Cardinal Fang
07-20-2006, 02:13 PM
Listen up you assmonkeys!
I’ve been noticing a disturbing trend as of late on this board. Normally, disturbing trends arouse me in ways I can’t fully describe but this time I’m pissed! Yup, you’ve heard it right…… I’m so mad I could spit.
A few, not all, of you are a bunch of unoriginal severely mournful sods. Yeah that’s right I’m insulting you with British prose. How do you like them apples?
I work hard on my posts, my choice of words and inflection and some of you find the need to come along and steel them and make them your own. Well POPPYCOCK I say! Get your own damn style of posting.
Broli, you cigarette-wieldingly androgynous illiterate. You coveted my use of the word FARK. Yes that’s right I use the word covet! Don’t know what it means? Go read the Ten Commandments if you can. A word of warning though, there aren’t any pictures!
Wow, that sounded a bit harsh even from here.
*Roles up sleeves*
TheProfessor you dyspeptically toadying nasal miner! It took me two weeks to come up with another expletive to replace fark. Fark was great and to the point but it didn’t have the balls that farktard did. But then you stroll in and take farktard too. To quote my mentors “Well, that\'s the sort of blinkered philistine pig ignorance I\'ve come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker\'s cuss for the struggling artist, you excrement.†You whining hypocritical toady with your all white car and your bleeding Masonic secret handshake.
Whos ur dadd, you excessively over-obvious schlub! Don’t think I haven’t notice you taking from either. It’s bad enough that I have to sit there day in and day answer your philosophical questions about; “does god really exist?†“should women be allowed to have abortions?†“why won’t my wife let me have a threesome with a transgendered donkey?†“should women be allowed to vote?†but I also have to suffer the indignity of you putting MY POST as your signature. YOU SIR show bad form.
And majic, don’t think I don’t know your sitting there snickering at me. I may be paranoid but that doesn’t affect the way I know that you know that I know that you maybe thinking.
So lets recap then. STOP STEALING MY FARKING LINES YOU DONKEY FELLATORS!
Ok…that felt good.
Carry on…
*Walks off*
I’ve been noticing a disturbing trend as of late on this board. Normally, disturbing trends arouse me in ways I can’t fully describe but this time I’m pissed! Yup, you’ve heard it right…… I’m so mad I could spit.
A few, not all, of you are a bunch of unoriginal severely mournful sods. Yeah that’s right I’m insulting you with British prose. How do you like them apples?
I work hard on my posts, my choice of words and inflection and some of you find the need to come along and steel them and make them your own. Well POPPYCOCK I say! Get your own damn style of posting.
Broli, you cigarette-wieldingly androgynous illiterate. You coveted my use of the word FARK. Yes that’s right I use the word covet! Don’t know what it means? Go read the Ten Commandments if you can. A word of warning though, there aren’t any pictures!
Wow, that sounded a bit harsh even from here.
*Roles up sleeves*
TheProfessor you dyspeptically toadying nasal miner! It took me two weeks to come up with another expletive to replace fark. Fark was great and to the point but it didn’t have the balls that farktard did. But then you stroll in and take farktard too. To quote my mentors “Well, that\'s the sort of blinkered philistine pig ignorance I\'ve come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker\'s cuss for the struggling artist, you excrement.†You whining hypocritical toady with your all white car and your bleeding Masonic secret handshake.
Whos ur dadd, you excessively over-obvious schlub! Don’t think I haven’t notice you taking from either. It’s bad enough that I have to sit there day in and day answer your philosophical questions about; “does god really exist?†“should women be allowed to have abortions?†“why won’t my wife let me have a threesome with a transgendered donkey?†“should women be allowed to vote?†but I also have to suffer the indignity of you putting MY POST as your signature. YOU SIR show bad form.
And majic, don’t think I don’t know your sitting there snickering at me. I may be paranoid but that doesn’t affect the way I know that you know that I know that you maybe thinking.
So lets recap then. STOP STEALING MY FARKING LINES YOU DONKEY FELLATORS!
Ok…that felt good.
Carry on…
*Walks off*