Wheres Psivic?

[Whos ur dadd]

Just curious.

[Cardinal Fang]

Right here.

What\'s up?

[Broli]

Originally posted by Whos ur dadd


Just curious.

lol

ur dumb!

[TheProfessor]

Originally posted by Cardinal Fang


Right here.

What\'s up?

Wait, I thought I was you? This is too complicated ;)

[majic]

Originally posted by Broli



Originally posted by Whos ur dadd


Just curious.

lol

ur dumb!



:sarc

i\'m pretty sure he left due to the (im)maturity levels of this board.. case in point..

[Broli]

Originally posted by majic



Originally posted by Broli



Originally posted by Whos ur dadd


Just curious.

lol

ur dumb!



:sarc

i\'m pretty sure he left due to the (im)maturity levels of this board.. case in point..



maybe he left due to the snarky commments made my
other dumbasses on the board

. . . case in point . . .

:sarc

[Whos ur dadd]

Okay, I got it now.

broli, yo mamma is a dumb as the post she was dancing \'round.

[TheProfessor]

Hey, I don\'t think Psivic would appreciate all this crap in a thread meant to find his whereabouts ;)

[Broli]

PSIVIC is a bisnatch!

lol,

now that that is out of the way!

WUD, yo mama\'s so dumb she thinks import cars come from the US!

\"i got me one of them fancy new imports, cheverolet baby . . .\"

[majic]

Originally posted by Broli

maybe he left due to the snarky commments made my
other dumbasses on the board

. . . case in point . . .

:sarc

i\'m sorry if the truth offends you..

yo mama jokes (the way YOU phrase them) are so grade 5 :sarc maybe they\'d be half funny if they were witty but recycled material ain\'t funny.. on the contrary.. it\'s lame

and if snarky = true, then by all means call my comments snarky..

[Broli]

Originally posted by majic



Originally posted by Broli

maybe he left due to the snarky commments made my
other dumbasses on the board

. . . case in point . . .

:sarc

i\'m sorry if the truth offends you..

yo mama jokes (the way YOU phrase them) are so grade 5 :sarc maybe they\'d be half funny if they were witty but recycled material ain\'t funny.. on the contrary.. it\'s lame

and if snarky = true, then by all means call my comments snarky..


u truly are a jack ass!

i made no mama joke in here, prior to the one that was directed at me!
as well, it was directed only at the one who asked for it,
and that is perfectly ok!

the mama joke i made here was orignal, not stellar, but not bad!
it wasn\'t just an i farked ur mom joke.

people are different u jackass, now
some people find immature jokes funny and some do not.
diversity man, sheesh
It is posible to enjoy stupid jokes and sophisticated jokes both, and if u were truly a
smart guy like u pretend to be, u would have learned the most important thing of all,
it is about enjoying the time you have while not taking away from the enjoyment of others, sure this is a touch utilitarian, however, that is the \"one\" thing that jack palance was talking about in city slickers, either that or that one thing he stuck up ur moms ass, and never got back! (\"booyakasha\" - majic (quoted from a number of threads))

now be careful, cause the worst thing in the world to be is a phony!
someone who pretends to only enjoy sophisticated jokes (while he himself makes recycled mama jokes and someone who can only be snarky on the internet!



now

take it ease u bstd!

[SIM SIMMA]

what\'s going on in here?

Anyone find PSIVIC yet?

[Cardinal Fang]

Originally posted by TheProfessor


Hey, I don\'t think Psivic would appreciate all this crap in a thread meant to find his whereabouts ;)

I don\'t. You guys are talking as if I\'m not here or something. You bunch of farktards.

[TheProfessor]

According to that other thread he went to Mexico, remember!

Edit: \"farktards\".....that made me literally LOL here at the office :D

[Cardinal Fang]

Originally posted by TheProfessor


According to that other thread he went to Mexico, remember!

Just to quell this rumor. I went to Mexico for a vacation and not for a sex change operation.


Originally posted by Jobes


what\'s going on in here?

Anyone find PSIVIC yet?



Just for that, I\'m going to kill you last Jobes.

[SIM SIMMA]

Why thanks... I was the one who said PSIVIC... you... were in Mexico ;)

Kill me last? What if I told you No Frills was having another sale on water?

