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Zotaga
01-09-2014, 07:37 PM
And go..

Hyperion
01-09-2014, 07:38 PM
Yes

SomeGuy
01-09-2014, 08:13 PM
How many dumb threads is that now? I'm adding you to the list of people on tm3 that need to get laid badly...

1. asyed
2. Zotaga

asyed
01-09-2014, 08:15 PM
Yes

http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/14e/aff/445/resized/really-high-guy-meme-generator-yes-462f1d.jpg




How many dumb threads is that now? I'm adding you to the list of people on tm3 that need to get laid badly...

1. asyed
2. Zotaga


I feel like its a bad thing that I started this list...

Jenuine
01-09-2014, 08:15 PM
LOL

FD22
01-09-2014, 08:19 PM
LOL

+1


:pics


:nothing smiley

Thrizzl3
01-09-2014, 08:31 PM
are you a virgin?

peterm15
01-09-2014, 08:39 PM
are you a virgin?

A thread like this....

Im going to assume first time was about an hour ago.

Canadianbacon
01-09-2014, 08:45 PM
Any real on topic answers? Lol

Thrizzl3
01-09-2014, 08:48 PM
beside the condom shack at 3am

optiklenz13
01-09-2014, 09:00 PM
beside the condom shack at 3am

Which side? LOL!!!

http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5497/9634360492_b3946648b8_b.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/optiklenz13/9634360492/)
What If (http://www.flickr.com/photos/optiklenz13/9634360492/) by optiklenz13 (http://www.flickr.com/people/optiklenz13/), on Flickr

Thrizzl3
01-09-2014, 09:02 PM
can't remember...it was great though lol

schmat66
01-09-2014, 09:27 PM
back seat of a car @ sq1 underground mid day

Hyperion
01-09-2014, 09:43 PM
Any real on topic answers? Lol

Fine.....
Car x5 locations
Park
Cottage boat house (roof)
Many times with parents & grandparents home
That's all off the top of my head

This thread can end now.

DumpInfo
01-09-2014, 09:51 PM
Wait!

silverstarmazda
01-09-2014, 09:53 PM
my top two would be in the middle of a field and on a rooftop

Maz3Dan
01-09-2014, 10:03 PM
Next to the train tracks behind McGregor park.
In those round orange slides.
I found a small garage behind Lansdowne that left their cars outside, and unlocked...so in a random car! lol
Crossways Mall girls bathroom.
Behind Kent Public school.
Under the stairs at Bishop Marocco during night school.

I do get a pass for all these, since I was between the ages of 15-18.

Jenuine
01-09-2014, 10:13 PM
Next to the train tracks behind McGregor park.
In those round orange slides.
I found a small garage behind Lansdowne that left their cars outside, and unlocked...so in a random car! lol
Crossways Mall girls bathroom.
Behind Kent Public school.
Under the stairs at Bishop Marocco during night school.

I do get a pass for all these, since I was between the ages of 15-18.

I'm traumatized... I went to those parks, schools around the area, and that mall lol.

iraqi_mazda
01-09-2014, 10:13 PM
York university campus. there was a park on campus and a pond. I wasn't a student there, just visiting someone close-by and we thought it would be fun

r4mi5awi
01-09-2014, 10:14 PM
I'm starting to get the feeling the if I flash a black light on anything the second I step out my front door, chances are, somebody has had sex on it.

Thrizzl3
01-09-2014, 10:17 PM
there are a lot of slutty people on here :P lol

marcodude04
01-09-2014, 10:18 PM
LOL i had this convo today with kids in my class , find this thread so ironic :chuckle

r4mi5awi
01-09-2014, 10:20 PM
there are a lot of slutty people on here :P lol

Sluts. Sluts everywhere.

2013_M3
01-09-2014, 10:24 PM
Side of a deserted road in St.Catherine's, middle of day in an untinted civic, as a trucker passed by and honked the horn.... *shakes head*

mickey_g
01-09-2014, 10:27 PM
on tm3

Maz3Dan
01-09-2014, 10:46 PM
I'm traumatized... I went to those parks, schools around the area, and that mall lol.


LOL... yeah, I was a ....brave teen!

