How do I LIE to my supervisor to get time off work?

[Nino]

Thats right. I need to lie to my supervisor and I need your help.

I don't want to work the 25th. They won't give me the day off and no one will switch.



Ive spent every Christmas with my family. Not willing to work it.


I can't call in sick. How do I get it off?

[CloudPump]

Flat tire, car won't start, death in the family...

-Geoff

[Sivart444]

Don't get in TOO deep, depending how close you are with your coworkers- faking a death could become a much bigger lie then intended.

[Nino]

Damn.. I used to play the dead grandparent excuse when I was 15. I think my grandpa died about 18 times.

Wont pull that card out of respect though.

How about stomach flu/diarrhea?

[SomeGuy]

Man up and work it or quit your job. That's the way the world works, trying to duck your responsibilities is bad.

[Jenuine]

What kind of work do you do?

I thought most people had the 25th off.

Only thing I can think of is talking to your supervisor and ask to work a half day, or work from home (if possible)?

[FoXy]

Are you entitled to take time off? Could you not have booked it off previously? Pretty sure they can't force you to work a stat holiday. But then again, I dont know what you do.

If my work told me they wanted me to work xmas I would flat out say not a chance. If they said I had to I would still say no, and that they can fire me. IF they did fire me, I'd get a lawyer. But then again, my company wouldn't do that, we are closed over xmas thats how much we like it lol

[loki]

Man up and work it or quit your job. That's the way the world works, trying to duck your responsibilities is bad.

If you've already asked for the time off and wasn't approved, a lie on Christmas Day would be pretty obvious

If you need to lie at work, time to find a new job

[Aitch]

First off, don't post about it on the internet.

[rajin929]

would be funny if said supervisor is on TM3.

http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/images/kyle_sick_day.jpg

[loki]

First off, don't post about it on the internet.

This

[Cush29]

IF you take a job that has operational hours on stat holidays, overnights and weekends then you should expect to have to work some / all of them. If you simply do not want to then as others have said it's time to find a new job. This is the kind of stuff that drives me crazy, I manage 18 people who all agree to be available for weekends, nights, stat days etc. and verbally agree to it during an interview and hiring and then sign off on it when they start.

Then when the time actually comes if they haven't been able to book the time off because they were too late putting in for the time off and someone else booked it off they pull this type of BS and lie saying they have an emergency or are sick and can't work.

Doesn't happen all the time and it's not all the team but there are some usual and repeat offenders.

Let me give you some advice here - if you lie about it your boss will know. IF they are anything at all like me they will do everything they can to ensure they catch you in this lie and fire your ass when they do.

Your personal integrity is something that so many people understimate the value of.......for me if I can't trust people why the hell would I want them working for me? You would gain so much by letting your boss know you really wanted it off and are making the scarifice to work this year in hopes you can get it off next year.

Or do yourself and your boss a favour and quit now so they can fill the shift.

[Cush29]

would be funny if said supervisor is on TM3.

http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/images/kyle_sick_day.jpg

Pure awesomness...........busted.

I once 'caught' a doctors note that the date had been changed on by an employee. I called them at home to come in for a meeting to discuss an 'issue with their medical documentation' and had to leave a message as they didn't answer. After them dodging my calls and refusing registered mail for a week I left a new message at their place telling them their employment contract had been terminated.

What do you know, they called me back 2 mintues later - begging for another chance.

I let the call go to voicemail and never called them back.

Karma's a byitch ain't it?

[07carbon3]

religion

[Nikhil Pali]

Don't post where you work here. This way they wont link it back to you. Usually retail places like walmart, bestbuy etc ask employees to work on 25th to set things up for boxing day and they need extra guys to set everything up.

Best advice I would give is go into work and ask your friend to call your manager like 1hr into your shift that some emergency has come and you need to come asap. Emergency reason could be allergy attach from eating peanuts or something not too serious but you need to be thr to take him to emergency room type.
Or do a no call no show and say you got drunk and forgot to come in.

[loki]

Don't post where you work here. This way they wont link it back to you. Usually retail places like walmart, bestbuy etc ask employees to work on 25th to set things up for boxing day and they need extra guys to set everything up.

