*new contestant* Mom Joke

[ds2chan]

I have to add Cardinal to this..


btw, this stemmed from
http://torontomazda3.com/forum/read.php?TID=4988

[Cardinal Fang]

They started it.........

[Broli]

i would like to say i am sorry that i missed the
start of this and the other thread
but i was busy wit cardi and WUD\'s mamas!

ps, i voted for Cardi, just because wit a mama that sweet,
fark, he deserves to win!!!!

:p

[ds2chan]

Originally posted by Broli
i would like to say i am sorry that i missed the
start of this and the other thread
but i was busy wit cardi and WUD\'s mamas!


I was disappointed with this joke until...



Originally posted by Broli
ps, i voted for Cardi, just because wit a mama that sweet,
fark, he deserves to win!!!!

:p


... I read the rest.. that was good man.. :D

[Cardinal Fang]

Originally posted by Broli

ps, i voted for Cardi, just because wit a mama that sweet,
fark, he deserves to win!!!!

:p

Take your pick:

1. I\'ll let mom know you like the new douche she\'s been using.
2. Its amazing the aroma you can hide with a few cans of varrsol and a quick sandblasting.
3. Mom says that was nice and appreciates the sentiment. She\'s a bit down today because this morning she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.


:)

[Broli]

Originally posted by Cardinal Fang



Originally posted by Broli

ps, i voted for Cardi, just because wit a mama that sweet,
fark, he deserves to win!!!!

:p

Take your pick:

1. I\'ll let mom know you like the new douche she\'s been using.
2. Its amazing the aroma you can hide with a few cans of varrsol and a quick sandblasting.
3. Mom says that was nice and appreciates the sentiment. She\'s a bit down today because this morning she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.


:) \\

dissing your own mom, does nothing
except send her to my arms (and bed) for consolation!

and don\'t you worry, i will certaingly be given her some sweet sweet consolation!!!

[Cardinal Fang]

Originally posted by Broli

and don\'t you worry, i will certaingly be given her some sweet sweet consolation!!!

I\'m sure most will agree that she has suffered enough Broli.

:p

I want a ruling on this last one by the way.

[Broli]

listen here Cardi!

i don\'t think you understand how mama jokes work,
u see u dis the other guys mama, not himself, and not ur own mama!!

i understand that you might be a little slow, on account of the fact yo mama
must have dropped you repeatedly on the head. . .
whenever one of her gentlemen callers was at the door!
i guess it is buisness b4 blood for her!


:hoho

[Whos ur dadd]

Broli\'s such a mamma\'s boy that he\'s the only member of TM3 to use his mom\'s picture as his avatar.

[ds2chan]

Originally posted by Broli


listen here Cardi!

i don\'t think you understand how mama jokes work,
u see u dis the other guys mama, not himself, and not ur own mama!!

i understand that you might be a little slow, on account of the fact yo mama
must have dropped you repeatedly on the head. . .
whenever one of her gentlemen callers was at the door!
i guess it is buisness b4 blood for her!


:hoho

I should\'ve voted for broli.. doh..



Originally posted by Whos ur dadd
Broli\'s such a mamma\'s boy that he\'s the only member of TM3 to use his mom\'s picture as his avatar.

or maybe not.. double doh...

[Cardinal Fang]

Originally posted by Broli


listen here Cardi!

i don\'t think you understand how mama jokes work,
u see u dis the other guys mama, not himself, and not ur own mama!!

I\'m an equal opportunity \"disser\" Broli. I will \"dis\" all mamas equally. I\'m cruel but fair.


Originally posted by Broli
i understand that you might be a little slow, on account of the fact yo mama
must have dropped you repeatedly on the head. . .
whenever one of her gentlemen callers was at the door!
i guess it is buisness b4 blood for her!


POINT OF ORDER! You\'ve questioned my Moms virtue three times in a row. Translation: you used the same joke over and over again. Unless you change this I\'m afraid the membership will have to call you for delay of game.