Cab0oze
01-09-2014, 10:57 PM
Middle of a lobby in university at 1am

switzah
01-09-2014, 11:00 PM
Public washroom
Park
Home
In a car with a cop at my window.
I don't know if I can think of anything else. Hah.

marcodude04
01-09-2014, 11:07 PM
bahaha why not...
1) water slide stairs on vacation during sunset so pretty light out
2) at a house with parents home
3) park
4) forest
5) in the shower and a pool
:chuckle:headbang

MickiWasHere
01-09-2014, 11:12 PM
back seat of a car @ sq1 underground mid day

man.. just by thinking of this I wish I had purchased a hatchback instead.. mine was on a stairs in an apartment bldg. and the other one was at the back of another apartment bldg.. it was a really fun experience though LOL will pause whenever we heard some noise XD

asyed
01-09-2014, 11:22 PM
I really hope you guys are all joking...

schmat66
01-09-2014, 11:26 PM
man.. just by thinking of this I wish I had purchased a hatchback instead.. mine was on a stairs in an apartment bldg. and the other one was at the back of another apartment bldg.. it was a really fun experience though LOL will pause whenever we heard some noise XD

moms tsx untinted... lmao

Hyperion
01-09-2014, 11:29 PM
I really hope you guys are all joking...

Oh youngin

Genpu_Mz3
01-09-2014, 11:45 PM
....outerspace

SKyactivmanny
01-09-2014, 11:57 PM
Signed a contract for a basement apartment, slept there that night on a blow up mattress, did the dirty, told lady apartment was unfit in the morning. Basically slept at random lady's house just to bone and left in the morning without paying a single cent.

Next to that is:
forest
Car
School bathroom
Hot tub
GO bus
Random peoples houses

At home with anybody in the house is a given. IDGAF

Zotaga
01-10-2014, 12:05 AM
Hahah, it's obv. not that dumb if everyone keeps posting in them. I'm a conversationalist.. I start convo's.. it keeps things interesting.


How many dumb threads is that now? I'm adding you to the list of people on tm3 that need to get laid badly...

1. asyed
2. Zotaga

Zotaga
01-10-2014, 12:09 AM
That's funny :chuckle


I'm starting to get the feeling the if I flash a black light on anything the second I step out my front door, chances are, somebody has had sex on it.


I'm traumatized... I went to those parks, schools around the area, and that mall lol.

FD22
01-10-2014, 12:14 AM
Hahah, it's obv. not that dumb if everyone keeps posting in them. I'm a conversationalist.. I start convo's.. it keeps things interesting.

Got that right lol



:ttiwwp


/creep

LOL

Zotaga
01-10-2014, 12:18 AM
lmao.. I don't think anyone has any pics..

http://s3.amazonaws.com/picable/2007/11/19/80831_Sex-on-Top-of-a-Car_400.jpg
http://elitedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Screen-Shot-2013-04-10-at-12.24.37-PM.png


Got that right lol



:ttiwwp


/creep

LOL

ace_master
01-10-2014, 12:21 AM
Alright... To name a few...

Go Bus stop
Random persons back yard
Under/on top of Trampoline (not what you'd expect)
On shingled roof in 30* heat... holy***itwashot!
In a tent with her family about 3 ft away
Canoe in the middle of day
Lake, Hot tubs, Showers
Many different cars... one of which caught the interest of a bystander who proceeded to walk right up to the car and cup their hands around their eyes against the windows... awkward!)
Random park washroom in Chicago
...

Cab0oze
01-10-2014, 06:23 AM
In a car with a cop at my window.

lool what?? Was the car blocking an intersection or somethin? :P

Kiewan
01-10-2014, 07:20 AM
Alright... To name a few...

Go Bus stop
Random persons back yard
Under/on top of Trampoline (not what you'd expect)
On shingled roof in 30* heat... holy***itwashot!
In a tent with her family about 3 ft away
Canoe in the middle of day
Lake, Hot tubs, Showers
Many different cars... one of which caught the interest of a bystander who proceeded to walk right up to the car and cup their hands around their eyes against the windows... awkward!)
Random park washroom in Chicago
...

Points for being the biggest Canadian so far: in a canoe in the middle of the day. Lol.

