It's the Effing Friday Thread!! Post Whores Live Here!

[jay93]

$79.99 yeah okay. No wax mon video equals no proof of your car cleaning skills which doesn't justify 79.99.............burn

[jaimie08mazda3]

but I am starting to figure them out...



Although lets be honest, Its pretty damn impossible to fully understand women.

Ohh really id like to hear this wisdom you have about women.

[jay93]

but I am starting to figure them out...



Although lets be honest, Its pretty damn impossible to fully understand women.

Here's the one thing you NEED to understand. In Portuguese we say the week that benfica (português soccer team, red uniform) came to town. That's the week you be VERY nice.

[jay93]

Ohh really id like to hear this wisdom you have about women.

Strap a go pro cam to his chest and watch him test his theories

[jaimie08mazda3]

Strap a go pro cam to his chest and watch him test his theories

Lmfao send that shit viral. It'll be a hit on YouTube.

[jay93]

Lmfao send that shit viral. It'll be a hit on YouTube.

Now, to convince him to do it.....

[asyed]

" Mamoun trying to be smooth with women - An original Youtube series"


I mean how hard can it be?


Nah im not going to ask that question just yet.

[jay93]

" Mamoun trying to be smooth with women - An original Youtube series"


I mean how hard can it be?


Nah im not going to ask that question just yet.

Why don't you try it and see how easy it could be? Want some advice? Find something that you and future Mrs mamoun have in common

[jaimie08mazda3]

" Mamoun trying to be smooth with women - An original Youtube series"


I mean how hard can it be?


Nah im not going to ask that question just yet.

I don't even know where to start from this point. A) your the last guy I would be asking for women advice.
B) a lot harder then you could even think of. Any guy here who's married knows they still haven't figured it out. They just know what not to do lol. It's a system.

And C) good call. One day you'll learn and it will shock ya.

[asyed]

one day..... just not today... or tommorow.... or even this month.... or year


etc

[jaimie08mazda3]

one day..... just not today... or tommorow.... or even this month.... or year


etc

Or ever.

[Lmmorden]

Amen

[jay93]

Or ever.

next ice age maybe?

[Lmmorden]

next ice age maybe?

As Loki said... Winter is coming 5 seasons now

[asyed]

maybe in the ice age after the next one...

[jaimie08mazda3]

next ice age maybe?

Hell will freeze over and it still won't happen.

[jaimie08mazda3]

maybe in the ice age after the next one...

You know it's bad when you can make the joke a bout yourself lol.

[jay93]

i'm starting to realize that this will never happen? what aboot when we are living on mars?

[jaimie08mazda3]

i'm starting to realize that this will never happen? what aboot when we are living on mars?

Even if he was the last guy on earth.

[jay93]

Even if he was the last guy on earth.

it be alot easier. seeing as he's the last guy no one else so nothing to do

[jaimie08mazda3]

it be alot easier. seeing as he's the last guy no one else so nothing to do

I just said guy so technically that means that all the girls are still around haha.

[jay93]

I just said guy so technically that means that all the girls are still around haha.

but will they be in the same area of this world?

[jaimie08mazda3]

but will they be in the same area of this world?

Not when they see who the last male on earth is.

[jay93]

Not when they see who the last male on earth is.

LOL on another note are you selling your w7?

[asyed]

Not when they see who the last male on earth is.

wow.... am I that bad?






wow...

[jay93]

wow.... am I that bad?






wow...

well, you no prove yourself what you expect?

[jaimie08mazda3]

LOL on another note are you selling your w7?

Yes lol. The 10 not the 13 though haha.

[jaimie08mazda3]

wow.... am I that bad?






wow...
Do I really gotta answer haha. You might be. Don't take it personally. Or maybe you should I dunno lol.

[jaimie08mazda3]

well, you no prove yourself what you expect?

See Jay knows what's up.

[jay93]

Yes lol. The 10 not the 13 though haha.

Saw it on kijiji and then I say to myself "this looks familiar"

[jay93]

See Jay knows what's up.
Damn, so many jokes I can say but I'd rather not

[asyed]

you better not.

[asyed]

IBTL

[6strings]

in before the law suit

[6strings]

https://vimeo.com/123468931 on another note I got bored at lunch the other day and made this haha. Don't mind the messy car.

you're car is filthy, and I don't mean that in a good way.
were you bouncing in your car by yourself?

[jaimie08mazda3]

you're car is filthy, and I don't mean that in a good way.
were you bouncing in your car by yourself?

Ohh I know it is lol. Winter time did that and I seriously need to go for a clean overhaul lol. Just needs to be warmer. And yes yes I was.

[loki]

Until next week

[S.F.W.]

Surprised nobody asked for this to be opened up. With Friday being a holiday tradition is we open this on the last working day of the week.

[XTOTHEL]

How do we ask when this thread is locked (other than PMing a mod :P)

[FD22]

Surprised nobody asked for this to be opened up. With Friday being a holiday tradition is we open this on the last working day of the week.

You mods have been slacking on this as of late.. ;)


Happy effective Friday!

[asyed]

OH HAI GUISE

[Kiewan]

This week flew by. Thank goodness.

In other news the Canandian geese have started coming home. There is one standing on top of the building at yonge st. and yonge corporate center honking at people. Jerk goose

[loki]

bruh

[Kiewan]

Feathered raccoons

[FD22]

bruh

Wagwan


Feathered raccoons

Lol

[loki]

Feathered raccoons

story of my life

[XTOTHEL]

story of my life

I take her home

[asyed]

just one more class before the long weekend.... and its actually a damn interesting one too ( although that may or may not have to do with certain attractive members of the opposite sex being there)...





kidding...

[loki]

just one more class before the long weekend.... and its actually a damn interesting one too ( although that may or may not have to do with certain attractive members of the opposite sex being there)...





kidding...

don't start this again

[loki]

although now I am interested

[asyed]

although now I am interested

Tempted to post updates...




Then again if someone looks over my shoulder...

[XTOTHEL]

Tempted to post updates...




Then again if someone looks over my shoulder...

"2:10 PM: She's twirling her pen, I wish she would twirl mine."

