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Thrizzl3
02-17-2009, 09:00 AM
So im at work sunday morning doing my usual thing of making coffee for those people who aren't quite awake yet. This normal middle aged looked about 49-60y/o which i thought was normal comes up to me..

Customer: Good morning
Me: Good morning, What would you like to order?
Customer: I would like a cappucino, but is it possible to make it without milk? I'm kind of allergic to milk..
Me: *puts confused look on face and wonders what this guy was smoking before he walked up to me* i don't think it would be called a cappucino then..
Customer: Oh really i didn't know that
Me: *laughs my ass off in my mind* it's okay would you like a regular coffee instead?
Customer: Sure

The next customer that asked me a dumb question was an older lady that had a problem with a coffee cup.

Customer: Excuse me sir i think there is something in my cup i was stirring it and there is something hard at the bottom.
Me: Really now are you sure your not hitting the bottom of the cup?
Customer: No it's not the bottom there's something in the cup!
Me: Okay, here's another cup pour the coffee in here and we will see what's in the cup.
Customer: *Pours coffee into the other cup and realizes she was hitting the bottom of the cup* There's nothing in there..
Me: I told you that you were hitting the bottom of the cup..

These are the kinds of people i have to deal with every time I go to work..kind of annoying to me but sometimes it can be quite hilarious.

Cardinal Fang
02-17-2009, 09:07 AM
1. I'm not anywhere near 60 yrs old!
2.I told you I was lactose intolerant and you go and make fun of me on the boards?

Farking kids

MistaChin
02-17-2009, 09:20 AM
One time at St George subway station i saw a lady try to walk up an escalator when it was moving the other way. She fell and got up and laughed and so were other people... but they weren't laughing with her. I just shook my head. I hate stupid people!

Thrizzl3
02-17-2009, 09:27 AM
i still remember the time some random person walked up to me at my COFFEE counter and asked if i sold 407 transponders:loco up to this day i still wonder why he asked me such a stupid ****ing question

MistaChin
02-17-2009, 09:34 AM
lol wtf

Little things like that tick me off. One time i went into subway to get two footlongs (one for a friend) and she asked me what i wanted on the first sub so i told her. She asks me what about the same second one, so i say the exact same as the first. And she gives me this retarded look and goes "yeah but what was on it" .... are you serioussss c'mon now! Wasn't even the first time too! I was thinking *you better get real comfortable here*

Noisy Crow
02-17-2009, 09:51 AM
www.notalwaysright.com
www.customerssuck.com

Enjoy.

kevcol74
02-17-2009, 10:06 AM
I used to work at Canadian Tire, parts department, when I was in college. I don't know how many customers would do this:
"I'd like brakes for my car"
"Sure, let me get you all set up... now what kind of car is that for?"
"Ummm... an Intrpid"
"What Year?"
"Umm, 94 I think..."
What size engine?"
"I don't know, what are my choices??" (usually they are getting snooty by this point)
"3.3L or 3.5L?"
"I don't know! Does it really matter?"
"I'll see... you want front or rear brakes?"
"Rear."
"I'll neeed to know the engine size, or if you have rear disc or drum brakes."
"How do I tell that?? Just give me some brakes!"
"Well, then which ones do you want to guess at sir?"

So they buy something, quite annoyed by this point.

About an hour or 2 later I get called up front to okay a return....
"Thats the guy that sold me the wrong brakes!"....
:flaming

JMAK74
02-17-2009, 12:55 PM
In university I worked at a cemetery in downtown TO. We had a uniform (works pants, an ugly shade of bright green shirt with CEMETERY STAFF written on the back) and for most of us, were walking behind/with a machine of some sort. I was usually behind a Gravely (big red machine with a 36" cutting deck in the front) or on a John Deere mini riding mower with a big cutting deck also.

With machine running (extremely loud), protective eye and ear protection on, hat and covered in sweat, it would happen at least once a week someone would walk up to me (with machine running) and ask:

"Do you work here?"