Aitch
01-10-2014, 07:55 AM
In the car in a random sideroad.
In the woods near a tennis court where we could hear kids playing.
Nearly every room of my parents' house when they were away one day.
In a room where about 5 other people were sleeping after a party.
Backseat of my car on a road trip to Florida while my best friend and his gf were up front thinking we were sleeping.
On a golf green after dark.

coriolis
01-10-2014, 08:13 AM
IKEA North York's children's department had a tube that connected one department to another that was off limits due to children getting lost, it was blocked off and covered for a while. Not many people knew of it, except for employees (and I was one).

Dubwize
01-10-2014, 08:30 AM
iDance 2000, middle of the day Nathan Phillips Square, during a rave.

PEPSIGIXXER
01-10-2014, 08:44 AM
favorite place would have been on the railway tracks going over the forks of credit road.
- In an ex's basement under a blanket while watching television in the dark with her sister on the next couch and parents up stairs
- in an ex's living room having full blown dirty sex and having her mom walk in on us and grabbing me by the woody and telling me I had a nice one but to never touch her daughter with it again and literally 2 hours later doing it again in the same room.
- if anyone knows brampton and Norton Place Park ( aka Chassels) behind the Lisa St buildings, everywhere i could get a piece since this was and old hang out.
- at school @ Bramalea secondary School, North park SS, Chinguacousy SS, Balmoral Senior public,
- the kiddie pool at Balmoral Rec. with another lifeguard.

Man after thinking of some of the places I have had sex, i think i could right a novel.

CloudPump
01-10-2014, 09:03 AM
On the GO Train.
In the University Library (Wilfrid Laurier).

-Geoff

r4BBiT
01-10-2014, 09:12 AM
lol, this is good :D

I guess I will share too:

- Few of times in car in random roads, one time little entrance to to someone farm and the farmer blocked my car with his truck and started yelling at us he will call cops for trespassing and didn't want to let us leave :\
- In a forest.
- On a couch while "watching movie" with roommates.
- Roommate's desk in college dorm (while he was away) and bathroom vanity.

That's some of the more memorable ones :D

dentinger
01-10-2014, 09:16 AM
Your mom's bed

geobur
01-10-2014, 09:39 AM
lol ah what the hell

In multiple cars (at the beach parking lot in Barrie, random back roads near my parents place, the Holiday Inn parking garage at Woodbine and Steeles in the middle of the day)
In my parents house while they were home
my ex girlfriends house while her parents were literally right down stairs with the door open, they started coming up the stairs at one point to ask her something...that was scary
my bosses house while he was at work (with one of my co-oworkers)
middle of a field
walking trails in a forest
in a dry culvert under the road
on a beach in Oshawa in the middle of the night while there were cops and other people like 100ft away
bathroom sink (or any other surface in a house)
random neighbors water slide and pool in the middle of the night. (we hoped the fence to go skinny dipping with some friends...and my ex and I did the dirty)
park slide and swings...the swings were really fun btw I think everyone should try it ;)
a girl I was kinda seeing who had a boyfriend in his tent while he was out doing something, with his family around...they were clueless because I was just a "friend trying to help her find something"

That is all the memorable ones I can think of right now

jab
01-10-2014, 09:40 AM
middle of a lake on a sea-doo ..you better hope you have some balance and stability if you plan to try this or you're going for a swim

switzah
01-10-2014, 10:37 AM
Damn... I'm gonna have to step up my game. Hahah!

switzah
01-10-2014, 10:39 AM
lool what?? Was the car blocking an intersection or somethin? :P

Lmao! No...it was happening in the car in a school parking lot, didn't know but a cop came to the window.. He didn't say anything I guess until he saw what was happening and then knocked on the window. It was so awkward lol!

SirWanker
01-10-2014, 10:42 AM
http://i.imgur.com/fm45xQ1.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/HHBmcSB.jpg

Dubwize
01-10-2014, 10:46 AM
Had that happen to me. I was parked on a side road, OPP pulls up beside me. Passenger side cop gets out knocks on the window tells us to move along, then he jumps back in the car and then they speed off. Didn't check ID's or anything, just asked the girl "if she was alright".


Lmao! No...it was happening in the car in a school parking lot, didn't know but a cop came to the window.. He didn't say anything I guess until he saw what was happening and then knocked on the window. It was so awkward lol!

switzah
01-10-2014, 10:49 AM
Had that happen to me. I was parked on a side road, OPP pulls up beside me. Passenger side cop gets out knocks on the window tells us to move along, then he jumps back in the car and then they speed off. Didn't check ID's or anything, just asked the girl "if she was alright".

