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Jeff-TheBiz
10-21-2006, 04:13 PM
A few generalizations from different car forums:

Bentley Forums
- I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw,
I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang forums
-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
-Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
- Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
- Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm
from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in
and out fast.

Porsche forums
- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce
court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical
board?

Mini forum
- Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie
company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee
stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget
where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the
black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35
in gas.

Fiat forum
-Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah
truck?

Vette Forums
-Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums
-Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start

SRTforums
- SRT's are the gods of the street, why do people still laugh at us? They're not neons!!

Audi A4 2.8 V6 Forum:
- So..... yah...... we're ALL getting like 18-22mpg still..... right guys? Okay, yup.... just checkin!

VW GTI forum:
- #$&^%* its not a golf!

Cavalier forums:
- cut my springs and added 16 inch rims (pics)

Sunfire forums:
- cavalier are so ghey, they are pieces of crap (pics)

MR2 forums:
- guy told me my ferrari looked like crap (pics)

AE86 forums:
- got a ticket for drifting how to fight it?

Spyder Forums:
- does my hair move in the wind to much? (pics)

DSM forums:
- got a 12.9 right before it broke!

G35 forums:
- raced a Mclaren last night and beat him , foreals!

350Z forums:
- some douche in a g35 tried to race me

Skyline forums:
- got my new skyline, drives like my old maxima!(pics)

3000gt forums:
- need help on how to change tire, car to heavy for floor jack

Jeep forums:
- rolled trying to flex new suspension (pics)

Hyundai forum:
- some ******* in a jeep rolled over ontop of my car (pics)

Supra forums:
- broke the land speed record in my town! (pics)

Streetbike forums:
- wind noise at 200mph, how to keep it quiet?

stuntbike forums:
- ran from the ghettobird, flipped off cop (pics)

Mercedes forums:
- help with armrest refrigerator.. not cooling enough!

Austin Martin forums:
- why the f^&* is my three hundred thousand dollar car have Ford escort door handles! suing!

sbmonkey
10-21-2006, 06:20 PM
LoL... hilarious... but isn't it Aston Martin?

Jeff-TheBiz
10-21-2006, 06:30 PM
LoL... hilarious... but isn't it Aston Martin?


yEAH... I just clicked and pasted. no spell check

b
10-21-2006, 06:33 PM
The Accord one was soo true. My 1st Accord was a 91 hand me down! Ha ha ha ha. Good stuff!

iconicrocket
10-21-2006, 10:33 PM
That's funny.

DrunknFoo
10-22-2006, 02:51 AM
Ah man this is just golden, Thanks for the great read.

Cardinal Fang
10-23-2006, 02:28 PM
McLaren F1 forum
-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.




;D

Broli
10-23-2006, 02:49 PM
Ford 2.3 forums
-Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start

VW GTI forum:
- #$&^%* its not a golf!




hashahahashahasasasasaaa

Caz
10-23-2006, 05:11 PM
Funny stuff!

3GFX
10-24-2006, 07:18 PM
Thats awesome, lmao!!!

CoolColombian
10-24-2006, 09:34 PM
Ferrari forums
- Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in
and out fast.



??? ???. I know, I know.

So good Jeff! ;D

3GFX
10-25-2006, 12:02 AM
My brother came up with these, most of them are true for me, probably for a few of you to, lol!!!

Mazda 3 forums:

- How do you stop people from touching or breathing on the car?
- How slow should I drive on a gravel road to avoid getting dust or stone chips on the paint?
- How much money do I need to spend to increase horsepower by 1%?
- I just spent all my money on the car. Where to get cheap insurance?
- I just spent all my money on the car. Where to get cheap gas?
- I just spent all my money on the car. Where to get cheap winter tires?
- I just spent all my money on the car. Cheap place to take girlfriend?
- How do I tell my girlfriend not to slam the car door when closing it?
- Some dude in a _______ tried to race me
- Freakin' funerals holding up traffic. What to do?

bubba1983
10-25-2006, 12:27 AM
DSM forums:
- got a 12.9 right before it broke!



oh freakin SNAP


that shits the best!!!!

faibs
11-20-2006, 12:09 AM
My brother came up with these, most of them are true for me, probably for a few of you to, lol!!!

Mazda 3 forums:

- How do you stop people from touching or breathing on the car?
- How slow should I drive on a gravel road to avoid getting dust or stone chips on the paint?
- How much money do I need to spend to increase horsepower by 1%?
- I just spent all my money on the car. Where to get cheap insurance?
- I just spent all my money on the car. Where to get cheap gas?
- I just spent all my money on the car. Where to get cheap winter tires?
- I just spent all my money on the car. Cheap place to take girlfriend?
- How do I tell my girlfriend not to slam the car door when closing it?
- Some dude in a _______ tried to race me
- Freakin' funerals holding up traffic. What to do?


good im not alone here...

faibs
11-20-2006, 12:10 AM
Cavalier forums:
- cut my springs and added 16 inch rims (pics)

lol so true.

Broli
11-20-2006, 12:57 AM
- How do I tell my girlfriend not to slam the car door when closing it?



serious!!

damn girls, gonna rip the door off my poor car!!

:(

wtom
11-20-2006, 09:59 AM
damn girls, gonna rip the door off my poor car!!



Happened to a buddy of mine who owns a Mazda3 sedan. It was a VERY windy day and even tho his female passenger was holding on to the door while opening it, the wind still ripped the door out of her hand and from that point on, his passenger side door was able to swing out 90 degrees from the car! It's fixed now of course. Luckily it didn't have to hit something else to stop it from breaking off.

Broli
11-21-2006, 12:23 AM
damn girls, gonna rip the door off my poor car!!



Happened to a buddy of mine who owns a Mazda3 sedan. It was a VERY windy day and even tho his female passenger was holding on to the door while opening it, the wind still ripped the door out of her hand and from that point on, his passenger side door was able to swing out 90 degrees from the car! It's fixed now of course. Luckily it didn't have to hit something else to stop it from breaking off.


haha

damn!

but that when a girl is too weak!

ok thats it!

new rule!

no girls in the car . . .

lol
yeah that will never hold!


u know what is annoying, when u park near a curb and the bottom of your door hits the curb when u open the door, cause the car is low!

now it happens to me sometimes, but as soon as it hits, i stop, plus i open the door gently!

girls hammer the door open and SCRAAAAAAPPPPEEE

arg!

i think thats why guys used to open doors for girls!

hell thats why i do it!

lol