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Cardinal Fang
04-15-2009, 04:47 PM
From:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/norway/5149472/Norwegian-man-caught-having-sex-with-girlfriend-while-driving-at-100mph.html

"The unnamed couple, a 28-year-old man and a 22-year-old woman, were caught in the act late on Easter Sunday by traffic police on the E18 highway, some 25 miles west of Oslo.

Officers who clocked the couple's silver Mazda 323 racing at 133 kilometres per hour in a 100 zone realised they were doing more than just breaking the speed limit, police told AFP.


It was veering from one side to the other because the woman was sitting on the man's lap while he was driving and doing the act, shall we say," said Tor Stein Hagen, a superintendent with Soendre Buskerund district police.


"He couldn't see much because her back was in the way," he added.
"Why they did it on a highway with such a high risk we don't know."
After following the couple for nearly a kilometre, officers pulled the car over at a service station.


"We have taken away his driving licence because of the danger that he caused," Mr Hagen said.


Prosecutors will decide within the next week what his punishment will be, with police having filmed the incident to use as evidence against the driver.
Mr Hagen said he expected the man to face a fine of "several thousand Norwegian crowns" and a lengthy driving ban."


I'm not sure what impresses me more. The fact that they almost managed to pull this off or that a Mazda323 can go that fast.

Jeff-TheBiz
04-15-2009, 04:50 PM
I'm not sure what impresses me more. The fact that they almost managed to pull this off or that a Mazda323 can go that fast.

Impresses me that a 28yr can get laid if he owns a 323.. :)

Cardinal Fang
04-15-2009, 04:51 PM
*Rimshot*

Fobio
04-15-2009, 04:51 PM
I thought the 323 is 28-yrs old...

Thrizzl3
04-15-2009, 04:51 PM
lmao guess they couldn't wait :chuckle how would you and broli pull that off:gone

Cardinal Fang
04-15-2009, 04:52 PM
Seriously, was that necessary? Apart from the obvious answer being yes, was it really necessary? :)

This thread is worthless without video.

Fobio
04-15-2009, 04:54 PM
@ 133km/h in a 323, I guess they were both trying to come as fast as they can...lol..

Thrizzl3
04-15-2009, 04:55 PM
@ 133km/h in a 323, I guess they were both trying to come as fast as they can...lol..

geeeeez fobio:whoaLMAO

Cardinal Fang
04-15-2009, 04:55 PM
At 133km/hr in a 323 proper use of the shift knob is essential.

Fobio and I are taking our act on the road next week.

Fobio
04-15-2009, 04:57 PM
there's a special place in hell for me...and I'm saving a spot for Cardi right beside me... =)

Thrizzl3
04-15-2009, 04:58 PM
Fobio and I are taking our act on the road next week.

I can sing a song but you might take offence to it and suckerpunch me in the nads and ban me:chuckle

133km/h hmmm i wonder if they were doing it in the fast lane

iconicrocket
04-15-2009, 05:10 PM
Wonder how hot the girl is, if you're risky your life at 133km/h in a 323?

DumpInfo
04-15-2009, 05:12 PM
heh, getting some while driving...even I wouldn't attempt that. Oh well, good for the idiot that got caught.

And yeah, where's the video at? :P

SSmoked
04-15-2009, 05:30 PM
:ttiwwp

lol wow this couple is epic. doing the dirty while driving 133km/h. the guys a straight up pimp

Shotta-KB
04-15-2009, 06:02 PM
Pure skills or just Plain Crazy? Either way dude was definitely planning to "come" out of this real fast and real happy!

Thrizzl3
04-15-2009, 06:08 PM
Pure skills or just Plain Crazy? Either way dude was definitely planning to "come" out of this real fast and real happy!

dirty minded:AH:chuckle

Shotta-KB
04-15-2009, 06:15 PM
dirty minded:AH:chuckle
No no no...I spelt it the correct way so YOU are the dirty one :whoa...lol

Thrizzl3
04-15-2009, 06:16 PM
No no no...I spelt it the correct way so YOU are the dirty one :whoa...lol

HA! nice one kurt:flaming

Soyabean
04-15-2009, 09:10 PM
Wow. I gotta ask him to teach me. Im pretty sure i would have slowed down if i was him unless i had cruise control on. Like i can multitask but DAM..... I have to bow down to him

JMAK74
04-15-2009, 09:21 PM
Do I have a story to tell you guys about the 323 I rented and the broad I picked up in Norway...

STeeLy
04-15-2009, 09:36 PM
I am almost sure the 323 in Europe is better known as the Protege here... almost sure of it.

