Programs down at work

[crystal8484]

Sooooooooooooo as the title suggests the main programs that I use to do my job are down and out. At least surfing the forums/net doesn't seem so devious now. hahahaha

Somone entertain me!!!!!

[JonsMazda]

you can kill time at redflagdeals.ca

I do it all the time at work :bana

[ElegantGremlin]

:bana2:bana2:bana:bana2:bana:bana2:bana:bana2:bana

[Go_Habs_Go]

entertain you? hmmm...you'll have to get your webcam ready! :chuckle

[mazdabetty]

It's always hard when someone asks you to entertain them... Cuz then the pressure is on, you're afraid to disappoint.

hahahhaha

Here is my shot. Random fact of the day:

"Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet (2 m) away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush."

Hmmmmm

[marvin24k]

OMG am gonna measure the distance tonight!!!


It's always hard when someone asks you to entertain them... Cuz then the pressure is on, you're afraid to disappoint.

hahahhaha

Here is my shot. Random fact of the day:

"Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet (2 m) away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush."

Hmmmmm

[marvin24k]

ShamWow Guy in Jail

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMMxIAn_76g

[nitsuji]

If you have a REALLY long time to kill, you can watch a 1:33 minute You tube video. Not 1 minute...that's right. 1 HOUR.

http://www.youtube.com/homeproject

[marvin24k]

Woah...this on is for the ladies:

http://www.luxist.com/2007/03/11/louis-vuitton-tribute-patchwork-bag-worlds-most-expensive-ha/

[crystal8484]

entertain you? hmmm...you'll have to get your webcam ready! :chuckle

En contraire!! you have to entertain me, therefore dance monkey, dance!!!

[crystal8484]

It's always hard when someone asks you to entertain them... Cuz then the pressure is on, you're afraid to disappoint.

hahahhaha

Here is my shot. Random fact of the day:

"Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet (2 m) away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush."

Hmmmmm

Fail. I must be full of shit at this point.. lol... definitely not 2m away. But it's in the cupboard?? closed... maybe that helps.. hahaha

[AskClaudio.com]

Sooooooooooooo as the title suggests the main programs that I use to do my job are down and out. At least surfing the forums/net doesn't seem so devious now. hahahaha

Somone entertain me!!!!!

Well aren't you lucky! You should just go home early to take an extended lunch on a patio somewhere :bana2

[crystal8484]

Well aren't you lucky! You should just go home early to take an extended lunch on a patio somewhere :bana2

hahaha well not right now.. this thunderstorm is craaaaaaaaaazy :loco

[b.rabbit]

hahaha well not right now.. this thunderstorm is craaaaaaaaaazy :loco

That storm was AWESOME!

[SilentJay]

Feel free to visit my fine e-city in your spare time :P

Scenic (http://h00kerville.myminicity.com/)

[JashiK]

Where you all located? I'm at 401 and Erin Mills Pkwy and no thunderstorm here yet. I'm waiting for it as I've got a killer headache cuz of the pressure. I need it to storm like a mofo.

[Fuman]

www.fmylife.com
that typically never fails to entertain

[b.rabbit]

Where you all located? I'm at 401 and Erin Mills Pkwy and no thunderstorm here yet. I'm waiting for it as I've got a killer headache cuz of the pressure. I need it to storm like a mofo.

I'm at Yonge/Eglinton. All is quiet here now. Storm passed through in like 30mins. LOL

[optiklenz13]

here you are..

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I had
forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered,
saying
'Hello.'
I politely said, 'This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn
Carter?'
Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear
'Get the right f***ing number!' and the phone was slammed down on
me.

I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude.When I tracked down
Robyn 's correct number to call her, and after hanging up with her, I
decided to call the 'wrong' number again.

When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled 'You're an *******!'
and hung up.

I wrote his number down with the word '*******' next to it, and put
it in my desk drawer.

Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad
day, I'd call him up and yell, 'You're an *******!'

It always cheered me up.When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my
therapeutic '*******' calling would have to stop.
So, I called his number and said, 'Hi, this is John Smith from the
telephone company, I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller
ID Program?'

He yelled 'NO!'and slammed down the phone.
I quickly called him back and said, 'That's because you're an
*******!' and hung up.

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking
spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had
patiently waited for.

I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but
the idiot ignored me. I noticed a 'For Sale ' sign in his back window, so
I wrote down his number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first ******* (I
had his number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd better call the BMW
*******, too.

I said, 'Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?'
He said, 'Yes, it is.'

I then asked, 'Can you tell me where I can see it?'
He said as sweetly as he could,'Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd ,
in Fairfax . It's a yellow ranch style house and the car's parked right
out in front.'

I asked, 'What's your name?' He said, 'My name is Don Hansen,'
I asked, 'When's a good time to catch you, Don?' He said, 'I'm
home every evening after five'


I said, 'Listen, Don, can I tell you something?' He said, 'Yes, of
course you can?'


I said, 'Don, you're an *******!' Then I hung up, and added his
number to my speed dial, too.

Now, when I had a problem, I had two *******s to call. Then I
came up with an idea...I called ******* #1.He said,'Hello.' I said,
'You're an *******!' (But I didn't hang up.)
He asked, 'Are you still there?'
I said, 'Yeah!'
He screamed, 'Stop calling me'.
I said, 'Make me,'
He asked,'Who are you?'
I said,'My name is Don Hansen.'
He said, 'Yeah? Where do you live?'
I said, '*******, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd , in Fairfax , a
yellow ranch style home and I have a black Beamer parked in front.'
He said, 'I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start
saying your prayers.'


I said, 'Yeah, like I'm really scared, *******,' and hung up.

Then I called ******* #2.

He said, 'Hello?'
I said, 'Hello, *******,'
He yelled, 'If I ever find out who you are...'
I said,'You'll what?'
He exclaimed,'I'll kick your ass,'
I answered,'Well, *******, here's your chance.I'm coming over right
now.'

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I
lived at 34 Oaktree Blvd , in Fairfax , and that I was on my way over
there to kill my gay lover.Then I called Channel 7 News about the gang war
going down in Oaktree Blvd in Fairfax .
I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax .
I got there just in time to watch two *******s beating the crap out
of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and
surrounded by a news crew.

NOW I feel much better. Anger management really does work.

[JashiK]

heard in hamilton there was hail the size of golfballs.

[JashiK]

here you are..
NOW I feel much better. Anger management really does work.
Quite the funny read :)

[STeeLy]

Now... how can you beat optiklenz's story with hails the size of golf balls in Hamilton, it just can't happen.

[Go_Habs_Go]

En contraire!! you have to entertain me, therefore dance monkey, dance!!!

Well that's what I was planning on doing, but you still need a web cam to see my special monkey dance for you! :chuckle