Normally, I'd respond yes and answer whatever question they had.

One day, tired and sunbaked, I was asked "Do you work here?"

My reply, in a flat voice:

"No, I'm the travelling lawn cutter of Toronto. I travel from commercial property to commerical property wearing a CEMETERY STAFF shirt cutting grass out of pure joy in the hot sun."

At the end of the day, the property manager had a word with all of us about "customer service" and appropriate responses, regardlesss how 'dumb' the question may start off.

Dave_The_BMXER
02-17-2009, 12:58 PM
^lmao.

Cardinal Fang
02-17-2009, 01:04 PM
"No, I'm the travelling lawn cutter of Toronto. I travel from commercial property to commerical property wearing a CEMETERY STAFF shirt cutting grass out of pure joy in the hot sun."



I'm sorry but do you realize the conversation piece that shirt would make at a bar?

Thrizzl3
02-17-2009, 02:48 PM
I
"No, I'm the travelling lawn cutter of Toronto. I travel from commercial property to commerical property wearing a CEMETERY STAFF shirt cutting grass out of pure joy in the hot sun."

lmao i see ppl riding those mowers all over the place. how would we know its u?

jaimie08mazda3
02-17-2009, 03:00 PM
ha.
I worked at an airport and i got a call... asking if planes land here. here is the story
guy: I live on the other side of the airport, i keep hearing airplanes all the time and im wondering if they can stop flying over my house
Me: well unfortunately sir they go off the run way going around the circuit and your house is in the circuit.
guy: well can you guys move the circuit so that it doesnt affect me.
Me: im sorry that is transport canada's rules not ours
Guy: well call transport canada and get it changed
Me: Sir you bought a house beside an airport. you are going to hear planes at all times.
Guy: Well i didnt think that it would be this bad.
Me: well im sorry i cant help you out
Guy: thanks alot pal have a good day ******* (he really said that)

LOL i laughed... and my boss was like who is that. im like some guy from the other side where the subdivision is complaining about planes flying over his house.. my boss sits there and laughs and says well they shoulda known it would happen since they bought a house right near an airport... ahh retards

gabbygenier
02-17-2009, 03:04 PM
thats awesome. ive heard of that hapening where one of the helicopter companies i worked with is located in alberta. i also laughed when i heard it

Thrizzl3
02-18-2009, 10:28 AM
this happened last summer..

Customer: Hi, do you have vanilla milkshakes?
Me: yes i do make them but i have no ice cream
Customer: ohhh ok well do you have vanilla ice cream?
Me: no, i just said i have no ice cream
Customer: What about a smoothie?
Me: ok, Ma'am clearly you don't understand that I have NO ICE CREAM!
Customer: will you have it tomorrow?
Me: NO! I DON'T KNOW and i just walked away!

Walrus
02-18-2009, 12:11 PM
Years ago in McDonald's drive thru I was asked 'Is that for here or to go'?

jaimie08mazda3
02-18-2009, 01:03 PM
Years ago in McDonald's drive thru I was asked 'Is that for here or to go'?

LOLLLL:bang

Noisy Crow
02-18-2009, 01:18 PM
Years ago in McDonald's drive thru I was asked 'Is that for here or to go'?

If that happened to me I would be really tempted to say "for here" and see what happens........

STeeLy
02-18-2009, 01:41 PM
this happened last summer..

Customer: Hi, do you have vanilla milkshakes?
Me: yes i do make them but i have no ice cream
Customer: ohhh ok well do you have vanilla ice cream?
Me: no, i just said i have no ice cream
Customer: What about a smoothie?
Me: ok, Ma'am clearly you don't understand that I have NO ICE CREAM!
Customer: will you have it tomorrow?
Me: NO! I DON'T KNOW and i just walked away!

