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mazdabetty
08-07-2009, 02:59 PM
Geez Betty (even though I know your real name...) what's up with you and up the ass today?
hahaahha, find the thread.... find it!!!!! There is a link between the ass/vaseline... and it's all jashiks fault.
mazdabetty
08-07-2009, 03:00 PM
Eep! Trust me, it's no fun for the person doing it either....
AHHHHH ssssoooooo awkward.... that has to be the lowest moment in your life, when your just...... there.... ugh.
MistaChin
08-07-2009, 03:00 PM
Eep! Trust me, it's no fun for the person doing it either....
What are you trying to say Angela? :(
AHAHAHAHA
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 03:01 PM
What are you trying to say Angela? :(
AHAHAHAHA
Let's just say I worked in a Nurse Practitioner's office for one of my school placements and I got the joy of performing physicals
STeeLy
08-07-2009, 03:02 PM
hahaahha, find the thread.... find it!!!!! There is a link between the ass/vaseline... and it's all jashiks fault.
It doesn't take a genius to figure out the ass and vaseline relation... but still... what is up with you and up the ass today? LOL
MistaChin
08-07-2009, 03:07 PM
Geez Betty (even though I know your real name...) what's up with you and up the ass today?
It doesn't take a genius to figure out the ass and vaseline relation... but still... what is up with you and up the ass today? LOL
What's up with you and wanting to know what's up with her and up the ass today? hahaha
mazdabetty
08-07-2009, 03:08 PM
hahahha, it's just the going theme today, ok?
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 03:09 PM
apparently since Justin just came back from his physical too.
I feel bad for you Justin, having to be reminded of it even at home :P
STeeLy
08-07-2009, 03:10 PM
What's up with you and wanting to know what's up with her and up the ass today? hahaha
I don't know MistaChin, why do you want to know why I want to know what's with her and up the ass today? LOL
mazdabetty
08-07-2009, 03:10 PM
apparently since Justin just came back from his physical too.
I feel bad for you Justin, having to be reminded of it even at home :P
hahaha, did they use some bedazzled vaseline to make it a little easier on ya? :chuckle
MistaChin
08-07-2009, 03:11 PM
apparently since Justin just came back from his physical too.
I feel bad for you Justin, having to be reminded of it even at home :P
lol after performing a physical on me, let's just say he earned his annual salary. Im a handful ;) HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh man and i didn't even start drinking yet
JashiK
08-07-2009, 03:11 PM
Justin got raped by the finger. Yuck.
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 03:11 PM
hahaha, did they use some bedazzled vaseline to make it a little easier on ya? :chuckle
Yeah, he'll be shitting sparkles for the rest of the day!
MistaChin
08-07-2009, 03:11 PM
I don't know MistaChin, why do you want to know why I want to know what's with her and up the ass today? LOL
OHHHHHHHHH this can keep going hahaha but i'll stop it here. You win......... for now
JashiK
08-07-2009, 03:12 PM
lol this is getting too funny. helping me get by at work.
mazdabetty
08-07-2009, 03:12 PM
LOL, andddd this conversation turns to gold once again....
STeeLy
08-07-2009, 03:12 PM
Yeah... ahaha... if it keeps going, it will get very complicated very quickly...
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 03:12 PM
lol after performing a physical on me, let's just say he earned his annual salary. Im a handful ;) HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh man and i didn't even start drinking yet
Wow the typical "Mine is bigger than yours" joke lol
This thread has gone from PG to R in a blink of an eye
MistaChin
08-07-2009, 03:12 PM
I knew bringing up the topic of my physical was dangerous around you people
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 03:13 PM
Hey I'm a nurse, I have seen it all darling!
And done it all too >_<
mazdabetty
08-07-2009, 03:14 PM
hahahahha free physicals for the guys on angela!!!!
AAHHAHAHAHHAH... sorry... *dying laughing*
JashiK
08-07-2009, 03:14 PM
http://www.collectorsquest.com/uploads/videos/thumbs/DiamondDCNewC.jpg
whoa ppl... ease up on the me liking that haha
how does this happen to me!!!! hahaha Im gone for FIVE mins and you guys bust out the vaseline jokes??
http://i620.photobucket.com/albums/tt281/kat_b29/surprise-buttsex.jpg
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 03:15 PM
EEP UM NO!
Don't even like it when I'm getting paid to do it.
However, I do give awesome massages lol
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 03:16 PM
http://i620.photobucket.com/albums/tt281/kat_b29/surprise-buttsex.jpg
Best Motivator Ripoff ever!
JashiK
08-07-2009, 03:16 PM
http://img.alibaba.com/photo/10092115/Vaseline_Petroleum_Jelly_.jpg
Found this at Foxy's and Betty's basement. DAMN!
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 03:17 PM
http://img.alibaba.com/photo/10092115/Vaseline_Petroleum_Jelly_.jpg
Found this at Foxy's and Betty's basement. DAMN!
Guess this was what Justin meant when he said his doc earned his year's salary on him!
http://img.alibaba.com/photo/10092115/Vaseline_Petroleum_Jelly_.jpg
Found this at Foxy's and Betty's basement. DAMN!
Excuse me?? I dont use vaseline.... its not water based... didnt anyone teach you that!
MistaChin
08-07-2009, 03:20 PM
Guess this was what Justin meant when he said his doc earned his year's salary on him!
