Funny Sayings.

[FONZ]

I still get a laugh out of this one.


So a couple of days ago, My friend and I went to go get something to eat at Mc D's. When I got out of the car, I noticed a couple of high school kids constantly stare at my car and start arguing. As I passed by I heard this guy say this to another friend.



" Yo man, that ain't a Mazda 3, that's a modified Axle- Ah. Look at the blacked out tails! "



LOL!



Has anyone ever heard any funny sayings that someone else said about your car?

[Cardinal Fang]

"That's that new Mazda Civic."

My heart sank........... Then I kicked him in the nads.

[dentinger]

"dude, your car pulls man! it sounds like a racecar! its sooo fast!"
(i have a 2.0L, with an exhaust...... LOL)

mazda axela?? whats that?
thats what the mazda is called over in japan
COOL!

i was talking to a mazda salesman, btw...

[SSmoked]

quoted from my dad " axela, wtf does that mean? short for axelaration? that doesnt make sence your car is soo slow"-- cant argue with my dad on that one lol

i mostly just hear poeple asking " what does axela mean?"

[STeeLy]

On Saturday...

my friend, whose parents owns a 2006 Mazda 3... climbs into my 2008.5 Mazda 3...

"Wow, is this something like a Mazda 3?"

my buddy sitting beside him in the back "This is not like a Mazda 3... it IS a Mazda 3"

Then the friend who wasn't sure if it was a Mazda 3 proceeds to tell me Mazda sucks and I wanted to kick him out.

[EastYork3]

LOL...He's getting a ride from you and he tells you that mazda sucks? hahaha that's awesome...

[3GFX]

My buddy hates the term axela because it sounds like "axle". He's a redneck.

[iconicrocket]

"That's thing is HUGE!"

"Yeah, thanks for noticing."

* Then I work up.

[Zoom Zoom Boy]

After showing a few pics of the new MS3 to some gear heads at work, one of the VP's (PHB-Pointy Haired Bosses) is walking around and comes to see what all the fuss is about.

After looking at the pics and seeing the badge called "Mazdaspeed 3", he says, "yah, I've heard of those (he hadn't). How big is the engine?"

After I tell him it's a direct injected 2.3 Litre turbo, his response was as follows and I shit you not...

"That's all? Only a little 4 cylinder in that thing? Why would they call it a Mazdaspeed 3 then? My wife even has a 6 cylinder in her Alero and is probably much faster than that little 4-cylinder car...". Incidentally, he was totally serious and not just yanking my chain. :bang

The gear heads tried for about 20 seconds to explain to him about the MS3 while I stared at him slack-jawed with an incredulous look of curiousity and pity. Needless to say, he was in VP sensory deprivation mode at that point, where factors of time and logic no longer apply.

He waddled away shortly afterwards and we all got a good chuckle for the day.

However, I still wanted to kick him squarely in the nads...:chuckle

[x_o_k_x]

Biggest thing I hate, is when they say "You're drving a Ford" or "Doesn't Ford makes these cars?" um just like w/e won't bother explaining..

[dentinger]

i usually just say, no, ford OWNS mazda.
my car is from japan. ford is not. you wanna check the first letter of my vin? its a J, not a one.

[3GFX]

After showing a few pics of the new MS3 to some gear heads at work, one of the VP's (PHB-Pointy Haired Bosses) is walking around and comes to see what all the fuss is about.

After looking at the pics and seeing the badge called "Mazdaspeed 3", he says, "yah, I've heard of those (he hadn't). How big is the engine?"

After I tell him it's a direct injected 2.3 Litre turbo, his response was as follows and I shit you not...

"That's all? Only a little 4 cylinder in that thing? Why would they call it a Mazdaspeed 3 then? My wife even has a 6 cylinder in her Alero and is probably much faster than that little 4-cylinder car...". Incidentally, he was totally serious and not just yanking my chain. :bang

The gear heads tried for about 20 seconds to explain to him about the MS3 while I stared at him slack-jawed with an incredulous look of curiousity and pity. Needless to say, he was in VP sensory deprivation mode at that point, where factors of time and logic no longer apply.

He waddled away shortly afterwards and we all got a good chuckle for the day.

However, I still wanted to kick him squarely in the nads...:chuckle

Should have taken him for a ride :chuckle

[Zoom Zoom Boy]

Should have taken him for a ride :chuckle

Before, or after, I kicked him in the nads??? :chuckle

[openuser]

Before, or after, I kicked him in the nads??? :chuckle

You should give him a ride as you are kicking him in the nads :chuckle

[laksman91]

Before, or after, I kicked him in the nads??? :chuckle

Let the car do all the kicking :chuckle

[Wilson]

This isn't about my car but I've heard this:
"Yo guy! I NEEDS the DOWNFORCE yo!"

The car in question was a late '90s Honda Civic (sorry don't know the exact year) that was painted puke green, had rims through which you can see red painted drum brakes in the rear (incidentally it only had rims on the rear, the front had hubcaps. Probably 'cuz the gentleman likes to keep it real yo!) and an aluminum ironing board attached to the trunk. Oh yes, it also had tinted windows and a huge carbon fibre decal on the hood (for lightness I guess) and a soup can welded around the exhaust (seriously, you could see the real exhaust inside the can). Apparently the huge aluminum wing wasn't just for show and was totally necessary to ensure that all 117 stampeding stallions produced by the mighty 4 cylinder engine made it safely from the front wheels to the road. I wish I had my camera. Actually on second thought, I'm kinda glad I didn't.

[Donutz]

Is this thread only for funny mazda sayings? Last night on Speed, I heard one of the NASCAR announcers say 'that team's been pretty good with him sittin on the pole, 2 weeks in a row...' =/

[yanky.ng]

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