I keep looking at you avatar and think that you work at KFC... and I'm wondering... since when did KFC have milkshake.

jaimie08mazda3
02-18-2009, 04:35 PM
lolll he works at fortinos. which makes me wonder i didnt know they made milkshakes either lol

crono06
02-18-2009, 05:16 PM
I used to work at A&W, and somebody that worked there asked that same 'is it for here or to go' thing on drive thru as well lol.

Also, a friend of mine who used to work there with me, once said on drive, 'welcome to McDonald's, how may I help you' lmao.

Newlook
02-18-2009, 05:36 PM
lol * retards * :loco
I work in the service industry too... ya believe me I know

Jeff-TheBiz
02-18-2009, 05:54 PM
Yrs ago while I worked at Blockbuster a woman came in to return a game her son had rented.. She handed it to me and apologized that she didn't have time to rewind it.

Yeah.... it happened.

To anyone that has worked in retail and has not rented "Clerks"... shame on you.

jaimie08mazda3
02-18-2009, 06:30 PM
yrs ago while i worked at blockbuster a woman came in to return a game her son had rented.. She handed it to me and apologized that she didn't have time to rewind it.

Yeah.... It happened.

To anyone that has worked in retail and has not rented "clerks"... Shame on you.

lolllll omfg

DumpInfo
02-24-2009, 10:57 PM
With our last snow fall which toke place Saturday night I ended up shovelling the snow Sunday afternoon. Prior to going outside I had an argument with my brother so I decided I would go outside and shovel the driveway and cool down...Just as I'm almost done shovelling a lady in my neighborhood is walking by and asks me "Are you doing mine next?" I quickly reply without thinking "Not unless you give me a BJ". She looked at me with the bitchiest look ever!! Can't believe I said to her :bang

Thrizzl3
02-24-2009, 11:02 PM
a lady in my neighborhood is walking by and asks me "Are you doing mine next?" I quickly reply without thinking "Not unless you give me a BJ". She looked at me with the bitchiest look ever!! Can't believe I said to her :bang

thats a kinky line...but you said it at the wrong time!!! LMAO!

jaimie08mazda3
02-24-2009, 11:05 PM
With our last snow fall which toke place Saturday night I ended up shovelling the snow Sunday afternoon. Prior to going outside I had an argument with my brother so I decided I would go outside and shovel the driveway and cool down...Just as I'm almost done shovelling a lady in my neighborhood is walking by and asks me "Are you doing mine next?" I quickly reply without thinking "Not unless you give me a BJ". She looked at me with the bitchiest look ever!! Can't believe I said to her :bang

LOLLL DIEGO. YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON. but you made me LOL:chuckle

DumpInfo
02-24-2009, 11:08 PM
I know man it's messed up cause she lives on my block so I'm gonna have to go and apologise. I feel awkard when I see her now :s

jaimie08mazda3
02-24-2009, 11:08 PM
HEY I DIDNT MEAN TO SAY TO GIVE ME A BJ... a HJ is okay too? make out sesh, friendly touching? DAMMIT

DumpInfo
02-24-2009, 11:11 PM
HEY I DIDNT MEAN TO SAY TO GIVE ME A BJ... a HJ is okay too? make out sesh, friendly touching? DAMMIT

:chuckle she's not hot dude, she's just a friendly neighbor but got the worst of me :blush

aris
02-24-2009, 11:57 PM
With our last snow fall which toke place Saturday night I ended up shovelling the snow Sunday afternoon. Prior to going outside I had an argument with my brother so I decided I would go outside and shovel the driveway and cool down...Just as I'm almost done shovelling a lady in my neighborhood is walking by and asks me "Are you doing mine next?" I quickly reply without thinking "Not unless you give me a BJ". She looked at me with the bitchiest look ever!! Can't believe I said to her :bang

hahaha

b.rabbit
02-25-2009, 12:06 AM
With our last snow fall which toke place Saturday night I ended up shovelling the snow Sunday afternoon. Prior to going outside I had an argument with my brother so I decided I would go outside and shovel the driveway and cool down...Just as I'm almost done shovelling a lady in my neighborhood is walking by and asks me "Are you doing mine next?" I quickly reply without thinking "Not unless you give me a BJ". She looked at me with the bitchiest look ever!! Can't believe I said to her :bang