BAHAHAHAH!!
That's a lot of vaseline. Vaseline wrestling tonight at 8pm! Since it was in betty and foxy's basement, it's a championship matchup LOL
1. MistaChin
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JashiK
08-07-2009, 03:21 PM
Wouldn't miss this... I'll quit my job if it gets in the way.
1. MistaChin
2. JashiK
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STeeLy
08-07-2009, 03:24 PM
I'll fly into Toronto JUST for that, can someone pick me up from the Airport for this?
1. MistaChin
2. JashiK
3. STeeLy
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This could be entertaining! :chuckle
JashiK
08-07-2009, 03:24 PM
consider it done. where u flying in from?
STeeLy
08-07-2009, 03:25 PM
Calgary
I'm not actually flying in... ahaha
You guys are brutal...
Im charging at the door and I get to keep the profits!
JashiK
08-07-2009, 03:26 PM
You guys are brutal...
Im charging at the door and I get to keep the profits!
So it's true!!! lol
You're the main event with Betty... Bets anyone?
mazdabetty
08-07-2009, 03:27 PM
ahhahahha wow no kidding.. literally gone for 5 mins and foxy and i are having a vaseline wrestling match.
SIGH finnnnne... we're splitting those profits...
MistaChin
08-07-2009, 03:27 PM
Anywho, im off to the driving range. Enjoy the end of the week everyone.
My friday TM3 session ends with conversation about vaseline, buttsex, and my junk.... what a combo
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 03:27 PM
You guys are brutal...
Im charging at the door and I get to keep the profits!
I'll collect the money
JashiK
08-07-2009, 03:28 PM
I'll bring the HD cam.
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 03:28 PM
Anywho, im off to the driving range. Enjoy the end of the week everyone.
My friday TM3 session ends with conversation about vaseline, buttsex, and my junk.... what a combo
A good conversation if you were homosexual I'm sure :):chuckle
:gone
JashiK
08-07-2009, 03:29 PM
A good one if you were homosexual I'm sure :):chuckle
:gone
oh s\-/it.............................................. HAHAHHAHAHA
MistaChin
08-07-2009, 03:29 PM
A good one if you were homosexual I'm sure :):chuckle
:gone
Just for this comment im gonna take a trip to the gf's house
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 03:30 PM
Yeah that was a bit out of line
mazdabetty
08-07-2009, 03:30 PM
Just for this comment im gonna take a trip to the bf's house
corrected (no problem :))
JashiK
08-07-2009, 03:30 PM
mista which range u going to?
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 03:30 PM
corrected (no problem :))
you're so bad! Loves it!
MistaChin
08-07-2009, 03:31 PM
corrected (no problem :))
GODDAMMIT QUIT THAT! lol
mista which range u going to?
I hit up Scarborough Family Golf Centre. Markham and Steeles
JashiK
08-07-2009, 03:31 PM
Just for this comment im gonna take a trip to the bfs house
corrected (no problem :))
corrected the " ' " for you. that's better. multiple bfs.
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 03:31 PM
Have fun Justin :)
WOW, best friday convo ever!! lol
STeeLy
08-07-2009, 03:32 PM
Yeah that was a bit out of line
It's a friday, we'll let it slip.
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 03:32 PM
corrected the " ' " for you. that's better. multiple bfs.
You're no better lol
JashiK
08-07-2009, 03:32 PM
I hit up Scarborough Family Golf Centre. Markham and Steeles
How much is a large bucket? Do they have grass?
MistaChin
08-07-2009, 03:32 PM
corrected the " ' " for you. that's better. multiple bfs.
well bf can mean best friend and my gf is my best friend, so yeaaaaaaah. Brownie points right there
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 03:32 PM
It's a friday, we'll let it slip.
Thanks Matt. lol
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 03:33 PM
well bf can mean best friend and my gf is my best friend, so yeaaaaaaah. Brownie points right there
Aww cuteness.
mazdabetty
08-07-2009, 03:33 PM
Just for this comment im gonna take a trip to the bfs' house
corrected the " ' " for you. that's better. multiple bfs.
actually this might be the proper punctuation.
MistaChin
08-07-2009, 03:33 PM
How much is a large bucket? Do they have grass?
They have grass and it's like $14 for a jumbo (130 balls) and $11 for a large.
If you use the mats then it's $1 less than the grass prices
JashiK
08-07-2009, 03:33 PM
or best friends who are your boyfriends
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 03:33 PM
actually this might be the proper punctuation.
Grammar school 101 with teacher Betty.
Is that your costume for tonight? :chuckle
STeeLy
08-07-2009, 03:34 PM
You know you're putting yourself in another dangerous position speaking about balls there MistaChin...
JashiK
08-07-2009, 03:34 PM
lol ... my co-workers are wondering why the heck i'm all smiles right now.
mazdabetty
08-07-2009, 03:34 PM
ahhahahhah yah!!!!! Theme costumes great idea :chuckle
JashiK
08-07-2009, 03:34 PM
lol steely
MistaChin
08-07-2009, 03:35 PM
F*ck this im leaving
hahahahah PEACE OUT!
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 03:35 PM
lol ... my co-workers are wondering why the heck i'm all smiles right now.
Because you are thinking dirty thoughts about the vaseline wrestling tonight.
