View Full Version : People who hog 2 parking spots
Elusivellama
06-07-2011, 03:48 PM
http://i853.photobucket.com/albums/ab96/Elusivellama/e225395d.jpg
Like a Boss.
I think that car would look better in Keyed Dandelion Yellow Primer.
JaYson
06-07-2011, 03:55 PM
i agree. or maybe 4 flat tires would make him think twice about being a douche bag again.
its times like these i wish i had those glass markers they use at car dealerships to write "GO EFF YOURSELF" on the windshield
Jeff-TheBiz
06-07-2011, 04:04 PM
I park right be side them when I see this..
on an angle like them.. normal spacing.
as if his car is nice enough to warrent that lmao
optiklenz13
06-07-2011, 04:14 PM
Harkparker!! I'll post this same picture in every forum I am in to tell the world how a douche he was for parking that way.
Elusivellama
06-07-2011, 04:15 PM
It's the Boss edition of the Mustang, by all accounts a great car. Just not Bawsss material, for that you'd need a GTR and above, then it stops being outright douchbaggery and becomes art.
philipfreire
06-07-2011, 04:27 PM
I would do the same! :P
Thrizzl3
06-07-2011, 04:38 PM
it will be Found On Road Dead once you piss in the gas tank
cwp_sedan
06-07-2011, 04:38 PM
He's not even in the 2 spots. The ass end is still hanging out too.
I park like that
Jokes right? You wouldn't actually park like that... :)
loosecannon
06-07-2011, 04:47 PM
This:
http://www.marcofolio.net/images/stories/fun/imagedump/demotivational_posters/envy.jpg
Someone parked their Aston Martin across 3 spots on the parking deck (where I usually park) at my work place. I parked my car about 2 inches away next to it when I rolled into work.
That car disappeared from that area for a few weeks. Then resurfaced in the same fashion. I parked next to it again only being a few inches away. Then got my coworker to park next to it a few inches away. Kind of boxing him in. haha... He never parked there again.
Elusivellama
06-07-2011, 05:29 PM
That reminded me, back on May 24, my friends and I were just getting into the car (not mine) when a nice BMW swung into a parking spot next to our car but without fully aligning to the lines and just a little too close to us. It was almost too tight for me to get in the passenger seat. We stared as the prick got out of his car, stared so hard that as I was getting back into the car, he came right back to the Beemer an pretended to get something he 'forgot' out of his front seat.
I was so tempted to put the door edge right into his fancy door panel. So tempted. But it was a sunny day and I just had a good breakfast. So I spared him. But we openly laughed at him as we drove away, maybe he'll learn not to piss off 3 guys by douchparking right next to us.
Default User
06-07-2011, 06:14 PM
At least it looks like he's at the back of the lot.
When I first got my Mitsu, I parked at the far back lot, on a rainy day. Ran inside for 5 minutes, came back and somebody STILL parked beside me
There were still 20-something empty spots closer to the front doors
The Wolf
06-07-2011, 06:26 PM
Doucheparkers make me wish I had a junker again. Maybe just keep a cup of sugar in the car in case of emergencies.
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Jokes right? You wouldn't actually park like that... :)
Yes i do...i park far away and on a angle
DumpInfo
06-07-2011, 06:50 PM
Someone parked their Aston Martin across 3 spots on the parking deck (where I usually park) at my work place. I parked my car about 2 inches away next to it when I rolled into work.
That car disappeared from that area for a few weeks. Then resurfaced in the same fashion. I parked next to it again only being a few inches away. Then got my coworker to park next to it a few inches away. Kind of boxing him in. haha... He never parked there again.
Haha that's hilarious!
I'd be the person to go to the nearest grocery store just to egg them.
SomeGuy
06-07-2011, 06:53 PM
In some ways I don't blame them...the number of people who get swiped in the parking lot and people not leaving notes or anything...my old 3 got swiped, no note, notta...cost me $1500 out of pocket to get fixed. If ****ers would a) learn to drive and b) take responsibility for their mistakes...then there would be no reason to park far away or angled.
Either way, I still try to find an end spot far away where it's quiet and if I have to park beside someone, I try to find someone who looks like they care about their car (clean, no dings, backed in, etc).
And to everyone who says they'd do something mean to the angle parked car...how would you feel if someone egged your car? Or parked extremely close to your car? Regardless of how you park, you'd be pissed right off if someone screwed with your car ... so quit being douches.
Cab0oze
06-07-2011, 06:57 PM
At least it looks like he's at the back of the lot.
When I first got my Mitsu, I parked at the far back lot, on a rainy day. Ran inside for 5 minutes, came back and somebody STILL parked beside me
There were still 20-something empty spots closer to the front doors
yeah isn't that a pissoff... some people really dont understand the concept of trying to stay away from other people. I see it all the time at work... Our parking lot fits over a thousand cars, I park at the back with double spaceing with a few other guys who care about their cars. This one douche with an old corrolla always parks right beside us (i.e. not nicely spaced) every day even though theres room for another 200 cars easily, closer to the door. Grr. Retards.
On the other hand, if you're hogging a prime spot when double parking, that is just the biggest ******* move ever, and as much as I hate people who key cars/vandalize other peoples shit, that is just asking for it. If I saw someone vandalizing it, I wouldn't stop em
speedsilver
06-07-2011, 07:19 PM
When i got my 2010 mazda3 it was dented on all 4 sides within 6 months. I NEVER park near anyone anymore, and in large parking lots i park farthest away taking up 2 spots, i dont feel thats a crime, i work my ass of for my car and ill be damned if someone dents my speed6
speedsilver
06-07-2011, 07:20 PM
off*
PCLoadLetter
06-07-2011, 07:44 PM
http://www.youparklikeana$$hole.com/
^^^ replace the "$$" with "ss"
Thrizzl3
06-07-2011, 07:53 PM
http://www.youparklikeana$$hole.com/
^^^ replace the "$$" with "ss"
omg i just printed a bunch
SSmoked
06-07-2011, 09:26 PM
Thats soft. In my work truck (f550 + 20ft trailer) i go easy 10 spots wide. Haters can go hate.
Its pure JDM parking broo
Default User
06-07-2011, 09:33 PM
At least it looks like he's at the back of the lot.
When I first got my Mitsu, I parked at the far back lot, on a rainy day. Ran inside for 5 minutes, came back and somebody STILL parked beside me
There were still 20-something empty spots closer to the front doors
Found a pick of that day
http://tapatalk.com/mu/4ac609ed-c359-7b5e.jpg
philipfreire
06-07-2011, 09:38 PM
http://www.youparklikeana$$hole.com/
^^^ replace the "$$" with "ss"
this is the best thing since slice bread. this will be perfect for tomorrows meet. i know who's car's im putting this on.
Thrizzl3
06-07-2011, 10:24 PM
this is the best thing since slice bread. this will be perfect for tomorrows meet. i know who's car's im putting this on.
if you put anythin on my car...unless it's the other person i know about
philipfreire
06-07-2011, 10:28 PM
if you put anythin on my car...unless it's the other person i know about
just dont park like an ******* =)
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