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Cardinal Fang
07-19-2006, 01:29 PM
From: http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/view.php?StoryID=20060718-052749-4165r

Nude man beats car with pigeon

SUFFOLK, Va., July 18 (UPI) -- Two Whaleyville, Va., residents were stunned when a naked man accosted their car in their driveway and began hitting it with their pet pigeon.

The couple had just pulled into their driveway Friday night when Juan Lopez, 30, of Virginia Beach, appeared naked and began striking their car with the bird, the Virginian Pilot reported Tuesday.

They fled to a neighbor\'s house and called police who found the suspect in nearby woods.

A Suffolk, Va., police spokeswoman told the newspaper Lopez was \"obviously having some sort of issues that night.\"

He had allegedly gotten into the homeowners\' bird cages that held 15 chickens and four pigeons. Four of the birds were killed.

Lopez was charged with burglary, destruction of property and larceny of poultry.

Southern people are funny.

3GFX
07-19-2006, 01:37 PM
Thats how you do it!!! If I caught the bird who ***t on my car... :p

bluntman
07-19-2006, 01:43 PM
I don\'t even know where to begin...

ElPietro
07-19-2006, 02:01 PM
What? So I had a bad day...gimme a break. Sheesh.

bluntman
07-19-2006, 02:29 PM
You choked those poor chickens, didn\'t you?

TheProfessor
07-19-2006, 02:40 PM
Who has pet chickens?

bluntman
07-19-2006, 02:44 PM
Vegetarians.

FLIPDADY
07-19-2006, 02:45 PM
Some Filipinos have roosters they use for cock fighting.

:p I said cock:p

Broli
07-19-2006, 02:53 PM
Originally posted by FLIPSPEED


Some Filipinos have roosters they use for cock fighting.

:p I said cock:p

lol

when i was there last year
i saw some guy hold his rooster
and then it pecked him!

lol
it was funny!



this story is crazy!
i could see it happenening
the voiced told me
\"the poultry must die!\"

Cardinal Fang
07-19-2006, 03:21 PM
FLIPSPEED said cock.

:D

TheProfessor
07-19-2006, 03:53 PM
Wow, you guys sure do love \'cock\' :sarc









:p

ds2chan
07-19-2006, 04:07 PM
Originally posted by FLIPSPEED


Some Filipinos have roosters they use for \"COCK FIGHTING\".



I\'m in no hurry to see one of those that\'s for sure.. :D :p

EDIT: look what this thread has turned into.. thanks joe.. :p

wtom
07-19-2006, 05:28 PM
The loser of the cock fight has it real bad ...

http://den.kerbywear.com/den/scat/cockflavour.jpg

bluntman
07-19-2006, 05:51 PM
It\'s spicy flavoured too! Not too salty I hope.

Chuckie
07-19-2006, 06:15 PM
I heard cock flavoured soup is good cure for the common cold. :p