Best advice I would give is go into work and ask your friend to call your manager like 1hr into your shift that some emergency has come and you need to come asap. Emergency reason could be allergy attach from eating peanuts or something not too serious but you need to be thr to take him to emergency room type.
Or do a no call no show and say you got drunk and forgot to come in.

Awesome advice

[schmat66]

man up and work.... better to work then not have a job and have the millions of people that would do anything for that job...

[r4mi5awi]

There's nothing more that's been already said. I just hope you give this thread the respect it deserves and update us on the 25th lol. Don't flake on us like you will your job.

[Noisy Crow]

Then when the time actually comes if they haven't been able to book the time off because they were too late putting in for the time off and someone else booked it off they pull this type of BS and lie saying they have an emergency or are sick and can't work.

... and then someone else has to pull OT to cover their absence. Good luck with your coworkers when the first thing they say the next time you show your face is, "Yay, thanks a lot, I was looking forward to spending at least some of my time with family on Christmas Day, but because you bailed I couldn't".

[Slade]

I have had to work 2 out of the last 8 Christmas's, its part of life, family comes first, but making a living is top priority, just the way society goes.

[geobur]

Don't post where you work here. This way they wont link it back to you. Usually retail places like walmart, bestbuy etc ask employees to work on 25th to set things up for boxing day and they need extra guys to set everything up.

Best advice I would give is go into work and ask your friend to call your manager like 1hr into your shift that some emergency has come and you need to come asap. Emergency reason could be allergy attach from eating peanuts or something not too serious but you need to be thr to take him to emergency room type.
Or do a no call no show and say you got drunk and forgot to come in.

LOL I am trying this next time I don't want to work..."Sorry boss I was in a drunken stupor and forgot to come in"

[rajin929]

Best advice I would give is go into work and ask your friend to call your manager like 1hr into your shift that some emergency has come and you need to come asap. Emergency reason could be allergy attach from eating peanuts or something not too serious but you need to be thr to take him to emergency room type.
Or do a no call no show and say you got drunk and forgot to come in.

if that's the best you can do...better to just not give advice at all

[Nikhil Pali]

if that's the best you can do...better to just not give advice at all

Yes that is the best I can do, lol. Too anyone who need a sarcasm board to understand sarcasm like rajin929, the second reason was sarcasm. You will get fired for it. Use your head. And the first method actually happened at my work where employee actually had an emergency for a friend and we had to let him leave to attend to that. But that said, you have to be in good books with your boss for any reason to float.

[CloudPump]

LOL I am trying this next time I don't want to work..."Sorry boss I was in a drunken stupor and forgot to come in"

Might work if your boss is the mayor of toronto.

-Geoff

[Timotee]

If you've already asked for the time off and wasn't approved, a lie on Christmas Day would be pretty obvious

If you need to lie at work, time to find a new job

+1 on what Loki mentioned.....it is obvious when you call in sick on that day, more so that you already tried to apply for time-off.

I know how it feels spending every Christmas with the family but believe me when I say this, your job is one of the things that sustains the family.

I had at least two instances wherein I was at work during Christmas, I just had to accept the fact that my livelihood requires me to be there on that day.

I know we have not been much of a help to you but it is for your own good my friend.

[jonjon72]

I would easily write you up as a supervisor if you had tried to book it off, was declined and called in absent. Man up and work it. The fact that you have to ask how to lie to a group of people you hardly know online shows a lack of maturity. If you don't like it, quit and find a company that is closed on Christmas day.

Look on the bright side, you get paid time and a half plus it shouldn't be too busy depending on what line of work your in.

[schmat66]

I would easily write you up as a supervisor if you had tried to book it off, was declined and called in absent. Man up and work it. The fact that you have to ask how to lie to a group of people you hardly know online shows a lack of maturity. If you don't like it, quit and find a company that is closed on Christmas day.

Look on the bright side, you get paid time and a half plus it shouldn't be too busy depending on what line of work your in.

wont it be double time?