[loki]

Tempted to post updates...




Then again if someone looks over my shoulder...

No one is looking over your shoulder

[asyed]

****turns brightness down rapidly****

[loki]

****boring****

[asyed]

No one is looking over your shoulder

true but then again class starts at 2:30 and only a few people arrive this early.

[XTOTHEL]

****turns brightness down rapidly****

http://www.troll.me/images/lil-jon/turn-down-for-what.jpg

[loki]

true but then again class starts at 2:30 and only a few people arrive this early.

so you're a keener is what you're saying

[asyed]

Whats wrong with showing up early???

[asyed]

9/10 just walked in.... oh god

[loki]

Whats wrong with showing up early???

because there's other things you could be doing rather than sitting in your class 30 mins early posting about how you're there 30 mins early

jah feel?


9/10 just walked in.... oh god

tell us more about him

[asyed]

her*

[loki]

her*

you said opposite sex

[asyed]

:loki

[soccerboy1491]

Happy Rave day! :D

I had tickets to decadence tonight but then won two tickets plus a meet & greet so I gave my normal tickets to my friends so they can attend their first event :) they are metal heads Tho & this is their first edm event so it should be entertaining

[FD22]

just one more class before the long weekend.... and its actually a damn interesting one too ( although that may or may not have to do with certain attractive members of the opposite sex being there)...





kidding...

Here we go again


although now I am interested

Too bad she isn't


9/10 just walked in.... oh god

*insert "Jizz In My Pants" video here*

Happy Rave day! :D

I had tickets to decadence tonight but then won two tickets plus a meet & greet so I gave my normal tickets to my friends so they can attend their first event :) they are metal heads Tho & this is their first edm event so it should be entertaining

#TurnDownForWhat

[asyed]

Too bad she isn't






you dont know that..... nor do I.... or might not ever will...

[SomeGuy]

because there's other things you could be doing rather than sitting in your class 30 mins early posting about how you're there 30 mins early

jah feel?



tell us more about him

I would like to see what this kid thinks a 9/10 looks like. Turn sound off on your camera and take a damn pic for us stealthy.

[asyed]

I would like to see what this kid thinks a 9/10 looks like. Turn sound off on your camera and take a damn pic for us stealthy.

im not stealth enough.

[FD22]

im not stealth enough.

Then get stealth enough

[XTOTHEL]

Pretend you dropped your pen and bend down to pick it up, then take pic

[FD22]

Pretend you dropped your pen and bend down to pick it up, then take pic

+5 points if she's wearing a skirt

[XTOTHEL]

+5 points if she's wearing a skirt

+8==D if he finds a bulge

[asyed]

no thanks... I want to preserve my chances...

[loki]

no thanks... I want to preserve my chances...

Not trying anything doesn't preserve your chances

You spoken 2 words to this girl yet?

[asyed]

Not trying anything doesn't preserve your chances

You spoken 2 words to this girl yet?

not yet.... dont know how to start.

[XTOTHEL]

not yet.... dont know how to start.

What class do you guys have together?

[Aitch]

not yet.... dont know how to start.

"Hi"

[asyed]

What class do you guys have together?

some course about the meaning of music and how it affects us...

[asyed]

"Hi"

from my experience I usually get weird looks if i just go "hi" alone.

[loki]

not yet.... dont know how to start.

You have perfected the self-induced cock block

[asyed]

You have perfected the self-induced cock block

yes..... yes i have....

[loki]

some course about the meaning of music and how it affects us...

Yeh your experience at college sounds really taxing on the mind

[Aitch]

I'm out for a bit. Pre-thanking most of loki's future posts for now.

[XTOTHEL]

I would arrive at class later (than her) and then attempt to sit beside her, then take the opportunity to talk to her (about assignments, topics, maybe even work on one together)

[asyed]

I would arrive at class later (than her) and then attempt to sit beside her, then take the opportunity to talk to her (about assignments, topics, maybe even work on one together)

funny thing is... im sitting one table over... and there isnt really anyone in between us.... but she has her friend on the other side.... so ya.

[asyed]

waiting for after class. but then again i want to be smooth about and not make it stupid obvious.


Something ive sucked at many times no matter how subtle i try to be.

[jaimie08mazda3]

waiting for after class. but then again i want to be smooth about and not make it stupid obvious.


Something ive sucked at many times no matter how subtle i try to be.

I bet with this new "girl" really wants you to show her how well you suck.

[asyed]

took me longer than it should have to understand that^

[jaimie08mazda3]

took me longer than it should have to understand that^

This is just disappointing. If that took you too long I wish you luck with this female ordeal.

[Kiewan]

some course about the meaning of music and how it affects us...

Sounds like you're doing great in this course....

Best to say hi on the first day of classes when nobody knows anyone. If you're nice enough and say hi, she might sit beside you each time you have that class together.

Although don't listen to girl advice from a Mazda forum lol

[jaimie08mazda3]

Sounds like you're doing great in this course....

Best to say hi on the first day of classes when nobody knows anyone. If you're nice enough and say hi, she might sit beside you each time you have that class together.

Although don't listen to girl advice from a Mazda forum lol

Hey in all fairness it is mainly guys on here. And most of them are in a relationship/ or married. So they know about women. I know I have learned a lot lol. Worst thing is no guy is ever done learning lol.

[ChristinaD]

Although don't listen to girl advice from a Mazda forum lol
Agreed! :P
Also, the "hi" thing usually won't work in a class setting. You have to use a line like "hey, do you know what time the exam is for this class?"
But every girl is different, just easier to start a conversation that way and doesn't feel as creepy because you don't feel like you're being hit on :P

[jay93]

Agreed! :P
Also, the "hi" thing usually won't work in a class setting. You have to use a line like "hey, do you know what time the exam is for this class?"
But every girl is different, just easier to start a conversation that way and doesn't feel as creepy because you don't feel like you're being hit on :P

Hi.......... lol I had to

[jay93]

no thanks... I want to preserve my chances...

Hi. How are you? Talk about something related to the class?