Wow, your bro must've really set you off for you to say that!!

jaimie08mazda3
02-25-2009, 11:49 AM
:chuckle she's not hot dude, she's just a friendly neighbor but got the worst of me :blush

thats why i made the suggestion of friendly touching... you remember the movie "the Yes Man" LOLLLLL ohh wow that made my day

Aitch
02-25-2009, 12:11 PM
LOL! Reminds me of the gold I overheard from one of my neighbours while shoveling snow on a bright sunny day following a great snowstorm earlier this year:

(From a female neighbour to another, male neighbour) "Its so sunny today. Funny how it never snows on sunny days like this."

I just kept on shoveling and trying not to LMAO while doing so.

DARK3
02-25-2009, 04:16 PM
What can i say...it always happens to u phill

Thrizzl3
02-25-2009, 06:12 PM
LOL! Reminds me of the gold I overheard from one of my neighbours while shoveling snow on a bright sunny day following a great snowstorm earlier this year:

(From a female neighbour to another, male neighbour) "Its so sunny today. Funny how it never snows on sunny days like this."

I just kept on shoveling and trying not to LMAO while doing so.

was she blonde?:chuckle

Aitch
02-25-2009, 10:36 PM
No but maybe she dyes it.

Thrizzl3
09-21-2009, 11:49 PM
ok im bringing this thread back to life as i had a dumb customer come up to me today asking for sugarfree coffee..she tried to look so smart with her sunglasses on and the sun had already gone down..Thumbs up for making yourself look like the biggest idiot.

aris
09-21-2009, 11:52 PM
ok im bringing this thread back to life as i had a dumb customer come up to me today asking for sugarfree coffee..she tried to look so smart with her sunglasses on and the sun had already gone down..Thumbs up for making yourself look like the biggest idiot.

whats so dumb about it..maybe she didn't want you to put any sugar in her coffee:chuckle

Thrizzl3
09-21-2009, 11:54 PM
whats so dumb about it..maybe she didn't want you to put any sugar in her coffee:chuckle

i dont maker her coffee its selfserve lol and she looked at them before she came up to me

b.rabbit
09-21-2009, 11:56 PM
i dont maker her coffee its selfserve lol and she looked at them before she came up to me

You should've just looked at her and said "Ok." and walked away.

Noisy Crow
09-21-2009, 11:58 PM
www.customerssuck.com
www.notalwaysright.com

Enjoy. But don't blame me when you are late for work tomorrow 'cause you sat up all night reading those sites....... :)

Thrizzl3
09-22-2009, 12:01 AM
www.notalwaysright.com (http://www.notalwaysright.com)
www.customerssuck.com (http://www.customerssuck.com)

Enjoy.


www.customerssuck.com (http://www.customerssuck.com)
www.notalwaysright.com (http://www.notalwaysright.com)

Enjoy. But don't blame me when you are late for work tomorrow 'cause you sat up all night reading those sites....... :)

:gone

Noisy Crow
09-22-2009, 12:07 AM
:gone

Well? Did you at least read them this time around? :chuckle

I'll throw in these ones for the techies:
www.rinkworks.com (http://www.rinkworks.com) (check out "Computer Stupidities")
www.techtales.com (http://www.techtales.com)

mzkaye729
09-22-2009, 12:43 AM
LOL I love stupid customers.

Customer: Do you work here ?
Me: *looks at orange apron* No, I just wear this orange apron that says Home Depot on it for sh*ts and giggles........................ How can I help you ?

