The best converation i ever had on msn with some random chick

[aris]

This is my converstion with this person scaming...i didn't give my full name
Aristeidis- says:
what's up
joanne.matthews57@yahoo.com says:
hello
Aristeidis- says:
how are you?
joanne.matthews57@yahoo.com says:
I am fine and you
Aristeidis- says:
good...what's ya up to?
joanne.matthews57@yahoo.com says:
Just in there
Aristeidis- says:
in where?
joanne.matthews57@yahoo.com says:
I mean i am just there
Aristeidis- says:
i see
so you single?
joanne.matthews57@yahoo.com says:
Yes i am single
Aristeidis- says:
cool..what do you do for a living?
joanne.matthews57@yahoo.com says:
I would want you to know that i am not in canada at the moment
Aristeidis- says:
i see..where are you?
joanne.matthews57@yahoo.com says:
I am in africa
Aristeidis- says:
i see..what are you doing their?
joanne.matthews57@yahoo.com says:
If i explain to you
you would understand me more better
Aristeidis- says:
ok
joanne.matthews57@yahoo.com says:
So
hope you dont mind that i am far away from you
?
Aristeidis- says:
no i don't mind
joanne.matthews57@yahoo.com says:
Ok
Ok
I am searching for something lasting and also long term
Aristeidis- says:
me too
so are you going to tell my why your in africa?
joanne.matthews57@yahoo.com says:
Yes i would Ok
But i would love to ask you some few question ok
Aristeidis- says:
ok..ask away
joanne.matthews57@yahoo.com says:
what your full name ?
What do you do for work ?
Do you live alone ?
Aristeidis- says:
I work at a resturant
and my name is on facebook
joanne.matthews57@yahoo.com says:
I asked you on here and i would love you to answer me ok
Aristeidis- says:
Aris Marolas
is my name
joanne.matthews57@yahoo.com says:
Ok
do you live alone
Aristeidis- says:
no..i live with my brother
joanne.matthews57@yahoo.com says:
ok
I would love to tell you all about myself so that you can understand the more ok
Aristeidis- says:
well tell me
joanne.matthews57@yahoo.com says:
I am joanne Matthews
I am the only child of my parents
I am from a rare combination
Dad is canadian while my mom is *****ian
are you with me
?
Aristeidis- says:
ya
keep going
joanne.matthews57@yahoo.com says:
Well after the death of my father in canada
My mom decided that she wants to go to *****ia in which she told me that i should go with her in which i went
and that is how i am in *****ia Ok
Aristeidis- says:
i see..
do you like it up thier
joanne.matthews57@yahoo.com says:
Well i ought to have been back to the Canada but i have problems in here cos me and my mom was attack in here by some gang of armed men and my mom died in the process
Aristeidis- says:
oh that's terrible
joanne.matthews57@yahoo.com says:
and since then i have been having problem to get back
Aristeidis- says:
how come...if you were boring here then you should have a candian citzien ship
joanne.matthews57@yahoo.com says:
Yes i have
When we were attacked
My passport was stolen in the process
Aristeidis- says:
well then you should be able to come to canada with no problems'
joanne.matthews57@yahoo.com says:
well after the death of my mom
let me explain to you ok
I went to the embassy and explained as everything happened
To let you know
My passport is now re-validated
But i am still having problems in coming back
Aristeidis- says:
oh that sucks
what do you need to do to come abck
back
joanne.matthews57@yahoo.com says:
I am willing to come back but i dont have funds in getting on the plane and they have promised they would give me a cheapest flight but i still dont have money