[ChristinaD]

Hi.......... lol I had to

lol :P
But seriously, using a line or something is usually better than just a hi because saying hi doesn't give them much time to respond, and not much to respond with either, unless you've been like eye'ing each other.
Guys need to be less worried about being shut down and just go for it. Even if they don't respond in the way you would have like, its building the courage to do it, and honestly you still probably made that girls day.

[jaimie08mazda3]

Agreed! :P
Also, the "hi" thing usually won't work in a class setting. You have to use a line like "hey, do you know what time the exam is for this class?"
But every girl is different, just easier to start a conversation that way and doesn't feel as creepy because you don't feel like you're being hit on :P

Some girls are easy enough that all you need is hi lmao.

[jay93]

Some girls are easy enough that all you need is hi lmao.

Come on now, that's not a nice thing to say.

[jaimie08mazda3]

lol :P
But seriously, using a line or something is usually better than just a hi because saying hi doesn't give them much time to respond, and not much to respond with either, unless you've been like eye'ing each other.
Guys need to be less worried about being shut down and just go for it. Even if they don't respond in the way you would have like, its building the courage to do it, and honestly you still probably made that girls day.

Here's what I've found. I've been rejected many of times and it sucks. But some women can be cruel about it. I've had a few experiences where a chick pretends just to get things. And not actually want anything from it. But going for it isn't a bad idea either. Never know until you try. Even if it's a no be like alright try again and so on and so forth.

[jay93]

lol :P
But seriously, using a line or something is usually better than just a hi because saying hi doesn't give them much time to respond, and not much to respond with either, unless you've been like eye'ing each other.
Guys need to be less worried about being shut down and just go for it. Even if they don't respond in the way you would have like, its building the courage to do it, and honestly you still probably made that girls day.

I ain't even worried bout nothing. But here's the way I see it. If a guy gets shot down, it's not the end of the world. Plenty of girls every where. Also, it's different with each girl. Something you tried with one didn't work but it may work with the other.

[jaimie08mazda3]

Come on now, that's not a nice thing to say.

I didn't say I was nice lol. It's just the truth with some girls. Not all.

[jay93]

I didn't say I was nice lol. It's just the truth with some girls. Not all.

Well, you're not lying right now.

[jaimie08mazda3]

Well, you're not lying right now.

No I'm not lol. There is a reason that there was a Facebook page called Guelph girls hahaha. Genpu_Mz3.

[ChristinaD]

Here's what I've found. I've been rejected many of times and it sucks. But some women can be cruel about it. I've had a few experiences where a chick pretends just to get things. And not actually want anything from it. But going for it isn't a bad idea either. Never know until you try. Even if it's a no be like alright try again and so on and so forth.
I agree, if a girl shuts you down, its not worth never asking another one. To be honest, something me and all my friends have noticed, is that it is a lot more rare for guys to just go up and talk to us in a setting other than a club or bar. Obviously not every girl is nice about it, but gotta brush those ones off. Eventually you would find one who thinks differently.

I ain't even worried bout nothing. But here's the way I see it. If a guy gets shot down, it's not the end of the world. Plenty of girls every where. Also, it's different with each girl. Something you tried with one didn't work but it may work with the other.
Exactly, every girl is different, but just go with the flow, and have something other than Hi to say or the conversation wont go anywhere. If you are going up to her find something to talk to her about after "Hi" or she wont know how to respond since you were the one to walk up to her, and may be catching her off guard. But like i said before, most girls don't have guys going up to them all the time and asking them out, so they might have their guard up or not know how to respond. Just be comfortable, and if it doesn't work out, oh well, you built up the courage to at least try.

[loki]

I been out of the game for so long I have no idea what the girls are all about these days

"Hey baby that selfie you took was hawt and the hashtags you used were rad"

hahahaha

[jaimie08mazda3]

I agree, if a girl shuts you down, its not worth never asking another one. To be honest, something me and all my friends have noticed, is that it is a lot more rare for guys to just go up and talk to us in a setting other than a club or bar. Obviously not every girl is nice about it, but gotta brush those ones off. Eventually you would find one who thinks differently.

Exactly, every girl is different, but just go with the flow, and have something other than Hi to say or the conversation wont go anywhere. If you are going up to her find something to talk to her about after "Hi" or she wont know how to respond since you were the one to walk up to her, and may be catching her off guard. But like i said before, most girls don't have guys going up to them all the time and asking them out, so they might have their guard up or not know how to respond. Just be comfortable, and if it doesn't work out, oh well, you built up the courage to at least try.

Exactly just gotta keep trying no matter what. Everyone gets rejected in their life. It's just the way it goes. Shallow women are the worst. But they are also the ones whose lives are empty from guys who are "hot" and douchebags rather then the nice guy who would treat her like gold. That's how it is nowadays. And well unless it's the right setting guys feel strange about approaching women. Like at a mall or a Tim hortons. But take some pride and talk to someone and well it could work. I've met a few girls that way.

[jaimie08mazda3]

I been out of the game for so long I have no idea what the girls are all about these days

"Hey baby that selfie you took was hawt and the hashtags you used were rad"

hahahaha

This is the new age lol. And quite accurate lol!

[loki]

This is the new age lol. And quite accurate lol!

Oh no....

[ChristinaD]

I been out of the game for so long I have no idea what the girls are all about these days

"Hey baby that selfie you took was hawt and the hashtags you used were rad"

hahahaha
that fact that you used the word rad definitely shows how long you've been out of the game :P

Exactly just gotta keep trying no matter what. Everyone gets rejected in their life. It's just the way it goes. Shallow women are the worst. But they are also the ones whose lives are empty from guys who are "hot" and douchebags rather then the nice guy who would treat her like gold. That's how it is nowadays. And well unless it's the right setting guys feel strange about approaching women. Like at a mall or a Tim hortons. But take some pride and talk to someone and well it could work. I've met a few girls that way.

And if someone rejects you they clearly weren't interested so brush it off... and move on to the next one.

[jaimie08mazda3]

Oh no....

Ohh yea man.

[jaimie08mazda3]

that fact that you used the word rad definitely shows how long you've been out of the game :P


And if someone rejects you they clearly weren't interested so brush it off... and move on to the next one.

