Scotticus
07-23-2008, 12:04 AM
Washing and waxing my car controls the weather.
For the past 2 weeks, I;ve wanted to give my car a solid wash/wax, but the weather report's always said that it was "going to rain TOMORROW" in the Newmarket/Aurora area... Bad news.
So, naturally not wanting to wash/wax my car and have it rain the next day, I decide to wait until the weather says it's NOT going to rain the next day.
So I wait. No rain comes, but the forecast each day says that "it's going to rain tomorrow." Nothing. All last week, basically nothing, no rain, and my unwashed car starts to look like I went mud bogging. The tires were light brown. I was appalled.
Finally, yesterday, I couldn't take it. Screw the forecasts. I got home from work, washed it. waxed it, buffed it, and applied all the tire shine and ArmourAll I could find. BEAUTIFUL! After all, after 2 weeks of crappy forecasts and basically no rain whatsoever, what are the chances of it raining today?
And of course, today's "chance of scattered showers" turns out to be "dropping a ****ing monsoon on Scott's car." I almost had to pull over to the side of the road, it was raining so hard. The beading from the wax could have been tears, for all I know.
It only rains after I wash my car.... Always... Like clockwork.
:loco
For the past 2 weeks, I;ve wanted to give my car a solid wash/wax, but the weather report's always said that it was "going to rain TOMORROW" in the Newmarket/Aurora area... Bad news.
So, naturally not wanting to wash/wax my car and have it rain the next day, I decide to wait until the weather says it's NOT going to rain the next day.
So I wait. No rain comes, but the forecast each day says that "it's going to rain tomorrow." Nothing. All last week, basically nothing, no rain, and my unwashed car starts to look like I went mud bogging. The tires were light brown. I was appalled.
Finally, yesterday, I couldn't take it. Screw the forecasts. I got home from work, washed it. waxed it, buffed it, and applied all the tire shine and ArmourAll I could find. BEAUTIFUL! After all, after 2 weeks of crappy forecasts and basically no rain whatsoever, what are the chances of it raining today?
And of course, today's "chance of scattered showers" turns out to be "dropping a ****ing monsoon on Scott's car." I almost had to pull over to the side of the road, it was raining so hard. The beading from the wax could have been tears, for all I know.
It only rains after I wash my car.... Always... Like clockwork.
:loco