The US Baptists Strike Again

[She_Prime]

A friend just linked this to me... absolutely disturbing.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=16536

(sorry in advance to those who are pro-life... but this is unreal!)

[DruidB]

As a member of many atheist forums i regret to inform you that the site you linked is a parody.. A very funny one at times.

[Pokey]

^^ it's gotta be a parody site, otherwise we're all screwed!!!!!!!!!!

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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Screwed I tells ya!

Some of the posts there are funny :D

[FoXy]

It would be more funny if it were NOT a parody... then I could really comment on the crazies. There are really crazies like that out there.

[She_Prime]

Yeah there are Kat. I personally know one of them. He's actually from Kitchener and around most of our ages.

He's a devout Roman Catholic. He even had the nerve to say that Catholicism was the only "right" religion. When I brought up the point that Catholicism stemmed from Judaism (as did many of the world religions) he just brushed it off and said "it wasn't correct until Catholicism was born".

The nerve of some people. :P

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Do you have scripture to support that?

I have the law of the land to support it. I don't need your scriptures.


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I love:



Pastor Ezekiel
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study

[SirWanker]

That site is soooooo easy to troll:D:chuckle:chuckle:chuckle

and I just got banned after saying

Dear LordWanker,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Attempting to push drugs on True Christians™
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That won't do, stoner boy.
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This infraction is worth 75 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

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http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=679184
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Sounds like all the posters here need to mellow out a bit
Talk about needing an enema........
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[DruidB]

^^ it's gotta be a parody site, otherwise we're all screwed!!!!!!!!!!

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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Screwed I tells ya!

Some of the posts there are funny :D

The sad part is that while it is a parody... the above bible information is accurate about the so called damned.
The bible itself is one of the strongest cases for atheism.. just read it. If anyone thinks its a devine gift full of moral truths after actually reading it then please have your head examined. This goes for the Qur'an and bhagavad gita/upanishads aswell.

A recent Gallop poll showed that 40% of americans believe in the biblical creation stories as fact and reject evolution, the actual age of the earth and in many cases its shape.
Scary Stuff!