Yep exactly. It's all just getting over the fear of rejection. Hell I ended up with my ex randomly lol. Didn't even think to ask her out as my ex prior was one of those users. And the. I find out she had wanted me for months lol. You never know what could happen. And now I'm on to the next one and these girls around are either stupid, not interested or have serious trust issues. It sucks sometimes.

[asyed]

Update: I ****ed up and well.... guess Ill have to wait for next week...




on a slightly interesting note: my peripheral vision today caught her occasionally looking at me (atleast i think) but only for like a split second and my reaction to looking back was shit.




.... I think she knows.... ****

[jaimie08mazda3]

Update: I ****ed up and well.... guess Ill have to wait for next week...




on a slightly interesting note: my peripheral vision today caught her occasionally looking at me (atleast i think) but only for like a split second and my reaction to looking back was shit.




.... I think she knows.... ****

This is like when the Hindenburg went down. Badly and in flames.

[ChristinaD]

Update: I ****ed up and well.... guess Ill have to wait for next week...




on a slightly interesting note: my peripheral vision today caught her occasionally looking at me (atleast i think) but only for like a split second and my reaction to looking back was shit.




.... I think she knows.... ****

That's good if she knows, because then either she will show she is interested or not, and you can avoid rejection if you sense she isn't into it.
Also, classes are almost over, we only have a week of class left, then exams and showcases, but still, gotta use your time wisely :P

[asyed]

That's good if she knows, because then either she will show she is interested or not, and you can avoid rejection if you sense she isn't into it.
Also, classes are almost over, we only have a week of class left, then exams and showcases, but still, gotta use your time wisely :P

correction: your classes probably have one week left.




I still have 3 more weeks

and ya its next week or im screwed,

[loki]

that fact that you used the word rad definitely shows how long you've been out of the game :P


And if someone rejects you they clearly weren't interested so brush it off... and move on to the next one.

I was joking, I've never said the word rad out loud ever

[asyed]

This is like when the Hindenburg went down. Badly and in flames.

thanks for the positive motivation....jeez :P

[ChristinaD]

correction: your classes probably have one week left.




I still have 3 more weeks

and ya its next week or im screwed,
WOW! You haven't even started talking to her yet and already want to screw?!? Calm down! :chuckle

I was joking, I've never said the word rad out loud ever
:P I figured

[asyed]

WOW! You haven't even started talking to her yet and already want to screw?!? Calm down! :chuckle





you took that waaaaaaaaaaaaaay out of context...

[jaimie08mazda3]

thanks for the positive motivation....jeez :P

Hey you shoulda done more. Breaking the ice is key.

[jaimie08mazda3]

WOW! You haven't even started talking to her yet and already want to screw?!? Calm down! :chuckle

:P I figured

If it has been 20 years and you've never gotten laid wouldn't you?

[asyed]

Hey you shoulda done more. Breaking the ice is key.

The ice just seems several feet thick....

[6strings]

from my experience I usually get weird looks if i just go "hi" alone.
dragons don't mind as long as you try

[jaimie08mazda3]

The ice just seems several feet thick....

Break through that shit bud. Like I told you long ago you gotta be confident in it. If it doesn't work out then well it sucks but breaking the ice makes it easier.

[6strings]

The ice just seems several feet thick....
No worries, is the girl thick?

[jaimie08mazda3]

dragons don't mind as long as you try

This man speaks the truth. Chicks are more weirded out by someone who says nothing.

[asyed]

dragons don't mind as long as you try





but but.....shes not a dragon..... she's too good to be one....

[6strings]

but but.....shes not a dragon..... she's too good to be one....
Rookie mistake, the knight always has to slay the dragon, never keeps it as a pet.

[asyed]

Rookie mistake, the knight always has to slay the dragon, never keeps it as a pet.

can we like.... call her something else though??


kthxbai

[ChristinaD]

This man speaks the truth. Chicks are more weirded out by someone who says nothing.
amen.

Rookie mistake, the knight always has to slay the dragon, never keeps it as a pet.

some males are not knight material, or need a better coach. You should teach asyed to slay dragons.

[6strings]

can we like.... call her something else though??


kthxbai
Man the harpoon lad
She be a thirsty dragoon

[Jackal]

Yo yo. Wassup?

[jaimie08mazda3]

amen.


some males are not knight material, or need a better coach. You should teach asyed to slay dragons.

You can't teach the unteachable. Didn't he tell me a few times he knows more then I think?

[asyed]

Yo yo. Wassup?

asyed struggling to break several feet of ice.... thats wassup.

[asyed]

Also just realized..... I think i already messed up... dont think i can get anywhere in 3 weeks....

[jaimie08mazda3]

Yo yo. Wassup?

Heading up north to get wasted all weekend.

[6strings]

asyed struggling to break several feet of ice.... thats wassup.
Spring be thawing the ice lad, man the harpoon!

[jaimie08mazda3]

Also just realized..... I think i already messed up... dont think i can get anywhere in 3 weeks....

What in the fack? Ok now I'm gonna ask. Explain this situation because I'm so confused.

[6strings]

Also just realized..... I think i already messed up... dont think i can get anywhere in 3 weeks....

No you wont my friend,
No you wont.

[jaimie08mazda3]

No you wont my friend,
No you wont.

At least he's honest.

[asyed]

What in the fack? Ok now I'm gonna ask. Explain this situation because I'm so confused.

TLDR; really attractive girl in class. Wasnt really aware of her presence until recently, and now i have 3 weeks to get something going before summer.
Oh and theres a high chance she is aware. Kinda nervous about talking though because I feel like im not worthy nor do I have any smooth way of doing so. I wish we had more assignments coming up that i can "ask about"

[asyed]

No you wont my friend,
No you wont.

im not even talking about asking her out. but atleast getting in a zone where I can contact her outside of class...