JashiK
08-07-2009, 03:35 PM
have fun playing with balls with the bfs'
mazdabetty
08-07-2009, 03:35 PM
Because you are thinking dirty thoughts about the vaseline wrestling tonight.
and mistachin's balls.
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 03:35 PM
See ya Justin. I'm sure this will be a great late night read for you :)
JashiK
08-07-2009, 03:36 PM
Because you are thinking dirty thoughts about the vaseline wrestling tonight.
it's tonight? oh damn. we should make this a weekly friday evening event. :hawt
MistaChin
08-07-2009, 03:36 PM
have fun playing with balls with the bfs'
I'll let them know your single and looking lol
JashiK
08-07-2009, 03:37 PM
so your gf is really your bf!
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 03:37 PM
The sad thing is we were taught in anatomy class that the testicle should feel around the same size as a golf ball
mazdabetty
08-07-2009, 03:39 PM
The sad thing is we were taught in anatomy class that the testicle should feel around the same size as a golf ball
hahahhah.... omg... I can't design like this. My inspiration today was balls, vaseline... and asses. Trying really hard to concentrate.... friday is useless!!!!
JashiK
08-07-2009, 03:39 PM
betty what do you design?
Zoom Zoom Boy
08-07-2009, 03:39 PM
This is completely random...but can I say that Fark I love Mango Margarita's on a Friday afternoon. Woo Hoo! :bana
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 03:40 PM
hahahhah.... omg... I can't design like this. My inspiration today was balls, vaseline... and asses. Trying really hard to concentrate.... friday is useless!!!!
You could always ask a co worker to put a parental block that he/she knows the password to onto TM3 lol
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 03:40 PM
betty what do you design?
apparently she designs balls with Asses on them covered in Vaseline today
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 03:41 PM
This is completely random...but can I say that Fark I love Mango Margarita's on a Friday afternoon. Woo Hoo! :bana
Replace Mango with Strawberry or Peach and could I join you?
mazdabetty
08-07-2009, 03:41 PM
Everything.... but mostly federal government stuff... which is hilarious, if you happen to see a lot of government brochures etc with 'circular' designs in a few weeks, you'll know who it came from :chuckle
mazdabetty
08-07-2009, 03:42 PM
You could always ask a co worker to put a parental block that he/she knows the password to onto TM3 lol
NNNNOOOOO!!!!! but what will I do when I've run out of things to do again :( research? Learn something new? pffff
JashiK
08-07-2009, 03:42 PM
straight grey goose shots for me pls.
Zoom Zoom Boy
08-07-2009, 03:47 PM
Replace Mango with Strawberry or Peach and could I join you?
Hey, I'm workin' from home today and these are homemade with fresh and frozen fruit. Peach is good. Strawberry is good. Heck, it's all good. The more the merrier Angela. Dah, dah, dah, dah, dah....TEQUILA!!!!
mmmm drinks.... i can almost taste the booze now... sighhh
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 03:49 PM
Hey, I'm workin' from home today and these are homemade with fresh and frozen fruit. Peach is good. Strawberry is good. Heck, it's all good. The more the merrier Angela. Dah, dah, dah, dah, dah....TEQUILA!!!!
PM me your address and I'll be right over :) I have some fresh peaches in my fridge lol
I wish lol
JashiK
08-07-2009, 03:50 PM
man I haven't had alcohol in so long.... Petrolium jelly + Betty + Foxy + Alcohol = best friday night ever.
mazdabetty
08-07-2009, 03:50 PM
*drool* mmmm I'm soooooo getting a daiquiri bigger than my face tonight.......
Zoom Zoom Boy
08-07-2009, 03:50 PM
mmmm drinks.... i can almost taste the booze now... sighhh
Tis' a beautiful thing...
Zoom Zoom Boy
08-07-2009, 03:51 PM
*drool* mmmm I'm soooooo getting a daiquiri bigger than my face tonight.......
At least you didn't say, "bigger than my arse". :chuckle
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 03:51 PM
I drank last weekend so according to my current record, the next time alcohol will touch my lips is about 5-6 months from now.
Depressing I know.
Zoom Zoom Boy
08-07-2009, 03:52 PM
PM me your address and I'll be right over :) I have some fresh peaches in my fridge lol
I wish lol
Ah, the immortal words of The Steve Miller band. Okay, I'm showing my age again... :chuckle
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 03:53 PM
Ah, the immortal words of The Steve Miller band. Okay, I'm showing my age again... :chuckle
We love you though Tim. Well at least I do!
Zoom Zoom Boy
08-07-2009, 03:53 PM
I drank last hour so according to my current record, the next time alcohol will touch my lips is about 5-6 minutes from now.
Depressing I know.
Fixed for you. Ok, I might have been talking about myself...
mazdabetty
08-07-2009, 03:53 PM
At least you didn't say, "bigger than my arse". :chuckle
LMAO!!!!! yaaaah, that seems to have been the main topic of the day, I'm laying off hahahhah
ahh I wash I was in TO instead this weekend... TM3ers need to get out to a friggin patio and drink our faces off one night... hahahah
Zoom Zoom Boy
08-07-2009, 03:55 PM
We love you though Tim. Well at least I do!
So sweet. Even though I have been a bad correspondant and still owe you a PM from the one that got all screwed up. Man, I hate when that happens. Will write it soon. :)
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 03:55 PM
So sweet. Even though I have been a bad correspondant and still owe you a PM from the one that got all screwed up. Man, I hate when that happens. Will write it soon. :)
Was just about to say that but thought it may be inappropriate to write on here.