Aristeidis- says:
i see
joanne.matthews57@yahoo.com says:
so thats my problem ok
Aristeidis- says:
i see
would you like my to wire you the money to come to canada
joanne.matthews57@yahoo.com says:
I woul appreciate if you are willing to help me
I dont mind
Aristeidis- says:
well how much do you need
joanne.matthews57@yahoo.com says:
its cost 1500 USD
And thats is the cheapest they want to give me
Aristeidis- says:
ok..i will wire you the money
joanne.matthews57@yahoo.com says:
Aris Dear
I would want you to send it to me through western union money transfer cos it is the easiest and fastest way of sedning money to *****ia
do you know western union ?
Aristeidis- says:
i have heard of it
joanne.matthews57@yahoo.com says:
Ok
Aris
what time is it for you now ?
Aristeidis- says:
it is 9pm
joanne.matthews57@yahoo.com says:
I would like to know are you still online with me for hours
?
Aristeidis- says:
yes i will
joanne.matthews57@yahoo.com says:
I would want us to talk more so that we can know more about ourself Ok
So when exactly are you sending the money
?
Aristeidis- says:
i can send it now if you would like
joanne.matthews57@yahoo.com says:
Wowwww thats so caring of you
But are they going to still be open by now
?
Is it far from your house
?
Aristeidis- says:
it's not far i can leave now..to go do it
joanne.matthews57@yahoo.com says:
Ok
Hold on
Aristeidis- says:
k
they close in 30 mins so i have time
joanne.matthews57@yahoo.com says:
cos i would need to give you my information in which you would use in sending it ok
Aristeidis- says:
k
joanne.matthews57@yahoo.com says:
Get a pen and paper ok
Aristeidis- says:
k
you going to give me the info
joanne.matthews57@yahoo.com says:
are you ready
Aristeidis- says:
ya
joanne.matthews57@yahoo.com says:
Receivers Name.........Samantha Phillips
Sorry
mistake ok
Dont write that ok
Aristeidis- says:
k
joanne.matthews57@yahoo.com says:
joanne.matthews57@yahoo.com says:
Receivers Name............Joanne Matthews
Receivers Address....No 4,Authority Avenue,Ikotun,Lagos,*****ia,23401
Test Question..........Who is my hero ?
Test Answer..............Aris
And after you get the money sent you would get back to me with this neccessary details Ok
Senders Name............
Senders Address...............
Test question...........
Test answer................
Mtcn Number(10 digit Number).........
Amount Sent..............
Aristeidis- says:
their going to close soon..you got to hurry up
joanne.matthews57@yahoo.com says:
I am through
how many minutes will you be back
Aristeidis- says:
k..now if i send the money your going to come vsit it me right??
joanne.matthews57@yahoo.com says:
Yes
When you are bacl
I would get some details from you Ok
Aristeidis- says:
ok as long as you don't take my money and lave
joanne.matthews57@yahoo.com says:
Remember that you are sending the money to *****ia ok
Aristeidis- says:
ok i am going to do it now..i'll be abck in 20 mins
yes i know
joanne.matthews57@yahoo.com says:
Ok
Aristeidis- says:
ok i will talk to you in 20 minsa
mins
Joanne Matthews says:
and you would bring back some details with you cos that will enable me to get the money in here OK
oK
Aristeidis- says:
k
Joanne Matthews says:
I will be here waiting
Be careful on the road ok
oanne Matthews says:
How much are you sending again ?
Aristeidis- says:
$1500us
Joanne Matthews says:
Fine
You go now ok
be careful Ok
Aristeidis- says:
ok i'll be back