I don\'t want to have to PM you Mama insults like I\'m doing to Whos ur dadd.

[Broli]

Originally posted by Whos ur dadd


Broli\'s such a mamma\'s boy that he\'s the only member of TM3 to use his mom\'s picture as his avatar.

i will prove i am no mama\'s boy

Definition of a mama\'s boy: sleeps in bed with mamas

while it is true i spend lots of time in beds with WUD\'s mama,
i have never \'slept\' with her!


so watch ur semantics!!!

[Broli]

Originally posted by Cardinal Fang



Originally posted by Broli


listen here Cardi!

i don\'t think you understand how mama jokes work,
u see u dis the other guys mama, not himself, and not ur own mama!!

I\'m an equal opportunity \"disser\" Broli. I will \"dis\" all mamas equally. I\'m cruel but fair.



hey this isn\'t a dis contest, it a yo mama dis contest
so get wit it, like i get wit yo mama


Originally posted by Cardinal Fang


Originally posted by Broli
i understand that you might be a little slow, on account of the fact yo mama
must have dropped you repeatedly on the head. . .
whenever one of her gentlemen callers was at the door!
i guess it is buisness b4 blood for her!


POINT OF ORDER! You\'ve questioned my Moms virtue three times in a row. Translation: you used the same joke over and over again. Unless you change this I\'m afraid the membership will have to call you for delay of game.

I don\'t want to have to PM you Mama insults like I\'m doing to Whos ur dadd.


my jokes were all different, with the exception of the one i used in this post,
but basically all mama jokes are about questioning there virtue
callin em fat or hairy, and about sayin u farked em!

so u ur imagination!

the only think on delay is yo mama\'s period,
damn cheap condums!!!

:)

[Broli]

Originally posted by ds2chan



Originally posted by Broli


listen here Cardi!

i don\'t think you understand how mama jokes work,
u see u dis the other guys mama, not himself, and not ur own mama!!

i understand that you might be a little slow, on account of the fact yo mama
must have dropped you repeatedly on the head. . .
whenever one of her gentlemen callers was at the door!
i guess it is buisness b4 blood for her!


:hoho

I should\'ve voted for broli.. doh..



Originally posted by Whos ur dadd
Broli\'s such a mamma\'s boy that he\'s the only member of TM3 to use his mom\'s picture as his avatar.

or maybe not.. double doh...


you are a bastard!

thats right
i farked yo mama
and we weren\'t married when we had you
!!

lol

so

Who\'s Ur Daddy ds2chan?


lol

[Broli]

ok
i am out for now
no no
not 2 see anyones mama


leaving school, heading home

i will check on this later!

but we all know where the quality is so far!
and i aint talking about the
fine rumproast in WUD\'s mama\'s pants either!

[ds2chan]

Originally posted by Broli



Originally posted by ds2chan



Originally posted by Broli


listen here Cardi!

i don\'t think you understand how mama jokes work,
u see u dis the other guys mama, not himself, and not ur own mama!!

i understand that you might be a little slow, on account of the fact yo mama
must have dropped you repeatedly on the head. . .
whenever one of her gentlemen callers was at the door!
i guess it is buisness b4 blood for her!


:hoho

I should\'ve voted for broli.. doh..



Originally posted by Whos ur dadd
Broli\'s such a mamma\'s boy that he\'s the only member of TM3 to use his mom\'s picture as his avatar.

or maybe not.. double doh...


you are a bastard!

thats right
i farked yo mama
and we weren\'t married when we had you
!!

lol

so

Who\'s Ur Daddy ds2chan?


lol



oh no you didn\'t!!

I\'d dis yo mamma but seeing her trying to sell \"her candy\" door to door speaks for itself..

[Cardinal Fang]

Originally posted by Broli


but basically all mama jokes are about questioning there virtue
callin em fat or hairy, and about sayin u farked em!

so u ur imagination!

