When NOT to fart?

[Fobio]

when you're getting cuff'd for DUI by someone who prolly doesn't like you already:

http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/29653059.html

:loco

[Go_Habs_Go]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!!! Sucks for the guy but man I give him total props for having the balls (or more likely being drunk enough) to rip one near the officer.

LOL! LOL! LOL!

How can they consider that 'battery' on an officer!! I call it 'performance art'. The guy will be a hero when he does his 60 days in jail or whatever.

[Unoriginalusername]

lol the comments people have made on the article are funny

[mleblond]

lol "police man is now on disability..."

[Go_Habs_Go]

I'm still cracking up!

this line in the article just kills me:

"The investigating officer remarked in the criminal complaint that the odor was very strong"

ROFL

[LockOut]

That is absolutely ridiculous. Hilarious that he did it, brutal that he got a charge for it, and WHAT A BOGUS charge. Battery? That's unbelievable.

[Garu]

Is this what they are implying here?

Battery
9. Law. an unlawful attack upon another person by beating or wounding, or by touching in an offensive manner.

[Fobio]

shit...tmr morning the wife can file charges for a "dutch oven"?

when a fart wounds...you know the shit's hitting and coming out of the fan...lol...

[SpeedBaby]

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It would have been Assault and Battery if he's said "Pull my finger!"
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[Thrizzl3]

thats weird..i mean what if he had too many burritos?? they are known for creating alot of gas so i guess he couldn't hold it in. but cmon charging him for battery?? he passed wind on the officer..probably gave him a complimentary sample of his new deodorant spray. stupid cops:loco

[FONZ]

thats weird..i mean what if he had too many burritos?? they are known for creating alot of gas so i guess he couldn't hold it in. but cmon charging him for bettery?? he passed wind on the officer..probably gave him a complimentary sample of his new deodorant spray. stupid cops:loco



I'm in my lecture right now, and as I read the comments posted above, I'm soo tempted to watch this! I'll do it, during my break. :)

[DumpInfo]

If I were that cop I would have beat his ass repeatedly :flaming

[LockOut]

Fonz, it's not a video, just an article. Safe for your lecture!