Lollllll. YOLO

rajin929
01-10-2014, 10:56 AM
Your mom's bed

haha was waiting for someone to say that

SirWanker
01-10-2014, 11:18 AM
on a picnic table in a park somewhere in Lausanne @~3AM. It was great until the night patrol shone their search light on my @$$
at a friend's cottage, in the creaky upstairs bedroom while people were downstairs...heh all she wanted initially was for some moisturizing lotion on her back
in the water by a floating deck(?), same girl & cottage while my friends were drunk and stoned
in the cosmetics storage lockup (basement) when I worked for a certain national drug store
washroom beside one of the main York U lecture halls on a Sunday morning
did the dirty in the car while parked @one of the Centennial park lots

Dubwize
01-10-2014, 11:20 AM
It puts the lotion on the skin....... wait a minute.




on a picnic table in a park somewhere in Lausanne @~3AM. It was great until the night patrol shone their search light on my @$$
at a friend's cottage, in the creaky upstairs bedroom while people were downstairs...heh all she wanted initially was for some moisturizing lotion on her back
in the water by a floating deck(?), same girl & cottage while my friends were drunk and stoned
in the cosmetics storage lockup (basement) when I worked for a certain national drug store
washroom beside one of the main York U lecture halls on a Sunday morning
did the dirty in the car while parked @one of the Centennial park lots

2013_M3
01-10-2014, 11:33 AM
I feel like I didn't give my last post my all so

Park bench,
Bus shelter,
3rd floor in the bay change room @ eatons center
Sherdian college J wing top floor women's washroom
Underground parking lot
Side of road mentioned before
Glen Abbey golf course after dark
Underneath a playground
On a playground
In a tent mid day @ wasaga
In lake Ontario ..... woodbine beach not my proudest moment, probably tops the list now that I think about it

Aitch
01-10-2014, 11:50 AM
Man after thinking of some of the places I have had sex, i think i could right a novel.

Your avatar makes a lot more sense now.

2013_M3
01-10-2014, 11:53 AM
Your avatar makes a lot more sense now.

Lmao

PEPSIGIXXER
01-10-2014, 11:56 AM
and just think these are some of my more reasonable places or favorite places.

Your avatar makes a lot more sense now.

geobur
01-10-2014, 12:24 PM
yup just remembered a few,

Picnic table at a camp site
@work in the private washroom I share with my boss, with my co-worker
@work in the server room with the same co-worker

and these two places where I didn't have sex but fooled around
@work in the office I share with my boss, on his desk, and chair...(now I think about it...I really hope he doesn't read this forum :P)
and in the Walk in Freezer at Tim Hortons...that was...interesting and not quite as cold as I thought it would be

geobur
01-10-2014, 01:07 PM
admittedly I have always wanted to do the dirty at Old Cummer station...just because :P

pwdunmore
01-10-2014, 01:12 PM
Craziest place to have sex = in the butt

http://i1148.photobucket.com/albums/o580/pwdunmore/n725075089_288918_2774_zps6275b0a6.jpg (http://s1148.photobucket.com/user/pwdunmore/media/n725075089_288918_2774_zps6275b0a6.jpg.html)

switzah
01-10-2014, 01:14 PM
yup just remembered a few,

Picnic table at a camp site
@work in the private washroom I share with my boss, with my co-worker
@work in the server room with the same co-worker

and these two places where I didn't have sex but fooled around
@work in the office I share with my boss, on his desk, and chair...(now I think about it...I really hope he doesn't read this forum :P)
and in the Walk in Freezer at Tim Hortons...that was...interesting and not quite as cold as I thought it would be

Look at you. Most kinkiest person on TM3 lmao

greyseason
01-10-2014, 01:14 PM
Fooling around
- outside of my work afterhours in my car
- In my old truck with a girl i was seeing, landlord came up to the foggy windows and asked us to move
- at a party in some room off to the side
- the side of a house with people walkng by hahah

Had sex
- multiple times and varying locations (beside houses/parks/ field) with an ex everytime we walked home from the stamp
- In a bedroom at a party with my friend literally 2ft beside me. I knew he was awake but he played it cool then left, then brought the whole party in to see what my ass looked like
- in my old truck, No mazda lovin yet
- first time was in my ex's bedroom with her parents in the room underneath us

