Dating women from all over the world

[btown-mazda]

A co-worker emailed this to me, thought it was funny.


WHITE WOMEN:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y105/house_conXion/image001.jpg

First date:
You get to kiss her goodnight.

Second date:
You get to grope all over and make out a bit.

Third date:
You get to have sex but only but only when

she wants to and only in the missionary position.






IRISH WOMEN:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y105/house_conXion/image002.jpg
First Date:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.

Second Date:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.

20th Anniversary:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.



ITALIAN WOMEN:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y105/house_conXion/image003.jpg
First Date:
You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.

Second Date:
You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.

Third Date:
You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.

5th Anniversary:
You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.

6th Anniversary:
You find yourself a Mistress.



CHINESE WOMEN:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y105/house_conXion/image004.jpg

First date:
You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.

Second date:
You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.

Third date:
You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing
is ever going to happen.



INDIAN WOMEN:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y105/house_conXion/image005.jpg

First date:
Meet her parents.

Second date:
Set the date of the wedding.

Third date:
Wedding night.




BLACK WOMEN:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y105/house_conXion/image006.jpg
First Date:
You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.

Second Date:
You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.

Third Date:
You get to pay her rent.

Tenth Date:
She's pregnant by someone other than you.



MEXICAN WOMEN:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y105/house_conXion/image007.jpg
First Date:
You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in
the back of her car.

Second Date:
She's pregnant.

Third Date:
She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, her
two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her sister's boyfriend and his
three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.




JEWISH WOMEN:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y105/house_conXion/image008.jpg
First Date:
You will have to spend all your money to impress

Second Date:
You will take a loan to keep the image

Third Date :
Your are broke, she finds someone wealthier




ARAB WOMEN:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y105/house_conXion/image009.jpg
First Date:
Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.

Second Date:
Guy is shot dead.

No third date!!!

[Malcolm991]

That's funny! So true with many of them!

[Hives]

Ahahaha.
That was great

[mleblond]

hahaha nice post, need to forward this shit is too good :chuckle

[gabbygenier]

this is awesome. good one

[btown-mazda]

lol, my favs definitely have to be the Irish, Italian and Mexican.

[Slipstream]

sad thing about the chinese woman is that its true.. =(

[Mazda3X2]

Lmao

[iconicrocket]

Okay, so white and irish women are my best bet.?

[iconicrocket]

sad thing about the chinese woman is that its true.. =(

LMAO.

* scratches chinese woman off of list

[DumpInfo]

hahah love it!

[STeeLy]

LMAO!!!

That was hilarious! There needs to be more though... LOL!

[btown-mazda]

come up with some steely, this was sent to me, I can't take credit for it

[STeeLy]

Well... I can't think of any... but you can send an email back asking for more... LOL

[condor888000]

Irish ain't true. They get blind drunk and pass out. :bang

[STeeLy]

Speaking from experience eh?

[condor888000]

Sister's wedding in fall of 2006. Two cuties who were family friends from the emerald isle. One came to my room. Yeah, she threw up then passed out. That sucked hardcore.

[mazdathree]

hahahaha....just too good!!!....like the chinese and the arab date!

should be voted for a STICKY!!

[Slipstream]

Sister's wedding in fall of 2006. Two cuties who were family friends from the emerald isle. One came to my room. Yeah, she threw up then passed out. That sucked hardcore.
..then you had sex with her?? :gone:chuckle

[Thrizzl3]

LOL! mint..it's no wonder i dont date black girls:whoa

[condor888000]

Black girls get too drunk too. An ex at another wedding got drunk enough that she fell off(was previously on top), and actually fell out of bed. Then passed out.

I gotta stop dating drunks...:gone

[Thrizzl3]

they have way too much attitude..i got treated like trash and one you go black ditch them and never go back..

[condor888000]

To be fair, this girl was only half black...was pretty awesome actually. Except when she was drinking.

Anyway, I do believe I've found the best choice, flip. First time nothing like the above has happened......yet. :chuckle

Oh yeah, stay away from French too, they're just BEYOND screwed up.

[Thrizzl3]

To be fair, this girl was only half black...was pretty awesome actually. Except when she was drinking.

Anyway, I do believe I've found the best choice, flip. First time nothing like the above has happened......yet. :chuckle

Oh yeah, stay away from French too, they're just BEYOND screwed up.

im no where near french my gf is italian:chuckle

[condor888000]

ITALIAN WOMEN:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y105/house_conXion/image003.jpg
First Date:
You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.

Second Date:
You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.

Third Date:
You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.

5th Anniversary:
You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.

6th Anniversary:
You find yourself a Mistress.

Beware...and French/Italian seem similar to me. Not identical, but all insane.

[Thrizzl3]

Beware...and French/Italian seem similar to me. Not identical, but all insane.

my gf disagrees with you she is completely SANE!:)

[condor888000]

You musta lucked out man.

[STeeLy]

Anyway, I do believe I've found the best choice, flip. First time nothing like the above has happened......yet. :chuckle

I dunno dude, Filipinos are like white people with a different skin tone... At least that's from the 3 years of high school where the majority are Filipinos.

[Thrizzl3]

I dunno dude, Filipinos are like white people with a different skin tone...

LOL why do you say that??

[STeeLy]

LOL why do you say that??

From the way they acted, dressed, they are almost exactly like white people, the girls anyway...

[Thrizzl3]

From the way they acted, dressed, they are almost exactly like white people, the girls anyway...

true say..so irish girls are HARDCORE partygoers is that truth or fiction

[x_o_k_x]

LMAO!! arab one is funny! I prefer white chick and she looks hot! My gf is Italian..