** runs **

[Broli]

Originally posted by TheProfessor


According to that other thread he went to Mexico, remember!

Edit: \"farktards\".....that made me literally LOL here at the office :D

i told you
he\'s locked up in my basement
(how did a comp get in there for him to post)

u r a farktard
but i didn\'t know why it was funny, until i realized that it was FARKtard not F__KTARD

lol

that is good!

[Cardinal Fang]

Originally posted by Jobes

Kill me last?

People Cardinal Fang wants to kill:

1. Bill O\'Riely
2. Stephen Harper
3. George Bush
4. Barney
5. Big Bird
6. Clowns, not just one but all Clowns everywhere.
7. Elvis was here but God beat me to it.
8. A Backstreet Boy or N\'Sync member.
9. Anyone who dates Kate Bickensdale
10. Jobes


Originally posted by Jobes

What if I told you No Frills was having another sale on water?

** runs **



I don\'t take orders from you dude! I\'m my own man! I\'m king of my.......

*Looks back*

I gotta go guys my wife wants me to leave the basement and pick up some water.

[TheProfessor]

Originally posted by Cardinal Fang



Originally posted by Jobes

What if I told you No Frills was having another sale on water?

** runs **



I don\'t take orders from you dude! I\'m my own man! I\'m king of my.......

*Looks back*

I gotta go guys my wife wants me to leave the basement and pick up some water.

LOL, that was good.

[Whos ur dadd]

Originally posted by Cardinal Fang
9. Anyone who dates Kate Bickensdale
[/i]



Were you referring to the lovely Kate Beckinsale you farking knob?

And for the record, I didn\'t even realize you were still here until you posted in my damn thread.

[Whos ur dadd]

Originally posted by Cardinal Fang

I gotta go guys my wife wants me to leave the basement and pick up some water.

Gotta run. Got a call from a friend. She sent her hubby off to run an errand. Got half an hour to deliver \"da goods\" to her. Luckily, she lives really close to my place.

[Cardinal Fang]

Originally posted by Whos ur dadd
Were you referring to the lovely Kate Beckensale you farking knob?

No. I\'m referring to Bickensdale with an \"i.\" The little known Italian actress who\'s been in such independent films as:

FLESH DANCE
BUTTMAN Returns
Driving Ms. Daisy
Moulin Spooge
Bat Dude and Throbin
Battlestar Orgasmica
Boldfinger

Her \"acting\" abilities are greatly overlooked by the mainstream film industry.


Originally posted by Whos ur dadd
And for the record, I didn\'t even realize you were still here until you posted in my damn thread.

Well that\'s what I\'m here for.

[Whos ur dadd]

Originally posted by Cardinal Fang



Originally posted by Whos ur dadd
Were you referring to the lovely Kate Beckensale you farking knob?

No. I\'m referring to Bickensdale with an \"i.\" The little known Italian actress who\'s been in such independent films as:

FLESH DANCE
BUTTMAN Returns
Driving Ms. Daisy
Moulin Spooge
Bat Dude and Throbin
Battlestar Orgasmica
Boldfinger

Her \"acting\" abilities are greatly overlooked by the mainstream film industry.



LMFAO!!!

[TheProfessor]

Originally posted by Whos ur dadd



Originally posted by Cardinal Fang



Originally posted by Whos ur dadd
Were you referring to the lovely Kate Beckensale you farking knob?

No. I\'m referring to Bickensdale with an \"i.\" The little known Italian actress who\'s been in such independent films as:

FLESH DANCE
BUTTMAN Returns
Driving Ms. Daisy
Moulin Spooge
Bat Dude and Throbin
Battlestar Orgasmica
Boldfinger

Her \"acting\" abilities are greatly overlooked by the mainstream film industry.



LMFAO!!!

x2 :D

At least we now know what types of movies Fang watches when his wife isn\'t around!

[iconicrocket]

Didn\'t know he was missing. :D

[JMAK74]

Originally posted by Cardinal Fang

No. I\'m referring to Bickensdale with an \"i.\" The little known Italian actress who\'s been in such independent films as:

FLESH DANCE
BUTTMAN Returns
Driving Ms. Daisy
Moulin Spooge
Bat Dude and Throbin
Battlestar Orgasmica
Boldfinger

Her \"acting\" abilities are greatly overlooked by the mainstream film industry.



