jonjon72
11-20-2011, 10:53 PM
The Panties
A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an
attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.
She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on
the sofa opposite her husband.
At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough
times that her husband finally asks, "Are you wearing
crotchless panties?"
"Y-e-s, " she answers with a seductive smile.
"Thank God - I thought you were sitting on the cat."
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A flashlight
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an
attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.
She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on
the sofa opposite her husband.
At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough
times that her husband finally asks, "Are you wearing
crotchless panties?"
"Y-e-s, " she answers with a seductive smile.
"Thank God - I thought you were sitting on the cat."
__________________________________________________ ___
A flashlight
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"