I see. Not only am I dealing with jokes about how stupid your mama is but I also have to contend with you not knowing the definition of virtue. I\'m guessing the apple didn\'t fall far from the tree. Let me help you out then.

*Grabs Dictionary*

4 entries found for virtue.
vir·tue Audio pronunciation of \"virtue\" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (vûrch)
n.

1. Moral excellence and righteousness; goodness.
2. An example or kind of moral excellence: the virtue of patience.
3. Chastity, especially in a woman unlike Broli\'s mother.


Originally posted by Broli
the only think on delay is yo mama\'s period,
damn cheap condums!!!


At least mom knows how to put on a condom. Your mother missed a spot when putting on your father\'s condom!

;)

[Whos ur dadd]

Originally posted by Cardinal Fang

At least mom knows how to put on a condom.

Yah, but the scary part is she has her own wanker to put it on! :hurl:

http://www.fmvperformance.com/forum_items/Smileys/default/bananahump-slvrathlon.gif

[Cardinal Fang]

:D

Bastard.

[iconicrocket]

In terms of sheer volume, Broli has got everyone beat. WUD and Fang are good at the surgical strike, but Broli\'s \"carpet bombing\" does have it\'s shock value. Up to this point, I have to give the edge to Broli on this one.

Broli! Broli! Broli! :)

Surprising isn\'t it that Broli can keep up with Fang and WUD. And from my stand point, it looks like a gang bang, 2.5 vs 1 Broli (I give the 0.5 for ds2chan). :D

[ds2chan]

Originally posted by iconicrocket
Surprising isn\'t it that Broli can keep up with Fang and WUD. And from my stand point, it looks like a gang bang, 2.5 vs 1 Broli (I give the 0.5 for ds2chan). :D


in my defence I was attacked 1st.. :D but surprisingly, I would concur that broli is in the lead.. u\'r letting me down fang.. I voted for u!! now I have to hang my head down in shame.. :sarc

[Whos ur dadd]

Originally posted by ds2chan

now I have to hang my head down in shame..

well, at least you now know how your parents feel.

fackin broli lover.

[Broli]

Originally posted by ds2chan



Originally posted by Broli



Originally posted by ds2chan



Originally posted by Broli


listen here Cardi!

i don\'t think you understand how mama jokes work,
u see u dis the other guys mama, not himself, and not ur own mama!!

i understand that you might be a little slow, on account of the fact yo mama
must have dropped you repeatedly on the head. . .
whenever one of her gentlemen callers was at the door!
i guess it is buisness b4 blood for her!


:hoho

I should\'ve voted for broli.. doh..



Originally posted by Whos ur dadd
Broli\'s such a mamma\'s boy that he\'s the only member of TM3 to use his mom\'s picture as his avatar.

or maybe not.. double doh...


you are a bastard!

thats right
i farked yo mama
and we weren\'t married when we had you
!!

lol

so

Who\'s Ur Daddy ds2chan?


lol



oh no you didn\'t!!

I\'d dis yo mamma but seeing her trying to sell \"her candy\" door to door speaks for itself..

well, ds2chan, i am sadened to have to do this to a nice guy, but ah well!

yo mama would sell her candy, but unfortunately it has long since gone rotten, and now. . .
she can\'t even give it away, not even to fat (read horny) kids (read dirty old men)!



Originally posted by Cardinal Fang



Originally posted by Broli


but basically all mama jokes are about questioning there virtue
callin em fat or hairy, and about sayin u farked em!

so u ur imagination!

I see. Not only am I dealing with jokes about how stupid your mama is but I also have to contend with you not knowing the definition of virtue. I\'m guessing the apple didn\'t fall far from the tree. Let me help you out then.

*Grabs Dictionary*

4 entries found for virtue.
vir·tue Audio pronunciation of \"virtue\" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (vûrch)
n.