Darkfrosty7
09-22-2009, 12:48 AM
lol should've asked her if she likes her coffee black too ;)

-RJ3-
09-22-2009, 02:26 AM
LOL!!! Im sure Ill find dumb questions people ask me... Right know cant think of any....

crystal8484
09-22-2009, 09:11 AM
What's this thread about????????????? :chuckle

JashiK
09-22-2009, 09:16 AM
I don't get it..... :bang





:winner

Thrizzl3
09-22-2009, 09:25 AM
you people.....

JashiK
09-22-2009, 09:47 AM
you people.....

= phildo REALLY doesn't get it. :loco:loco:loco:loco:loco:loco:loco:loco:loco:loco :loco

optiklenz13
09-22-2009, 09:52 AM
so is this thread for pet peeves in general or for people asking dumb questions? :chuckle

Thrizzl3
09-22-2009, 09:57 AM
= phildo REALLY doesn't get it. :loco:loco:loco:loco:loco:loco:loco:loco:loco:loco :loco

just shutup dave!:)

anyway back on topic..

My co-workers at work told me stupid things that customers did at work

1. We have a sign that says chinese take out on a huge neon sign but of course some idiot has to ask "Is this food italian?"

2. One of our employees decides to walk into the smoke shop on a mission to see if theres a difference between regular cigarettes and lights. Her means of doing this was to put them on a scale to see if the lights were lighter:loco

more to come when i can remember them lol

k-existence
09-22-2009, 10:32 AM
me: Thanks for calling Black's Photography, Home of the certified passports ready in 15 mins or less.
caller: hi, do you guys take passport photos?

---
we first had a sign that said Passports Available here
customers would think we take photos, process them and give them a actual CDN passport...

---
we have a MASSIVE door sign that says PASSPORT PHOTOS HERE.. you cannot miss it. its on the door when you come in
customers: hi, do you guys take passport photos?

She_Prime
09-22-2009, 10:33 AM
^ wow, just wow....

mazdabetty
09-22-2009, 11:05 AM
me: Thanks for calling Black's Photography, Home of the certified passports ready in 15 mins or less.
caller: hi, do you guys take passport photos?

---
we first had a sign that said Passports Available here
customers would think we take photos, process them and give them a actual CDN passport...

---
we have a MASSIVE door sign that says PASSPORT PHOTOS HERE.. you cannot miss it. its on the door when you come in
customers: hi, do you guys take passport photos?

LOL.... ughhhhhh... people... reminds me of working at Toys R Us and people calling to ask to speak to the toy department.... :bang hahahhaha

Aitch
09-22-2009, 12:30 PM
we first had a sign that said Passports Available here
customers would think we take photos, process them and give them a actual CDN passport...


LOL at the others, but in this case the sign is somewhat misleading!

k-existence
09-22-2009, 12:48 PM
LOL at the others, but in this case the sign is somewhat misleading!

i suppose... still stupid its not like we will give u passports lol

JSI
09-22-2009, 12:50 PM
me: Thanks for calling Black's Photography, Home of the certified passports ready in 15 mins or less.
caller: hi, do you guys take passport photos?

---
we first had a sign that said Passports Available here
customers would think we take photos, process them and give them a actual CDN passport...

---
we have a MASSIVE door sign that says PASSPORT PHOTOS HERE.. you cannot miss it. its on the door when you come in
customers: hi, do you guys take passport photos?

Which Black's do you work at? I work in AOB that has a Black's in it.

Jeremy

k-existence
09-22-2009, 01:14 PM
AOB?
i used to work at the one at heartland town centre in miss

WLS ZMZM
09-22-2009, 06:25 PM
I still think the best asshat I've ever had to deal with was this one chick at Mcdonalds oddly enough at shops on steeles. :headbang

Me: I'd like to order a dozen nuggets please
Girl: sorry sir we don't sell a dozen nuggets they come in 6 12 or 20
Me: ok... so I'd like a dozen nuggets...
Girl: I'm very sorry sir but we dont have a dozen nuggets its 6 12 or 20

This carried on a few more times and I guess it caught the attention of the manager on duty... who came over

manager: what seems to be the problem here??
Girl: this gentleman wants a dozen nuggets and I told him like 5 times they come in 6 12 or 20...
manager: Sir I am soo sorry... he puts the order through... and shakes his head at her... and says are you serious.. a dozen is 12
Girl: uh no its not its 13

Now she was cute... and kind of embarassed so I figured I'd ask her for a free smile...
I got the smile but it was more of a scowl...