[Mitchell3]

imo, you had to have known your company operates on Christmas ahead of this. Therefore you should have booked it off in as far advance as possible. Just keep trying to trade and find someone who doesn't celebrate xmas. Otherwise you should work it.

[ZeroChalk]

Pretty much echo most of the other comments and just accept you have to work Christmas (it's part of the whole growing up and being responsible). On the flip side you can just send an email that your sick and leave it at that. Your supervisor won't believe any excuse you can possibly can come up with so why waste more time?

[JonsMazda]

Food poisoning xmas eve, can't work.

[Nino]

Man up and work it or quit your job. That's the way the world works, trying to duck your responsibilities is bad.

I work 2 full time jobs. Ive seen homelessness flash before my eyes before. Im aware of "how the world works" in many senses.

Thanks for the advice though.

[bubba1983]

time and a half man!!!!
thats a no brainer!!!

[Nino]

Ive given 5 weeks notice and the answer I get is "no" with a grin on his face.

Im scheduled the 24th,25th,26th, 28th (my birthday). 31st night shift and 1st.

If I really want to I can get a doctor to write me a fake note for 20 bucks but thats not necessary.


Why are some people mad here? My boss will NEVER see this post. Im not worried.

I own everyone where I work because im damn good. My supervisor is my little bitch. I keep it real and straight up. When that doesn't work ill lie my way out.

You gotta do what you gotta do.

I love my family and ill do what it takes to be with them on Christmas just like the past 24 years.

I aint quitting because I love money. I like the cash of 2 full time jobs. I worked damn hard to obtain these two jobs. I work hard enough both places to get the time off. They only want me those days because im good.

[Templar Knight]

Well i had something else written, but after seeing your slotted all those days, i would ask for some compromise. Work the 25th and get new years off... To some people, Christmas doesn't have to be on the 25th. It can be whenever you want. Are you by yourself all those days?

[JonsMazda]

Ive given 5 weeks notice and the answer I get is "no" with a grin on his face.

Im scheduled the 24th,25th,26th, 28th (my birthday). 31st night shift and 1st.

If I really want to I can get a doctor to write me a fake note for 20 bucks but thats not necessary.


Why are some people mad here? My boss will NEVER see this post. Im not worried.

I own everyone where I work because im damn good. My supervisor is my little bitch. I keep it real and straight up. When that doesn't work ill lie my way out.

You gotta do what you gotta do.

I love my family and ill do what it takes to be with them on Christmas just like the past 24 years.

I aint quitting because I love money. I like the cash of 2 full time jobs. I worked damn hard to obtain these two jobs. I work hard enough both places to get the time off. They only want me those days because im good.

Now you got me curious in what you do....so what do you do?

Just use the food poisoning excuse....

[JonsMazda]

Also if you are so damn good, they wouldn't fire you cause you called in sick....because they need you.

[SomeGuy]

If your supervisor has really unjustly scheduled you for more than your share of holidays (keeping seniority, etc. in mind), then go to his/her boss and deal with it. Don't just skip out on work.

If you're just being a whiney bitch, man up and work.

There's no reason to LIE!

[optiklenz13]

Subbed for awesomeness. This might make Loki's thread of awesome sauce.. Is it Friday yet? I'm off on the 23rd until the new year.. It'll be great..

Sorry to rub that in.. :loki2

[SirWanker]

Also if you are so damn good, they wouldn't fire you cause you called in sick....because they need you.

Well he already gave 5 weeks notice....so termination is inevitable.

[Timotee]

Was it 5 weeks advance notice of taking a time off for the 25th? Or 5 weeks "notice", as in resigning? I think it's the former.....

[Mazda3_06]

work it man...im working 24,25,26,31,1 all on the night shift as well
i dont know what kinda work u do but it should be a stress free day!

[silverstarmazda]

woork it and celebrate another day!!

or theres always self harm (slipping and busting your hip) and filing for workers comp at the same time :/ my old co-workers (half the shop) would sometimes disappear into the "hospital" on the same holiday.... and come back the next day good as new. i highly dont recommend this as A) i dont wish harm to anyone and B) you be a bitch to work the system like that

[Nooby31]

Just work, you will get double time and a half! I work each year on Christmas and it really is one of the easiest days of the year to work because no one else is working lol.

