The "WalMart" game

[Default User]

Saw this in another forum

You can only by 3 items that are available at your local WalMart.

What would you buy to freak out a WalMart cashier?

(No condoms and no lube)

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/12/12/25/pyty2a2a.jpg

For instance:

Peanut butter, dog treats, band aids

Kitchen knife set, garbage bags, duct tape

[Tozer]

Garbage Bag
Coat Hanger
Duct Tape

[Thrizzl3]

margarine, plunger, toilet paper

[Jackal]

Tampons, pregnancy test and the shortest, tightest little black dress you can find. What?! Lol.

[loki]

Garbage Bag
Coat Hanger
Duct Tape

Dood....

[loki]

Power puff girls DVD, hand lotion, Kleenex

[Booter22]

pillow case, bars of soap, ski mask

[Tozer]

Dood....

sorry...

pregnancy test
rat poison
shovel

[SilentJay]

Exlax
Lithium grease
PVC piping

[Booter22]

matches
lighter fluid
zip ties

[The Wolf]

Candy
Santa suit
Ammo

[JonsMazda]

Bra, Panties, Toy Cuffs.

[Aitch]

Enema kit
Tabasco sauce
Safety goggles

[eSS]

Video camera, cucumber, blindfold

[m_bisson]

Butcher knife
Goggles
Rubber coveralls/apron

[kilo4321]

Enema kit
Tabasco sauce
Safety goggles

Since when do they have enema kits at Walmart?? LOL!

[Thrizzl3]

toy gen pu mazda 3, axe body spray, bbq lighter

[kilo4321]

-Jillian Miachels workout DVD
-Jergens hand cream
-20 grit sand paper

[Nooby31]

Handcuffs
Drano
Funnel

Yes I know....sick

[S.F.W.]

Lighter fluid
Butcher knife
Goodnight moon(children's book)

[asyed]

lighter
Propane tank
Ski Mask

[Default User]

"Ready to Go" Roast Chicken
Imodium
Toilet Paper

[greaves82]

Toy gun
ski mask
duct tape

[goodcase]

Vaseline, cucumber, condoms.

[kilo4321]

Vaseline, cucumber, condoms.

You might want to re read the rules lol

[eSS]

American pie DVD
Apple pie
Flyer with models posing with lingerie

[m_bisson]

Why put a condom on a cucumber? It isn't going to make gherkins with you.

[Default User]

Pack of Red Bull
Adult Diapers
Halo 4

[The Wolf]

-Pens
-Envelopes
-Job Application

[loosecannon]

Bra.
Panties.
Baby oil.

[Genpu_Mz3]

george forman grill
holesaw
pack of smokes

[greyseason]

candy
sleeping pills
blender

[loki]

Pack of Red Bull
Adult Diapers
Halo 4

yes!

[leungalv]

leather gloves
rifle
the book "f**k it: the ultimate spiritual way" by John Parkin (it's a humour book ...)

[Thrizzl3]

half baked (movie)
chips
koolaid mix

[greyseason]

half baked (movie)
chips
koolaid mix

HAHA sounds like a awesome day

[loki]

black shoe polish
shake n' bake
squirrel costume

it's only racist if it's not funny....

[The Wolf]

black shoe polish
shake n' bake
squirrel costume

it's only racist if it's not funny....

so... it's racist then.


heh heh heh

[loki]

so... it's racist then.


heh heh heh

touche

[iconicrocket]

Gerbil
Paper towel core
Rusty coat hanger

[Thrizzl3]

beans
matches
white underwear

[leungalv]

Gerbil
Paper towel core
Rusty coat hanger

The scary part about this is that:

1. you believe these can be purchased at WalMart
2. you would actually consider these items to be worthy of being purchased

:chuckle

[goodcase]

You might want to re read the rules lol

damn it, thats what happens when you speed read. Well, I suppose Vaseline (because it's technically not a lube), cucumbers, pantyhose.

[Vgandoza]

Lol at this thread hahaha

[Booter22]

night vision goggles. bow and arrows. peperoni sticks

[silverstarmazda]

engine oil, oil pan, fram oil filter

[Hyperion]

engine oil, oil pan, fram oil filter

I don't get it.

[Hyperion]

Vaseline
Cucumber
Children's Movie.

[Thrizzl3]

Vaseline
Cucumber
Children's Movie.

Pedojosh Ftw....

