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Nextmod
10-13-2006, 11:22 AM
Any white boy want to go to Japan?

you can stay here for free. and probably have a great time too lol

http://www.keikos-homepage.jp/funtime.htm

Cardinal Fang
10-13-2006, 11:27 AM
Does she mention that your stay will be monitored by her WebCam? She also mentions that she wants to practice English. Why do I think there will be more French going on than anything else?

3GFX
10-13-2006, 11:31 AM
LMAO

OH MY GOD!!!!

:D :D :D :D

iconicrocket
10-13-2006, 11:38 AM
I hope that's the real picture of her. Wow, and she does mention she like SEX!

;D

Broli
10-13-2006, 11:43 AM
damn brown skin!!!

lol

majic
10-13-2006, 11:48 AM
email sent

*hopes to go to japan soon*

FLIPDADY
10-13-2006, 12:07 PM
Condoms are optional. :D

Cardinal Fang
10-13-2006, 12:39 PM
email sent

*hopes to go to japan soon*


It clearly states that you have to be good looking majic.

*Runs*

bluntman
10-13-2006, 12:42 PM
My friends said that I was the whitist Filipino they've known...does that count?

Jeff-TheBiz
10-13-2006, 12:42 PM
email sent

*hopes to go to japan soon*


It clearly states that you have to be good looking majic.

*Runs*


Yeah, right...

http://xsorbit30.com/users5/torontomazda3den/index.php?action=dlattach;id=57;type=avatar

majic
10-13-2006, 12:48 PM
email sent

*hopes to go to japan soon*


It clearly states that you have to be good looking majic.

*Runs*


you just crushed my dreams.. *sigh*

Broli
10-13-2006, 01:06 PM
dont worry majic!
i will be in a japan at some point!

maybe u can come and live with me . . .
teehee!

lol


[/gheyness]

wtom
10-13-2006, 01:06 PM
Aight that's it, group buy for plane tickets to Japan ... who's in?!?!?

Where's my Japan p0rn actress avatar ...

bluntman
10-13-2006, 01:09 PM
I wonder what kind of souvenirs one would come back with? :o

Broli
10-13-2006, 01:10 PM
http://www.japanorama.com/images/map_tokyo_subway.gif

man i would never find her if i went there . .

wtom
10-13-2006, 01:11 PM
man i would never find her if i went there . .




Sure you can, just look for the 7-11 ;D

Broli
10-13-2006, 01:18 PM
;D

wtom
10-13-2006, 01:20 PM
anyone get a reply from her yet?

Broli
10-13-2006, 01:23 PM
lol

hmmm
we should send her an email and see what she says!

that would be funny!



interesting!

wtom
10-13-2006, 01:25 PM
So, SSG, when you making the clones for us? ;D ;D ;D

sbmonkey
10-13-2006, 01:29 PM
Wow...

Nextmod
10-13-2006, 01:30 PM
http://www.japanorama.com/images/map_tokyo_subway.gif

man i would never find her if i went there . .




its not that bad when you are actually using it.

we only got lost only 5 times in that 10 days I was there

Broli
10-13-2006, 01:30 PM
http://www.keikos-homepage.jp/gallery.htm

more pics




email


Hello Keiko,

My name is shawn, i am responding to your offer to to accomadate a handsome young white man in your place. It seems we have a great oppurtunity here, I am attracted to Japanese girls, and i am a handsome young white male (See below). I am planning on coming to japan in january for a few months. I would love to stay with you, and don't worry you will love it too! It seemed to me like this may be a joke, but i figured i would take a chance!

Hope to hear from you

XXOO

Shawn

http://img.buzznet.com/assets/users8/ajboy27/default/large-msg-1125303880-2.jpg


who wants to send it!

lol

wtom
10-13-2006, 01:32 PM
dude way to ruin my lunch! :D

someone email her the spam pics from M3F ... Long Schlong Dong or whatever the name was

Broli
10-13-2006, 01:37 PM
dude way to ruin my lunch! :D

someone email her the spam pics from M3F ... Long Schlong Dong or whatever the name was


lol


don't know anything about the m3f dude

but i will email her from my hotmail and see if she responds

and then i will post it here

PlatMS6
10-13-2006, 01:42 PM
From the prices of Hotels in Japan, I would gladly sell myself* :D

"You can stay at my apartment – very nice - it will be living at home for you, only I may be your girlfriend. hehe. I have a nice bed what is very comfortable – and I also have TV (cable ) you can watch English language TV."

...is it just me or does she speak just like* BORAT (from the Ali G Show...soon to be Movie Nov. 3...can't wait) muahahhahhahahhaha, all she misses on that site is "Jagshemash, I like you! Do you like me?"