[condor888000]

Matt, thats what makes them awesome. Act like white girls, EXCEPT for sex.:hawt


true say..so irish girls are HARDCORE partygoers is that truth or fiction

100% truth. I come from an Irish background and I have 3 sisters, two were actually born in Ireland, me and the youngest sister were born in Canada. Oldest two have gotten married. Both weddings were open bars. Both times the bars RAN OUT of all alcohol. Beer, wine, shooters, hard liquor, everything. Luckily there was a pub next door at the first one so we left the reception hall and moved to the pub. Second time it ran out at midnight, so everyone was already trashed and we just kept up the antics till we were booted from the hall.

I also have a third sister who is responsible for getting me into a Mississauga bar and smashed when I was 16.

I have NEVER had more fun than when partying with sisters/other Irish relations/Irish friends. Everyone's laid back, they just love having fun. With some people you get the entire ego thing going, I've yet to see it happen with the Irish. They just start drinking MORE when they're mad so they can forget about it.

[Thrizzl3]

100% truth. I come from an Irish background and I have 3 sisters, two were actually born in Ireland, me and the youngest sister were born in Canada. Oldest two have gotten married. Both weddings were open bars. Both times the bars RAN OUT of all alcohol. Beer, wine, shooters, hard liquor, everything. Luckily there was a pub next door at the first one so we left the reception hall and moved to the pub. Second time it ran out at midnight, so everyone was already trashed and we just kept up the antics till we were booted from the hall.

I also have a third sister who is responsible for getting me into a Mississauga bar and smashed when I was 16.

I have NEVER had more fun than when partying with sisters/other Irish relations/Irish friends. Everyone's laid back, they just love having fun. With some people you get the entire ego thing going, I've yet to see it happen with the Irish. They just start drinking MORE when they're mad so they can forget about it.

wow talk about alcoholics!:chuckle

[condor888000]

You have no idea man...

Know the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk at the funeral. That's not a joke!:whoa

[Thrizzl3]

You have no idea man...

Know the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk at the funeral. That's not a joke!:whoa

they actually get drunk at a funeral?:whoa I never knew that!

[STeeLy]

If something good happens, you drink to celebrate

If something bad happens, you drink to drown your sorrows. LOL


Matt, thats what makes them awesome. Act like white girls, EXCEPT for sex.:hawt
Well, I've never dated or slept with a flip... so I'll take your word for it... for now.

[Thrizzl3]

If something good happens, you drink to celebrate

If something bad happens, you drink to drown your sorrows. LOL
.

damn:chuckle

[STeeLy]

damn:chuckle

You can always find a reason to drink Phil... always, no matter what.

[Thrizzl3]

You can always find a reason to drink Phil... always, no matter what.

i don't drink..im alcoholic free:)

[JohnyGT]

Totally cracked me up, lol

[STeeLy]

i don't drink..im alcoholic free:)

ahaa, that's your choice and I respect it. But for those of us who do drink... you can always find a reason... like:

- Oh my life is too dull, let's drink

- My life is so exciting, let's drink

- I'm not drunk yet, let's keep drinking

- I'm HAMMERED, let's keep drinking

- I haven't drank anything today, I'll drink

- I've already drank so much today, lets keep going, drink!

Disclaimer: I am not an alcoholic, nor do I condone excessive drinking. Please drink in moderation and don't drink and operate a motor vehicle.
*This message, brought to you by the guy who probably drank too much and decided it was a good idea to light his pants on fire near his crotch area and getting them stomped on*

[Darkfrosty7]

my gf disagrees with you she is completely SANE!:)

wait what? what girlfriend lol

[btown-mazda]

yeah, lets see some pictars to prove your not lying

lol

[DumpInfo]

yeah, lets see some pictars to prove your not lying

lol

:chuckle - here that? post some pics hahaha

[Thrizzl3]

wait what? what girlfriend lol


yeah, lets see some pictars to prove your not lying

lol


:chuckle - here that? post some pics hahaha

are you guys talking about my gf???..check my facebook:chuckle

[btown-mazda]

sorry, don't have facebook

[Thrizzl3]

this is her:)
http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq273/guranteed_justice/melissaa.jpg

[DumpInfo]

I love what you did in your room....great colour :chuckle

[btown-mazda]

ooohhh, spicy i like it

[btown-mazda]

hey phil, what hs did you go to in Malton?

[Thrizzl3]

Ascension of our lord secondary school

[btown-mazda]

no shit, i graduated there in '99 stayed an extra year for O.A.C. Where you there pre or post renovation?

[Thrizzl3]

edit

[btown-mazda]

no phil, i meant were you at Ascension before or after they renovated the school?

[Thrizzl3]

no phil, i meant were you at Ascension before or after they renovated the school?

Oh lol my bad I was there both before and after the renovation

[Kris]

Damn thats so true

[Luxury_Tax]

Stereotypes = funny :chuckle

[Slipstream]

this is her:)
http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq273/guranteed_justice/melissaa.jpg

YOU LIAR PHIL THATS A PIC OF MY GF! :chuckle:gone

jking haha she looks cute phil!

[ShortBus]

what's the difference between irish and white, besides the name?

[SSmoked]

what's the difference between irish and white, besides the name?

mad amounts of alcohol in the blood. lol

[mdass52]

Hey hey what about west indian girls! (much different then east indian). I'll brief u guys, lol.

First Date: Keep your distance, they slap.

Second Date: Only kiss back if they kiss first.

Third Date: If you've gotten this far, you're set


:chuckle

[Malcolm991]

Hey hey what about west indian girls! (much different then east indian). I'll brief u guys, lol.

First Date: Keep your distance, they slap.

Second Date: Only kiss back if they kiss first.

Third Date: If you've gotten this far, you're set


:chuckle

So true!:bana2