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SpeedBaby
12-24-2009, 02:28 PM
Stolen from another forum, but helpful none the less:



Guys,

We're getting to the age where we have to take things like this seriously. Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men and it personally happened to me. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it. So here is the official warning:

Heads up for those men who may be regular Lowes, Home Depot, or Costco customers. This one caught me by surprise. This fall I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-something girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No', and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and while naked starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen November 19th, 20th, 21st, twice on the 23rd, 24th, 25th, 26th, & 27th. Also December 1st & 4th, twice on the 5th, 6th, 7th, 9th, 11th, and 13th, and three times last Monday, December 14, and since I need to go to Wal-Mart again, very likely again before this week is out.

So tell your friends to be careful this busy Christmas season. What a horrible way to take advantage of older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant. Just for your info, Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at K-Mart and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Lowes, Home Depot, and Costco.

Be careful and stay safe out there. Look for stores that have handicapped parking.

Have a Merry Christmas.

-had to share

Riftler
12-24-2009, 02:31 PM
Saw this long ago but still hilarious to read! lol

-cj-
12-24-2009, 02:45 PM
Glad I'm not the only one! ;)

JashiK
12-24-2009, 02:46 PM
dude should just bulk buy them wallets lol

JonsMazda
12-24-2009, 02:48 PM
Sounds fake...who is stupid enough to have their wallet stolen so many times within couple days apart.

MPS
12-24-2009, 02:48 PM
Me !


sounds fake...who is stupid enough to have their wallet stolen so many times within couple days apart.

optiklenz13
12-24-2009, 02:57 PM
Sounds fake...who is stupid enough to have their wallet stolen so many times within couple days apart.


Me !

uhhhhmm.. me too??? :chuckle

towelsnap
12-24-2009, 03:01 PM
hope they are of age haha

aris
12-24-2009, 04:44 PM
Saw this long ago but still hilarious to read! lol

+1

but it's still funny:chuckle

PCLoadLetter
12-24-2009, 05:24 PM
That's a well thought out scam I must say.

JashiK
12-24-2009, 05:24 PM
hope they are of age haha

like you care....










sicko :blush.

mit-gee-mui
12-24-2009, 06:55 PM
http://www.torontomazda3.ca/forum/showthread.php?t=15270&highlight=wallet+stolen

http://www.torontomazda3.ca/forum/showthread.php?t=12180&highlight=wallet+stolen


:FYI smiley

SSmoked
12-24-2009, 08:19 PM
LMAO!! damn i should go start visiting those places. hopefully these girls will try a young 19 year old lol.
hell if i could get 2 naked girls in the back seat of my car it would be EPIC, and the big plus is a big-mac right after LOL

dentinger
12-24-2009, 08:42 PM
just drive em to the police station hahahaha

iconicrocket
12-25-2009, 01:00 PM
Can someone pinpoint those locations on GoogleMaps. I want to see this for myself.

SilentJay
12-25-2009, 01:10 PM
http://www.torontomazda3.ca/forum/showthread.php?t=15270&highlight=wallet+stolen

http://www.torontomazda3.ca/forum/showthread.php?t=12180&highlight=wallet+stolen


:FYI smiley

OMG! MGM lives!

MSMitch
12-25-2009, 03:15 PM
Not to worry guys, they are now in custody. They tried that with me on Wed - but being a lot colder than they anticipated, after spraying my windshield, their breasts froze to the glass. I called the cops to have them arrested cause I tried to drive home with them stuck but it was too dangerous - couldn't keep my eyes on the road! In any event, all wallets have been recovered.
The following members can go a reclaim their wallets at 32nd division:
MPS
Silent Jay
MPS
Optiklenz13
Broli
MPS
and Broli's MOM?????

Merry Xmas!

DualSoul
12-26-2009, 02:32 AM
Worth the cost of admission?

jaimie08mazda3
12-26-2009, 02:36 AM
Hmmm just keep a few dollars in each Wallet... get your money's worth.