1. Moral excellence and righteousness; goodness.
2. An example or kind of moral excellence: the virtue of patience.
3. Chastity, especially in a woman unlike Broli\'s mother.


Originally posted by Broli
the only think on delay is yo mama\'s period,
damn cheap condums!!!


At least mom knows how to put on a condom. Your mother missed a spot when putting on your father\'s condom!

;)

despite the fact that i mis-spelled condom (lol) (probably cause yo mama never makes me use em)
i will respond!

while you spend your time lookin in dictionaries, i spend my time givin yo mama dick-tion lessons, and now she is A-dick-ted to working out her embursure (spelling? - cheek muscles) so that she cna perfect her \'pronounciation\' which still \'sucks\' on account of the dick-in-da-mouf disorder that she has, but don\'t worry, it is treatable, when WUD or ds2chan\'s moms come by, it is transferable!!!



Originally posted by Whos ur dadd



Originally posted by Cardinal Fang

At least mom knows how to put on a condom.

Yah, but the scary part is she has her own wanker to put it on! :hurl:

http://www.fmvperformance.com/forum_items/Smileys/default/bananahump-slvrathlon.gif

LOL



Originally posted by iconicrocket


In terms of sheer volume, Broli has got everyone beat. WUD and Fang are good at the surgical strike, but Broli\'s \"carpet bombing\" does have it\'s shock value. Up to this point, I have to give the edge to Broli on this one.

Broli! Broli! Broli! :)

Surprising isn\'t it that Broli can keep up with Fang and WUD. And from my stand point, it looks like a gang bang, 2.5 vs 1 Broli (I give the 0.5 for ds2chan). :D



sometimes i lose faith in you iconic, but damn, u just earn it right back!!!

you see, us brown people, don\'t have fancy tactical \'american\' weapons we use gusto and explosives and we get the job done!!

we do not know nore care about the definition of a proportional response, and we are always being attacked by groups, and we still hold out own,

so u betta go recruite the white-outs and the BOD, cause you are overmatched people!!!



Originally posted by ds2chan



Originally posted by iconicrocket
Surprising isn\'t it that Broli can keep up with Fang and WUD. And from my stand point, it looks like a gang bang, 2.5 vs 1 Broli (I give the 0.5 for ds2chan). :D


in my defence I was attached 1st.. :D but surprisingly, I would concur that broli is in the lead.. u\'r letting me down fang.. I voted for u!! now I have to hang my head down in shame.. :sarc

well, u did kinda drop my stocks on me there, so i had to drop yo mama panties

don\'t worry they are back up now,

i didn\'t like what i found . . .
lol

and we are cool, now
thanks for the nod of confidence!



Originally posted by Whos ur dadd



Originally posted by ds2chan

now I have to hang my head down in shame..

well, at least you now know how your parents feel.

fackin broli lover.

WORD!!!!

[Cardinal Fang]

Broli, your mammas so dumb, if your aunt/uncle had twins, your mamma would most likely name them Denise and the other Denephew.


Originally posted by iconicrocket

In terms of sheer volume, Broli has got everyone beat.

Can\'t argue with that considering I\'ve seen his post count.


Originally posted by iconicrocket
WUD and Fang are good at the surgical strike, but Broli\'s \"carpet bombing\" does have it\'s shock value. Up to this point, I have to give the edge to Broli on this one.

He\'s a one trick pony. All I hear is how much of a slut my mom is. Like I haven\'t heard my friends tell me that before :D Broli never ventures outside of his little safe house of jokes because he\'d get lost. Like his mom, I\'m not impressed.


Originally posted by iconicrocket
Surprising isn\'t it that Broli can keep up with Fang and WUD. And from my stand point, it looks like a gang bang, 2.5 vs 1 Broli (I give the 0.5 for ds2chan). :D


YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! That\'s .3 more than I would have given ds2chan credit for.

:D


Originally posted by Broli

WORD!!!!



SYNTAX!

