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gotak
02-07-2011, 11:07 AM
So I went John St to Don Mill/Leslie north on my way to work today (anyone guess where I work?) and I saw a debadged late model BMW coupe. We both line up to left turn from John to Leslie. I can already smell his exhaust and know he's removed his cats. It goes green and we can left turn. His car's very very loud with the fat cannon sound. And surprise of surprises I had to lift off to stop from hitting him in 1st, 2nd, 3rd. And I was doing my real time L/100 thing to save on fuel.

Now maybe he was in ultra fuel saving mode. But to me it was just LOL funny that here was a car farting away, smelling bad and basically being very slow at the same time. And actually I think he wasn't saving fuel cause once he got up to speed he started doing the boy racer weaving in and out of traffic thing. To give you perspective, he accelerated no faster than a bus.

Pyro
02-07-2011, 11:18 AM
lol not surprised...i've found the vast majority of bmw drivers tend to be jerks

Zoom Zoom Boy
02-07-2011, 11:20 AM
Sure it wasn't a diesel Beamer?

gotak
02-07-2011, 11:24 AM
Sure it wasn't a diesel Beamer?

No. It's not a diesel. I am pretty sure a diesel's torque would have made it's acceleration a lot faster. And it doesn't smell like a diesel. It smelled like unburnt gasoline.

I am pretty sure it's a 3 series coupe.

Kappa
02-07-2011, 11:30 AM
i love that smell.... :) no cats ftw!!!!

Timotee
02-07-2011, 12:12 PM
Could be an old John Deere tractor engine dressed with a beamer body. Just like that gold porsche in the other thread.

Kappa
02-07-2011, 12:18 PM
^^ you ok?

Freakzaz
02-07-2011, 07:21 PM
all sound, no go? :P

BMWWW
02-07-2011, 07:36 PM
How old?

e30's are slow as tits, most e36's are as well, and so are the e90's.

Loud ass cars on the road = PITA for everyone
but that very same loud ass car on the track = jackpot

laksman91
02-07-2011, 07:51 PM
This thread is retarded. Just because he has a loud exhaust, catless doesn't mean he has to boot it around town. WTF? It's winter out and you guys cry about people driving dangerously. I myself don't find it necessary to jump the gun every light. In this situation you're the joke, sorry OP

RTEnthusiast
02-12-2011, 01:29 PM
How old?

e30's are slow as tits, most e36's are as well, and so are the e90's.

Loud ass cars on the road = PITA for everyone
but that very same loud ass car on the track = jackpot

... E30/E36 M3s aren't slow.

... and E90/92 328/335 are damn quick. I'm pretty sure you'd have your ass handed to you by any E90 save for a 323i.

Dave_The_BMXER
02-13-2011, 12:15 PM
How old?

e30's are slow as tits

Hey now.... that's fighting english.

SIM SIMMA
02-13-2011, 03:21 PM
Sure it wasn't a diesel Beamer?

The only 3 series diesel offered right now in Canada is the E90 335d. And that thing pulls like a mofo and does not smell. Diesel engines have come a long way.

If it was a E92 coupe that thing would either be a 328 which has 230hp or the 335 which has the 300hp.

Either way, it's people like that, that give other BMW drivers a bad name.

MPS
02-13-2011, 04:09 PM
ic that prick all the time by my house
he is always ripping it up and down
just wait till its warm and my speed comes out
ill give him a taste of the speeds black exhaust crap when you flog it =)

silvermist99
02-14-2011, 03:28 PM
lol not surprised...i've found the vast majority of bmw drivers tend to be jerks

we're probably jerks because we get treated as such on the road... I've had 100012001901939203893982 times more car cut me off & tries to run into me than when i had a mazda

laksman91
02-14-2011, 04:12 PM
The only 3 series diesel offered right now in Canada is the E90 335d. And that thing pulls like a mofo and does not smell. Diesel engines have come a long way.

If it was a E92 coupe that thing would either be a 328 which has 230hp or the 335 which has the 300hp.

Either way, it's people like that, that give other BMW drivers a bad name.

I just don't get what he did wrong :S

FLIPDADY
02-14-2011, 04:31 PM
Let me guess it's a black one right? Like MPS mentioned this jackass always rips up and down John street. Even seen him pulled over a few times.

SIM SIMMA
02-14-2011, 04:35 PM
I'm referring to what the OP stated the BMW driver did by weaving in and out of traffic. There really is no reason to be doing that especially in morning traffic when it gets you ahead a few cars. It's dumb.

There are pricks on the road period... to label them all BMW drivers is also dumb

MajesticBlueNTO
02-14-2011, 08:28 PM
not sure if it's the same guy but i saw a black e46 coupe with a smashed front end on John St waiting to be hooked up to a tow truck this evening.

eastbound lane of John St just west of leslie.