The WUD vs The Wasps

[Whos ur dadd]

Last year, I had to deal with an underground colony of YELLOW JACKETS. Not your typical bumble bee that you so fondly remember singing about in kindergarten. These mofos are hyper aggressive! When you get near their nest, they get all agitated and rush out of their nests like broli\'s mom at the local Mandarin buffet. Some gasoline and a BBQ lighter and I was feasting on roast wasps in the evening.

2005 Record: The WUD 1, Wasps 0




This year, I found a nest hidden under a garden hose. Quickly covered the hose with a clear garbage bag before they could swarm and then drowned them mofos.

2006: The WUD 1, Wasps 0)


Then I go up the roof to inspect the gutters as there is a leak in the roof somewhere. Move a gutter pipe (it was cracked) and all hell breaks loose. They\'ve built a friggin nest inside the pipe. And I get stung on the thumb. Literally, it was like a second after I move the pipe that I got stung. They are that vicious and fast. I concede the battle for the day and retreat to plan the next offensive.

2006: The WUD 1, Wasps 1



Off to Home Despot and I find some Raid MAX:

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I really don\'t know what to expect. Will I be able to spray \'em before I get attacked? I could see myself getting savaged by those little mofos and then falling off the roof... So I sneak up to the nest and quickly cover the cracked pipe with a clear plastic bag. Phew, I managed to cover off the exit before they could swarm out. I slowly remove the bag and unleash a load of Raid MAX into the crack. Let \'em smoke on that for a bit! Then repeated the process until I must\'ve unloaded half of a large can into the opening. By the way, it was very windy and I\'d like to report that Raid MAX don\'t taste very good.

2006: The WUD 2, Wasps 1



So I climb down the ladder and then see another wasp circling near the stairs to the front door. Uh oh, I think to myself. Must be some killer drone who\'s pissed that I\'ve given a DDT martini to his Queen lover. But he wasn\'t overly aggressive and just disappeared into the patio stone brickwork. I unload some Raid MAX into the hole and realize with all that buzzing that there\'s some serious evil in the hole. I then unload another furious dose of Raid MAX into the opening. Judgment delivered; case closed.

2006: The WUD 3, Wasps 1



I suggest the residents in the area who are still on well water that they use bottled water for the next several months as there may be a higher than usual concentation of pesticides in the water.

[Whos ur dadd]

The enemy:

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[KenYork]

Raid: Wasp and Hornets works well too. Last fall I had a nest in hole of my house, like WYD sprayed half the can into that hole. Havn\'t see any wasps near the house at all since.

[Broli]

i kill wasps with explosives!
lol


WUD, they are gonna get you next year!

i am cheering for them . . .
lol

[TheProfessor]

Who\'s \"The WUD\"? Sounds like a dork :p

[Whos ur dadd]

Originally posted by Broli


WUD, they are gonna get you next year!

i am cheering for them . . .
lol

LMAO. You\'re such a fokker.

[Whos ur dadd]

Originally posted by TheProfessor


Who\'s \"The WUD\"? Sounds like a dork :p

The WUD is your salvation, brudda.

[SIM SIMMA]

Had a similar scenario at my parent\'s house. The effers were building a HUGE home in one of their pillars. Anyway... the best time to get them is at night. Yes.. they do sleep.... or at least are calm then. Ninja sneak attack.... was how I was victorious.

[Whos ur dadd]

Bingo on the nightime attack. I did not know that but luckily did it at night. Also learned after the fact that they have one entrance to their hive. They don\'t have multiple entrances, so all you have to do is block one of them and you\'re golden (and if you don\'t you\'re dead).

[SIM SIMMA]

lol... you are right about the one entrance. In my scenario there were two entrances side by side near the bottom of the pillar. So when it got dark I started chewing gum and plugged up on hole... then i unloaded the RAID into the other hole... i just kept going and going... then you could hear all the buzzing... man was it loud... but i kept going... while i was doing this i was chewing a new piece of gum... plugged the hole with the second piece

all you could hear was the loud loud buzzing. the mofos were dying BIG TIME. don\'t mess.

another time there was a big hive on the corner of my parent\'s garage... this time i was a little less strategic and went out and night and just sprayed directly into the hole of the hive... mind you i was wearing 3 layers of clothing and a hooded top and gloves. sprayed half a can of raid into the hole... the loud buzzing started and all the buggers started dropping out and dying on the driveway... i ran into the house... checked it out about 5 minutes later and there were tons of dead fawkers on the driveway... AND the queen was dead too. she was 3 times the size of the workers.