[jaimie08mazda3]

TLDR; really attractive girl in class. Wasnt really aware of her presence until recently, and now i have 3 weeks to get something going before summer.
Oh and theres a high chance she is aware. Kinda nervous about talking though because I feel like im not worthy nor do I have any smooth way of doing so. I wish we had more assignments coming up that i can "ask about"

No you have 3 weeks to get her number. From there you have all the time in the world. Stop being nervous. Grow some balls and go up and fckin talk to her man. It's really not that hard. If you think she could have interest in you then try to talk to her. Just please don't look like you want to kidnap her and tie her up in your basement and not in a good way.

[asyed]

No you have 3 weeks to get her number. From there you have all the time in the world. Stop being nervous. Grow some balls and go up and fckin talk to her man. It's really not that hard. If you think she could have interest in you then try to talk to her. Just please don't look like you want to kidnap her and tie her up in your basement and not in a good way.

and i assume if i dont get her number in 3 weeks.... its a no....

[loki]

im not even talking about asking her out. but atleast getting in a zone where I can contact her outside of class...

Friend zone

[loki]

I regret pushing the issue, but it has sparked a decent discussion

So here's what's gonna happen asyed

We now know you'll have the same class next week Thursday around 2:30pm so I'm taking next Thursday off, driving to George Brown, attending your class and make things real interesting

[asyed]

Friend zone

not what i had in mind.... but welll.... in some cases you have to be friends first... atleast with most college girls....

[asyed]

I regret pushing the issue, but it has sparked a decent discussion

So here's what's gonna happen asyed

We now know you'll have the same class next week Thursday around 2:30pm so I'm taking next Thursday off, driving to George Brown, attending your class and make things real interesting





K have fun at George Brown.


Ill be in my class.... on the other end of the city.

[loki]

No you have 3 weeks to get her number. From there you have all the time in the world. Stop being nervous. Grow some balls and go up and fckin talk to her man. It's really not that hard. If you think she could have interest in you then try to talk to her. Just please don't look like you want to kidnap her and tie her up in your basement and not in a good way.

You've mentioned the tie up basement thing to him before when giving girl advice....

That's not a good thing, especially if you don't remember you've mentioned that exact thing already

So who's up for a TM3 meet next Thursday at 2:30 pm?

[loki]

K have fun at George Brown.


Ill be in my class.... on the other end of the city.

Whichever college you're at I'll figure it out. You've already posted about it including the location

[6strings]

TLDR; really attractive girl in class. Wasnt really aware of her presence until recently, and now i have 3 weeks to get something going before summer.
Oh and theres a high chance she is aware. Kinda nervous about talking though because I feel like im not worthy nor do I have any smooth way of doing so. I wish we had more assignments coming up that i can "ask about"

thats the perfect situation, you wont see her after 3 weeks, so what have you got to lose? You have 3 weeks to show your presence, and on the last day grab her number.
If she says "no thank you", just say "the pleasure was all mine", walk out and you'll never see her scales again.

You guys are taking the same class together, you have so much to discuss, stop trying to find the perfect moment to strike up a conversation, because either you'll miss the chance,
or some other dude will take her.
But if you enjoy being creepy and watching from the side then coming here and posting on TM3 about your issues... thats great too.

[jaimie08mazda3]

You've mentioned the tie up basement thing to him before when giving girl advice....

That's not a good thing, especially if you don't remember you've mentioned that exact thing already

So who's up for a TM3 meet next Thursday at 2:30 pm?

"Marijuana affects the memory". But I dunno part of me thinks it could happen with him lol. And not me I start work at 2:30 haha.

[jaimie08mazda3]

thats the perfect situation, you wont see her after 3 weeks, so what have you got to lose? You have 3 weeks to show your presence, and on the last day grab her number.
If she says "no thank you", just say "the pleasure was all mine", walk out and you'll never see her scales again.

You guys are taking the same class together, you have so much to discuss, stop trying to find the perfect moment to strike up a conversation, because either you'll miss the chance,
or some other dude will take her.
But if you enjoy being creepy and watching from the side then coming here and posting on TM3 about your issues... thats great too.

This like a million times over.

[6strings]

not what i had in mind.... but welll.... in some cases you have to be friends first... atleast with most college girls....
false!

[loki]

thats the perfect situation, you wont see her after 3 weeks, so what have you got to lose? You have 3 weeks to show your presence, and on the last day grab her number.
If she says "no thank you", just say "the pleasure was all mine", walk out and you'll never see her scales again.

You guys are taking the same class together, you have so much to discuss, stop trying to find the perfect moment to strike up a conversation, because either you'll miss the chance,
or some other dude will take her.
But if you enjoy being creepy and watching from the side then coming here and posting on TM3 about your issues... thats great too.

Scales.....dude you kill me

[loki]

asyed

Humber College, North Campus

[fruitloops]

This is the best Friday chat I've ever read. Loki, you're killing it. 6Strings, close second.

Asyed, is she Brown?

[Aitch]

Can't believe this has gone on all day.

[asyed]

This is the best Friday chat I've ever read. Loki, you're killing it. 6Strings, close second.

Asyed, is she Brown?

nah she be white.


I seem to have a thing for white girls mostly. Most brown girls ive met arent that good personality wise.

[asyed]

Also thanks everyone for the motivation/help. Makes me feel more confident about whats going to go down on thursday. Honestly I wish I did it today but i have this bad habit of telling myself to do it and I end up overthinking the whole thing and chickening out..... then a few hours later i feel regretful as crap.

[jaimie08mazda3]

Gotta giver a go. Could be way worse.

[ChristinaD]

and you'll never see her scales again.


Lmao! So good it deserves more than a thumbs up :'D

... And down to watch this happen. And if it fails miserably, then we'll help you talk to some other girls. I've visited your school before, there are tons of good looking female fish in that water.

[loki]

nah she be white.


I seem to have a thing for white girls mostly. Most brown girls ive met arent that good personality wise.

You are so strange

[6strings]

Lmao! So good it deserves more than a thumbs up :'D

... And down to watch this happen. And if it fails miserably, then we'll help you talk to some other girls. I've visited your school before, there are tons of good looking female fish in that water.

I went to Humber North, nothing but belly up there.

[loki]

I went to Humber North, nothing but belly up there.