[mazdaspeedemon3]

Just work, you will get double time and a half! I work each year on Christmas and it really is one of the easiest days of the year to work because no one else is working lol.

wtf is double time and a half?

[loki]

Subbed for awesomeness. This might make Loki's thread of awesome sauce.. Is it Friday yet? I'm off on the 23rd until the new year.. It'll be great..

Sorry to rub that in.. :loki2

Actually I think I'll add to that thread while I wait for the leafs game to start


:goleafsgo

[loki]

wtf is double time and a half?

Paid time for the stat holiday plus being paid time and half for working that day.

Which is different than just working a Saturday. Technically you're only really getting the time and half extra since the stat holidays are built into your salary anyway

[Nooby31]

wtf is double time and a half?

exactly what Loki said. it is just stat pay plus time and a half = double time and a half!

[ice512]

no one think this is actually a troll post? ;)

[The Wolf]

religion

Pretty sure this is the the perfect answer. I don't think you should skip work, quit or work. But if you're not gonna go in, this is probably your best shot.

[cwp_sedan]

I own everyone where I work because im damn good. My supervisor is my little bitch. I keep it real and straight up. When that doesn't work ill lie my way out.

Doesn't sound like you do or you wouldn't be asking this.

[Stathakos]

wtf is double time and a half?

Its when you get paid double your normal hourly rate. PLUS another half of what you make hourly. So if you make $12 an hour, you'll get $24 PLUS another $6, so $30 an hour ;)

[Punkrockjohn]

Lmao died at the title of this post

[Nino]

This job a security job for a new meat facility with good pay for security work.

There are 4 people here at a time that watch movies/sleep/wander around. I dont care what they do but im the only person on my shift that does work without slacking off. When something happens im cool and calm. I can peoblem solve and talk like no one else. I look after all my coworkers.

Even my supervisor panics and runs around leaving a trail of curry scent everywhere.

Im labled as a "strong" worker which is why I get booked so much. Im practically the night supervisor without the title.

I work at Kia for my real day job.

I dont need the double time pay. Im not strapped for cash. I budget well.


LOL at some people here with this washed up sheep mentality. You make a post being straight up about something and you get heat. You get people saying theyd write you up*oh my god not a write up!!! Please!*

if I changed the title and made a sob story id get a bunch of "awwws" and everyone helping.

[jeffjones]

Ive given 5 weeks notice and the answer I get is "no" with a grin on his face.

Im scheduled the 24th,25th,26th, 28th (my birthday). 31st night shift and 1st.


I own everyone where I work because im damn good. My supervisor is my little bitch. I keep it real and straight up. When that doesn't work ill lie my way out.

I thought your supervisor was your bitch and you own everyone at work?
If so, why did you get denied time off with 5 weeks notice?
Why did you get scheduled for all the bitch shifts?
And why do you have to find a way to lie to him?

If he is truly your bitch, say "I'm not coming in so you might as well find a replacement for that day.

Sounds to me like your supervisor owns you, and someone is his bitch.

On another note, I worked in a highly multicultural warehouse once and the world cup finals only 11 of 50 of the warehouse staff came to work, the others called in sick lol.

[loki]

Regardless of the thread title you sound rediculous


What's happening at this meat factory that makes you so amazing? People stealing meat every hour?

What's wrong with curry?

Who's the bitch again? Have you seen the movie "The Green Mile"?

Haha

[Dave_The_BMXER]

When I was 18 I had a job in a kitchen. I had been there 1 year trained over a half dozen employees and recently got a promotion. I asked my boss for a day off the day he made the schedule and he said no it was made (not posted mind you) and I needed to find someone to take it. I couldn't find someone to work it and I had a trip booked to Montreal that left that afternoon so I called in sick.

I was fired with no prior write ups or anything of the sort. Got back from my trip and I was told they didn't need people like me working there.

While I wasn't really shook up about it or anything (and was able to get some pay for wrongful dismissal) it was a good lesson on how NOT to get a day off when you've already been rejected.

Don't be me.