:)

bzzzzzzz.

[Broli]

bees and wasps are beautiful . . .
i am calling greenpeace!


now, speaking as someone who has never had to slay a swarm of angry flying insects, i would suggest an alternative method of masacre!

first let me say one thing!

i am deathly afraid of freakin bees, oh man!
they are scary bitches!

now,

that said,
i think i could man up and attack then, after all, i am approximately 100000000000X there size!

get a bucket with a lid (the lid is important, no bucket? a cooler will do!)\\
now place the bucket below the nest, have the lid (air tight btw) ready,
now knock the nest in the bucket and place the lid on!


now, go online and download some insect swarming noise, and some kenny G,

make a super annoying mix cd stick it in a cd player and play it on repeat to the angry bees,

now . . .
this is the most important part,

wait for 6-10 hours, should be enougth 02 in there for the little bstds, and they should be getting worked up into a frenzy from all this bullshit!

now take bucket to the WUD\'s house,
and clear your throat and say this

\"here you go tough guy, i hear you are a fearless hero, who slays bees as easily as the seasons change!\"

at this point kick over the bucket and run like a mudda****a to ur car!

good luck, it has a hight danger factor but a huge fun factor as well!

lol

good luck!

[Whos ur dadd]

Originally posted by Jobes

... mind you i was wearing 3 layers of clothing and a hooded top and gloves. sprayed half a can of raid into the hole...


LOL! I was wearing my winter Eddie Bauer down jacket. Jeans and then baggy sweats on top of the jeans. All in 30 degree weather.

[Medic22]

WUD you have inspired me to battle with the wasps. I have just discovered this morning that they have been hanging out in the crevices of my brick house above the garage area. They look so mean. I just bought me some spray. Weapon of choice - C-I-L Yard & Deck Insect Killer. Im decked out in 2 pairs of joggers, a hoody and some boots. Wish me luck...

[sharky]

I found an old vacuum cleaner to be my friend when dealing with nests. Carefully put the vacuum close to the next, stand far away and plug it in. Come back an hour later, turn off the vacuum and spray the nest!


Carefully empty the vacuum bag.

[wtom]

I\'ve figured out The WUD really means The Wicked Underwear Demon;

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[bubba1983]

some kenny G
bahahah
im a pansy when it comes to our fliying friends...
i run like a girl!

[Whos ur dadd]

Originally posted by bubba1983


im a pansy when it comes to our fliying friends...
i run like a girl!

I would typically ride you on that comment bubs, but I do too. I got just one sting and it was nasty. Hurt for a bit, but then got itchy over the next several days. Couldn\'t imagine what would happen if I got swarmed...

[bubba1983]

anaphelactic shock anyone? lol (sp?)

[vanpatrick81]

i hate any bugs that fly especially ones that sting. but one that i will never forget are flying cokaracha. they chase you down like broli chasing cardi. i bet flipspeed and fellow friends from phil. can explain. :D

[bluntman]

Originally posted by vanpatrick81


i hate any bugs that fly especially ones that sting. but one that i will never forget are flying cokaracha. they chase you down like broli chasing cardi. i bet flipspeed and fellow friends from phil. can explain. :D

Cocoa beetles send chills up my spine!

[Whos ur dadd]

I\'m okay with roaches. Growing up in downtown Chinatown, they were a good source of readily available protein. Plus, when you squish the female ones with them big egg sacs --- SPLATTER.

Insects are fine, as long as they don\'t bite. Except for spiders... theyz scary!!!

[vanpatrick81]

Originally posted by Whos ur dadd
I\'m okay with roaches. Growing up in downtown Chinatown, they were a good source of readily available protein.

i sure dont want to know what you eat at home now :p

[Whos ur dadd]

Originally posted by vanpatrick81



Originally posted by Whos ur dadd
I\'m okay with roaches. Growing up in downtown Chinatown, they were a good source of readily available protein.

i sure dont want to know what you eat at home now :p

Well if I grew up eating cow tongue, intestines and chicken feet, come on, it\'s not that big a leap to roast roachies. Mmmmmmmmmmmm, roasted roaches... :drool:

[vanpatrick81]

Originally posted by Whos ur dadd
Well if I grew up eating cow tongue, intestines and chicken feet, come on, it\'s not that big a leap to roast roachies. Mmmmmmmmmmmm, roasted roaches... :drool:

hahahaha true true.

just the thought of those little things crawling around doesn\'t make it look to appetizing.

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