Oh god im sure there are more

The Wolf
01-10-2014, 01:26 PM
Craziest place to have sex = in the butt

http://i1148.photobucket.com/albums/o580/pwdunmore/n725075089_288918_2774_zps6275b0a6.jpg (http://s1148.photobucket.com/user/pwdunmore/media/n725075089_288918_2774_zps6275b0a6.jpg.html)
thread win

Stathakos
01-10-2014, 01:40 PM
Thread win, my girlfriend and I were just talking about this too. Ahaha

Got caught at stc once in the parking lot LOL

switzah
01-10-2014, 01:41 PM
Lawls

FD22
01-10-2014, 01:48 PM
thread win

+1 LOL

jay93
01-10-2014, 02:17 PM
in a pool i stuck it in for a bit then out. lol plus my ex's family was inside her house at the time and could see the pool directly from the kitchen.
lots of places in toronto. inside my highschool in my nightschool at eglinton park which happens to be right around the corner from my highschool at the time.
at lakeshore in the car (got caught by my friends FUNNY story)
inside the movie theaters in yorkdale
inside my old car with an ex infront of her house at 3am after i had finished work.
and the last one i can think of i don't want to say because i don't think i'm going to heaven......LOL

geobur
01-10-2014, 02:22 PM
in a pool i stuck it in for a bit then out. lol plus my ex's family was inside her house at the time and could see the pool directly from the kitchen.
lots of places in toronto. inside my highschool in my nightschool at eglinton park which happens to be right around the corner from my highschool at the time.
at lakeshore in the car (got caught by my friends FUNNY story)
inside the movie theaters in yorkdale
inside my old car with an ex infront of her house at 3am after i had finished work.
and the last one i can think of i don't want to say because i don't think i'm going to heaven......LOL

LOL oh please...have you seen some of the other posts in this thread...you think any of us are going to heaven???

SPILL!!!!

SirWanker
01-10-2014, 02:32 PM
Craziest place to have sex = in the butt

You obviously never had a prostate massage done by an experienced female partner.........

asyed
01-10-2014, 02:33 PM
Someone lend me a black light.... I need to check the backseat of my car...

switzah
01-10-2014, 02:58 PM
Omfg. I love you guys. (I'm a girl, clam down) You guys make me laugh. Hahah!!

geobur
01-10-2014, 02:59 PM
You obviously never had a prostate massage done by an experienced female partner.........

LOL awesome

geobur
01-10-2014, 03:00 PM
Someone lend me a black light.... I need to check the backseat of my car...

lol I wouldn't advise that...out of sight out of mind...you never know who owned that car before you :P

FD22
01-10-2014, 03:01 PM
Omfg. I love you guys. (I'm a girl, clam down) You guys make me laugh. Hahah!!

:O

switzah
01-10-2014, 03:07 PM
:O

Lol what??? I didn't want ppl to think something.........

peterm15
01-10-2014, 03:08 PM
Someone lend me a black light.... I need to check the backseat of my car...

You may want to check your front seats as well.

asyed
01-10-2014, 03:10 PM
You may want to check your front seats as well.

judging by some of the comments on this thread.... i should check under the hood too...

FD22
01-10-2014, 03:11 PM
You may want to check your front seats as well.

Next thread Asyed creates..

"FS: Gen1 Grey Hatchback"


judging by some of the comments on this thread.... i should check under the hood too...

Now that's hot.

(see what I did there)

switzah
01-10-2014, 03:14 PM
Next thread Asyed creates..

"FS: Gen1 Grey Hatchback"



Now that's hot.

(see what I did there)

Lmao lmao lmao lmao.

peterm15
01-10-2014, 03:20 PM
judging by some of the comments on this thread.... i should check under the hood too...

If you dont want the possibility of someone having had sex in your car don't buy used.

Then again that doesn't guarantee anything either. (See above "while at work" posts)

geobur
01-10-2014, 03:34 PM
If you dont want the possibility of someone having had sex in your car don't buy used.

Then again that doesn't guarantee anything either. (See above "while at work" posts)

LOL true true :P

2013_M3
01-10-2014, 03:38 PM
LOL oh please...have you seen some of the other posts in this thread...you think any of us are going to heaven???