Shotta-KB
04-15-2009, 09:39 PM
Do I have a story to tell you guys about the 323 I rented and the broad I picked up in Norway...

I think there is a video :whoa about your story JMAK...:chuckle I'm still waiting to see the evidence

JMAK74
04-15-2009, 09:43 PM
I think there is a video :whoa about your story JMAK...:chuckle I'm still waiting to see the evidence

I am a master at disguises and so long as the girl is hot... yeah that was me...

Shotta-KB
04-15-2009, 09:46 PM
I am almost sure the 323 in Europe is better known as the Protege here... almost sure of it.

I thought the 323 is the older shape to what we know as the protege...isn't it? I remember those things from like the early to mid 90s with the big UGLY solid red rear reflectors across the trunk!!

http://designercars.nl/biler/Mazda-323F-20.jpg

oh better yet remember this shape?

http://www.edmunds.com/pictures/VEHICLE/1990/Mazda/3166/1990.mazda.323.6860-396x249.jpg

Shotta-KB
04-15-2009, 09:48 PM
I am a master at disguises and so long as the girl is hot... yeah that was me...

hahaha good 1...good thing you escape from Norway, huh?? lol

STeeLy
04-15-2009, 09:55 PM
I thought the 323 is the older shape to what we know as the protege...isn't it? I remember those things from like the early to mid 90s with the big UGLY solid red rear reflectors across the trunk!!

http://designercars.nl/biler/Mazda-323F-20.jpg

oh better yet remember this shape?

http://www.edmunds.com/pictures/VEHICLE/1990/Mazda/3166/1990.mazda.323.6860-396x249.jpg

I've seen about 3 - 4 of those 1990 323s here in Ottawa.

As for the first one... haven't really seen that shape. I know in Hong Kong, the 323 is exactly the same as a Protege here.

She_Prime
04-16-2009, 06:34 PM
Wonder how hot the girl is, if you're risky your life at 133km/h in a 323?

Maybe she wasn't good looking... maybe he was trying to get it over and done and get her home as fast as possible. Less awkward silence time.

Shotta-KB
04-16-2009, 06:57 PM
Maybe she wasn't good looking... maybe he was trying to get it over and done and get her home as fast as possible. Less awkward silence time.

Now that is genius...why didn't I think of that? Oh yea, the cops may get me factor...lol

Go_Habs_Go
04-16-2009, 06:58 PM
hahaha what a great find Cardi! Great story and as long as no one got hurt, then hey...

Hope they were at least using protection (other than the air bags lol).

JMAK74
04-16-2009, 07:07 PM
hahaha good 1...good thing you escape from Norway, huh?? lol


I am a master at disguises and so long as the girl is hot... yeah that was me...


Maybe she wasn't good looking... maybe he was trying to get it over and done and get her home as fast as possible. Less awkward silence time.

Do you know how long it took me... I mean how long it would take a 323 to hit those speeds? We, I mean they, probably had tons of time to be going at it.

:chuckle

Noisy Crow
04-16-2009, 07:31 PM
Air bags.:gone

Reaper
04-17-2009, 12:52 AM
lolo...nice

silvermist99
04-17-2009, 07:35 AM
I know in asia, the protege is called the 323 up until the mazda 3 came out in 04~. It could have been a 03 "protege"

3GFX
04-17-2009, 10:04 AM
Some people need to go that extra mile (over the limit) to get their jolies ;)

jaimie08mazda3
04-17-2009, 12:52 PM
im wondering which is older. the car or the guy... or why would a 22 year old bang a 28 year old guy in a 323... what a saaad world we live in

silvermist99
04-17-2009, 12:56 PM
im wondering which is older. the car or the guy... or why would a 22 year old bang a 28 year old guy in a 323... what a saaad world we live in

The "protege" is called 323 overseas till 2004 when the Mazda3 came.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3282/2712248701_dcf8dd6388.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3275/2802136103_8a32c2ac1a.jpg
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/27/90048682_376686ffbc.jpg

jaimie08mazda3
04-17-2009, 12:58 PM
The "protege" is called 323 overseas till 2004 when the Mazda3 came.

true. but i have a question... did he blow before or after the cops pulled him over HAR HAR HAR

silvermist99
04-17-2009, 01:04 PM
true. but i have a question... did he blow before or after the cops pulled him over HAR HAR HAR

before and after:chuckle:pop:gone

oh and when you are 28, you'll understand that it is not hard to pick 22 yrs old up lol

jaimie08mazda3
04-17-2009, 01:24 PM
HOLD ON OFFICER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH okay ill go in peace

Soyabean
04-17-2009, 02:18 PM
true. but i have a question... did he blow before or after the cops pulled him over HAR HAR HAR

hahah possibly blew his load before and shit himself after?

