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BETRTHNU
04-07-2007, 07:20 PM
Metro Police are tre gay. I got a ticket because they were busy eating donuts on my street. I tried to pull into my driveway that they were blocking with their cars. I asked them to move. They asked for my license and insurance. My insurance paper was in the house as we just changed companies, and I forgot to put the insurance in my car this morning…actually just go the papers Thursday. My fault for not having it. $60 ticket that I'm going to fight and win. Cop was a dick big time.

I asked politely why I was being asked for my license and registration if I just asked them to move their cruiser so I could get into my driveway. He said "I heard you speeding." I go really??? How fast was I going? He answers..."you were doing 55km in a 40km zone." I asked him to repeat that so my cousins in the car could hear that too...(my street it a 50km zone since there are no signs stating its a 40km anywhere on the street...I've known this for 20 years...even have a police officer on camera explaining this...) I inform him that my street is a 50km zone and if he wants to give me a ticket for 5km over go ahead and that he'll look like a ****en retard when I call witnesses that will testify that you didn't even know what speed limit that street was when you pulled me over with no radar. Booya...dead silence.

Cop had a huge cold sore a.k.a herpes on his lip. He comes back from his cruiser with a ticket for the insurance....no problem. I know I'm at fault for having it, but I shouldn't have been pulled over in the first place...I then tell him that I have some cream in my house for the herpes, and that he should really take care of that as I don't want him touching my license with his hands if he has a disease like herpes...his partner starts cracking the **** up. His face turns red. I get my money’s worth.

I tell him to move his ****ing car unless he's on official police business or I’ll call it in and make a complaint. He gets in his car and moves it. I step outside of my car with my cousins and laugh it off. Fun times. Stupid bully with a badge. Called in later today and filed a complaint against him. Nothing will be done…but oh well.

Garu
04-07-2007, 07:43 PM
Wow what a dick... I just don't understand how he passed the examination, interview and psychology tests to become a cop.

marchz24
04-07-2007, 08:16 PM
Dude. You have balls. I wouldn't be able to say that to a cop. I would be scared he would give me more tickets. Funny story. It was worth the 60 bucks. lol

JPAV8S4U
04-07-2007, 08:33 PM
Dude. You have balls. I wouldn't be able to say that to a cop. I would be scared he would give me more tickets. Funny story. It was worth the 60 bucks. lol


+1 You have balls bro! But awsome play with the cop man! That would bave been an awsome video if ya had it!

MicroDude
04-07-2007, 08:33 PM
wow! know that is funny! i had got ticket last week for an illegal turn which i never say.. then to top it off the cop gives my license and registration to another guy.. so i had to go find him and get it back.. plus i dind't even have the right ticket.. when i called the cop station to say what happened they transfered me to the cop that gave me the ticket and i made this big story saying how this guy oculd steal my identity and stuff and he was laughing and said i was inventing stuff.. and if i knew the definition of inventing and i answered yes but what i was doing was preventing.. and he just shut up and got pissed off..
anyways i was ognna contest caus ei would probally win.. thing is it's 150$ and i'll end up losing a day or work or shcool to go to court so it's not worth it

justin
04-07-2007, 08:46 PM
Wow... the cream part was priceless!!!! That guy was a dick!

Good job on sticking to your guns!

DrunknFoo
04-07-2007, 09:02 PM
Damn I'd love to pay the ticket for you if you had a clip of this incident on video. LOL. Well hope things go well for you

Fuman
04-07-2007, 09:03 PM
ahh.... more bad apple (cops that doesn't deserve (at least on the surface) to be cops).

Dunno if what u did was worth 60 bucks but its funny as shit. my study buddy cracked up as well! haha herpies... rofl

BETRTHNU
04-07-2007, 09:10 PM
Guys I was thinking of handing my phone over to my cousin to record the whole thing. That would have been video of the year. Maybe next time. :P

http://images24.fotki.com/v764/photos/2/219854/4432849/Photo0037-vi.jpg

Fuman
04-07-2007, 10:00 PM
http://images24.fotki.com/v764/photos/2/219854/4432849/Photo0037-vi.jpg
haha thats what i call a kodiak moment

BETRTHNU
04-07-2007, 10:05 PM
my samsung D-600 phone actually...lol :P

I like I take a lot of these type of FU pics.

justin
04-07-2007, 10:07 PM
haha thats what i call a kodiak moment

don't you mean kodak? :chuckle

MPS
04-07-2007, 10:12 PM
ROLF was it 32 div?

BETRTHNU
04-07-2007, 10:28 PM
54. bastards.

MPS
04-07-2007, 10:32 PM
ohhh lol even better they had my buddys car @ 54 for 2 weeks with no reson stupid auto squad :loco