Thrizzl3
09-22-2009, 06:28 PM
i still think the best asshat i've ever had to deal with was this one chick at mcdonalds oddly enough at shops on steeles. :headbang

me: I'd like to order a dozen nuggets please
girl: Sorry sir we don't sell a dozen nuggets they come in 6 12 or 20
me: Ok... So i'd like a dozen nuggets...
Girl: I'm very sorry sir but we dont have a dozen nuggets its 6 12 or 20

this carried on a few more times and i guess it caught the attention of the manager on duty... Who came over

manager: What seems to be the problem here??
Girl: This gentleman wants a dozen nuggets and i told him like 5 times they come in 6 12 or 20...
Manager: Sir i am soo sorry... He puts the order through... And shakes his head at her... And says are you serious.. A dozen is 12
girl: Uh no its not its 13

now she was cute... And kind of embarassed so i figured i'd ask her for a free smile...
I got the smile but it was more of a scowl...

lmfao! Hahahahahahahahaha owned!

STeeLy
09-22-2009, 06:33 PM
She's not wrong... a BAKER's dozen is 13...

BTW phil, you work at a Chinese take out place and people ask if the food is Italian?! WTF?

Thrizzl3
09-22-2009, 06:34 PM
She's not wrong... a BAKER's dozen is 13...

BTW phil, you work at a Chinese take out place and people ask if the food is Italian?! WTF?

how many eggs come in a dozen lol??? 12!

yes my grocery store we used to sell chinese take out..

STeeLy
09-22-2009, 06:54 PM
a dozen is 12, a baker's dozen is 13... just sayin.

PCLoadLetter
09-22-2009, 08:25 PM
Phil: now I understand why you said, "coffee, ewww" when I picked up my plate covers :chuckle

Thrizzl3
09-22-2009, 08:40 PM
Phil: now I understand why you said, "coffee, ewww" when I picked up my plate covers :chuckle

LOL yup..this is why

alhope34
09-22-2009, 08:48 PM
When I worked at Big Al's on Kennedy my boss got an order board at the front and the dude meant to write down "African Cichlid" but instead he wrote "African Child". My boss just says to him, "You've come to the wrong store if you're looking to buy that, buddy" This guy was from India or similar, so the joke was completely lost on him. When all 5 of us burst out laughing he started chuckling nervously and kept looking around. He ended up just leaving. Was quite odd..

towelsnap
09-22-2009, 08:57 PM
My Favourite : Please note I'm security in a hospital and not a doctor or wearing scrubs!
I'm sitting at a desk in emerge where the sign on my desk says security in bold letters.


Patient: .... looking confused and not sure where to go.. (mind you a LARGE sign saying if you need to be seen by a doctor please have a seat infront of triage and they will be with you shortly) Patient walks over to me.
Me : Can I help you?
Patient: Yes I'm having troubles going to the bathroom
Me: Ok.... pause...... please have a seat infront of traige and they will help you.
Patient: It hurts all the time and I haven't crapped in four days
Me : I'm security not a doctor... talk to triage
Patient: Well I'm scared for my well being I'm not sure what to do
Me: I'd start with seeing triage

finially they got the point after this continued for 5 minutes... and continuely pointed them in the right way.... damn Queen's University kids

towelsnap
09-22-2009, 09:04 PM
WTF THIS JUST HAPPENED!

