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jonjon72
11-20-2011, 10:53 PM
The Panties

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an
attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.

She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on
the sofa opposite her husband.

At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough
times that her husband finally asks, "Are you wearing
crotchless panties?"

"Y-e-s, " she answers with a seductive smile.

"Thank God - I thought you were sitting on the cat."

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A flashlight

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

Fuman
11-21-2011, 01:13 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SagayzX2T7Y
Jimmy Carr - most offensive jokes. As the title says, this can be VERY offensive, and the jokes are for sure NSFW.

kjmckenz
11-21-2011, 07:48 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SagayzX2T7Y
Jimmy Carr - most offensive jokes. As the title says, this can be VERY offensive, and the jokes are for sure NSFW.

I actually thought it would be more offensive.. But I have a pretty messed up sense of humour. Lol.

Booostin
11-21-2011, 08:11 AM
What do you call an Indian standing on one leg?






Balansingh

seelsy
11-21-2011, 09:26 AM
A man with a terrible stutter walks into the doctors office.

H-H-H-Hey D-D-Doc, I C-C-can't s-s-stop st-st-stuttering. The doctor is intrigued so he decides to run some tests. The man passes with flying colours and the doctor is shocked. He then orders a full physical and asks the man to remove his clothes.

When the doctor returns he notices this man has a giant 18" long penis. The doctor says my god! there's your problem right there, your brain isn't getting enough blood and is causing your stutter. The doctor schedules emergency surgery and removed 8 inches from his member and cures the man.

2 weeks later the man returns. "Hey doc, I can't thank you enough, you've cured my stutter! But I regret to say, I want it back. It's how the ladies know me, I need it back, I'll deal with the stutter just please reattach it. The doctor stares long and hard at the gentleman, takes a deep breath and says "f-f-f-f-f%ck you"

Thrizzl3
11-21-2011, 09:57 AM
http://www.torontomazda3.ca/forum/showthread.php?17629-Jokes

oh that thread is hilarious