[Shinglez]

religion

This.

[greffer31]

keep in mind if you do something stupid and they decide to fire you it could come back to bite you when future employers are considering you for a job

if you are as good at this job as you say you are it would be a great thing to have on a resume so dont blow it

[Nikhil Pali]

Even my supervisor panics and runs around leaving a trail of curry scent everywhere.



http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/racist1.gif


I bet your boss owns you and I bet he will fire you for any reason you give to take the day off.

Unless,
http://memecrunch.com/meme/8E9B/how-to-get-a-week-off-work/image.png

[cwp_sedan]

The thing is everyone, and I mean everyone is replaceable. Even if you think your untouchable, I would be prepared to lose your job over it that's all.

Religion is probably the only thing you "could" use, but even then your story would have to be rock solid lol.

Just go to work.

[RTEnthusiast]

Yeah, the "curry scent" comment definitely rubbed me the wrong way.

I echo everyone else's sentiments. If you're "so damn good that your boss is your little b*tch", you shouldn't have this issue. However, you do have this issue. It's time to face a reality check that maybe he's grinning at you for a reason. Maybe your attitude is so crappy around the workplace that making you work the holidays is his way of getting back at you for your piss-poor behaviour all year.

Now, I may be wrong about all this because I don't know you. Hell, none of us really know you - your attitude throughout this thread just screams that you're being a bitch about all this.

Since your job is one where you may have to work stat holidays, a "request" for time off is just that, a request. It has been denied. Either you appeal it to the appropriate supervisor, or you suck it up. I recommend the latter.



I actually enjoy every minute of working. Either I'm at my desk in my home office, or I'm out and about road testing/video/photoshooting the latest and greatest. Can't beat that. :)

[FoXy]

:pop this got entertaining

[pwdunmore]

This thread just reminds me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUaXAsMda9M

FBGM lol...

[switzah]

Well That escalated quickly....

[Timotee]

+1 on what Loki mentioned.....it is obvious when you call in sick on that day, more so that you already tried to apply for time-off.

I know how it feels spending every Christmas with the family but believe me when I say this, your job is one of the things that sustains the family.

I had at least two instances wherein I was at work during Christmas, I just had to accept the fact that my livelihood requires me to be there on that day.

I know we have not been much of a help to you but it is for your own good my friend.

Nino, although I have said my piece already, I really suggest you just go through the motions and work on that day. Like what I said, I know how it feels and it can be frustrating. You said it yourself, you like the "money".....just think of it as double the money for the family.

Not everyone is lucky as you, to have a job, two at that. I just go laid off two weeks ago and I am taking it in stride. Not easy for a family of four but I know something will come up.

You have blessings coming your way....be thankful my friend that you have them.

[midnightfxgt]

Just don't show up. You're so amazing, and your boss is your bitch... what bad could possibly happen? /sarcasm

Seriously, you work in a place that is obviously year round, including holidays. Man up and work. You sound like a spoiled kid. I dont think I know anyone who has been close to homelessness, who would risk their job.

What makes you so special that you should LIE to get the time off? Someone else would need to fill your spot... selfish

-John

[silverstarmazda]

lets look on the other end...is there something special happening on the 25th that you MUST celebrate on that day? other than it being christmas, its not like the world is going to end on boxing day or jesus is going to drop into your house.

it sucks i know, but make double the money and celebrate bigger and better on another day with your family to make up for not being there on the 25th. you keep your job, get more money to celebrate bigger, and probably get more in the long run (maybe promotion for working on a holiday?). sometimes you need to take sacrifices in order to live better. we've all been there "i dont want to go to work", but you have to be responsible and just bust through another day.

sorry you cant get what you want, but its better than risking losing your job and testing just how good you can budget.

[geobur]

:pop

Well this is interesting, I LOLed at the Curry smell comment...couldn't believe that was said...:AH

Hey guys I think I found a picture of OP http://i1341.photobucket.com/albums/o747/geobur/Random%20Stuff/clinteastwood_zpscae20121.jpg (http://s1341.photobucket.com/user/geobur/media/Random%20Stuff/clinteastwood_zpscae20121.jpg.html)

[midnightfxgt]

^^^ Poster sounds much younger LOL.