SPILL!!!!

Can't be worse then lake Ontario

:chuckle

Mitchell3
01-10-2014, 03:45 PM
Well this thread has been an eye opener.

switzah
01-10-2014, 03:45 PM
Well this thread has been an eye opener.

Lmao!

geobur
01-10-2014, 03:48 PM
Can't be worse then lake Ontario

:chuckle

^^this

peterm15
01-10-2014, 03:50 PM
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/01/11/py9ybugu.jpg

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/01/11/a8ana9et.jpg

Sometimes tapatalk adds are just hilarious.

FD22
01-10-2014, 03:52 PM
^ hahaha

geobur
01-10-2014, 03:58 PM
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/01/11/py9ybugu.jpg

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/01/11/a8ana9et.jpg

Sometimes tapatalk adds are just hilarious.

LOL ok I gotta admit that was pretty hilarious :P

asyed
01-10-2014, 04:04 PM
:pofl

asyed
01-10-2014, 04:06 PM
Next thread Asyed creates..

"FS: Gen1 Grey Hatchback"






more like

FS: Gen1 Gray Hatchback.... low kms... some wear and tear in the interior.... like new (except for the upholstery)

loki
01-10-2014, 04:08 PM
more like

FS: Gen1 Gray Hatchback.... low kms... some wear and tear in the interior.... like new (except for the upholstery)

more like "previously enjoyed by the previous owner"

The Wolf
01-10-2014, 04:08 PM
more like

FS: Gen1 Gray Hatchback.... low kms... some wear and tear in the interior.... like new (except for the upholstery)

LOL UR FUNY

geobur
01-10-2014, 04:09 PM
more like

FS: Gen1 Gray Hatchback.... low kms... some wear and tear in the interior.... like new (except for the upholstery)

10 THICK LAYERS OF WAX!!! (and thousands of layers of other stuff)

geobur
01-10-2014, 04:10 PM
more like "previously enjoyed by the previous owner"

LOL

loki
01-10-2014, 04:12 PM
"serious enquiries only. no test penis"

loki
01-10-2014, 04:12 PM
"stored during winter. never seen the white stuff!"

geobur
01-10-2014, 04:15 PM
Look at you. Most kinkiest person on TM3 lmao

also...I seriously doubt this...it is possible...but once you start exploring the world of kink...it is a big world...and I seriously doubt I am the the most kinky on this server...:P

however that is topic for a different kind of forum ;)

FD22
01-10-2014, 04:15 PM
LOLLL





also...I seriously doubt this...it is possible...but once you start exploring the world of kink...it is a big world...and I seriously doubt I am the the most kinky on this server...:P

however that is topic for a different kind of forum ;)

Dat kink doe

asyed
01-10-2014, 04:28 PM
"stored during winter. never seen the white stuff!"



cant say the same for the inside....

r4BBiT
01-10-2014, 04:36 PM
lol, good read for Friday afternoon at work :D

switzah
01-10-2014, 04:43 PM
Omg. I'm working till 8. Keep this going please!! Haha sucha good read

DumpInfo
01-10-2014, 04:48 PM
Omg. I'm working till 8. Keep this going please!! Haha sucha good read You could easily extend it till 8 if you shared your input and previous encounters :chuckle

switzah
01-10-2014, 04:50 PM
I already did!!!! New people need to join in and advise us of their encounter. You guys make me seem tame compared to your stories lol!

DumpInfo
01-10-2014, 05:00 PM
Hahaha some of these members are premature porn stars

switzah
01-10-2014, 05:01 PM
Hahaha some of these members are premature porn stars

Lmao. We Should make a porno. Tm3 porn.

peterm15
01-10-2014, 05:01 PM
I cant seem to respond anymore.

In a dingy on the lake.

A tube at a park

Outdoor tables/benches

Back room at a place I used to work

Office Chair ( added cause that was fun)

In/on many cars

On a big rock

On trian tracks (finished up quickly when the train started to come)

And probably more I cant remember.

Its ****ing hilarious when your new gf asks why there is footprints on your car windows though.


Oh and I wont do near schools or parks now. The whole sex offender list thing. Don't want to be on that.