Cardi you forgot:

Dunhur
Shaving Ryan\'s Privates

[SIM SIMMA]

And you forgot...

GladHeAteHer.

[firstmazda]

then of course there\'s The Loin King and Ejacula

[iconicrocket]

You made her up. She ain\'t in the database.

Adult film database (http://www.adultfilmdatabase.com/)



Originally posted by Cardinal Fang



Originally posted by Whos ur dadd
Were you referring to the lovely Kate Beckensale you farking knob?

No. I\'m referring to Bickensdale with an \"i.\" The little known Italian actress who\'s been in such independent films as:

FLESH DANCE
BUTTMAN Returns
Driving Ms. Daisy
Moulin Spooge
Bat Dude and Throbin
Battlestar Orgasmica
Boldfinger

Her \"acting\" abilities are greatly overlooked by the mainstream film industry.

[SourcE]

back on topic.....

did psivic seriously leave as majic stated?

[Broli]

Originally posted by SourcE


back on topic.....

did psivic seriously leave as majic stated?

lol

ur a dumbass too!!

:sarc

[Cardinal Fang]

Originally posted by SourcE


back on topic.....

did psivic seriously leave as majic stated?

:D

I\'M RIGHT FARKING HERE YOU TWIT!

[Broli]

Originally posted by Cardinal Fang



Originally posted by SourcE


back on topic.....

did psivic seriously leave as majic stated?

:D

I\'M RIGHT FARKING HERE YOU TWIT!


u r not psivic,
i know this
cause i talked to him yesterday
he is in hiding
but . . .
he has asked me to tell his story!


ahem
* clears throat, and prepars for PSIVIC epic adventure*

told in the first person

I left this board, because of embarassment, u see, i recall this as if it just happened a few months ago . . .

it all started a few months ago (lol), i was online and the only other person online was MK
(at least i didn\'t make u gay kareem! lol)
well i sent her a PM

basically it said



PM by PSIVIC
Hey MK, i notice we are the lone board members awake at this indecent hour . . .


well, to my hearts joy she reponded



PM by MK
shattup ur face, why r u talking to me!?


needless to say, i was devistated (u know why)
so i responded back



PM by PSIVIC
thats not what u said to me last night, what is wrong with you?


her response came back almost instantaneously



PM by MK
Hey, we weren\'t supposed to talk about this any more,
what about my bf, and ur wife? i don\'t think they would approve of
our late night twister matches,

it was fun though, \'left hand on right testicle. . .\'
that is so not what u spinned, u sexy brown cheater u!
we can\'t, i mean, we shouldn\'t . . .
ok, stop it, don\'t msg me again . . or else


first of all, i didn\'t know she could type so fast!
secondly, i wanted to play some more twister, i mean, hello
i figured out some new spins that i was looking forward to trying!

i decided then that i would not take no for an answer
and with a fiery passion, and steally resolution, i msged her back



PM by PSIVIC
hey, its not over until i say its over
last i checked i was the man in this relationship!
who died and gave u a penis (also known as a decision stick)
u know the rules, on the holder of the decision stick can make
a decision, if u want to decide something, u need to hold the stick!
u dig!!!??

sorry that i had to be like that
but i am sure u have come back to ur senses now


well i was sure that i had set her straight, and i was sure that my brown charms had won her back
i waited patiently for her response

ten minutes went by, and finally it came



PM by MK

ok, ur right, and i am sorry,
i decided that i would make it up to u,
just took me a few minutes to set up!

what do u say we meet at the place with the things,
in 30 minutes?


exactly what i wanted, excellent . . .