WTF am I talking about?
man I haven't had alcohol in so long.... Petrolium jelly + Betty + Foxy + Alcohol = best friday night ever.
lol hahaha agreed! Minus the vaseline!
mazdabetty
08-07-2009, 03:56 PM
wahhhh??? *confused*
^
nvm... hahahha
ya this thread is just messed up today...:whoa
GHANNAH86
08-07-2009, 03:58 PM
Sounds like a big batch of PIM's is required to kep everyone happy.:bana2
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 03:58 PM
I drank last hour so according to my current record, the next time alcohol will touch my lips is about 5-6 minutes from now.
I wish this was true! The last time I drank was pretty much at a boxing day party hosted by my boyfriend's parents before last weekend at my boyfriend's parents cottage.
I'm sensing a trend here
mazdabetty
08-07-2009, 03:59 PM
I wish this was true! The last time I drank was pretty much at a boxing day party hosted by my boyfriend's parents before last weekend at my boyfriend's parents cottage.
I'm sensing a trend here
Did you just.... quote and respond to yourself? :whoa
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 04:01 PM
Did you just.... quote and respond to yourself? :whoa
Yes but Tim (Zoom Zoom Boy) altered it to say that so I couldn't quote him as he altered it in my quote.
Zoom Zoom Boy
08-07-2009, 04:02 PM
Did you just.... quote and respond to yourself? :whoa
See, I told you she was hammered already. Hiccup.
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 04:03 PM
See, I told you she was hammered already. Hiccup.
shush you! I have my son running around. No time for alcohol lol
JashiK
08-07-2009, 04:04 PM
Yeah... that's true. Betty + Foxy + Alcohol = best friday night. heh
JashiK
08-07-2009, 04:06 PM
holy crap. i go do something for a few mins come back and my posted msgs makes no sense. quit replying so quickly to msgs.
lol i cant wait to get out of work and get a drink... FML
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 04:07 PM
lol i cant wait to get out of work and get a drink... FML
What time do you get off work tonight?
mazdabetty
08-07-2009, 04:08 PM
holy crap. i go do something for a few mins come back and my posted msgs makes no sense. quit replying so quickly to msgs.
:chuckle
lol i cant wait to get out of work and get a drink... FML
Yep I hear ya... how much longer do you have? I'm counting down 1h22mins :\
Zoom Zoom Boy
08-07-2009, 04:10 PM
Okay, adding a little champagne to a fruit Margarita really works. God I feel so gay writing this... oh well, whatever, it tastes delicious. :hawt
I dont know when I am done. I was supossed to be done at 12:30 but im working mad OT.... Im at 58 hours since Monday AND I have to work tomorrow.
I think I might go home at 5 or 6... My brain hurts...
JashiK
08-07-2009, 04:11 PM
i started counting down once my foot stepped in to the office. damn i still have 3 hrs to go.
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 04:13 PM
Okay, adding a little champagne to a fruit Margarita really works. God I feel so gay writing this... oh well, whatever, it tastes delicious. :hawt
Now I REALLY want to come over! Damn you Tim
mazdabetty
08-07-2009, 04:14 PM
ahh that's a long day.... sorry to hear :\
Okay, adding a little champagne to a fruit Margarita really works. God I feel so gay writing this... oh well, whatever, it tastes delicious. :hawt
LOL that's called a sangria... or actually that's wine... but same thing!
JashiK
08-07-2009, 04:15 PM
yeah i believe that is a sangria.
Zoom Zoom Boy
08-07-2009, 04:17 PM
ahh that's a long day.... sorry to hear :\
LOL that's called a sangria... or actually that's wine... but same thing!
Nah, Sangria is red wine with fruit and soda water or sparkling wine. This is pure fruit, tequila and champagne goodness. Or, almost like a Bellini I guess. :) Either way, I am throwing my testosterone to the wind and going GIRLY DRINK, big time this afternoon... I'm living up to my Avatar I suppose. LOL
Zoom Zoom Boy
08-07-2009, 04:18 PM
Now I REALLY want to come over! Damn you Tim
Wink. :gone
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 04:19 PM
Off topic again, I was on facebook and my friend became a fan of this Justin Bieber guy.
Just checked him out and he's soooo horrible! 16 year old pop singer and his "One Time" video is so bad and cheesy.
If any of you need a good laugh check it out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWTdh8eM_aY&feature=channel_page
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 04:19 PM
Wink. :gone
Shush you, he's married and I've been with 1flycdnM3 for almost 8 months now lol
Zoom Zoom Boy
08-07-2009, 04:21 PM
Off topic again, I was on facebook and my friend became a fan of this Justin Bieber guy.
Just checked him out and he's soooo horrible! 16 year old pop singer and his "One Time" video is so bad and cheesy.
If any of you need a good laugh check it out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWTdh8eM_aY&feature=channel_page
Now I really feel old.
That is hilariously, terrible BTW. I think I'll go spin me some Billie Holliday or Louis Armstrong, just to rebalance my music equilibrium...
