Zaku_4
11-02-2005, 11:25 PM
Junior asks his dad, \"Daddy, how was I born?\"
His dad sighs and replies, \"Ah, my son, I guess
one day you would have to find out anyway!
Well, you see, your Mum and I first got together
in a chat room on MSN.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom
and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We snuck into a secluded room, where your
mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered
that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it
was too late to hit the delete button.
Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant
message saying that her operating system was
showing signs of unauthorized program activity
from a self extracting file which had implanted itself
in her BIOS.
Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared
and said:
\'You\'ve Got Male\'!\"
His dad sighs and replies, \"Ah, my son, I guess
one day you would have to find out anyway!
Well, you see, your Mum and I first got together
in a chat room on MSN.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom
and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We snuck into a secluded room, where your
mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered
that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it
was too late to hit the delete button.
Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant
message saying that her operating system was
showing signs of unauthorized program activity
from a self extracting file which had implanted itself
in her BIOS.
Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared
and said:
\'You\'ve Got Male\'!\"