Well nothing like exploring the old stomping grounds next Thursday at 2:30pm

Just need to figure out which classroom to crash

I believe the course is called "music, feelings and shit"

[6strings]

You are so strange

I think at this point we can stop giving him legit advice, because as usual he doesn't take it.
So from now on I say we give him complete useless pick up lines to use.
Two outcomes, either he's harpooning dragons on the nightly, or he's just sharpening the blade by himself.

[6strings]

Well nothing like exploring the old stomping grounds next Thursday at 2:30pm

Just need to figure out which classroom to crash

I believe the course is called "music, feelings and shit"
I care for two of those three.

[loki]

Agreed, so take the attention off the attention whore I'm changing the topic back to randomness

Currently I'm eating frozen peppermint girl guide cookies.

Why you may ask? Mainly because any time someone is selling girl guide cookies and they have peppermint my wife asks me to buy a box or 2...this time I was alone and saw them for sale and the lady suggested freezing them

Epic.

[jay93]

Came here to the Queensway theater to watch furious 7 and a but load of ferraris lambos Benz all parked out side like over 30 of them.

[loki]

Came here to the Queensway theater to watch furious 7 and a but load of ferraris lambos Benz all parked out side like over 30 of them.

They're clearly there to watch something else

[XTOTHEL]

Is the harpoo his peepee?

[6strings]

Anybody needs guitar strings changed?

[loki]

If it's a music class use the line

"Do you like Bush?"

[fruitloops]

nah she be white.


I seem to have a thing for white girls mostly. Most brown girls ive met arent that good personality wise.
I can't even.......

[fruitloops]

Don't intrude on white man's territory

[loki]

"Do you like 9 Inch Nails?"

"Because I don't have any nails"

[6strings]

Don't intrude on white man's territory
hey man. they friggen dig the caramel.

[Jackal]

TLDR; really attractive girl in class. Wasnt really aware of her presence until recently, and now i have 3 weeks to get something going before summer.
Oh and theres a high chance she is aware. Kinda nervous about talking though because I feel like im not worthy nor do I have any smooth way of doing so. I wish we had more assignments coming up that i can "ask about"

This looks awfully like a post you made about a girl in your class a while back. You did nothing then. The past is a great predictor of the future.
Nothing to see here. Keep moving folks.

[ChristinaD]

"Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock. " that'll get her for sure!

[Jackal]

I think at this point we can stop giving him legit advice, because as usual he doesn't take it.
So from now on I say we give him complete useless pick up lines to use.
Two outcomes, either he's harpooning dragons on the nightly, or he's just sharpening the blade by himself.

This.

[ChristinaD]

Since you are in class, this one may be more appropriate
"I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you."

Another school appropriate one:

Are you my homework? Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.

[S.F.W.]

"Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock. " that'll get her for sure!


Since you are in class, this one may be more appropriate
"I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you."

Another school appropriate one:

Are you my homework? Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.

Both of these are awesome.

[6strings]

You like math?
Let's add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

[loki]

Since you are in class, this one may be more appropriate
"I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you."

Another school appropriate one:

Are you my homework? Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.

You single?

[loki]

You like math?
Let's add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

He'd struggle with the long division

[ChristinaD]

You like math?
Let's add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
One of my favourites!

You single?
That's not that good of a pick up line...
:P
Or if you're asking me.. No, I'm not. But I've always thought cheesy or funny pick up lines were great! Always worked as a good ice breaker if used appropriately:

[6strings]

You single?
inbox full LOLOLOL


He'd struggle with the long division
maybe he should stick to grammar lines then.
You must be an English major, because you're giving me a dangling participle.

[6strings]

Alright people, I'm going to bed, le alarm goes off at 4:00am
This was fun.

[Kiewan]

Vikings is on. Season 3 is crazy so far.

[S.F.W.]

Vikings is on. Season 3 is crazy so far.
Awesome series

[asyed]

ya i think ill stick with coursework or the weather.....



pickup lines only work if you are exceptionally attractive.

[jay93]

So pick up lines for asyed

[ChristinaD]

Morninggg! Hope everyone enjoys their day off, or if you celebrate, enjoys their Good Friday (don't forget, no meat!).
Decent temperature out today, so maybe the rain will hold back and I can do my first solid car wash of the year. But either way, nice weather always makes a day off even better!


ya i think ill stick with coursework or the weather.....



pickup lines only work if you are exceptionally attractive.

I agree, stick to the course stuff. But that's bullshit. Pick up lines can work for anyone with enough confidence to know when and how to use them right. Looks don't factor in as much as guys think they do. Confidence is #1 importance with pick up lines. Also, next week, pics, or it didn't happen. Even just the back of her head. We need visualization.

[Reddie1337]

Morninggg! Hope everyone enjoys their day off, or if you celebrate, enjoys their Good Friday (don't forget, no meat!).
Decent temperature out today, so maybe the rain will hold back and I can do my first solid car wash of the year. But either way, nice weather always makes a day off even better!



I agree, stick to the course stuff. But that's bullshit. Pick up lines can work for anyone with enough confidence to know when and how to use them right. Looks don't factor in as much as guys think they do. Confidence is #1 importance with pick up lines. Also, next week, pics, or it didn't happen. Even just the back of her head. We need visualization.

I'll be enjoying my 4 day weekend. Except all the driving. Oakville, Bowmanville, Cambridge to get my sleds, Woodstock, down to Brantford for dinner and Furious7, then back to Woodstock overnight. Then Grand Bend for the rest of the weekend.

[Nikhil Pali]

Morning guys!! Weather looks good today. Gonna go on long drive somewhere today, haven't decided where yet. Hopefully little bit of sun comes out.

[FD22]

You have perfected the self-induced cock block

This


Something ive sucked at many times no matter how subtle i try to be.

Giggidy


Hi.......... lol I had to

Hi right back ;)

Damn that was easy


No I'm not lol. There is a reason that there was a Facebook page called Guelph girls hahaha. Genpu_Mz3.

Why wasn't I made aware of this when I was in the Tri-Cities?!


"Hey baby that selfie you took was hawt and the hashtags you used were rad"

Stop stealing my lines!