Zoom Zoom Boy
08-07-2009, 04:23 PM
Shush you, he's married and I've been with 1flycdnM3 for almost 8 months now lol
You sure you're not drunk? Now you're quoting me while talking about me in the 3rd person and telling me things I already know... LOL
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 04:24 PM
Sorry thought I was quoting Mazdabetty
Zoom Zoom Boy
08-07-2009, 04:25 PM
Sorry thought I was quoting Mazdabetty
Hiccup. :chuckle
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 04:25 PM
Shush you!
mazdabetty
08-07-2009, 04:31 PM
hahahhahhah geeze lay off the booze angela.... you have a child to think about... godddd!!!
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 04:32 PM
He's actually gone to the park at the moment! Bonus :chuckle
mazdabetty
08-07-2009, 04:33 PM
well in that case.... :chuckle
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 04:34 PM
Yup, now I'm melting to Dave Cook singing one of my favourite songs. Music of the Night from the Phantom of the Opera. Song gives me chills.
JashiK
08-07-2009, 04:37 PM
son is gonna come back to a drunken momma.
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 04:38 PM
drunk off of Dave Cook love maybe...
philipfreire
08-07-2009, 04:44 PM
Did you know...
0123 + 456 + 78 + 9 = 666
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 04:46 PM
No I didn't. Awesome new signature by the way :)
philipfreire
08-07-2009, 04:47 PM
haha thanks. i was fooling around with it now before i leave work. i kinda am digging it.. wonder if it would work as a vinyl on my car... lol
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 04:48 PM
Ask mleblond. He will probably be able to do it up :)
philipfreire
08-07-2009, 04:50 PM
yeah i was thinking that just now. thanks she_prime!
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 04:51 PM
yeah i was thinking that just now. thanks she_prime!
No problemo :)
lol good luck with that... hes too busy harassing me on msn hahaha
philipfreire
08-07-2009, 04:59 PM
oh well.. i can always wait on that...
back to my 51 worst pickup lines readup... lol gotta keep entertained @ work
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 05:01 PM
That must be interesting lol
philipfreire
08-07-2009, 05:02 PM
here you go she_prime.. gotta keep u entertained too..
51 WORST PICKUP LINES
1. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
2. Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw
3. Just call me milk, I'll do your body good
4. Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be
5. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
6. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock
7. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you
8. My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going
9. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too
10. Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away
11. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it
12. I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to "tinker" around with
13. You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're the Bomb
14. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous
15. Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.
16. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
17. Wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter
18. Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long
19. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon
20. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag
21. If you were a car, I'd wax you and ride you all over town
22. Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you"
Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants"
23. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine
24. I look good on you
25. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house
26. If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?
27. You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?
28. F** me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?
29. I love every bone in your body - especially mine
30. Excuse me, do you wanna ****, or should I apologize?
31. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away
32. Do you want to dance, No? Well I guess a **** is out of the question
33. Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
34. I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?
35. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy
36. My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot
37. Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long
38. You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala
39. Hey baby, I'm like American Express, you don't want to leave home without me
40. Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams
41. The word for the night is legs, lets go back to my room and spread the word
42. Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, or yield?
43. Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long
44. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room
45. Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons
46. Want to play conductor?? You be the engineer and I'll go.... Choo choo
47. You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
48. The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue
49. Guy: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore" SNAP! hahahahhahaha
50. Hi, my name is Skippy, like the peanut butter I stick to the roof of your mouth
51. Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 05:15 PM
Those are pretty epic! Thanks :)
STeeLy
08-07-2009, 05:44 PM
This is a car forum, so I might as well post this:
I like my women the way I like my roads, smooth surface with nice curves that I can handle...
JashiK
08-07-2009, 06:04 PM
i farted.
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 06:05 PM
i farted.
Thanks for sharing
JashiK
08-07-2009, 06:06 PM
ya smell it? :) smells like strawberries.
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 06:22 PM
good to know, but no lol
JashiK
08-07-2009, 06:23 PM
still got 50 mins still i'm done work. :(
dentinger
08-07-2009, 06:50 PM
back from barrie!
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 06:54 PM
That was fast. Wasn't there horrible traffic?
Zoom Zoom Boy
08-07-2009, 07:00 PM
No I didn't. Awesome new signature by the way :)
It looks like Phil with curly hair. :chuckle
dentinger
08-07-2009, 07:02 PM
That was fast. Wasn't there horrible traffic?
driving to barrie: some traffic. the odd patch of slow, heavy traffic, but most of it pretty good. i left at 2:20 (from burlington), and got to barrie at 4.
getting home took a bit less time, as i was doing about 130km/h most of the trip, and that was just keeping up with traffic!
why arent all highways like this?
STeeLy
08-07-2009, 07:03 PM
It looks like Phil with curly hair. :chuckle
Dude, not ALL black people look alike!
Like Phil said, there's different shades!
Zoom Zoom Boy
08-07-2009, 07:06 PM
Dude, not ALL black people look alike!
Like Phil said, there's different shades!
Yah sure. What, the next thing you're going to tell me is not all asians look alike either??? The nerve of some people... :chuckle
STeeLy
08-07-2009, 07:22 PM
That's right, not all Asians look alike either...
All white people do however!
dentinger
08-07-2009, 07:51 PM
no they dont lol
Thrizzl3
08-07-2009, 09:39 PM
It looks like Phil with curly hair. :chuckle
Dude, not ALL black people look alike!