Visitor: What are you looking at dirty pics on the internet
Me: No ... I'm at work and that's not cool
Visitor: Do you like naked lady pics
Me: I guess but that's not right at work
Visitor : Give me your email I'll send you some

This is what she looked like, short , fat, mustache and works for the post office.... so throwing up in my mouth

Me: Maybe
Visitor : I'll give you mine ****9485@hotmail.com
Me: K
Visitor: you sure you don't want naked pics I have lots I work in the post office that's all we look at
Me: I'm good
Visitor: well we will start with jokes, than I'll start sending pics
Me: .... ok
Visitor: You like big boobs
Me: I don't think I should be talking about this at work
Visitior: What is that some mazda website your on
Me: No it's porn
Visitor: Ok well have fun and email me sexy
Me: will do


...... GAG!yuck... I'm in a hospital for Christ sake!!!!!

mazdabetty
09-22-2009, 09:09 PM
AHHAHAHHAHAHHA...... wow...... what the hell???

Thrizzl3
09-22-2009, 09:09 PM
HAHAHA a she with a moustache?? YUCK...

mazdabetty
09-22-2009, 09:10 PM
mmmmm that's hot... hahahahhaha imagine getting pricked by a girl when ur makin out??? ahhahahah, by a stray........

Thrizzl3
09-22-2009, 09:11 PM
mmmmm that's hot... hahahahhaha imagine getting pricked by a girl when ur makin out??? ahhahahah, by a stray........

i just threw up in my mouth

mazdabetty
09-22-2009, 09:11 PM
U love it.

towelsnap
09-22-2009, 09:13 PM
right now .... I hate my life!..... should of stayed in punta cana...... post office bitches are messed up

WLS ZMZM
09-22-2009, 09:19 PM
WTF THIS JUST HAPPENED!

Visitor: What are you looking at dirty pics on the internet
Me: No ... I'm at work and that's not cool
Visitor: Do you like naked lady pics
Me: I guess but that's not right at work
Visitor : Give me your email I'll send you some

This is what she looked like, short , fat, mustache and works for the post office.... so throwing up in my mouth

Me: Maybe
Visitor : I'll give you mine ****9485@hotmail.com
Me: K
Visitor: you sure you don't want naked pics I have lots I work in the post office that's all we look at
Me: I'm good
Visitor: well we will start with jokes, than I'll start sending pics
Me: .... ok
Visitor: You like big boobs
Me: I don't think I should be talking about this at work
Visitior: What is that some mazda website your on
Me: No it's porn
Visitor: Ok well have fun and email me sexy
Me: will do


...... GAG!yuck... I'm in a hospital for Christ sake!!!!!

hahahahah she wants your package delivered over night like ups !!! back door baby!!! :ttiwwp

WLS ZMZM
09-22-2009, 09:20 PM
hahahah I kid I kid

PCLoadLetter
09-22-2009, 09:21 PM
Nothing beats the ladystache!

I'm in the wrong profession obviously. How does one become a security guard?

Thrizzl3
09-22-2009, 09:22 PM
hahahahah she wants your package delivered over night like ups !!! back door baby!!! :ttiwwp

or he can the dirt road to her cabbage patch:chuckle

:gone

crono06
09-22-2009, 09:28 PM
mmmmm that's hot... hahahahhaha imagine getting pricked by a girl when ur makin out??? ahhahahah, by a stray........

LOL that is gross X_x

WLS ZMZM
09-22-2009, 09:48 PM
or he can the dirt road to her cabbage patch:chuckle

:gone

hahahah thats just sooooo wrong!!!! but needs to harvest the fields hahaha

optiklenz13
09-22-2009, 09:49 PM
oh do e-mails count on this?? hahaha.. i have lots at work.. LMAO!!!!

towelsnap
09-22-2009, 10:23 PM
If you want her email address I'll post it you can get great nuddie pics hahahaha so she says


To become a security guard - pay $80 to get a license and apply as a rent o cop lol

