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JashiK
07-17-2009, 03:56 PM
Not sure if you've already read this, but here it goes...
A little humour before the start of the weekend!

A Lawyer and a Chinese.....

A lawyer and a Chinese are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that all Chinese are so dumb that he could get over on them easy.

So the lawyer asks if the Chinese would like to play a fun game. The Chinese is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines, and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500, he says.
This catches the Chinese's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' The Chinese doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the Chinese's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?' The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the Chinese and hands him $500. The Chinese pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Chinese up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?
The Chinese reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.

SilentJay
07-17-2009, 04:12 PM
Ha! :chuckle

SKYMP3
07-17-2009, 04:21 PM
Good one!!

Go_Habs_Go
07-17-2009, 04:32 PM
hardy-har-har! :chuckle

Fobio
07-17-2009, 05:04 PM
nice...

of course, this implies that the lawyer is not Chinese...lol...

ElegantGremlin
07-17-2009, 05:17 PM
Obviously the lawyer is white. Because he thinks he's better than everyone else when he's not.

fini
07-17-2009, 05:26 PM
Obviously the lawyer is white. Because he thinks he's better than everyone else when he's not.

haha......

Broli
07-17-2009, 06:25 PM
hahaha

this was a funny one

Thrizzl3
07-17-2009, 08:14 PM
lol:chuckle

unizzle
07-17-2009, 08:21 PM
good one i must say : D

alhope34
07-17-2009, 08:24 PM
Obviously the lawyer is white. Because he thinks he's better than everyone else when he's not.

Lol...careful now. :)

mazdabetty
07-17-2009, 08:29 PM
Nice one JashiK hahahah



Obviously the lawyer is white. Because he thinks he's better than everyone else when he's not.
:whoa .....

STeeLy
07-18-2009, 12:00 AM
LOLs... This one is pretty old, I've heard the same thing except it was a professor and a blonde.

Mafty
07-19-2009, 01:17 PM
Obviously the lawyer is white. Because he thinks he's better than everyone else when he's not.

most lawyers ive seen/met are not white, just an fyi........

ElegantGremlin
07-19-2009, 10:16 PM
A little self-depricating humour never hurt anyone.

laksman91
07-19-2009, 10:34 PM
i dont get it.. lol

Thrizzl3
07-20-2009, 12:58 AM
i dont get it.. lol

lol read it again!

random.pattern
07-20-2009, 02:18 AM
most lawyers ive seen/met are not white, just an fyi........

the vast majority of lawyers in ontario are white.

Nextmod
07-20-2009, 02:32 AM
the vast majority of lawyers in ontario are white.

the vast majority of lawyers in China in Chinese lol

lightingwhite32008.5
07-20-2009, 02:46 AM
lolz thas funny ask a question that nobody can answer lolz:chuckle

evilempire
07-20-2009, 03:53 PM
lol thats awesome chinese just made 400~

Mafty
07-20-2009, 04:24 PM
the vast majority of lawyers in ontario are white.

unno about that, i have a placement at the ontario superior court of justice working under the crown attorney office and Ive yet to see a white lawyer.

so unless your speaking from experience, i would say most lawyers arent white

Iceman_F1
07-20-2009, 04:31 PM
lol thats awesome chinese just made 400~

Check your math...he made $495. Assume Chinese man starts with $5 and Lawyer $500...lawyer goes to $505 after the frist question, Chinese man goes to $0. Next round, Chinese man goes to $500, lawyer goes to $5. Last round, Chinese man goes to $495 and Lawyer goes to $10.

Still, pretty funny :chuckle :pop

ElegantGremlin
07-20-2009, 04:34 PM
Check your math...he made $495. Assume Chinese man starts with $5 and Lawyer $500...lawyer goes to $505 after the frist question, Chinese man goes to $0. Next round, Chinese man goes to $500, lawyer goes to $5. Last round, Chinese man goes to $495 and Lawyer goes to $10.

Still, pretty funny :chuckle :pop

Actually, he's up $500 but down $10 so he made $490.

Thrizzl3
07-20-2009, 04:35 PM
Check your math...he made $495. Assume Chinese man starts with $5 and Lawyer $500...lawyer goes to $505 after the frist question, Chinese man goes to $0. Next round, Chinese man goes to $500, lawyer goes to $5. Last round, Chinese man goes to $495 and Lawyer goes to $10.

Still, pretty funny :chuckle :pop


Actually, he's up $500 but down $10 so he made $490.

pwned:chuckle

Iceman_F1
07-20-2009, 04:36 PM
Actually, he's up $500 but down $10 so he made $490.

...not really...since he made back his $5 that he gave. He didn't "lose" that $5 since it was part of the $500.

EDIT: Guess it depends on the wording. He ended up with $495. But I guess if you look at it, yes his "profit" was $490.

random.pattern
07-20-2009, 05:29 PM
unno about that, i have a placement at the ontario superior court of justice working under the crown attorney office and Ive yet to see a white lawyer.

so unless your speaking from experience, i would say most lawyers arent white
it's a fact. trust me. or, check out the reports that the law society publishes. or, check out the most recently available census data.

and i don't for a minute believe that you haven't seen a white lawyer yet.