Like Phil said, there's different shades!
seriously...i come back reading about me having curly hair and my skin tone..
iconicrocket
08-07-2009, 09:42 PM
This summer was so cool and mild, I wonder if the global climate is F@$ked.
dentinger
08-07-2009, 09:53 PM
This summer was so cool and mild, I wonder if the global climate is F@$ked.
hey, i really dont care lol.
i work in an auto shop, with no a/c.
a cool and mild summer, is WAY better than a hot and humid summer, for me.
mazdathree
08-07-2009, 09:56 PM
I think alot of asians look alike :chuckle
S.F.W.
08-07-2009, 10:12 PM
Sitting in the theatre now, about to see GI Joe. Yes I know it will be bad, but I loved the show so much as a child, I am morally obligated to donate my $11, and support the franchise.
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 10:18 PM
Sitting in the theatre now, about to see GI Joe. Yes I know it will be bad, but I loved the show so much as a child, I am morally obligated to donate my $11, and support the franchise.
Wow Ami. Why didn't you make a TM3 meet out of it so you could have at least enjoyed yourself? :chuckle
Thrizzl3
08-07-2009, 10:19 PM
Sitting in the theatre now, about to see GI Joe. Yes I know it will be bad, but I loved the show so much as a child, I am morally obligated to donate my $11, and support the franchise.
if its crap..let me know i will tell my friends not to waste their money sitting in a theatre watching it lol
dentinger
08-07-2009, 10:21 PM
i saw "the ugly truth" last night.
it was better than expected!
AND!
im seeing harry potter on sunday!
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 10:24 PM
i saw "the ugly truth" last night.
it was better than expected!
AND!
im seeing harry potter on sunday!
Harry Potter was pretty decent. If you're a Reader of the books you might be a bit disappointed because they leave a couple big things out of the movie but oh well. To be expected when dealing with books made into movies.
Zoom Zoom Boy
08-07-2009, 10:26 PM
seriously...i come back reading about me having curly hair and my skin tone..
Yup. But seriously, I still see a huge resemblance in the Rick James picture. Maybe I'm wrong...
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3563/3799146555_3285e8fda4.jpg
She_Prime
08-07-2009, 10:27 PM
Yup. But seriously, I still see a huge resemblance in the Rick James picture. Maybe I'm wrong...
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3563/3799146555_3285e8fda4.jpg
You're so bad Tim!! Lol
STeeLy
08-07-2009, 10:30 PM
Yup. But seriously, I still see a huge resemblance in the Rick James picture. Maybe I'm wrong...
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3563/3799146555_3285e8fda4.jpg
I'm Rick James Bitch!
Thrizzl3
08-07-2009, 10:34 PM
Yup. But seriously, I still see a huge resemblance in the Rick James picture. Maybe I'm wrong...
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3563/3799146555_3285e8fda4.jpg
DARKNESS IS SPREADING!!!:chuckle
Zoom Zoom Boy
08-07-2009, 10:39 PM
:pop LOL.
Thrizzl3
08-07-2009, 10:42 PM
wooogie boogie
dentinger
08-07-2009, 11:30 PM
Harry Potter was pretty decent. If you're a Reader of the books you might be a bit disappointed because they leave a couple big things out of the movie but oh well. To be expected when dealing with books made into movies.
yea, i know.
i read the philosophers stone, chamber of secrets, and prizoner of azkaban.
i didnt even attempt the massive order of the pheonix.
im in the process of watching all the harry potter movies before i see half blood prince lol.
bubba1983
08-08-2009, 12:51 AM
i work in an auto shop, with no a/c.
a cool and mild summer, is WAY better than a hot and humid summer, for me.
+1 i work in a truck shop....same deal...wait till this weeks heatwave coming....yay sweatiness and chassis grease
bubba1983
08-14-2009, 07:57 AM
8am, and no freaking beer in me yet, wtf is going on!!
Iceman_F1
08-14-2009, 07:59 AM
Woo...Friday...Leave after meeting today then looking to be awesome weekend!
-RJ3-
08-14-2009, 08:11 AM
Getting ready for MOM2009?
She_Prime
08-14-2009, 08:15 AM
Derek's not going Ryan. He's being difficult! lol
-RJ3-
08-14-2009, 08:16 AM
LOL Why???? Hes done so much to his car he doesnt wanna show it??? or other priorities?
She_Prime
08-14-2009, 08:18 AM
Other priorities. Scott's going to be there in full fledge however.
Even though his car is boring to look at! lol
-RJ3-
08-14-2009, 08:20 AM
LOL!!! Hope it doesnt rain Sunday... Car was washed/waxed/detailed.
Didnt have time to do it, so I went to Fine details.. He gave me a stack of advertisement to give at MOM2009. Should I just leave it on the table?
She_Prime
08-14-2009, 08:22 AM
Who is "he" you speak of? If it's Kaval or one of our sponsors I think us as a group have enough advertisement from them but it would be nice to give some to the Protege guys, RX-8 guys, 6 guys etc
-RJ3-
08-14-2009, 08:25 AM
Fine Details.. Voo at Oakville..
She_Prime
08-14-2009, 08:27 AM
Then yes, leave them on a table :)
Thrizzl3
08-14-2009, 09:06 AM
wooooooooooooooooooo friday!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gizzmo_jr
08-14-2009, 10:02 AM
zzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Dave_The_BMXER
08-14-2009, 10:19 AM
http://www.stanceiseverything.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/scooter_l.jpg
Ya friday!
dentinger
08-14-2009, 10:19 AM
friday! payday! and my last shift before vacation!
newfoundland on sunday!