Cardinal Fang
10-13-2006, 01:43 PM
Broli, stop surfing for that type of porn.

CoolColombian
10-13-2006, 01:45 PM
You guys are killing me!!! jajajajaja

PS: I know that I could send the email with very good chances to get the ticket but I preffer to stay loyal to my wife. ;D ;D

wtom
10-13-2006, 01:45 PM
You guys are killing me!!!* *jajajajaja

PS: I know that I could send the email with very good chances to get the ticket but I preffer to stay loyal to my wife.* ;D ;D


The car doesn't have feelings, Juan. ;)

Cardinal Fang
10-13-2006, 01:46 PM
I'm quite sure that she prefers that too.

;D

Broli
10-13-2006, 01:47 PM
lol

u guys are messed

ok i sent her an email from my hotmail

she better not add me to msn . . .
lol

it is simialr to what i put up there
found a more natual picture of some white dude
and i will post the email and the reply if we get one!!

lol

Cardinal Fang
10-13-2006, 01:51 PM
WE?

Are we going to be taking turns with her or something?

*Looks around*

Just make sure I'm before Broli or majic.

MazdaTree
10-13-2006, 01:51 PM
hhahaha... is the picture of the baby in the gallery hers?

wtom
10-13-2006, 01:52 PM
She's a three-cylinder ... nevermind

Broli
10-13-2006, 01:53 PM
WE?

Are we going to be taking turns with her or something?

*Looks around*

Just make sure I'm before Broli or majic.


lol

she is all urs man!

i just want the reply!

u the handsome white boy anyways . . .
rememeber my brown skin!


mazdatree!

no idea whos baby
i can read it!

translation please . . .
where is our new translator!?

lol

CoolColombian
10-13-2006, 01:53 PM
The car doesn't have feelings, Juan. ;)


hu ???


lol

MazdaTree
10-13-2006, 01:56 PM
guys if u really wanna have fun u can always use an anonymous mailer LOL!!! Just link her to a friends picture and leave their email address and make it look like they wrote it :P

http://www.monkeys.com/formmailer/

wtom
10-13-2006, 01:58 PM
The baby is her nephew

http://www.keikos-homepage.jp/images/keiko1.jpg
I am bored

http://www.keikos-homepage.jp/images/keiko3.jpg
I am wearing new clothes

Broli
10-13-2006, 01:59 PM
lol

new clothes or no clothes!

CoolColombian
10-13-2006, 02:00 PM
Where did you get those, i tryed to see if she has a msn profile but didn't get nothig. :P

wtom
10-13-2006, 02:01 PM
Where did you get those, i tryed to see if she has a msn profile but didn't get nothig. :P


She's pretty cute eh?

http://www.keikos-homepage.jp/gallery.htm

from

http://www.keikos-homepage.jp

Broli
10-13-2006, 02:02 PM
her gallery (http://www.keikos-homepage.jp/gallery.htm)

her site (http://www.keikos-homepage.jp)

Cardinal Fang
10-13-2006, 02:02 PM
guys if u really wanna have fun u can always use an anonymous mailer LOL!!! Just link her to a friends picture and leave their email address and make it look like they wrote it :P

http://www.monkeys.com/formmailer/




*Sinking feeling knowing that the "HOT BI BLONDE" that has been emailing Fang for the past two months may, in fact, not be who she says she is.*

:'(

wtom
10-13-2006, 02:04 PM
*Sinking feeling knowing that the "HOT BI BLONDE" that has been emailing Fang for the past two months may, in fact, not be who she says she is.*

:'(


The one who called themselves MAZDA KITTEN in the emails?

I mean ... who did they call themself? ;D

Broli
10-13-2006, 02:06 PM
*Sinking feeling knowing that the "HOT BI BLONDE" that has been emailing Fang for the past two months may, in fact, not be who she says she is.*

:'(


The one who called themselves MAZDA KITTEN in the emails?

I mean ... who did they call themself? ;D


BUSTED!!!!!

CoolColombian
10-13-2006, 02:08 PM
I like this one, http://img483.imageshack.us/img483/1387/me44203fvm7.jpg

humm, I don't know if i could resist. ::)

Cardinal Fang
10-13-2006, 02:09 PM
The one who called themselves MAZDA KITTEN in the emails?

I mean ... who did they call themself? ;D


*Runs to shower in gasoline*

wtom
10-13-2006, 02:25 PM
Rare is the oriental chick with a nice, natural rack ;)

CoolColombian
10-13-2006, 02:30 PM
Rare is the oriental chick with a nice, natural rack ;)


very rare!! lol

Broli
10-13-2006, 02:30 PM
Rare is the oriental chick with a nice, natural rack ;)


lol,

i like them medium rare,
you know, tanned on the outside and pink in the middle!

lol

wtom
10-13-2006, 02:33 PM
you know, tanned on the outside and pink in the middle!

lol




I'm talking about the rack, not the punani.

