remembering-the-top-9-epic-auto-fails *copy-Pasta*

[blankets3]

1. Guy pours NOS soda into sportbike, 137 pages of hilarity ensue
http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=226570

2. Guy uses bolts for spacers; camber fail
http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=4581867&page=1
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2433/3961394338_642ebba8f7_b.jpg]
And get put in VW Mag!
http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=4689527#62638902

3. Guy installs coilovers backwards in a Miata, names thread appropriately
http://www.miataturbo.net/forum/t42480/
account : tm3fan
password: mazda3

4. Guy puts brake fluid, then cleaner in engine
http://www.htownracing.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40915

5. Guy waits 60k to do oil change on BMW
http://forums.bimmerforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1281659

6. Guy arrested for murdering girl halfway through Miata part out
account : tm3fan
password: mazda3

http://www.miataturbo.net/forum/t31945/
http://www.miataturbo.net/forum/t32202/

7. Guy mangles his hand trying to oil sportbike chain
http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=242261

8. Guy dumps $1.6M Bugatti Veyron into salt water lagoon
http://www.autoblog.com/2009/11/12/video-low-flying-pelican-ends-up-creating-bugatti-veyron-hydro/

9. Guy trys to remove wheel from his VW.. need we say more?
http://www.honda-tech.com/showthread.php?t=2684546

[stevenma188]

Can't read #6. Need to be a member to see the thread.

[blankets3]

Can't read #6. Need to be a member to see the thread.

I made a account, ill post it for you guys



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[Thrizzl3]

wow...no comment on the guy who lost parts of his fingers

[iconicrocket]

Don't forget the guy that stole the TSX bumper and got caught by the great detective work of the TSX forum.

lol epic.

[iconicrocket]

Found the original thread.

http://torontomazda3.ca/forum/showthread.php?t=34020&highlight=tsx

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll299/K24a2_CL9/JDMJoe.jpg

[jaimie08mazda3]

What about the guy who thought it would be a good idea to Sandblast his Audi A4 Engine.

[Burner]

There was also that dealer out in Calgary that had his Skyline stolen by someone who was test driving it. A whole bunch of local members tracked him down and youtubed the arrest.

[Burner]

Bah...just found it and it was last year...

http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?threadid=212943&perpage=40&highlight=&pagenumber=1

Good read if you're interested.

[iconicrocket]

That's just dope ^^^^

[towelsnap]

awesome thread :) can't stop reading the NOS energy drink

[stevenma188]

I dun wanna read all 100+ pages of that NOS thread. What is the conclusion? Was the guy joking or did he seriously put in energy drink into his bike?

[stevenma188]

...that is just......next level.......

I still cant comprehend HOW someone could be so dumb.

[stevenma188]

Especially from someone that appears to be a senior member on the forum. You would think someone like that would be smarter than that.

[M3-ZOOM]

LOL!!!! nos energy drink! HAHA that made my friggin day!

[stevenma188]

NAWWWWZZZZZZZ!!!! I know there are people on M3F that are loaded for spray. Anyone on TM3 running spray?

[laksman91]

NAWWWWZZZZZZZ!!!! I know there are people on M3F that are loaded for spray. Anyone on TM3 running spray?

If spray = Nitrous then no one here is running it cause there's serious penalties. Huge fines and jail time

[josh160]

I've never heard of serious penalties.

[stevenma188]

You are legally allowed to have nitrous, just illegal for street use. I know people here track their cars, so its a possibility.

[laksman91]

From thestar "Drivers caught using nitrous oxide to beef up their rides will face penalties of up to $2,000 in fines and up to six months in jail under an amendment to the province's tough new Street Racing Act."

so I guess if used on the street

[W_L89]

went thru first couple of pages of the NOS thread and thought for sure it was fake...

still cant believe it's real...

[PCLoadLetter]

Great thread. My fav is the "Lobster Thief" hahaha.

[towelsnap]

What ever happened to dick head joe ? He get his face kicked in or what?

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/3048/aspec.jpg

[DualSoul]

Great reads, and I hadn't even heard of half of them! I'm curious about what happened to the TSX bumper thief as well, as that's a little close to home, and pretty crappy if he's still able to roam about.

[eqlso]

Ugh fingers...

[SpeedBaby]

nos is still the classic!
fingers are gross.....

and how the hell do you put brake fluid in your oilchange???

[BiG-ED]

num 7 (fingers) thing happened to my buddy
he's only missing part of his middle finger tho.

[aris]

He on TM3 under the username towelsnap...so i heard:)


What ever happened to dick head joe ? He get his face kicked in or what?

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/3048/aspec.jpg

[towelsnap]

shhhhhhhh I need to steal parts JDM tight yo

[aris]

shhhhhhhh I need to steal parts JDM tight yo

haha