Yo yo. Wassup?

Howdy do


You've mentioned the tie up basement thing to him before when giving girl advice....

That's not a good thing, especially if you don't remember you've mentioned that exact thing already

So who's up for a TM3 meet next Thursday at 2:30 pm?

Down. I'll come all the way from Michigan.

Alright that's a lie, but down to be Skype'd


Anybody needs guitar strings changed?

This sounds oddly sexual


"Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock. " that'll get her for sure!

Wow..


Morning guys!! Weather looks good today. Gonna go on long drive somewhere today, haven't decided where yet. Hopefully little bit of sun comes out.

I'll be doing the same!

[FD22]

Also....good morning!

[Aitch]

Only thing close to a pick up like I ever used was on my wife. Was chatting with her the second time we met, and she said "don't worry, [a mutual friend] is making sure I stay out of trouble." To which I replied, "why don't you give me your number, and I'll make sure you don't get in trouble?"

It worked.

[FD22]

Only thing close to a pick up like I ever used was on my wife. Was chatting with her the second time we met, and she said "don't worry, [a mutual friend] is making sure I stay out of trouble." To which I replied, "why don't you give me your number, and I'll make sure you don't get in trouble?"

It worked.

Lol nice

As far as pickup lines go...I always feel like the ones you pre-plan are cheesy and stupid. Not saying I don't use lines but they should be in the moment and a little more genuine than something you spent an hour trying to think of/plan to say.

[jaimie08mazda3]

Hangover day 1 of 3. Woohoo!

[Jackal]

So I gots Monday off. Chappie or Furious 7?LoL.

[jaimie08mazda3]

So I gots Monday off. Chappie or Furious 7?LoL.

I did one better and facked off up north for the weekend. And I didn't have to drive my current sad excuse for a car lol.

[Jackal]

I did one better and facked off up north for the weekend. And I didn't have to drive my current sad excuse for a car lol.

Drinking in the north. Oh yeah.

[jaimie08mazda3]

Drinking in the north. Oh yeah.

Oooh yea! Last minute decisions are awesome. Kinda got pressured to go but it is worth it and I didn't have to drive so it was a win win involving drinking all day everyday till Sunday haha. And then go back to afternoons on Monday. Beautiful!

[Jackal]

Oooh yea! Last minute decisions are awesome. Kinda got pressured to go but it is worth it and I didn't have to drive so it was a win win involving drinking all day everyday till Sunday haha. And then go back to afternoons on Monday. Beautiful!

Cottage country or a friend's house up north. Either way, it sounds relaxing and fun.

[jaimie08mazda3]

Cottage country or a friend's house up north. Either way, it sounds relaxing and fun.

Cottage country. Up in trout creek area. A good 5 hours from Guelph. And it is going to be. I needed to go out and do something lol.

[Kiewan]

So I gots Monday off. Chappie or Furious 7?LoL.

Furious 7 will be soooo busy, should be more of the same as I enjoyed fast 6. I'd recommend catching an afternoon show rather than something at night. Also buy the tickets online because it might sell out.

Chappie was very good. If you have seen district 9 or Elysium, you will recognize the design of the droids and other subtle filming cues from that director. It was familiar yet different and overall a bit better. Iv seen it twice now so I'm a bit biased.

Either way you won't be seeing a bad movie.

[Jackal]

Furious 7 will be soooo busy, should be more of the same as I enjoyed fast 6. I'd recommend catching an afternoon show rather than something at night. Also buy the tickets online because it might sell out.

Chappie was very good. If you have seen district 9 or Elysium, you will recognize the design of the droids and other subtle filming cues from that director. It was familiar yet different and overall a bit better. Iv seen it twice now so I'm a bit biased.

Either way you won't be seeing a bad movie.

Yes. Leaning towards Furious 7. Never bought online. Thinking of the earliest show at 12:30 pm. Never bought my tickets online though.

[Jackal]

Dayummm! Checked out the price. $19.50. Wow! Expensive ...tickets are expensive.

[Jackal]

Nevermind. Saw the standard prices $12.50 which isn't bad. Don't need my eardrums blown or a vibrating seat...or do I?

[Aitch]

Lol nice


Bonus: she's brown.

[FD22]

Hangover day 1 of 3. Woohoo!

Lol as expected


Nevermind. Saw the standard prices $12.50 which isn't bad. Don't need my eardrums blown or a vibrating seat...or do I?

mmm...vibrating seat..

[fruitloops]

Are the vibrating seats just for 50 shades? And my ticket was $9.50 lol

[FD22]

Bonus: she's brown.

Always a good bonus

#Brown

[FD22]

I did one better and facked off up north for the weekend. And I didn't have to drive my current sad excuse for a car lol.

I'm heading up north too! About to leave soon. But a few differences:

1) not nearly as far north as you
2) only going to pick something up
3) I actually do have to drive my sad excuse of a car

As if the drive from Michigan to Toronto wasn't long enough last night...off I go to put more mileage on my poor car.

200K here I come.

[jaimie08mazda3]

I'm heading up north too! About to leave soon. But a few differences:

1) not nearly as far north as you
2) only going to pick something up
3) I actually do have to drive my sad excuse of a car

As if the drive from Michigan to Toronto wasn't long enough last night...off I go to put more mileage on my poor car.

200K here I come.

Lol I wish you luck on that hahaha.
1) this up north is way better then where your going
2) haven't you heard of shipping?
3) it's ok think of this way. Once you cross the border after a serious inspection (lol) you get amazing ish roads lol. Haha your only at 200. I'm rocking 285 and it hasn't been happy at all. That's what a car is for lol.

[Jenuine]

Nevermind. Saw the standard prices $12.50 which isn't bad. Don't need my eardrums blown or a vibrating seat...or do I?

I think standard is fine unless you don't want to go line up early.

Phil and I reserved seats ahead of time... I'd rather pay extra to avoid lining up haha.

[Jackal]

I think standard is fine unless you don't want to go line up early.