PM by PSIVIC

sounds good, see u there,
p.s, don\'t forget the twister board!
;)


i got dressed and headed to the chuckie cheese were we regularly meet

i got there first, got out of my car to stretch my legs, and took at look at my watch

just then, a blacked out mazda3 arrived,
the car pulled beside me
and the door opened,

there was a problem, it wasn\'t MK, it was a big polish guy, in a uniform,
shit i thought to myself, she got eh polish army after me, they never lose (lol)
so i turn and run,
next thing i know, 12 VWs rolling, it is the whole polsih army (driving german cars of course . . . shame)

well, what i am gonna do, i think to myself

i mean, evading one polish soldier is one thing, but the entire army!
shit, i was screwed,



so i stopped, and allowed them to surround me!

right b4, they closed it, i said

\"WAIT, wait . . wait, i need to say something\"
they stopped . . .
\"ok, serious, this is important, they are having a sale on Kielbasa at the polish delicatessen up the street, half price, and it is top quality, they are open at 7AM, but it is a first come first served kind of thing, i would be happy to go and wait in line for you fellas\"

they leader of the Poles looked at me and then said

\"do u think i am stupid, if u leave here, i don\'t complete my mission and don\'t get payed, here is what we will do, you wait here, and me and the boys will get some Kielbasa, when we return we will hve breakfast and then finish the job\"

and with great haste, they got back in their cars and drove off,

i couldn\'t believe my luck, i head for my car and was about to get in
when i noticed one car ripping back towards me,

i had reacted to slowly, i should have left sooner!
damnit

he pulled up beside me, and said

\"hey... u think ur a funny guy don\'t u . . . .
trying to send us away . . .
without directions!!!\"


man, i was lucky these guys were stupid, i gave him directions and waited for them to leave

just as i got back in my car,
i saw MK, she had a gun, and she was approaching fast!
shit i was in trouble!

as she closed in, she started talking

\"hello lover . . . mhahahahahahhahaha\"
i was scared
\"u thought u got away, thats cute . . .
now turn around\"

i replied out of instinct
\"oooooh, Kinky\"
right away i knew i said the wrong thing . . .

BAMN

i felt the hard steel butt of her gun hit be in the back of the head
and i was out . . .



i awoke, who knows when, with a pounding headache, and my arms and legs in restraints
i was alone and it was dark,
i regretted my affair with MK, not the dirty-twister matches, and certainly not the sex, but u know, the whole getting kidnapped by a psycho part of it, i shoulda seen it coming

i was certain the crazy bitch would kill me!!

it was two days b4 anything happened,
it was a food delivery but the polish army guys,
i was so lucky

they commander looked at me, and said, that i would make an excellent general in the polish army
and that he was impressed with my tactics that night!

i said nothing, but thought to myself
[i]hell, my dog could have outsmarted these tards[i]

he was about to leave, when i spoke up

\"excuse me, do u think i could have a knife it will be difficult to eat this steak with out one!\"

the soldier looked at me

\"of course, afterall we are not animals!\"

he brought me a knife!

i calmly ate my meal, then cut off my restraints, single handedly killed the entire polish army, and went to the police station and filed a report!

i was in hiding for a while,
and thats why i have been gone
but i am tired of waiting . . .

revenge shall be mine!

MK beware!

mwahahahahahahahahaaahahaaaa

[Whos ur dadd]

LOL.

I can\'t imagine how long it took you to write that out (although I doubt it could be that long as I am sure you never took the time to take a look at a dictionary)...

But I confirm that is my understanding of the disappearance of Psivic as well.

[bluntman]

That clears up a lot of questions I had. Thanks Broli!

[3GFX]

:hoho OMG LMFAO, Broli, that was incredible *bows in amazement*.

Turn it into a script!!!

We\'ll get the revenge in Part 2 with a huge chase seen and a battle with 100 VW Golfs facing 100 Mazda 3s!!!! :D :D :D

[SIM SIMMA]

Nice read Broli..

thanks...

:D

[Caz]

Funny stuff man, all that and not one mention of anyone\'s mamma. Good job :D

[TheProfessor]

Wow, that was such a good read it was totally worth coming out of \'retirement\' ;)

Broli, while I commend you for being so creative with that story, it\'s a shame that you can\'t put your mind to better use, like how to rid the world of orange cars with unibrows :p

In all seriousness, that really made me laugh out loud, and considering the day I had yesterday it was well needed......thanks!

