Tim Hortons breakfast sandwich

[EastYork3]

Wow. I am in the middle of eating a sausage breakfast sandwich from Tim Hortons and have to say, it's good.

I feel like a dirt ball, but it tastes great.

I know...it's a stupid thing to post but...you should try one.

[crystal8484]

I did last year and almost instantly regretted it. I could just feel my arteries clogging with every breath. LOL

Calories: 510
Fat: 33 g

...............Although I do agree it was dynamite!! hahaa all the bad stuff usually is.

[Broli]

you know, it is damn delicious, but one day would kill you in 5 months, lol

[Thrizzl3]

not me i stay home and enjoy my PB&J :)

[FoXy]

Im sorry but it cant top MdDicks sausage and egg McMuffin... mmmm ;)

Its a winky face... hahaha

[AskClaudio.com]

Yeah its really damn tassty. But the best breakfast spot is Cora's went to the one in Pickering not too long ago, so damn good!

[tweak_s]

Yeah its really damn tassty. But the best breakfast spot is Cora's went to the one in Pickering not too long ago, so damn good!

and Cora's depending on what you get can be much healthier than Timmies or McDicks.

[mzkaye729]

im sorry but it cant top mddicks sausage and egg mcmuffin... Mmmm ;)

chyeaaaaa ! +1 !

[insaini]

timmies breakfast sandwich > Mcdicks egg mcmuffin ...

more fat .. taste better!

[EastYork3]

I feel gross now.

[chinsterr]

and Cora's depending on what you get can be much healthier than Timmies or McDicks.

And also more expensive

[AskClaudio.com]

I feel gross now.

LOL! Number 2 a calling?

[Thrizzl3]

LOL! Number 2 a calling?

unnecessary!

[crystal8484]

Im sorry but it cant top MdDicks sausage and egg McMuffin... mmmm ;)

Its a winky face... hahaha

ha ha ha... you said.......... winky!

[AskClaudio.com]

unnecessary!

Ah come on man, someone had to say it.

[EastYork3]

LOL Gino...

I better have a salad for lunch. OR should I just screw it and get a hot dog from the guy at Bay and Bloor? LOL

[AskClaudio.com]

ouch man street meat never a good option, unless you come down to city hall and get a dog and fries from the truck, now thats good eating!

[Fobio]

are the girls talking dirty in here and all you bonehead guys don't catch on?!...lol...

[AskClaudio.com]

LOL! I really thought Foxy liked the sausage and egg, but 10-4, I read her loud and clear.

[tweak_s]

And also more expensive

totally agree. :whoa * remembers bill

[FoXy]

lol you boys are twisted....

but ohhh ya, you knew what I was saying ;) lol :pop

[ElegantGremlin]

lol you boys are twisted....

but ohhh ya, you knew what I was saying ;) lol :pop

Any time you use the word 'sausage' in conjunction with 'like' you're bound to get this kind of reaction.

[STeeLy]

Its a winky face... hahaha

Actually, there's a funny story with the Mac Snack Wrap radio commercial...

I was picking up a friend of mine and a little bit after I got to her house and told her I was outside, the Mac snack wrap commercial comes on the radio.

I don't remember how it starts, but it ends with "hmmm... I like that special sauce."

As soon as she opens the door and gets into the car, that line starts! And she just looks at me... gives me the WTF look and laughs

but... :OT
Tim's Breakfast sandwiches are awesome! And trust me, if you think that will clog up your arteries, you haven't had Bacon Explosion yet...

[FoXy]

Actually, there's a funny story with the Mac Snack Wrap radio commercial...

I was picking up a friend of mine and a little bit after I got to her house and told her I was outside, the Mac snack wrap commercial comes on the radio.

I don't remember how it starts, but it ends with "hmmm... I like that special sauce."

As soon as she opens the door and gets into the car, that line starts! And she just looks at me... gives me the WTF look and laughs

but... :OT
Tim's Breakfast sandwiches are awesome! And trust me, if you think that will clog up your arteries, you haven't had Bacon Explosion yet...

lol that is the funniest thing I have heard all day hahahaha :chuckle

[EastYork3]

feel so tired now......must do work......get sense of accomplishment out of day....arrrrrgh!

j/k, I'm fine. But no more sausage in my mouth for the rest of the day...That was a freebie for Fobio...LOL...I hope that doesn't get him excited...cuz I'm a dude.

[Fobio]

j/k, I'm fine. But no more sausage in my mouth for the rest of the day...

there's always tomorrow my friend...

btw, guys, titillate the ladies, not other guys...

yes, I said titillate...go look it up...lol...

[EastYork3]

LOL...titillate

[FoXy]

haha you guys are nerds... :chuckle

[AskClaudio.com]

there's always tomorrow my friend...

btw, guys, titillate the ladies, not other guys...

yes, I said titillate...go look it up...lol...

I like your style.

[AskClaudio.com]

From Urban Dictionary

1. (http://titillate.urbanup.com/1244276) titillate 27 up (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=titillate#), 7 down (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=titillate#)http://static3.urbandictionary.com/images/thumbsup.gif?1242858900 (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=titillate#)http://static1.urbandictionary.com/images/thumbsdown.gif?1242858900 (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=titillate#)1.To stimulate by touching lightly; tickle.
2.To excite (another) pleasurably, superficially or erotically.
i titillate your mom last night and she enjoyed it

[mazdabetty]

^ ahhahahahhahha

[ElegantGremlin]

Also from Urban Dictionary:

titillate - To excite or arouse. Well-known for its first three letters.
Mai's rack titillated her opponent.

[EastYork3]

Mai's rack titillated her opponent.