Phil and I reserved seats ahead of time... I'd rather pay extra to avoid lining up haha.
Noice!
#lifestylesofrichandfamous

[Jenuine]

Noice!
#lifestylesofrichandfamous

lol I wish :(

[Thrizzl3]

I think standard is fine unless you don't want to go line up early.

Phil and I reserved seats ahead of time... I'd rather pay extra to avoid lining up haha.

We didn't pay extra we just paid ahead of time. #ballinonabudget.

[Jackal]

I think standard is fine unless you don't want to go line up early.

Phil and I reserved seats ahead of time... I'd rather pay extra to avoid lining up haha.

How much more is it for standard reserved tickets? Or did you get Imax reserved tickets?
#imaxreservedisballin

[Jenuine]

We didn't pay extra we just paid ahead of time. #ballinonabudget.

Hey... $14 extra for two tickets.

Coming out of Phil's Speed3 fund.

[Jenuine]

How much more is it for standard reserved tickets? Or did you get Imax reserved tickets?
#imaxreservedisballin

$19.50 for IMAX reserved compared to $12.50 for standard. Not bad!

[Thrizzl3]

How much more is it for standard reserved tickets? Or did you get Imax reserved tickets?
#imaxreservedisballin

IMAX or GTFO


Hey... $14 extra for two tickets.

Coming out of Phil's Speed3 fund.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh exposing my info...you cray!

[jaimie08mazda3]

Noice!
#lifestylesofrichandfamous

If you have to ask whether you need ear blasting sound or not you should probably just stay home.

[Kiewan]

Nevermind. Saw the standard prices $12.50 which isn't bad. Don't need my eardrums blown or a vibrating seat...or do I?

Opt out of Dbox. AVX isn't bad but the regular movie should be just fine.

[jaimie08mazda3]

http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/04/03/4cebb4dd6b56264be35dc226b7b22755.jpg
Ohh yea this happened. FD22. Some people are just a bit special.

[Jackal]

Hey... $14 extra for two tickets.

Coming out of Phil's Speed3 fund.

Going standard and maybe buy $14 popcorn with the savings. :(

#popcornpricesbecray

[loki]

Hey... $14 extra for two tickets.

Coming out of Phil's Speed3 fund.

So you left him with $6

[Jenuine]

So you left him with $6

LOL pretty much

[Thrizzl3]

So you left him with $6

****

[Kiewan]

If you're headed to yorkdale: you can get kernels large jalapeño jack, put it in a bag, bring it in and eat good popcorn for much cheaper than they charge lol. We also smuggle in bubble tea lol.

[Jenuine]

If you're headed to yorkdale: you can get kernels large jalapeño jack, put it in a bag, bring it in and eat good popcorn for much cheaper than they charge lol. We also smuggle in bubble tea lol.

So Asian lol

[asyed]

Good morning y'all.


I see the post whore is in town (quite literally)



Also I'm not sure if I can get pics of her... Perhaps I'll try the old taking screenshot of a video .... Nah screw it I'm not a creep who takes pics of girls in class and posts it on the internet...

[Kiewan]

So Asian lol

My GF should have never showed me it. I have given up smoking, eating poorly and being seditary but I can't kick damn bubble tea.... Or polvoron by Goldilocks..... Or adobo cracker nuts.... Or any Filipino food.

[Kiewan]

Also I'm not sure if I can get pics of her... Perhaps I'll try the old taking screenshot of a video .... Nah screw it I'm not a creep who takes pics of girls in class and posts it on the internet...
Good young grasshopper

[jaimie08mazda3]

Good morning y'all.


I see the post whore is in town (quite literally)



Also I'm not sure if I can get pics of her... Perhaps I'll try the old taking screenshot of a video .... Nah screw it I'm not a creep who takes pics of girls in class and posts it on the internet...

This sounds really stalkerish.

[jaimie08mazda3]

My GF should have never showed me it. I have given up smoking, eating poorly and being seditary but I can't kick damn bubble tea.... Or polvoron by Goldilocks..... Or adobo cracker nuts.... Or any Filipino food.

You used to smoke? I wish I could give it up. I could buy a new car with how much I spend a month on them (monthly payments btw).

[asyed]

This sounds really stalkerish.
Lol crap it does... Although that's just something I thought of on the fly... Never actually did it nor do I want to do it.



But seriously I'm not doing that. Y'all guys gotta wait and see how it pans out.... If it works out well enough I might bring her to a meet or two.

[fruitloops]

Stop saying y'all. You're Brown.

[Kiewan]

You used to smoke? I wish I could give it up. I could buy a new car with how much I spend a month on them (monthly payments btw).

I Quit when I met my GF in University and then i gained some weight. I miss it but won't go back.... Gaining weight sucks though lol

[asyed]

Stop saying y'all. You're Brown.
Y'all need to chill the **** down.

[asyed]

I Quit when I met my GF in University and then i gained some weight. I miss it but won't go back.... Gaining weight sucks though lol
I would love to gain a little weight...

[Kiewan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmCqZGSc_OE

jaimie08mazda3

Excuse Lenny getting his legs broke but I really like this scene on smoking. Rocknrolla was awesome

[Kiewan]

I would love to gain a little weight...

It wasn't muscle, it was all fat. That you don't want, trust me

[jaimie08mazda3]

Lol crap it does... Although that's just something I thought of on the fly... Never actually did it nor do I want to do it.



But seriously I'm not doing that. Y'all guys gotta wait and see how it pans out.... If it works out well enough I might bring her to a meet or two.

Lol suuuure suuuure. You asked us if it was a good idea. So I'm not sure how this theory of yours makes sense haha. But just take it one step at a time. How much have you talked to her?

[jaimie08mazda3]

I Quit when I met my GF in University and then i gained some weight. I miss it but won't go back.... Gaining weight sucks though lol

That's what I'm saying lol. Part of the reason i don't wanna quit. Although been going to the gym and it's brutal on my lungs after smoking 10 years.

[soccerboy1491]

Psh who needs the gym when you can rave ;)

[Jackal]

Psh who needs the gym when you can rave ;)

Where's the Easter Rave at?

[fruitloops]

Psh who needs the gym when you can rave ;)
Me