Broli
10-13-2006, 02:34 PM
you know, tanned on the outside and pink in the middle!

lol




I'm talking about the rack, not the punani.


i know, but still

:D

wtom
10-13-2006, 02:38 PM
damn biatch hasn't replied to your email yet? :P

CoolColombian
10-13-2006, 02:40 PM
you know, tanned on the outside and pink in the middle!

lol




I'm talking about the rack, not the punani.



The "punani"

jajajajajajajaja, LOL

That word sounds so funny.

Cardinal Fang
10-13-2006, 02:53 PM
damn biatch hasn't replied to your email yet? :P


You guys are too funny. You think all she does all day is just sit around a computer waiting for emails so that she can answer them? Pretty sad existance if you ask.....

SHIT!

Whos Ur Daddy is dissing me in another thread. Gotta go.

Jeff-TheBiz
10-13-2006, 02:53 PM
WE?

Are we going to be taking turns with her or something?

*Looks around*

Just make sure I'm before Broli or majic.


Not sure if I am interested in this group buy,

Sounds like she is very comparable to the subway system there.. $2 and you can ride all day.

booya.

SIM SIMMA
10-13-2006, 03:08 PM
damn biatch hasn't replied to your email yet? :P


remember there is a time difference..

wtom
10-13-2006, 03:15 PM
I was thinking she stays awake during the middle of her night time to MSN/chat/webcam/skype/knit or whatever with the "white men" in North America.

If she really is who we all think she is ... ;)

TheProfessor
10-13-2006, 03:17 PM
Okay, two things:

1) Very funny thread
2) You're all a bunch of losers if you need to fly all the way to Japan to get some ;D

Cardinal Fang
10-13-2006, 03:26 PM
Welcome to the world of the male psyche.

wtom
10-13-2006, 04:17 PM
Welcome to the world of the male psyche.


Where the President/Prime Minister is your own personal penis... thus in its priority list, sex is number one. Thus flying to Japan is NOTHING. ;D

Broli
10-13-2006, 04:52 PM
lol

this thread is awesome!

jaguar
10-13-2006, 05:23 PM
hahaha this is the most hilarious page ever! Actually not as funny as the one I saw with the 10 yr old boy looking for a gf. Hey if you guys are in JP, the girls there are sooooo easy. As long as you speak english, they're all over you. I am not even white (I am asian) and all I had to do was make use of the english vocab. Its hiliarious when you speak to them in english and they reply bak in japanese. But ne ways if u guys do go, i suggest u stay at her apartment, then hit up Shibuya/Roppongi on the weekend, pick up more girls and then head bak to her Apartment... should be a blast! hahaha

iconicrocket
10-13-2006, 05:56 PM
Holy FARK! :o I thought the London and Paris subway system was bad. But that Tokyo subway map is just WAY TOO confusing.





http://www.japanorama.com/images/map_tokyo_subway.gif

man i would never find her if i went there . .

majic
10-13-2006, 06:21 PM
The one who called themselves MAZDA KITTEN in the emails?

I mean ... who did they call themself? ;D


*Runs to shower in gasoline*


*flicks a lit match at cardi*

BlackAxela
10-14-2006, 12:29 AM
HAHAHAHAHA nice, she types good for wanting to learn english...lol

ArManI
10-14-2006, 04:23 AM
omg~ now i wish that i am born white...
how come no white chick write up any web like that?
like " i like asian men, u can stay of my appartment in MTL or Toronto or NY kind of places~ " lol

malam
10-14-2006, 10:30 PM
Did you guys notice the TRAP DOOR under her bed ??

MazdaTree
10-15-2006, 02:25 AM
http://www.keikos-homepage.jp/images/keiko_all_small3.jpg
http://www.keikos-homepage.jp/images/keiko_all_small1.jpg
http://www.keikos-homepage.jp/images/keiko_all_small2.jpg
http://www.keikos-homepage.jp/images/keiko_all.jpg
some new pics I believe unless I didnt notice em b4!

wtom
10-16-2006, 01:07 PM
some new pics I believe unless I didnt notice em b4!


:o

Where the heck did you find those? She said I'm the only guy she web cams with!!! That biatch!!!

;D

Cardinal Fang
10-16-2006, 01:14 PM
Any response to the email?

Jeff-TheBiz
10-16-2006, 08:27 PM
some new pics I believe unless I didnt notice em b4!