[Broli]

Originally posted by Cardinal Fang


Broli, your mammas so dumb, if your aunt/uncle had twins, your mamma would most likely name them Denise and the other Denephew.



Cardi, yo mama is so fat, when she wears and X-files shirt, helicopters land on her!


Originally posted by Cardinal Fang

Originally posted by iconicrocket
WUD and Fang are good at the surgical strike, but Broli\'s \"carpet bombing\" does have it\'s shock value. Up to this point, I have to give the edge to Broli on this one.

He\'s a one trick pony. All I hear is how much of a slut my mom is. Like I haven\'t heard my friends tell me that before :D Broli never ventures outside of his little safe house of jokes because he\'d get lost. Like his mom, I\'m not impressed.


well first off, of course you have heard how much of a slut yo mama is b4 i said it, cause i haven\'t known ya that long :p
next this is a straight up mama dis war, so i keep your other jokes (that are good btw, but not on the course of this battle) to yourself.
and the only thing that i get lost in, is yo mama loose P***Y . . .
lol
how is that for variety mang?



Originally posted by Cardinal Fang

Originally posted by iconicrocket
Surprising isn\'t it that Broli can keep up with Fang and WUD. And from my stand point, it looks like a gang bang, 2.5 vs 1 Broli (I give the 0.5 for ds2chan). :D


YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! That\'s .3 more than I would have given ds2chan credit for.

:D


haha, at least we agree on something!

[ds2chan]

Originally posted by Broli

Originally posted by Cardinal Fang

Originally posted by iconicrocket
Surprising isn\'t it that Broli can keep up with Fang and WUD. And from my stand point, it looks like a gang bang, 2.5 vs 1 Broli (I give the 0.5 for ds2chan). :D


YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! That\'s .3 more than I would have given ds2chan credit for.

:D


haha, at least we agree on something!




oh, that was low.. that was low.. I say next time we go for a meet we sneak off with broli\'s car and paint it arctic white.. or better yet paint his momma arctic white.. :p

[Broli]

Originally posted by ds2chan



Originally posted by Broli

Originally posted by Cardinal Fang

Originally posted by iconicrocket
Surprising isn\'t it that Broli can keep up with Fang and WUD. And from my stand point, it looks like a gang bang, 2.5 vs 1 Broli (I give the 0.5 for ds2chan). :D


YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! That\'s .3 more than I would have given ds2chan credit for.

:D


haha, at least we agree on something!




oh, that was low.. that was low.. I say next time we go for a meet we sneak off with broli\'s car and paint it arctic white.. or better yet paint his momma arctic white.. :p

hmmmmmm

i will paint yo mama white, but i don\'t worry the paint i will use, comes off with water ;)

lol

[ds2chan]

Originally posted by Broli

Originally posted by ds2chan
oh, that was low.. that was low.. I say next time we go for a meet we sneak off with broli\'s car and paint it arctic white.. or better yet paint his momma arctic white.. :p

hmmmmmm

i will paint yo mama white, but i don\'t worry the paint i will use, comes off with water ;)

lol


oh don\'t make me get medieval on ur arse.. u can ask yo momma what that feels like.. :D

[Broli]

Originally posted by ds2chan



Originally posted by Broli

Originally posted by ds2chan
oh, that was low.. that was low.. I say next time we go for a meet we sneak off with broli\'s car and paint it arctic white.. or better yet paint his momma arctic white.. :p

hmmmmmm

i will paint yo mama white, but i don\'t worry the paint i will use, comes off with water ;)

lol


oh don\'t make me get medieval on ur arse.. u can ask yo momma what that feels like.. :D

she said she didn\'t really feel anything,
but if she had to descibe it
she would say it was like
throwing a pebble into the lake

now your mama on the other hand
said this to me last night

\"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, Go OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-TEAM!\"

then afterwards she lamented over the fact that you inherited ur genitals from ur father,
who for lack of a better description, was in fact very well endowned, for a common house cat!!!

