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wtom
03-08-2007, 11:10 AM
:chuckle


1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.


http://static.flickr.com/39/78299484_7ac9c8dfb0.jpg

Kevin@nextmod
03-08-2007, 11:13 AM
I like this one
"You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away"

majic
03-08-2007, 11:22 AM
2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.



that one is for WUD ;)


:chuckle


http://static.flickr.com/39/78299484_7ac9c8dfb0.jpg

rofl.... gotta love the twinkies! :D

Broli
03-08-2007, 01:18 PM
haha

redneck wedding cake . . . very nice!

the Fred Flinstone one was not bad!

Caz
03-08-2007, 01:49 PM
Very funny, here are some more:

You ever wonder why they call the back of a pick-up truck the BED, baby?

I know we're cousins, but this is Arkansas.

God wants us to be together. That's why he gave us the same parents!

Get in the truck, sis!

firstmazda
03-09-2007, 01:46 AM
if I were you, I'd have sex with me!

You must be a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you

F*ck me if I'm wrong, but don't I know you?

Oh, and Broli's fav:

Yo daddy must be a terrorist, 'cause you da BOMB baby!!

http://www.christinacjones.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/02/redneckshopping.jpg

And I think Mazda could take a lesson in Redneck Air Conditioning!
http://news.windingroad.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/Redneck%20central%20air.jpg

Sean80
03-09-2007, 02:23 AM
I've got the gun, you've got the rack.

Skarbro
03-09-2007, 06:37 AM
http://www.1075kzl.com/jpg/Josh_brother_wedding/images/pic14473_jpg.jpg

http://www.1075kzl.com/jpg/Josh_brother_wedding/images/pic25037_jpg.jpg

http://www.1075kzl.com/jpg/Josh_brother_wedding/images/pic08667_jpg.jpg

http://www.1075kzl.com/jpg/Josh_brother_wedding/images/pic06692_jpg.jpg

http://www.1075kzl.com/jpg/Josh_brother_wedding/images/pic21214_jpg.jpg

http://www.1075kzl.com/jpg/Josh_brother_wedding/images/pic27763_jpg.jpg

http://www.1075kzl.com/jpg/Josh_brother_wedding/images/pic15846_jpg.jpg

http://www.1075kzl.com/jpg/Josh_brother_wedding/images/pic31942_jpg.jpg

Caz
03-09-2007, 09:35 AM
Wow, that is all I can say.

justin
03-18-2007, 09:42 AM
^^ I think I'm going to be sick. LOL.

Gizzmo_jr
03-18-2007, 10:49 AM
Can't look away....like train wreak....

3GFX
03-18-2007, 01:03 PM
That was terrible. The lines were funny. ''Hey hun your face looks like a wrench....."


*smack*

cereal83
03-18-2007, 01:28 PM
Man, that couple is sexy. Can anybody say Menage a trois? :gone

saintjames7
03-18-2007, 01:49 PM
Man, that couple is sexy. Can anybody say Menage a trois? :gone

LMAO :chuckle