"I don't want to work, so I want to lie, and make someone else work it... Screw them!" LOL

[cwp_sedan]

^^^ Poster sounds much younger LOL.

"I don't want to work, so I want to lie, and make someone else work it... Screw them!" LOL

OP is around 25 based on his comments earlier about the "24 years before" or whatever.


lol by quoting that it makes me laugh how juvenile that sounds.

[midnightfxgt]

OP is around 25 based on his comments earlier about the "24 years before" or whatever.


lol by quoting that it makes me laugh how juvenile that sounds.

I missed that... I would have said 19ish lol

[Zotaga]

The most common ones that I've seen used are:

- I have explosive diarrhea, I cannot sit still for more than 5 minutes without needing to shit (then offer the boss pictures if you would like documentation and find a good picture on the internet of a really nasty shit)
- A friend of the family passed away (play off the death card, it's unethical, but it works)
- Tell them you have an eye infection and it's so bad that you can't see due to the light sensitivity. This usually clears up in a day or two, so it's a viable lie if you can pull it off.. just don't use it too often or they'll call your bluff.
- You are a witness to an accident (find the closest accident that's on your way to work and use it to your advantage)

If you're not good with any of these excuses, then just suck it up and go to work..


^^^ Poster sounds much younger LOL.

"I don't want to work, so I want to lie, and make someone else work it... Screw them!" LOL

[Mr Wilson]

LOUD NOISES

[Timotee]

The most common ones that I've seen used are:

- I have explosive diarrhea, I cannot sit still for more than 5 minutes without needing to shit (then offer the boss pictures if you would like documentation and find a good picture on the internet of a really nasty shit)
- A friend of the family passed away (play off the death card, it's unethical, but it works)
- Tell them you have an eye infection and it's so bad that you can't see due to the light sensitivity. This usually clears up in a day or two, so it's a viable lie if you can pull it off.. just don't use it too often or they'll call your bluff.
- You are a witness to an accident (find the closest accident that's on your way to work and use it to your advantage)

If you're not good with any of these excuses, then just suck it up and go to work..

LOL.....sorry guys.....but as it is.....it had to be explosive.

[loki]

I don't know how to make memes anymore,

but insert a Sixth Sense " I see Brown people" meme. "some of them smell like curry and don't even know they smell like curry"

[mathew.poulos]

I don't know how to make memes anymore,


Search :loki2

[The Wolf]

eat a pound of raw chicken that's been sitting on the counter for a few days, come in, shit yourself, go home and shit your pants at home.

everyone wins.

ps, your manager is probably smarter than you think.

[loki]

eat a pound of raw chicken that's been sitting on the counter for a few days, come in, shit yourself, go home and shit your pants at home.

everyone wins.

ps, your manager is probably smarter than you think.

Haha

[asyed]

eat a pound of raw chicken that's been sitting on the counter for a few days, come in, shit yourself, go home and shit your pants at home.

everyone wins.

ps, your manager is probably smarter than you think.


http://weknowmemes.com/generator/uploads/generated/g137546945018816480.jpg

[Zotaga]

OR.. eat some hot peppers/jalepenos and chug a half litre of milk.. that'll get you explosive shits.


eat a pound of raw chicken that's been sitting on the counter for a few days, come in, shit yourself, go home and shit your pants at home.

everyone wins.

ps, your manager is probably smarter than you think.

[Jackal]

I don't even know what to write. So many strange comments by the OP here. Mindblown.

[SirWanker]

*sigh* get a bottle of ipecac syrup from your pharmacy. Consume cream of corn soup with some hot dogs. Just as you arrive to work take 15-30mL of the syrup. Show-time in ~20-30 minutes.

[mickey_g]

got molested by aliens?

[Kiewan]

With so many options given that involve inducing _______ : which one will you possibly choose?
just go to work. celebrate Christmas before or after your shift.

[asyed]

just go to work. celebrate Christmas before or after your shift.

or during...


