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3GFX
08-31-2006, 07:53 AM
Once upon a time I sat at work with my new PSP quietly checking out some anime porn with broli\'s mom, calling the cops, massaging me while I cried \"OW my freaking finger\" is caught in the WUD\'s loaner car, the darn Prius is a gass guzzler. At least the desires in my loins have finally come to conclusion for I have ejaculated quite vigourously all over the tied up gimp I picked up at WUD\'s Ranch where anything can be purchased if your willing to do something for The WUD\'s wife.

We all know engrish language is only spoken by fobs fobs fobs along with 3GFX and luke! XD who are all afraid of broli. In bizzaro world Broli\'s not scary he\'s just very very not scary unless you say we\'re out of chocolate to feed his two pet asshats: Proffy, cyperscorpy.

Sometimes its just coincidence when I shoot fish, because they don\'t have the ability to pee standing up where as WUD can pee in a position that should be documented because nobody should have their pecker wrapped around the tongue of their shoe. Sometimes it is easier to just let go of your majoogler and run bare-assed thru the local deli, screaming \"I wish you Still loved me\" like you did when I said \"why that\'s a big kielbasa you have.\"

So tenderly we will escort you to the back of the church out the door and back in where I then do a sacrifice of a candle into the anal of a sheep after I shaved my scrotum and tea-bagged Broli as I poured hot wax all down majic\'s throat and it felt hot and goooooey. Then i realized that the wax was not Meguire\'s it\'s from Dollarama so you know obsession play\'s a man\'s mind. What Somebody with yogurt would do is make a delicious combination of two parts cucumber and three parts humus, oh, and yogurt.

For the Gods will be satisfied with this mighty mighty bosstones record and most likely look down upon the world of confidence and say what a bunch of wacko these people can\'t even speak! Call The Proffesor for it is Engrish subject time for all the grammar impaired monkies should be serving joy juices and Tabasco Hot Sauce I\'m telling you do not try WUD\'s wife because swelling from wasp bites is too sweet from honey, once you start you can\'t stop.


well until next time ;)

Broli
08-31-2006, 09:40 AM
lol

that was pretty good!

:p

TheProfessor
08-31-2006, 01:06 PM
Cool.....good idea to put it all together like that!

3GFX
08-31-2006, 01:15 PM
Well for those members who missed out on the fun can see what creativity we have when all we do is post like a whore. :p

cyberscorpi0
08-31-2006, 01:17 PM
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