:o

Where the heck did you find those? She said I'm the only guy she web cams with!!! That biatch!!!

;D


http://keikos-homepage.jp/images/

MazdaTree
10-16-2006, 09:15 PM
her bathroom looks so gloomy

http://keikos-homepage.jp/images/bathroom.jpg

man who evers gonna be her playboys gonna have to clean it :P

Broli
10-17-2006, 03:00 AM
Any response to the email?


not yet . . .

Cardinal Fang
10-17-2006, 10:05 AM
I'm starting to get the feeling that Robin and this women may be related.

majic
10-17-2006, 10:59 AM
I'm starting to get the feeling that Robin and this women may be related.


bwahahahahahhahaha

Broli
10-17-2006, 11:50 AM
hahaha

i was thinking the same thing

lol

wtom
10-18-2006, 12:39 AM
She updated hahaha

Update 10/16/2006
Hello everyone! Thank you everyone for sending so many emails to me. So many emails! So many yummy guys! I am trying to write and say hello to everyone, but it takes so long. I will possibly have lots of sex for a long time! Yay! Some guys are ask if I am real too. Yes I am! You can see me if you meet me!!

Source: http://www.keikos-homepage.jp/funtime.htm


EDIT: The pics are fake. The girl portrayed is someone else, a Chinese girl at that; http://www.jennicheung.com/blog/2006/10/#000227* But there really may be a horny Jap chick who owns that keikos-homepage site willing to provide free board to lucky caucasian dudes ... just beware she might be fat, ugly, or fugly* ;)

http://jennicheung.com/gallery/2002/images/Pict0194.jpg
http://jennicheung.com/gallery/2002/images/Pict0194.jpg

Vs.

http://www.keikos-homepage.jp/fun/fun-keiko1.jpg
http://www.keikos-homepage.jp/fun/fun-keiko1.jpg



http://jennicheung.com/gallery/2002/images/Pict0405.jpg from http://jennicheung.com/gallery/2002/
http://jennicheung.com/gallery/2002/images/Pict0405.jpg

Vs.

http://www.keikos-homepage.jp/images/keiko3.jpg
http://www.keikos-homepage.jp/images/keiko3.jpg



DAMN ... >:(

Zaku_4
10-18-2006, 02:09 AM
rofl

you really did ur homework on this didnt you.

oh well, maybe next time ;D

bluntman
10-18-2006, 07:39 AM
Well, there goes her fan club. :-[

Cardinal Fang
10-18-2006, 08:47 AM
EDIT: The pics are fake. The girl portrayed is someone else, a Chinese girl at that; http://www.jennicheung.com/blog/2006/10/#000227 But there really may be a horny Jap chick who owns that keikos-homepage site willing to provide free board to lucky caucasian dudes ... just beware she might be fat, ugly, or fugly ;)




Or worse yet. She could be a guy.

;D

wtom
10-18-2006, 09:26 AM
Or worse yet. She could be a guy.



:o ... http://www.fmvperformance.com/forum_items/Smileys/default/bunnyd.gif



Well, there goes her fan club. :-[


Who says you can't start a Jenni Cheung fan club? ;)

TheProfessor
10-18-2006, 09:32 AM
EDIT: The pics are fake. The girl portrayed is someone else, a Chinese girl at that; http://www.jennicheung.com/blog/2006/10/#000227* But there really may be a horny Jap chick who owns that keikos-homepage site willing to provide free board to lucky caucasian dudes ... just beware she might be fat, ugly, or fugly* ;)




Or worse yet. She could be a guy.

;D


And worse still, it could be Broli!

Cardinal Fang
10-18-2006, 09:52 AM
eew

Broli
10-18-2006, 11:36 AM
ur on to me . . .

majic
10-18-2006, 11:41 AM
EDIT: The pics are fake. The girl portrayed is someone else, a Chinese girl at that; http://www.jennicheung.com/blog/2006/10/#000227 But there really may be a horny Jap chick who owns that keikos-homepage site willing to provide free board to lucky caucasian dudes ... just beware she might be fat, ugly, or fugly ;)




Or worse yet. She could be a guy.

;D


And worse still, it could be Broli!


hmm come to think of it... their engrish is about the same level.. :o

wtom
10-18-2006, 01:38 PM
EDIT: The pics are fake. The girl portrayed is someone else, a Chinese girl at that; http://www.jennicheung.com/blog/2006/10/#000227* But there really may be a horny Jap chick who owns that keikos-homepage site willing to provide free board to lucky caucasian dudes ... just beware she might be fat, ugly, or fugly* ;)




Or worse yet. She could be a guy.