[Soyabean]

Where do u find these people? lol

[Malcolm991]

Geez you are going to get some nasty virus in your email! Watch out! Do they actually think people here are in the stone age and haven't heard of their scams!

[cereal83]

Did you ever talk to the person again? lmao thats a classic. I better watch to see who I add to fb and msn now!

[Thrizzl3]

i don't know whats worse..your spelling or the fact that you got scammed..

[M3-ZOOM]

i think hes making fun of the fact that they are trying to scam him with this ridiculous story haha

[BiG-ED]

^lol

[omalak]

where's all the dirty talk? lol

i don't know how stupid some people can be lol..

i would have come back and been like hey bitch **** you lol

[aris]

Where do u find these people? lol

hey she was hot on facebook..lol


Did you ever talk to the person again? lmao thats a classic. I better watch to see who I add to fb and msn now!
no ..i got here blocked right and i am going to delete her soon..lol


i don't know whats worse..your spelling or the fact that you got scammed..
:getout

i think hes making fun of the fact that they are trying to scam him with this ridiculous story haha

yes..

[mazda lover]

What a smooth talker you are,

[Thrizzl3]

What a smooth talker you are,

lol i love sarcasm!

[Cardinal Fang]

I'd give him $1500 for that.

[aris]

What a smooth talker you are,

wasnt supposed to be smooth talking...I new right away this was a scam

[fatsock]

That freaking hilarious! :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle

[aris]

Here is what she looks like
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?id=100000374302152

[jaimie08mazda3]

hmmmmm... i love how she goes samantha Phillips.... errrrrrr Joanne... what a retard... id be talking to her be like MY LOVE DID YOU GET THE MONEY... SOON WE CAN BE TOGETHER FOR ALL OF ETERNITY AND HAVE 10 KIDS... AND HAVE SEX EVERY NIGHT... scare her

[Thrizzl3]

Here is what she looks like
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?id=100000374302152

:whoa i don't know what to say to you..she looks like shes 16..

[FLIPDADY]

Yup she's definitely half *****ian...lol

[jaimie08mazda3]

id hit it

[aris]

:whoa i don't know what to say to you..she looks like shes 16..

What the hell did i do

[aris]

id hit it

It will cost you $1500 us........hahaha:chuckle

[Cardinal Fang]

16 will get you 10 in the U.S.

[Thrizzl3]

16 will get you 10 in the U.S.

yup 10 yrs behind bars!

[aris]

Jackasses...i didn't do anything..........lol

[MAZDA Kitten]

i don't know whats worse..your spelling or the fact that you got scammed..

LMAOOOOOOOO

still funny!

[dadinho_nfg]

oh man i havent read all of it but so far its soo random LOL
will have to finish later

[aris]

LMAOOOOOOOO

still funny!

Not that funny:whoa




:chuckle

[jaimie08mazda3]

soooo all i need to do is get 1500... ah hell why not... im still technically legally allowed to do it :P

[aris]

soooo all i need to do is get 1500... ah hell why not... im still technically legally allowed to do it :P

lol:chuckle

for $1500 she better do alot..hehe

[jaimie08mazda3]

for 1500 she better be able to bend over touch her knees and be able to perform oral all at the same time or its not worth 1500$

[Pimpin_29y]

Hmmm I wonder if Gary knows her...

[jaimie08mazda3]

hmmm we should ask him

[DumpInfo]

:chuckle - not sure how you put up with that but i guess if you're bored then it doesn't hurt talking to a complete stranger.

btw post her pic up here i wanna see I don't have a fb acct

[aris]

:chuckle - not sure how you put up with that but i guess if you're bored then it doesn't hurt talking to a complete stranger.

btw post her pic up here i wanna see I don't have a fb acct

you don't need a facebook account..just click on this

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000374302152

[jaimie08mazda3]

DIEGO WTF HAPPENED TO YOUR FB ACCOUNT lol

[aris]

DIEGO WTF HAPPENED TO YOUR FB ACCOUNT lol

I would assume that he deleted it??

[jaimie08mazda3]

i guess i didnt realize it lol

[aris]

i guess i didnt realize it lol

Don't worrie Jamie...everyone who deletes their account..always comes back..hehe

[Soyabean]

I dunno, shes not even hot imo. Maybe Im shallow? I dunno. I wouldn't even pay 150 for her

[M3-ZOOM]

Yup she's definitely half *****ian...lol

LOL no denying this! :chuckle

[srbin]

I dunno, shes not even hot imo. Maybe Im shallow? I dunno. I wouldn't even pay 150 for her

+1... I would actually ask her to pay me for :bana2... she looks dirty...

[wtom]

Don't worrie Jamie...everyone who deletes their account..always comes back..hehe

Living proof right here. :bang Took me eight months to "accidentally" reactivate my account.

