View Full Version : God's Gift to Women
Zoom Zoom Boy
11-14-2008, 01:07 PM
No, not me...but this guy.
http://laughlines.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/07/27/gods-gift-to-women/
This is both hilarious and deeply disturbing on many levels...
Thrizzl3
11-14-2008, 01:17 PM
lmao..this guys a jerk..but that was funny:chuckle
MSMitch
11-14-2008, 01:59 PM
She better keep his name and number & send it to the cops in an envelope saying "please open this if I ever disappear" :loco
LockOut
11-14-2008, 02:01 PM
She better keep his name and number & send it to the cops in an envelope saying "please open this if I ever disappear" :loco
Why? He's getting rid of her phone number, so she has nothing to worry about :chuckle
Jeff-TheBiz
11-14-2008, 02:06 PM
OMG, this is even local.. 416.....
What an ass. no wonder woman avoid giving out their phone number.
"Here is the way I work...." WTF?
"There is nothing wrong with me..." besides the obvious..
Cardinal Fang
11-14-2008, 02:13 PM
OMG, this is even local.. 416.....
What an ass. no wonder woman avoid giving out their phone number.
"Here is the way I work...." WTF?
"There is nothing wrong with me..." besides the obvious..
So what you're saying is that you don't like the way I attempt to pick up women? In my defense I was trying to be "confident." I may have missed it and walked straight into "barthing farktard."
So what you're saying is that you don't like the way I attempt to pick up women? In my defense I was trying to be "confident." I may have missed it and walked straight into "barthing farktard."
Ahahaha.
But anyways, I just shook my head at the fact that there are actually people like this out there.
kevcol74
11-14-2008, 03:11 PM
"7 or 8 women approach me everyday..."... Yep dude, they are called waitresses, they get paid to do it!
This must be the guy that is on the "Angus Burger" commercials... he invented it! :loco
Unoriginalusername
11-14-2008, 03:39 PM
OMG, this is even local.. 416.....
What an ass. no wonder woman avoid giving out their phone number.
"Here is the way I work...." WTF?
"There is nothing wrong with me..." besides the obvious..
lol i laughed when i heard the 416 part as well, lol
MSMitch
11-14-2008, 04:25 PM
Pfffshhh, jacka55 probably drives a Bimmer! :bana (jk - probably a Honda) :chuckle
STeeLy
11-14-2008, 04:40 PM
as funny as it was... this guy is still a douchebag...
Sheesh I guess my wife didn't like that roll play.
Throw me a fricking bone.
Go_Habs_Go
11-14-2008, 04:53 PM
"if you're psychologically normal, then call me but if you have pyschological issues or are on medication then forget it."
"maybe you were abused when you were young"
AHAHAHAHAHA he is the one with freaking psychological issues!! What a f**king jerk, man if that guy ever approached my sister I would smash his face in....with a hob-nailed boot!!!!!!
Fobio
11-14-2008, 07:07 PM
"This is how it's going to work..."
"I don't play games like that..."
"I'm a complete catch..."
"I'm one of the few men in the city that is normal..."
I try that shit with the fiancee all the time...trust me boys...works like a charm on every woman...lol...
and I usually end it with:
"That's passive aggressive...maybe you have some passive aggressive disorder..."
Trust me...woman loves that stuff...lol...
Mazda3X2
11-14-2008, 07:12 PM
This guy is hilarious!
iconicrocket
11-14-2008, 07:50 PM
that got annoying, fast!
+1
btown-mazda
11-14-2008, 07:51 PM
What a tool
SpelingChampian
11-14-2008, 09:01 PM
I love how he repeated "I'm very particular with what I like (I think like two or three times)"...
Remember...he doesn't play games...
Noisy Crow
11-14-2008, 09:01 PM
"If you have any issues... if you are on any sort of medication I'm not interested"
"If you are psychologically normal...blah blah blah.... otherwise don't call me"
Oh, the irony! ROFL!
Zoom Zoom Boy
11-15-2008, 12:50 AM
Sadly, there are enough :AH's out there, like this psycho, to give us guys a bad rep. It was surprising how many of my female work colleagues said that this guy reminded them of...'insert name of psycho here (Fang:chuckle)'...
JMAK74
11-15-2008, 11:48 AM
Pfffshhh, jacka55 probably drives a Bimmer! :bana (jk - probably a Honda) :chuckle
No he probably has a Bimmer - one that Mommy and Daddy bought for him.
"... I'm writing a movie script..."
Translation: I don't have a regular paying job and spend most of my time hanging out spending the money my parents give me
This guy gives weight to stereotypes of men (at a number of levels and combinations).
For any of you single guys out there that wonder why it's hard to meet girls - here's your reason...
JMAK
Go_Habs_Go
11-15-2008, 03:52 PM
It was surprising how many of my female work colleagues said that this guy reminded them of...'insert name of psycho here (Fang:chuckle)'...
LOL wait till Cardi reads this comment...ZZB better start running LOL
McGuyver_3
11-17-2008, 11:29 AM
Sad but hilarious
Cardinal Fang
11-17-2008, 12:05 PM
LOL wait till Cardi reads this comment...ZZB better start running LOL
meh...
Us players are too busy pissing off the biotches to be concerned about things like this.
:chuckle
Zoom Zoom Boy
11-17-2008, 12:37 PM
meh...
Us players are too busy pissing off the biotches to be concerned about things like this.
:chuckle
That statement is very passive-agressive Fang. "You should actually look it up...Passive-Aggressive personality disorder...' http://img2.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/love/love0055.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/free-unhappy-smileys.php)
Cardinal Fang
11-17-2008, 02:45 PM
HA!
That assumes I HAVE a personality. Take that!
Zoom Zoom Boy
11-17-2008, 03:28 PM
HA!
That assumes I HAVE a personality. Take that!
I simply have no comeback for that one...although, despite your lack of an apparent personality, you appear very elegant and I'm sure you are a real catch with absolutely nothing wrong with you...LOL
http://img2.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/love/love0062.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/free-unhappy-smileys.php)
Scottobot
11-17-2008, 04:26 PM
I heard this one before.. I think it was on M3F.
What I wonder is, how does a nut job like this function day to day? What does he do for work? Working on a movie script? For real?
b.rabbit
11-17-2008, 08:55 PM
I simply have no comeback for that one...although, despite your lack of an apparent personality, you appear very elegant and I'm sure you are a real catch with absolutely nothing wrong with him...LOL
http://img2.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/love/love0062.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/free-unhappy-smileys.php)
Hahaha..that made me laugh..
But wow..this guy is a little overconfident eh?
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