Thrizzl3
04-17-2009, 02:19 PM
true. but i have a question... did he blow before or after the cops pulled him over HAR HAR HAR

LMAO! WHAT! why does it matter

jaimie08mazda3
04-17-2009, 02:39 PM
sorry officer i need to clean up.. give me a minute hahahahaha

Shotta-KB
04-17-2009, 03:51 PM
HOLD ON OFFICER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH okay ill go in peace

LMAO...good 1

jaimie08mazda3
04-17-2009, 06:00 PM
you gotta think though how hard would it be to have sex while driving, like road head okay... but sex while driving AT 130 KM/HR. you gotta be retarded to do that. makes me think that jason statham shoulda done some shit like that in the movie crank. sweet

Chesms3
04-18-2009, 03:56 PM
Sex, Driving fast..... only thing missing is food!!!

Zoom Zoom Boy
04-20-2009, 11:48 PM
Sex, Driving fast..... only thing missing is food!!!

I don't allow food in my cars...:chuckle

STeeLy
04-21-2009, 09:44 AM
But... didn't they eat enough during foreplay as it is? Who needs MORE food?

jaimie08mazda3
04-21-2009, 11:46 AM
she got her percentage of calcium as it is. as for him he may have ate out before the cop pulled him over but its not clear at this point haha

FoXy
04-21-2009, 12:36 PM
she got her percentage of calcium as it is. as for him he may have ate out before the cop pulled him over but its not clear at this point haha

Protein, I think you mean PROTEIN... lol

STeeLy
04-21-2009, 12:47 PM
Foxy is right... protein is correct.

Jeff-TheBiz
04-21-2009, 12:51 PM
okay.... this thread has gone a little bit into the wrong lane...

lets keep it a little cleaner or I may have to lock it up.

Cardinal Fang
04-21-2009, 01:13 PM
If you guys get one of my threads closed I'm going medevil on your asses! Do you realize how long it takes to find a news story like that?

It was funny, relevant to Mazda's and it involved sex. That people, is the trifecta of posting at it only comes around once in a while. :chuckle

FoXy
04-21-2009, 01:20 PM
lol agreed, lets keep it rated PG 13!! haha

jaimie08mazda3
04-21-2009, 01:51 PM
Protein, I think you mean PROTEIN... lol

RIGHT RIGHT PROTIEN.. oh wait 2 moderators... uh oh. wait that was kinda pg-13... but anyway i cant believe that... he mustve used cruise control that would be the only explanation i got

bunchi
04-21-2009, 03:12 PM
oh Jaimie the one caught was not you???

jaimie08mazda3
04-21-2009, 03:57 PM
ummmm well this exact arcticle... but i was caught once in my car... not driving though in my old school parking lot.. the cop was like OH ummmmm ill wait for you. so he kinda laughed and apologized for kinda well seeing me and her naked.. told us to leave and we did... finished up at her hosue in her driveway :D. but thats a whole different thing... now ive don ea few things while driving... but i may get in trouble for saying what they are.. yea.

bunchi
04-21-2009, 04:25 PM
I knew you'd come out lol!!! from where I came from I had 5% tints all around, incl. front windshield... end of story...

jaimie08mazda3
04-21-2009, 04:53 PM
i didnt have tints :D. cop just saw my car moving around didnt know what it was and saw. LOL we made his day

JMAK74
04-21-2009, 07:52 PM
oh Jaimie the one caught was not you???

ERRR - it was me (so long as the girl was hawt)! :chuckles

Realizes Mrs. JMAK74 is right behind him as he finishes typing...

jaimie08mazda3
04-21-2009, 09:54 PM
*looks back as the girlfriend reads what i wrote.* i never erm told her :P. well untill now

bunchi
04-22-2009, 01:24 PM
maybe it was Jaimie and JMAK doin it lol

**runs away**

jaimie08mazda3
04-22-2009, 01:27 PM
*bans bunchi for that statement.*

kaval
04-22-2009, 06:32 PM
The comments in this thread are funnier than the actual subject. Nonetheless, they........ah nevermind LOL

jaimie08mazda3
04-22-2009, 10:29 PM
:chuckle i am to please

Thrizzl3
04-22-2009, 11:18 PM
:chuckle i am to please

you am to please or aim to please:chuckle

jaimie08mazda3
04-23-2009, 10:48 AM
well depending on who its for :P.