LOL, her opponent? what were they involved in? Some sort of competition?

[STeeLy]

She used her tits to arouse her opponent.

So they probably were in some sort of competition.

Maybe it was a "ho" down

[FoXy]

Who doesnt love it when ho's get down?? lol haha

[EastYork3]

hahaha....if anyone's looking for a ho down judge, let me know.

[FoXy]

For some reason I just thought of mud wrestling... hahahaha:pop

[Junior]

When did this topic become so win!

[crystal8484]

BAHAHAHAH best thread of the week!!!!!!!!

It started off so innocent...

[FoXy]

Lmao

[EastYork3]

Seriously! All I wanted to do was share my rather bad for my heart breakfast...

[ElegantGremlin]

Seriously! All I wanted to do was share my rather bad for my heart breakfast...

These are the best threads on forums.. ones that start out about breakfast sandwiches and end up about tits.

[AskClaudio.com]

I couldn't have said it better myself. Or maybe I could.

"HOOTERS, HOOTERS - YUM YUM YUM; HOOTERS, HOOTERS - ON A GIRL THAT IS DUMB" :hawt

[EastYork3]

Wow.

[mazdabetty]

But wouldn't it be better to have hooters on a girl that is not dumb? :whoa

[AskClaudio.com]

But wouldn't it be better to have hooters on a girl that is not dumb? :whoa

Oh yes of course but it was a song from Al Bundy a-la Married with Children, relax people, just a joke. :bang

[mazdabetty]

hahahha, ahhh yeah, thank god for TV Tropolis.

[STeeLy]

These are the best threads on forums.. ones that start out about breakfast sandwiches and end up about tits.

Doesn't even have to start out about Breakfast Sandwiches...

Someone's goal should be turn every forum in the off topic to somehow end up being about them funbags... LOL

[EastYork3]

I can't believe my 200th post is in this silly thread. LOL

[FoXy]

Most threads like this turn dirty... Im ok with that lol haha

[Fobio]

Most threads like this turn dirty... Im ok with that lol haha

you're alright :bana

[AskClaudio.com]

Most threads like this turn dirty... Im ok with that lol haha

LOL! Mmmmmm you know what I'll leave that comment alone since I don't know you yet LOL!

[FoXy]

:chucklelol hahaha I have a twisted sense of humour, thats all

[AskClaudio.com]

:chucklelol hahaha I have a twisted sense of humour, thats all

Now usually I don't like given away freebess, but I will also let that slide under the crack.

[FoXy]

lol I cant say anything right here can I?? haha

[Junior]

Under what nao?

[crystal8484]

Most threads like this turn dirty... Im ok with that lol haha

+1 meeeee too. Muahaha

That's what happens when you work with a bunch of dooods who at the mention of the word boobies they giggle.

[SilentJay]

http://recipesforkellysmith.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/b-bagel-img.jpg


Wonder if you can make a McGangBang out of a few breakfast sandwhiches...


For those who don't know what that is:
Linky! (http://www.eatmedaily.com/2009/03/the-mcgangbang-a-mcchicken-sandwich-inside-a-double-cheeseburger/)

[ElegantGremlin]

+1 meeeee too. Muahaha

That's what happens when you work with a bunch of dooods who at the mention of the word boobies they giggle.

Teehee.. boobies.

[STeeLy]

Nothing wrong when females heads are in the gutter too...

Sometimes, it's a fun place to be when your head is in the gutter.

[AskClaudio.com]

http://recipesforkellysmith.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/b-bagel-img.jpg


Wonder if you can make a McGangBang out of a few breakfast sandwhiches...


For those who don't know what that is:
Linky! (http://www.eatmedaily.com/2009/03/the-mcgangbang-a-mcchicken-sandwich-inside-a-double-cheeseburger/)

WOW thats wicked, call up your patent agent on that, thats real smooth.

[MistaChin]

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/breasts-demotivational-posters.jpg

now THATS one hell of a breakfast sandwich

[ElegantGremlin]

Eeww. I would never order a McGangBang.

[Fobio]

I'm sad to see that McGangBang has no relations to McLovin'...


It's kind of like having a threesome with two ugly chicks. While it's happening you're stoked, because hey threesome!!! But once you're finished it kinda sinks in about what you've done.

I'm all in for the McSnatch...you know, the McChicken/Filet o'Fish...look like chicken...

[EastYork3]

Maybe I should add NSFW to the title of this thread, LOL

[AskClaudio.com]

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/breasts-demotivational-posters.jpg

now THATS one hell of a breakfast sandwich

Those are mosquito bites. I would post some really hot pics, but I don't want to offend anyone, unless I get full consent from the forum gods to do so, then by all means I shall, and oh they are 100% real, from my personal banker at the BMO downtown...

[MistaChin]

Those are mosquito bites. I would post some really hot pics, but I don't want to offend anyone, unless I get full consent from the forum gods to do so, then by all means I shall, and oh they are 100% real, from my personal banker at the BMO downtown...

wait which BMO downtown..

and PM those pics over yo!

[AskClaudio.com]

LOL easy now, I can not send just to one member, it is full disclosure baby. BMO at First Canadian Place.

[MistaChin]

LOL easy now, I can not send just to one member, it is full disclosure baby. BMO at First Canadian Place.

Ok, next AA meet will be at BMO First Canadian Place for 11am.

So many hot bankers!

[ElegantGremlin]

Once EastYork3 adds a NSFW, anything is fair.

[MistaChin]

EastYork3...you now know what you must do

[AskClaudio.com]

Ok, next AA meet will be at BMO First Canadian Place for 11am.

So many hot bankers!

LOL! Just came from the bank, she wasn't in today :bang