Just put up your family Christmas tree in the office and invite everyone over :D

[Stathakos]

LOL

http://makeameme.org/media/created/you-said-you-3o8i3m.jpg

[peterm15]

Idk.

For me the most viable option is to not be a bitch and work.

Adulthood sucks.... get used to it.... it ain't gonna get much better.


Ive worked almost every xmas for the last 10 years. Emergency service work sucks but someone has to do it.



BTW. Ive fired people for less. Without wrongful dismissal claims. It only takes a week or so to write someone up a few times.

[asyed]

Tbh i myself have not considered working during the college semester because id be in a similar situation to op half the time because of the times where i would not be able to realistically finish my assignments ( some of which take entire nights already) without taking time off work. Now if I was in a program that was purely based off taking notes and having one big exam at the end of each class... I wouldnt mind working and maybe taking a week off for exams...





but really op.. just deal with it and go.

[Nino]

^^^ Poster sounds much younger LOL.

"I don't want to work, so I want to lie, and make someone else work it... Screw them!" LOL

Youre god damn right. Me first attitude. Always.

why did the curry smell line bother some of you? It's the truth. I gag every time im face to face with him and everyone talks about it.


who wants to see my email mentioning it to my boss?

Oh. Did I forget to mention im being promoted to site leader? Now I have the title over the supervisor.

U phaggots mad lol.


to those who gave legit advice. Thank you.

[loki]

Youre god damn right. Me first attitude. Always.

why did the curry smell line bother some of you? It's the truth. I gag every time im face to face with him and everyone talks about it.


who wants to see my email mentioning it to my boss?

Oh. Did I forget to mention im being promoted to site leader? Now I have the title over the supervisor.

U phaggots mad lol.


to those who gave legit advice. Thank you.

:thumbsup

[greffer31]

wow...just wow:facepalm

no class whatsoever, brutal attitude to go through life with

[SirWanker]

Youre god damn right. Me first attitude. Always.
why did the curry smell line bother some of you? It's the truth. I gag every time im face to face with him and everyone talks about it.
who wants to see my email mentioning it to my boss?
Oh. Did I forget to mention im being promoted to site leader? Now I have the title over the supervisor.
U phaggots mad lol.
to those who gave legit advice. Thank you.

If you were being promoted to site leader then why bother asking us on what lie to use?
oh wait.....so you can be that kind of "supervisor" when any person asks for time off.
As for the curry body odour....deal with it as it is a by-product of one's diet.

[Nikhil Pali]

http://s22.postimg.org/vjp9if3cx/cookie_meme_generator.jpg

lol... good for you. But now that you are site leader, won't you have to work on all those days. Coz u know, u soo senior and site leader have to be on the site.

[slam525i]

U phaggots mad lol.

All you need to know about the OP, you get from this one sentence.

[pwdunmore]

This thread is hilarious... OP is a joker and master troll for getting so many people's panties in a bunch lmao.

I love how everyone is so quick to get on their high horse half of the stuff in this thread.

http://i1148.photobucket.com/albums/o580/pwdunmore/Joe-Rogan-is-the-man_zps805d274e.jpg (http://s1148.photobucket.com/user/pwdunmore/media/Joe-Rogan-is-the-man_zps805d274e.jpg.html)

[Noisy Crow]

It does look like we need to work on our troll-baiting skills!

[Sivart444]

Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day!

[FoXy]

U phaggots mad lol.


This wasn't necessary.... smh

[Dave_The_BMXER]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v247/-Lone_wolf-/legendarythreadrc1.jpg

[Hyperion]

Holy crap, I've never had a better use for this gif.
http://www.imgur.com/1VzbssG.gif

[Jackal]

Youre god damn right. Me first attitude. Always.

why did the curry smell line bother some of you? It's the truth. I gag every time im face to face with him and everyone talks about it.


who wants to see my email mentioning it to my boss?

Oh. Did I forget to mention im being promoted to site leader? Now I have the title over the supervisor.

U phaggots mad lol.


to those who gave legit advice. Thank you.

Me.

[07carbon3]

Holy crap, I've never had a better use for this gif.
http://www.imgur.com/1VzbssG.gif

that gif needed to be post number 2

[mazdabetty]

LOUD NOISES

I just saw this and died......