:hoho :D

[Whos ur dadd]

Originally posted by Broli

hmmmmmm

i will paint yo mama white, but i don\'t worry the paint i will use, comes off with water ;)

lol

LOL, gotta give props to quality.

ds2chan, I\'d shut up now. You\'ll be a fish outta water if you wanna play in da big leagues (as opposed to smelling fishy like broli\'s mom - which could explain her low customer count).

[Cardinal Fang]

Originally posted by Whos ur dadd
ds2chan, I\'d shut up now. You\'ll be a fish outta water if you wanna play in da big leagues (as opposed to smelling fishy like broli\'s mom - which could explain her low customer count).

Interesting. You could therefore compare your time spent riding Broli\'s mom with driving a Mazda3.*

Your mileage may vary.

*Linking insult to the discussion board*

[Broli]

Originally posted by Whos ur dadd



Originally posted by Broli

hmmmmmm

i will paint yo mama white, but i don\'t worry the paint i will use, comes off with water ;)

lol

LOL, gotta give props to quality.

ds2chan, I\'d shut up now. You\'ll be a fish outta water if you wanna play in da big leagues (as opposed to smelling fishy like broli\'s mom - which could explain her low customer count).

at least you first gave me my respect!

haven\'t i already talked about someones mom and fresh produce?

well your mom has a low customer count because she keeps killin em off wit her
sever case of
Venereal syph-a-herp-a-ghonn-litis!!

damn yo, that shit is catching,
i have sores all over my mouf!!




Originally posted by Cardinal Fang



Originally posted by Whos ur dadd
ds2chan, I\'d shut up now. You\'ll be a fish outta water if you wanna play in da big leagues (as opposed to smelling fishy like broli\'s mom - which could explain her low customer count).

Interesting. You could therefore compare your time spent riding Broli\'s mom with driving a Mazda3.*

Your mileage may vary.



well ridin yo mama is like going for a drive in a civic
sure there are a few bumps and thrills along the way

but at the end you just feel, unsatisfied and embarassed!



:hoho

[ds2chan]

Originally posted by Whos ur dadd



Originally posted by Broli

hmmmmmm

i will paint yo mama white, but i don\'t worry the paint i will use, comes off with water ;)

lol

LOL, gotta give props to quality.

ds2chan, I\'d shut up now. You\'ll be a fish outta water if you wanna play in da big leagues (as opposed to smelling fishy like broli\'s mom - which could explain her low customer count).


hey, I can\'t sit at the computer all day long thinking of \"yo mamma\" jokes.. some of us have to work all day long.. for example, broli\'s mom.. I\'m sure she works hard serving the gta all day and all nite.. those old pervs aren\'t going to get off by themselves.. :hoho

hey, how the hell did I get sucked into this.. probably cuz of broli\'s mom but I won\'t get into that..

[Broli]

Originally posted by ds2chan



Originally posted by Whos ur dadd



Originally posted by Broli

hmmmmmm

i will paint yo mama white, but i don\'t worry the paint i will use, comes off with water ;)

lol

LOL, gotta give props to quality.

ds2chan, I\'d shut up now. You\'ll be a fish outta water if you wanna play in da big leagues (as opposed to smelling fishy like broli\'s mom - which could explain her low customer count).


hey, I can\'t sit at the computer all day long thinking of \"yo mamma\" jokes.. some of us have to work all day long.. for example, broli\'s mom.. I\'m sure she works hard serving the gta all day and all nite.. those old pervs aren\'t going to get off by themselves.. :hoho

hey, how the hell did I get sucked into this.. probably cuz of broli\'s mom but I won\'t get into that..


first off, i don\'t sit at the computer and think up mama jokes, i have a busy day, at school, with yo mama, lunch, wit fangs mama, some more school, yo mama comes back, with dinner and DESSERT

and some how in that busy day, i have time to come on here and smoke yo azz too!!