[eSS]

Shaving cream
Peanut butter
Dog whistle

[leungalv]

Pedojosh Ftw....

should get the baby pickles instead then ;-)

[Default User]

Sleeping pills
Caffeine pills
twinkies

[rzapata]

CLR
Spatula
Wiping cloth

[bubba1983]

dayquill, redbull and a cape!

[Booter22]

well this kind of died off...

but for old times sake.

car battery, booster cables, foot bath,

[greyseason]

lamp, table, chloroform

[FD22]

Crotch guard, scissors, hair gel

Pillow, handcuffs, paintbrush

[6strings]

Enema kit
Tabasco sauce
Safety goggles

LMFAO

[Pokaroo Kris]

Can of beans
Chaps
Cigarette lighter

[Soulsofmischief]

Vaseline
Full house DVD
Memory Card

[geobur]

toy gen pu mazda 3, axe body spray, bbq lighter

LOL!

[r4mi5awi]

Vaseline, Baseball bat, Dish gloves

[proDJtege]

LMFAO this thread is priceless.


latex gloves
police officer Halloween costume
pack of cigars

[Booter22]

baseball bat, plastic bags, area rug

[bryansbestwax]

fertilizer, case of fire starter, watch

[r4mi5awi]

kid's bathing suit (boy or girl), michael jackson concert dvd (the more recent, the more creepy), grape drink or wine (aka jesus juice).

[SirWanker]

Depends
Imodium
case of pedialyte

[sudz]

Martini Glasses
Olives
Jug of Hand Sanitizer.

[r4mi5awi]

I almost vomited reading that lol

[sudz]

Dog Shampoo
Dog Towel
Heavy Duty Gas powered Pressure washer

[sudz]

Oh god what is going on with my mind! This thread is horribly awesome.

[r4mi5awi]

Box, hole in box, d*** in box :P

Just one item really...

[loki]

Box, hole in box, d*** in box :P

Just one item really...

Where you gonna get a dick from?

[loki]

And no I don't count

[geobur]

Box, hole in box, d*** in box :P

Just one item really...

and you have to buy scissors for the hole...

[genericmoniker]

They usually have a set at customer service.

Garbage bags, duct tape, cat treats.

[peterm15]

Id pick up a plastic tarp, duct tape, the cashier.

[geobur]

Id pick up a plastic tarp, duct tape, the cashier.

what if the cashier is an old lady, or a man...or an old man...??? What then?

[r4mi5awi]

and you have to buy scissors for the hole...

do you really? :cool

[peterm15]

what if the cashier is an old lady, or a man...or an old man...??? What then?

I was meaning physically pick up. Not in a hit on kind of way.

[geobur]

I was meaning physically pick up. Not in a hit on kind of way.

Ohhhh...derp

[Booter22]

anyone have any new ones :P

[greyseason]

Tongs, cactus, bed sheets

[Metal Wing]

I'd get:

- Book: How to rob a bank without a gun
- Ski mask
- Duffel bag

[pwdunmore]

1. Vibrator
2. Duct tape
3. Bicycle

[Chrisinski]

Ladys wig
Tight black dress
Shaving kit.

[greyseason]

1. Vibrator
2. Duct tape
3. Bicycle

reading that made me laugh out loud


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUg3v2Rz5Zs

[greyseason]

roll of cookie dough
jergans
Star wars trilogy

[Wylie]

(american Walmart)
Handgun, 1 bullet, notepad

[sudz]

Motor oil.

Funnel.

Hamster.

[asyed]

Rope. Extra large Garbage bag. Knife.

[jchc91]

Candy
Rope
Baby diapers

[Default User]

Ex-Lax
Rubber gloves
"I'm sorry" Hallmark card

[5_Alive]

Barbie doll
Candy
Video camera

[Default User]

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160506/a879084eb753c1dbb762edfd7a9b699c.jpg


Name 3 Things you can buy at Walmart (Canada) to freak out the cashier.

....and.........GO!

[Hyperion]

I swear We already had this thread somewhere

[Default User]

Yeah I couldn't find it. LOL

[SirWanker]

:P clicky here (http://www.torontomazda3.ca/forum/showthread.php?68279-The-quot-WalMart-quot-game&highlight=walmart+game)

[S.F.W.]

gold...you created the original thread as well.merging.

[Default User]

4 years ago LOL
Epic bump

[loki]

fail

[Default User]

fail

2 more items...

[loki]

2 more items...

Fail
Default
User

[Jeff-TheBiz]

Time Machine
AOL dial up internet floppy disk
Pentium 2 computer.

[Kiewan]

Jar of pickles
Lipstick
Jumper cables