SirWanker
01-10-2014, 05:21 PM
on a picnic table in a park somewhere in Lausanne @~3AM. It was great until the night patrol shone their search light on my @$$
at a friend's cottage, in the creaky upstairs bedroom while people were downstairs...heh all she wanted initially was for some moisturizing lotion on her back
in the water by a floating deck(?), same girl & cottage while my friends were drunk and stoned
in the cosmetics storage lockup (basement) when I worked for a certain national drug store
washroom beside one of the main York U lecture halls on a Sunday morning
did the dirty in the car while parked @one of the Centennial park lots



Forgot to add at my work desk after a Christmas party. Thought we were the only ones there until I saw one head pop up from a cubicle on the other side of the floor (open concept....). It turns out the bugger was studying for a Cisco exam.....

m_bisson
01-10-2014, 05:25 PM
Trampoline - actually kind of dangerous because of the risk of dick breakage
Between 2 dumpsters behind Phil's in waterloo. It was cleaner than in the bar :D
The Bay has a "family" washroom with a fricken lounge chair inside.
One time in the winter, in my car, we had so much fog built up on the windows we had to scrape them with our credit cards afterwards.
On the way home from a wedding just after midnight. Blanket on the side of the road. (out in the country).

greyseason
01-10-2014, 05:27 PM
more like "previously enjoyed by the previous owner"

this is the best comment hahaha

rzapata
01-10-2014, 06:31 PM
Lmao. We Should make a porno. Tm3 porn.

Actually, go to MSF, there maybe some there. I say maybe, because I've never seen the threads. :chuckle

Damn, this thread just got interesting. Carry on... :thumbsup

marcodude04
01-10-2014, 06:32 PM
. And the last one i can think of i don't want to say because i don't think i'm going to heaven......LOL

Don't worry I'm going to hell too , fooled around outside a church :chuckle

rzapata
01-10-2014, 06:33 PM
Don't worry I'm going to hell too , fooled around outside a church :chuckle

Going to hell? I thought we already live in it???

switzah
01-10-2014, 06:36 PM
Going to hell? I thought we already live in it???

Have you shared your sex story??

rzapata
01-10-2014, 06:41 PM
Have you shared your sex story??

Nope... I don't kiss and tell...

That's just for me. :chuckle

loki
01-10-2014, 06:42 PM
Have you shared your sex story??

You in heat?

loki
01-10-2014, 06:42 PM
:loki

switzah
01-10-2014, 06:45 PM
You in heat?

No. Making sure people keep this thread interesting and posting their stories lol!

rzapata
01-10-2014, 06:49 PM
No. Making sure people keep this thread interesting and posting their stories lol!

Here's one for you then.

Korea!

That's all I will say. :chuckle

switzah
01-10-2014, 06:50 PM
Here's one for you then.

Korea!

That's all I will say. :chuckle

Lol

SomeGuy
01-10-2014, 06:55 PM
Here's one for you then.

Korea!

That's all I will say. :chuckle

Did she have a penis?

Zotaga
01-10-2014, 07:00 PM
Probably post-op so I'm guessing he'll say no, but she did have an Adams apple.


Did she have a penis?

Cab0oze
01-10-2014, 07:01 PM
- in an ex's living room having full blown dirty sex and having her mom walk in on us and grabbing me by the woody and telling me I had a nice one but to never touch her daughter with it again and literally 2 hours later doing it again in the same room.


lol wow... seriously? Sounds like something out of playboy advisor

rzapata
01-10-2014, 07:01 PM
Did she have a penis?

Definitely not. I know this because it was the same girl I have always been with. :thumbsup

That creature is abundant in Thailand I heard. :chuckle

2013_M3
01-10-2014, 07:02 PM
You in heat?

I laughed way to hard at this, along with the tm3 porno

Zotaga
01-10-2014, 07:02 PM
Never go to Bangkok.. it's no joke.. they literally "bang cock".. :o


Definitely not. I know this because it was the same girl I have always been with. :thumbsup

That creature is abundant in Thailand I heard. :chuckle

rzapata
01-10-2014, 07:03 PM
Never go to Bangkok.. it's no joke.. they literally "bang cock".. :o

Really? How was it then? :chuckle

Zotaga
01-10-2014, 07:06 PM
I don't travel so I wouldn't know, I figured you did ;)


Really? How was it then? :chuckle

loki
01-10-2014, 07:10 PM
Did she have a penis?