[SKyactivmanny]

Idk.

For me the most viable option is to not be a bitch and work.

Adulthood sucks.... get used to it.... it ain't gonna get much better.


Ive worked almost every xmas for the last 10 years. Emergency service work sucks but someone has to do it.



BTW. Ive fired people for less. Without wrongful dismissal claims. It only takes a week or so to write someone up a few times.

THIS. Ive worked the 24th 25th 26th 31st and 1st since i was 16. Yes it sucks but it part of life. You want that paper you go and get it no excuses. Also hate hate emerg. Ive had to do some of the shittiest emergs.

[Aitch]

All you need to know about the OP, you get from this one sentence.

Custom user title?

[mickey_g]

I LIED to my supervisor to be on this thread at work

[loki]

Custom user title?

Yes!
Aitch

[switzah]

You guys are too funny 👏👏👏👏😭😭😭🔫🔫🔫

[leungalv]

All you need to know about the OP, you get from this one sentence.

Careful there ... he's gonna be a site leader soon! He's gonna make you his b**ch! :rolleyes

Anyways OP, I know it sucks, but you're clearly not in any position of authority to negotiate your hours and days so you'd best just go to work and stop scheming to get time off. Eventually, it'll just come back and bite you in the ass.

[asyed]

this thread just got that much more entertaining..

:pop

[Zotaga]

It's not molestation if he likes it.


got molested by aliens?

[mikey32235]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=rWX7Q7IiV6g

[jaimie08mazda3]

So thankful that I go back Monday then off till the 2nd. And it's paid. And as to telling your supervisor you cant come in tell him you feel like shit and can't do it. Or do what a guy I work with did a month ago. Get to work and tell them you need to go home for the day as you shit your pants and are having extreme stomach problems while on your drive in. Childish yes but realistically what supervisor is gonna question this? Or check for that matter.

[silverstarmazda]

Save your next shit in a zip lock bag. Whip it out on the day u got work and let them tell u to go home. Extra points if u rub it all over yourself

[07carbon3]

Save your next shit in a zip lock bag. Whip it out on the day u got work and let them tell u to go home. Extra points if u rub it all over yourself

wtf Sam lmao

[asyed]

Save your next shit in a zip lock bag. Whip it out on the day u got work and let them tell u to go home. Extra points if u rub it all over yourself

you and I really have a twisted sense of humor....

[Nikhil Pali]

Save your next shit in a zip lock bag. Whip it out on the day u got work and let them tell u to go home. Extra points if u rub it all over yourself

Plus the curry smell won't be a problem anymore. Everybody wins.

[asyed]

Plus the curry smell won't be a problem anymore. Everybody wins.

unless op himself eats curry... then its just 2x the trouble.

[r4mi5awi]

unless op himself eats curry... then its just 2x the trouble.

Double the trouble? Double the fun!

Double mint gum?

[DualSoul]

OP went full retard.

[Nikhil Pali]

Where is our great site leader. We need his expertise on how to make everyone his b****

[loki]

Where is our great site leader. We need his expertise on how to make everyone his b****

Dude it's the weekend......






He's probably working....

[Noisy Crow]

Dude it's the weekend......


He's probably skipping work....


Fixed it for you....

[silverstarmazda]

Dude it's the weekend......






He's probably getting fired....

fixed it twice

[RTEnthusiast]

Dude it's the weekend......






He's probably working....

This just made my night. Well done.

[07carbon3]

So are you working today?

[Thrizzl3]

I hope his supervisor sees this thread

[Shinglez]

This is an amazing christmas read.

[Stathakos]

Supervisor sees his tm3 plates, goes on to investigate

[asyed]

he probably is busy working....

[Aitch]

I predict an "actually I was without power for a week, thanks for caring a-holes" post in a few days.

[Mitchell3]

I predict an "actually I was without power for a week, thanks for caring a-holes" post in a few days.

Haha, I'd be okay with that as that's karma. Try and skip the day, no powa for u.

[FD22]

:chuckle

Great thread

[asyed]

#bestthread2013