If you want a high paying secuirty job get 2+ years of criminology apply write multiple test, and panel interviews and your golden .... where you wanna go is nuculear security at the BRUCE lol 75k a year and carry a mp5 woop woop just waiting for this or corrections/policing



how am I gonna post pics of her without getting fired lol .... for starters she'd probably flash the grandma boobs...lol Just looking at her I almost puked... I did tell my patrol officer it he wanted pics too lol

JSI
09-23-2009, 09:44 AM
AOB?
i used to work at the one at heartland town centre in miss

Atrium on Bay (Yonge and Dundas).

leungly
09-23-2009, 09:47 AM
What I'm getting from this is dumb people ultimately prove to others how dumb or incompetent they really are.

k-existence
09-23-2009, 10:01 AM
yahoo answers ... wow
http://www.magazine13.com/the-best-of-yahoo-answers/

here is a preview LOL
http://www.magazine13.com/img/fun/the-best-of-yahoo-answers/the-best-of-yahoo-answers23.jpg
http://www.magazine13.com/img/fun/the-best-of-yahoo-answers/the-best-of-yahoo-answers06.jpg

FoXy
09-23-2009, 10:08 AM
lmao

optiklenz13
09-23-2009, 11:26 AM
her:

Ok that makes sense sorry about that (just the start tom my day)
Thanks

-----Original Message-----
From: Me
Sent: Wednesday, September 23, 2009 9:16 AM
To: Her
Subject: RE:


I have forwarded this to Partner Application Management and copied you.

Thanks.

Ash

-----Original Message-----
From: Her
Sent: Wednesday, September 23, 2009 11:08 AM
To: Me
Subject: RE:

??? there is nothing below

-----Original Message-----
From: Me
Sent: Wednesday, September 23, 2009 9:04 AM
To: some department
Cc: Her
Subject: FW:
Importance: High


Please see below.

-----Original Message-----
From: Her
Sent: Wednesday, September 23, 2009 10:57 AM
To: Me
Subject: FW:
Importance: High

Good Morning

Can someone please have a look into this?
let me know ASAP
Thanks

optiklenz13
09-23-2009, 11:31 AM
Okay, thank you.




--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

From: Me
Sent: Friday, September 18, 2009 3:30 PM
To: Him
Cc:
Subject: RE:


Hi _____,



Not sure what didn’t you understand on my original e-mail. I think I was pretty clear enough. Basically, the tech doesn’t want to go on the new call because the merchant will just show him the door.



The same tech is willing to go again, but he basically wants my company to be aware with regards to the merchant’s attitude towards the tech.



Thanks.



Ash


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

From: Him
Sent: Friday, September 18, 2009 3:22 PM
To: Me
Subject: RE:



Hi Ash,

What would you like me to do here?

Thanks,

_________



--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

From: Me
Sent: Friday, September 18, 2009 3:16 PM
To: Him
Subject: FW: Call#
Importance: High



Hi ______,



Please see below and advise, call # _______, this call was placed yesterday and basically the merchant was abusive and wants a brand new terminal. Can we make sure that the merchant is aware that we are not bringing a device in an unopened box same as a deployment order.



Let me know if it’s ok to send the tech with the replacement device. Also, I would assume that the merchant is aware that he is responsible for the fried VX81.



Thanks.



Ash


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

From: Tech
Sent: Friday, September 18, 2009 2:33 PM
To: Me
Subject: Call# 20090918334



Hi Ash,

We have a service call for (customer name) call # Call# ________, tech was on site yesterday and the customer is extremely rude and was yelling at tech to bring him brand new machine (unopened box)



Currently he is using a 6230 and received a VX81 and he tried to install the VX81 and plugged it in with a 6230 power supply and fried the VX81. The service call is a 4 hour call which is asking to set up the VX81 and train the merchant.



Tech is saying it is impossible to help this call he is keep yelling and asking for a brand new machine and does not let you talk or do the service call.



Please let me know what to do with this service call?



Thanks,

optiklenz13
09-23-2009, 11:32 AM
oh and read from the bottom to top. :P