;D


And worse still, it could be Broli!


hmm come to think of it... their engrish is about the same level..* :o


"Keiko" writes in complete paragraphs though.

It's MGM. :o

jaguar
10-18-2006, 01:58 PM
wow wtom, how did u find all this?

Btw, she posted her emails up! http://www.keikos-homepage.jp/emails.htm. Its hilarious!!!

Chuckie
10-18-2006, 02:20 PM
EDIT: The pics are fake. The girl portrayed is someone else, a Chinese girl at that; http://www.jennicheung.com/blog/2006/10/#000227* But there really may be a horny Jap chick who owns that keikos-homepage site willing to provide free board to lucky caucasian dudes ... just beware she might be fat, ugly, or fugly* ;)




Or worse yet. She could be a guy.

;D


And worse still, it could be Broli!


hmm come to think of it... their engrish is about the same level..* :o


"Keiko" writes in complete paragraphs though.

It's MGM.* :o


I didn't know that MGM liked white guys.. I thought she only likes winning blue drivers

Chuckie
10-18-2006, 02:21 PM
wow wtom, how did u find all this?

Btw, she posted her emails up! http://www.keikos-homepage.jp/emails.htm. Its hilarious!!!


where is the tm3 email?

MazdaTree
10-18-2006, 02:32 PM
some funny emails

majic
10-18-2006, 02:41 PM
wow wtom, how did u find all this?

Btw, she posted her emails up! http://www.keikos-homepage.jp/emails.htm. Its hilarious!!!


so which one do you guys think is broli's?

Chuckie
10-18-2006, 02:47 PM
wow wtom, how did u find all this?

Btw, she posted her emails up! http://www.keikos-homepage.jp/emails.htm. Its hilarious!!!


so which one do you guys think is broli's?



This one


Subject : i need sex

i am an amphetamine addict and nobody here wants to sex me cause of my addiction. i am also an alcoholic. msg me plz i am white and mexican and i have a 6in dick

jaguar
10-18-2006, 02:50 PM
hey hey remember she says shes swamped with emails now :D. My friend sent her one explaining to her the defination of sugar daddy and how she can be his sugar momma. Havent seen that one posted yet.

Chuckie
10-18-2006, 02:55 PM
hey hey remember she says shes swamped with emails now :D. My friend sent her one explaining to her the defination of sugar daddy and how she can be his sugar momma. Havent seen that one posted yet.


From her/his replies to the emails, I don't think s/he'll be your friends sugar mommy, S/he'll take your wallet and run!

jaguar
10-18-2006, 03:23 PM
hey hey remember she says shes swamped with emails now :D. My friend sent her one explaining to her the defination of sugar daddy and how she can be his sugar momma. Havent seen that one posted yet.


From her/his replies to the emails, I don't think s/he'll be your friends sugar mommy, S/he'll take your wallet and run!


lol. he/she does talk a lot about wallets so probably there to rob the white boys haha

cntrl
10-18-2006, 05:35 PM
this is the funniest thing ever! hahaha

Broli
10-18-2006, 05:53 PM
wow wtom, how did u find all this?

Btw, she posted her emails up! http://www.keikos-homepage.jp/emails.htm. Its hilarious!!!


so which one do you guys think is broli's?

haha

none of them are the one that i sent!

damn

lol

well what can ya do!

harharhar

it is funny she is using this for laughs
and we tried to send a msg so we could post it for laughs!

haha

the circle is complete!

Jeff-TheBiz
10-18-2006, 05:57 PM
I didn't know that MGM liked white guys.. I thought she only likes winning blue drivers


gulp...

Chuckie
10-18-2006, 07:33 PM
I didn't know that MGM liked white guys.. I thought she only likes winning blue drivers


gulp...


haha.. you're both!

wtom
10-18-2006, 10:50 PM
"Keiko" writes in complete paragraphs though.

It's MGM.* :o


I didn't know that MGM liked white guys.. I thought she only likes winning blue drivers


I got a PM from "Keiko"!!!! http://www.fmvperformance.com/forum_items/Smileys/default/bananadance.gif

She told me to STFU or else... http://www.fmvperformance.com/forum_items/Smileys/default/hide.gif

sbmonkey
10-19-2006, 01:15 AM
"Keiko" writes in complete paragraphs though.

It's MGM. :o


I didn't know that MGM liked white guys.. I thought she only likes winning blue drivers


I got a PM from "Keiko"!!!! http://www.fmvperformance.com/forum_items/Smileys/default/bananadance.gif

She told me to STFU or else... http://www.fmvperformance.com/forum_items/Smileys/default/hide.gif
ha ha ha ha ha ha