S.F.W.
08-14-2009, 10:19 AM
yay, Friday. Exhaust being installed now(Jimmy), and maybe, just maybe Angel Eyes this weekend as well.
Cardinal Fang
08-14-2009, 10:24 AM
Just in time for MOM.
yay, Friday. Exhaust being installed now(Jimmy), and maybe, just maybe Angel Eyes this weekend as well.
What kind of exhaust are you putting on?
cwp_sedan
08-14-2009, 11:00 AM
Tgif
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WTF - they are supposed to be all uppercase :bang
Dave_The_BMXER
08-14-2009, 11:06 AM
What kind of exhaust are you putting on?
I think he picked up an HKS
crystal8484
08-14-2009, 11:12 AM
All I can say is:
COTTAGE TIME!!!!!!!!!
MistaChin
08-14-2009, 11:13 AM
*fart*
yeah stay out of my cubicle
She_Prime
08-14-2009, 11:16 AM
http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/couple.png
Something to keep you all entertained for a few minutes. :chuckle
dentinger
08-14-2009, 11:23 AM
All I can say is:
COTTAGE TIME!!!!!!!!!
newfoundland for me! i got ya beat!
dentinger
08-14-2009, 11:23 AM
anyways, off to work. UGH.
cwp_sedan
08-14-2009, 11:23 AM
All I can say is:
COTTAGE TIME!!!!!!!!!
Wohoo! I just got back and the weather was great! Have a good time! :)
Zoom Zoom Boy
08-14-2009, 11:28 AM
Off to the boat in about an hour. Finally, we have a weekend this year that is perfect.
Ahhhhhhh.....booze (can almost taste it), sun, boat and 80+ degree water has a way of making you forget about all the other stupid BS that might be going on with work or otherwise.
Have a great weekend all. :bana
Cardinal Fang
08-14-2009, 11:32 AM
If you stare at Zoom Zoom Boy's avatar long enough it does look like he's drunk.
Gizzmo_jr
08-14-2009, 11:36 AM
although mleblond prob won't see this, he's GOTTA post up new pictures. New colour scheme is SEX. Saw it lastnight at shannonville.
JashiK
08-14-2009, 12:15 PM
meow
ElegantGremlin
08-14-2009, 12:44 PM
Holy crap. I completely forgot it was Friday!
JashiK
08-14-2009, 12:46 PM
Holy crap. I completely forgot it was Friday!
STUPID. :chuckle
I'm working Sunday... 4-12. WTF.
STeeLy
08-14-2009, 12:46 PM
Driving to Saskatoon from Calgary in a few Hours for an Airshow...
Hope your fridays are good!
ElegantGremlin
08-14-2009, 12:49 PM
STUPID. :chuckle
I'm working Sunday... 4-12. WTF.
Well, my week is dictated by 9-5, M-F. I've worked a couple half-days so it feels like Thursday.
crystal8484
08-14-2009, 01:40 PM
Holy crap. I completely forgot it was Friday!
That comment deserves a punch in the face. LOL
-RJ3-
08-14-2009, 01:40 PM
I forgot it was payday!!!
crystal8484
08-14-2009, 01:41 PM
Wohoo! I just got back and the weather was great! Have a good time! :)
Just got back?! Psssh you should still be up there.. it's the weekend. Will be a good time for sure regardless. the amount of food we're bringing is enough to feed an african village for a month. CANT WAIT!!
She_Prime
08-14-2009, 01:43 PM
Where is your cottage located Crystal?
cwp_sedan
08-14-2009, 01:44 PM
Just got back?! Psssh you should still be up there.. it's the weekend. Will be a good time for sure regardless. the amount of food we're bringing is enough to feed an african village for a month. CANT WAIT!!
I wish! The weather was amazing!!!
rab33
08-14-2009, 01:44 PM
The weeks seem to pass by faster when the weather warms up!
-RJ3-
08-14-2009, 01:50 PM
1 Hr left!!!
ElegantGremlin
08-14-2009, 02:14 PM
That comment deserves a punch in the face. LOL
Well, it wasn't so much the day as this thread. My brain had a vague idea it was Friday. I'm surprised no one noticed my lack of spam.
mazdabetty
08-14-2009, 03:16 PM
HAPPY FRIDAYYYYYYY!!!!!
*crickets*
She_Prime
08-14-2009, 03:18 PM
This Friday thread is not nearly as entertaining as last weeks!
ST3ALTH
08-14-2009, 03:21 PM
Yes ITS FRIDAY!!!! cant wait to go wakeboarding this weekend. The weather is going to be great!! just picked up my new 2009 Mastercraft X2 wakeboarding boat so this weekend should be GREAT!!! Happy friday everyone!!
mazdabetty
08-14-2009, 03:22 PM
Yah last weeks was wicked.... I did NO work that day.
Today was super busy, but now.. I can do absolutely nothing..... for 10 more minutes. ahhahaha
Slade
08-14-2009, 03:23 PM
Car is all packed, heading to Balsalm Lake (North of Lindsey) for camping with a group of friends!
Gonna drink me face off until I can't walk....Rockstars and Whisky, should be a shitfest! :)
Hope everyone has a safe and happy weekend!
