Porting and Polishing an Audi

[Wild Weasel]

I figure this has got to be a hoax, but it's some good readin' none the less. :)

http://www.audiforums.com/m_693578/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm

[bubba1983]

mahahahah
you made my day Mr.GM

[chinsterr]

It's funny how he mentioned his friend usually works on Honda's haha

[Jeff-TheBiz]

Some how I doubt that warranty is gonna cover that.

My favourite part:


Better add some water to the crank case to thin some of that sand out first.

[Skarbro]

That was hilarious!

[Gizzmo_jr]

that was a good read to start the day, thanks.

[3GFX]

That was a good laugh, hehe, not only did he polish his intake, he bored out his cyclinder block :p

[blue3]

definately a good laugh !!

[Cardinal Fang]

Very funny. So anyone want to help me do this to Broli's car?

[iconicrocket]

You have to give the guy props for having the ingenuity to actually come up with idea.

[stevenlung]

It's just a joke, read the last page.

But I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!

[WhiteSpeed3]

that story was good i almost cried

[07three]

I am at work while reading this and I had tears in my eyes but I had to control my laughter as my superiors were sitting right across me. I still want to let out a belly laugh.

[Garu]

Hahahhaa
This is hilarious.
I'm gonna "port and polish" vlad's car over the weekend.

[MPS]

NO !!!

but i can do urs when you come over
hey and guess what ill do it free of charge
and some honda tuners also told me its better to trow some rocks on the oil fill hole
works much fater and better results :)