[jaimie08mazda3]

yea... well i love facebook especially with me being away from home it helps too right... im addicted yep

[iconicrocket]

lol.

They should ban all types of payments or wire transfer to *****ia. I'm sure scams make up a large portion of that countries GDP.

[blankets3]

:whoa i don't know what to say to you..she looks like shes 16..
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v223/649/17/n100000374302152_791.jpg
http://3.media.tumblr.com/r69hWX58vd61q7k0CGxQqWD1_400.jpg

[Slipstream]

she talks like a dumbass, ok

[Nextmod]

Here is what she looks like
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?id=100000374302152

she does look 16 lol

[Nextmod]

best part was she gave you the wrong name to send money to lol

[Dave_The_BMXER]

I can't believe whats going on here.

[Broli]

haha

we should have a thread dedicated to who can have the most fun with these scammers!

it would be very funny!


nice burn bro

[MistaChin]

P-P-P-Powerbook!!

http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/

[b.rabbit]

she talks like a dumbass, ok

Hahaha, nice one Slipstream.

[Thrizzl3]

p-p-p-powerbook!!

http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/

lmfao! Owned! Hahahahaahahahahahahahahaha

[PCLoadLetter]

aristeidis: me and you, bar. i'll be your wingman.

[ElegantGremlin]

P-P-P-Powerbook!!

http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/

Hahahahaha. Words cannot describe how awesome that is.

[cereal83]

I added the chick on fb and she sent this


I am new to this online thing and i look into your profile and i find it very interesting and i feel we should get to know more about each other so that we can take things up from there Okay...I would like you to get back to me privately on my email address so that we can talk more on there Okay.....Here is my private email address Okay..

joanne.matthews57@yahoo.com

Joanne xxx

[MistaChin]

I think everyone here should add on her fb then talk to her and post their conversations for jokes lol

[aris]

best part was she gave you the wrong name to send money to lol

lol..


aristeidis: me and you, bar. i'll be your wingman.

I'm in..lol


I added the chick on fb and she sent this

I got the exact email:chuckle

[Hives]

You should ask her to show her tits on webcam first.

[aris]

You should ask her to show her tits on webcam first.

I tryed that after the convertaion i posted here..but she said she can't..lol

[b.rabbit]

P-P-P-Powerbook!!

http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/

That was epic! Excellent creativity!

[mazdabetty]

P-P-P-Powerbook!!

http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/

That was a great read!!! Long.... but entertaining.

aristeidis you should send her $1500 in monopoly money! hahahh... or an IOU :P

Oh, and pretty sure that's not an actual photo of this person hahaha... but still dirty lookin either way. Pose much?? blegh!!! :chuckle I hate it when girls feel like they have to post pics of themselves posing like that... especially when they post the best pic they could find of themself in a bikini for everyone to see, but they're TOTALLY sucking in HARDCORE!! LMAO!!!!

[Broli]

P-P-P-Powerbook was great!!

MistaChin, i like what you are saying

[Soyabean]

P-P-P-Powerbook was great!!

MistaChin, i like what you are saying

I bet you already added her LONG time before this was even mentioned lol

[aris]

That was a great read!!! Long.... but entertaining.

aristeidis you should send her $1500 in monopoly money! hahahh... or an IOU :P

!!!!

lol..

[Scottobot]

they're TOTALLY sucking in HARDCORE!!!!!!

It took me a full minute before I realized you were referring to their bellies (i.e. sucking in to look thin).

[Zoom Zoom Boy]

...I hate it when girls feel like they have to post pics of themselves posing like that... especially when they post the best pic they could find of themself in a bikini for everyone to see, but they're TOTALLY sucking in HARDCORE!! LMAO!!!!

You and someone else on here need to kiss (with lots of tongue) and start playing nice with each other. Please invite me though, so I can take HD video. :hawt

[Broli]

I bet you already added her LONG time before this was even mentioned lol

negative, but i was certainly considering it!

lol