[Whos ur dadd]

Originally posted by PSIVIC


Wow, that was such a good read it was totally worth coming out of \'retirement\' ;)

Broli, while I commend you for being so creative with that story, it\'s a shame that you can\'t put your mind to better use, like how to rid the world of orange cars with unibrows :p

In all seriousness, that really made me laugh out loud, and considering the day I had yesterday it was well needed......thanks!

He\'s alive!!!

[TheProfessor]

Originally posted by Whos ur dadd



Originally posted by PSIVIC


Wow, that was such a good read it was totally worth coming out of \'retirement\' ;)

Broli, while I commend you for being so creative with that story, it\'s a shame that you can\'t put your mind to better use, like how to rid the world of orange cars with unibrows :p

In all seriousness, that really made me laugh out loud, and considering the day I had yesterday it was well needed......thanks!

He\'s alive!!!

Was he dead :(

[Whos ur dadd]

Originally posted by TheProfessor



Originally posted by Whos ur dadd



Originally posted by PSIVIC


Wow, that was such a good read it was totally worth coming out of \'retirement\' ;)

Broli, while I commend you for being so creative with that story, it\'s a shame that you can\'t put your mind to better use, like how to rid the world of orange cars with unibrows :p

In all seriousness, that really made me laugh out loud, and considering the day I had yesterday it was well needed......thanks!

He\'s alive!!!

Was he dead :(

No, allz I\'m saying is that I miss the guy. His posts, unlike yours, were quite informative and funny. A true enthusiast he was/is. You could learn alot from the guy. So shut yer cakehole and stop threadcrapping.

[TheProfessor]

Originally posted by Whos ur dadd
No, allz I\'m saying is that I miss the guy. His posts, unlike yours, were quite informative and funny. A true enthusiast he was/is. You could learn alot from the guy. So shut yer cakehole and stop threadcrapping.

Don\'t you have a lame rental car to go drive while your Bimmer sits in the shop :p

[Whos ur dadd]

Originally posted by TheProfessor

Don\'t you have a lame rental car to go drive while your Bimmer sits in the shop :p

F U!!!

Another week (or two) of waiting for the parts and I\'ll be back on the road again. On the days that my car is actually up and running, I spit on the carcasses of Mazda3\'s!

[TheProfessor]

Originally posted by Whos ur dadd



Originally posted by TheProfessor

Don\'t you have a lame rental car to go drive while your Bimmer sits in the shop :p

F U!!!

Another week (or two) of waiting for the parts and I\'ll be back on the road again. On the days that my car is actually up and running, I spit on the carcasses of Mazda3\'s!



Hahaha, I won\'t deny that last statement!

[Cardinal Fang]

Originally posted by Whos ur dadd
On the days that my car is actually up and running, I spit on the carcasses of Mazda3\'s!



Unless your on the track at Shannonville.

:D

[TheProfessor]

Originally posted by Cardinal Fang



Originally posted by Whos ur dadd
On the days that my car is actually up and running, I spit on the carcasses of Mazda3\'s!



Unless your on the track at Shannonville.

:D


Ouch, going out with a bang eh?

[Broli]

Originally posted by PSIVIC


Wow, that was such a good read it was totally worth coming out of \'retirement\' ;)

Broli, while I commend you for being so creative with that story, it\'s a shame that you can\'t put your mind to better use, like how to rid the world of orange cars with unibrows :p

In all seriousness, that really made me laugh out loud, and considering the day I had yesterday it was well needed......thanks!

haha

nice!

welcome back,
but i assume u r gone again, until the next resurfacing!

lol

[Whos ur dadd]

Originally posted by TheProfessor



Originally posted by Cardinal Fang



Originally posted by Whos ur dadd
On the days that my car is actually up and running, I spit on the carcasses of Mazda3\'s!



Unless your on the track at Shannonville.

:D


Ouch, going out with a bang eh?

Hey man, Domo\'s car must be supercharged or turbocharged or something. On \'roids of some sort. No way with my mad driving skilz should I lose to a stock Mazda3. Maybe he did something to my car while it was cooling down in pit lane... the guy\'s not to be trusted.

And CF and Prof, just becuz you may be good at NSFU, doesn\'t mean you can drive gud on da streetz. So here\'s another 4 letters for you to play with:

STFU!!!

[Broli]

hey WUD

its not ur fault man
it is the fault of german engineering!

lol