey wife now and I\'m going back to the lab to concoct some schemes.

By no means am I enjoying this and it bothers me a whole lot, but I\'ve reached the frustration and boiling point. I feel my only alternative to peace is to create a divide, a separation and coldness from these Nosey Fawkers. Y\'all stay tuned for when I have a lil\' get together to lay some patio interlocking stones one weekend. I want the most vilest TM3 members there as those bastards look on.

[PlatMS6]

i totally agree with you on this 100% CD, these neighbours seriously are seriously a pain in the ....

I certainly haven\'t dealt with a neighbour such as yours but have had ppl at either my work or school act in these ways. They just don\'t get the point that you want nothing to do with em even tho you put out major clues and even outright say it to their face. The only way to get rid of them is public humiliation, for instance the wife, teh next time she starts talking about other ppls lives, yell back to her that you dont give a fak about her neighbourhood gossip (it would work tremendously well if another neighbour is up and about doing whatever (ie gardening)

that will work guaranteed...plus you would probably score points with your other neighbours lol

ppl have less and less time to themselves and families these days and i wouldnt want to deal with this, even tho the converstaion would last 2-5 mins you would think about it afterwards, ruining your \"relax from bs all day time\"

just a thought...that definatelly sux tho:(

[chinsterr]

lol CD thats messed up . I wonder what would happen if your neighbour had a mazada 3 :p ... maybe things would be different ? haha

btw: Do you have a black gt sedan with axela badge ?


Chinsterr

[car_demon]

Nope, I have a 02\' Protege 5 and Daddy Demon gotta titanium sedan 3 granny tranny.
Mommy Demon\'s got a 01 626 and it bother\'s the neighbours as they think we got stockholder privilidges in the Mazda Company or that is what I told the bastard when he asked.