She_Prime
08-14-2009, 03:24 PM
wonderful lol... so do you want me to pick you up a TM3 Ladies decal from Mathieu on Sunday mazdabetty? I'll give it to you next weekend at Agincourt
mazdabetty
08-14-2009, 03:25 PM
YA totally!!!! Have you seen them? haha I'm excited :P
ST3ALTH
08-14-2009, 03:26 PM
Nice balsam lake is really close to the lake i am on, I love balsam because its all sand bottom and it looks sick! Have fun dont get to sloshed lol
She_Prime
08-14-2009, 03:28 PM
YA totally!!!! Have you seen them? haha I'm excited :P
I haven't, I'm assuming it's the design that he posted in the group. The TM3 cluster with LADIES printed underneath in TM3 text
mazdabetty
08-14-2009, 03:56 PM
Wickeddddd.
*crickets again*
dentinger
08-14-2009, 03:56 PM
5 more hours!
and wtf! i cant get on facebook! my password is no-worky! WTF!
this really isnt helping my unhealthy addiction.
mazdabetty
08-14-2009, 03:58 PM
5 hours???? damn... 1.5 for me, (stupid alarm clock not going off :complain)
Someone has hacked into your accounnntttt!!!!!!! haha uh oh.... I think they'll just send you a new password to your email, no?
She_Prime
08-14-2009, 04:00 PM
I have to PM Mathieu now to make sure he brings them!
Thrizzl3
08-14-2009, 04:01 PM
stupid facebook i barely go on it..i lie im on it now hahahah
crystal8484
08-14-2009, 04:06 PM
Car is all packed, heading to Balsalm Lake (North of Lindsey) for camping with a group of friends!
Gonna drink me face off until I can't walk....Rockstars and Whisky, should be a shitfest! :)
Hope everyone has a safe and happy weekend!
I'll be literally up the street!! HAHAHA
I'll be in Lakefield on Big Cedar Lake all weekend! YAY!!
Dave_The_BMXER
08-14-2009, 04:09 PM
That's weird. I am going to balsam lake camping at the end of the month.
Up until today I had never heard of it. (cottage country to the average black dude is a foreign land).
Next weekend I am going to a cottage however so I guess not that foreign??
Umm... > 1hr. :)
JashiK
08-14-2009, 04:09 PM
wow...u people and cottages. seriously jealous.
Thrizzl3
08-14-2009, 04:10 PM
That's weird. I am going to balsam lake camping at the end of the month.
Up until today I had never heard of it. (cottage country to the average black dude is a foreign land).
Next weekend I am going to a cottage however so I guess not that foreign??
Umm... > 1hr. :)
lmao! so true
dentinger
08-14-2009, 04:11 PM
Someone has hacked into your accounnntttt!!!!!!! haha uh oh.... I think they'll just send you a new password to your email, no?
i came on, and tried my password like, 8 times. no worky. so i reset it, made a new one. 2 minutes later, i got kicked out, and my new password wouldnt work. so i did it all over again.
now im doing it again just to be on the safe side.
dentinger
08-14-2009, 04:12 PM
my facebook account just got de-activated. WTF!
Thrizzl3
08-14-2009, 04:14 PM
wtf? outta no where?
dentinger
08-14-2009, 04:15 PM
YA!
either facebook is ****ed, or someone is hacking it.
i thinking its the second one.
well, looks like i know what im doing tonite.
making a new email, and setting up a new facebook. UGH.
mazdabetty
08-14-2009, 04:15 PM
ahhahahha awwww.... facebook owns you now. :whoa
crystal8484
08-14-2009, 04:16 PM
my facebook account just got de-activated. WTF!
sorry, clicked the wrong button.. hahaha
email the dudes, they'll fix it. I apparently have 2 accounts on there. Not sure how that happened??
mazdabetty
08-14-2009, 04:16 PM
edit nvm too late ^^ haha
rab33
08-14-2009, 04:16 PM
I Was camping at arrowhead last weekend and it was awesome, but the weather wasn't nearly as good as this weekend. You cottagers are making me jealous too!
dentinger
08-14-2009, 04:17 PM
i have a feeling my ex, who hates me, is seeking some sorta revenge on me.
crystal8484
08-14-2009, 04:17 PM
I Was camping at arrowhead last weekend and it was awesome, but the weather wasn't nearly as good as this weekend. You cottagers are making me jealous too!
I wish it was mine. Fortunately I have enough friends with them. Do I smell some wakeboarding though? YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
dentinger
08-14-2009, 04:18 PM
hey shut up!
i have a serious problem on my hands!
i dont care about your camping!
my facebook is fuuucccckkkeeeeddd!
crystal8484
08-14-2009, 04:19 PM
Call 911!!!
mazdabetty
08-14-2009, 04:21 PM
Call 911!!!
shawty fire burnin on the dancefloor!!!!
Thrizzl3
08-14-2009, 04:21 PM
hey shut up!
i have a serious problem on my hands!
i dont care about your camping!
my facebook is fuuucccckkkeeeeddd!
lol i got a maxim magazine for you to read
shawty fire burnin on the dancefloor!!!!
uhm?
dentinger
08-14-2009, 04:22 PM
I NEED FACEBOOK!!!!
its my craaaaaccckkkk!!!1
and on a more serious note, facebook isnt sending my hotmail reset codes anymore.
Thrizzl3
08-14-2009, 04:24 PM
that is F****D up to the max..email the zuckerbird guy and tell him his Crackbook has locked you out
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