You're thinking of Thailand

r4mi5awi
01-10-2014, 08:00 PM
Did she have a penis?

http://i.imgur.com/ahLqCNs.jpg

switzah
01-10-2014, 08:05 PM
[QU OTE=r4mi5awi;1151363]http://i.imgur.com/ahLqCNs.jpg[/QUOTE]
Lmfao

S.F.W.
01-10-2014, 08:09 PM
switzah - I see you laughing at various posts, but I don't see you telling any crazy stories about yourself....

switzah
01-10-2014, 08:09 PM
switzah - I see you laughing at various posts, but I don't see you telling any crazy stories about yourself....

Lol! If you look through the thread actually I shared my story. Pshhhhhh!

bubba1983
01-10-2014, 08:22 PM
dick breakage lol

roof of a yellow school bus

peterm15
01-10-2014, 08:25 PM
Public washroom
Park
Home
In a car with a cop at my window.
I don't know if I can think of anything else. Hah.
switzah S.F.W.

And anyone else wondering where the girl has done it. ;)

S.F.W.
01-10-2014, 08:28 PM
@switzah (http://www.torontomazda3.ca/forum/member.php?u=18833) @S.F.W. (http://www.torontomazda3.ca/forum/member.php?u=2131)

And anyone else wondering Were the girl has done it. ;)

Saw those after I posted. But those are mostly tame..more like places you've had sex, as opposed to Crazy places she has had sex. I think switzah is holding out..ace up her sleeve.

Zotaga
01-10-2014, 08:28 PM
Back of a police cruiser would be a funny one.. I issue a challenge.. who's brave enough to accept? lol


Saw those after I posted. But those are mostly tame..more like places you've had sex, as opposed to Crazy places she has had sex. I think switzah is holding out..ace up her sleeve.

peterm15
01-10-2014, 08:29 PM
more like places you've had sex, as opposed to Crazy places she has had sex. I think switzah is holding out..ace up her sleeve.

I do agree

rzapata
01-10-2014, 08:30 PM
Call her out. She'll let out soon enough. :chuckle
switzah

asyed
01-10-2014, 08:44 PM
loki still hasnt posted his yet :chuckle

switzah
01-10-2014, 08:58 PM
I can't kiss and tell my best one! 😜
rzapata Zotaga peterm15 S.F.W.

switzah
01-10-2014, 09:03 PM
Back of a police cruiser would be a funny one.. I issue a challenge.. who's brave enough to accept? lol

I've got, doing it with a cop in the cop car on my bucket list.👍

Zotaga
01-10-2014, 09:28 PM
Would be better if you were doing it with a criminal in the backseat on the way to jail.. stick it to the man lol


I've got, doing it with a cop in the cop car on my bucket list.👍

switzah
01-10-2014, 09:28 PM
Would be better if you were doing it with a criminal in the backseat on the way to jail.. stick it to the man lol

Nope cop would be better lol

Zotaga
01-10-2014, 09:32 PM
You might know a cop so that may not be that big of a challenge for you lol.. but it would be a crazy story if you jumped into the backseat of a cruiser and started screwing the brains out of a guy that was just arrested.. and if you can do it all without the cops catching you.. you would be a legend. Think about it hahah..

*Breaking News: TM3 forum members arrested at a record pace after challenge issued on TM3 forum*


Nope cop would be better lol

Default User
01-10-2014, 09:33 PM
Movie theatre during the show

Red Lobster bathroom

Stairwell at high school

Backstage of high school Talent night show

Milliken Park picnic bench

then there's some happy HJ and BJ times on an Air Canada flight, Grey Hound bus, TTC bus, during a wedding, and work Xmas party.

switzah
01-10-2014, 09:34 PM
You might know a cop so that may not be that big of a challenge for you lol.. but it would be a crazy story if you jumped into the backseat of a cruiser and started screwing the brains out of a guy that was just arrested.. and if you can do it all without the cops catching you.. you would be a legend. Think about it hahah..

*Breaking News: TM3 forum members arrested at a record pace after challenge issued on TM3 forum*

I guess I know what I'm doing tomorrow night...

rzapata
01-10-2014, 09:57 PM
I guess I know what I'm doing tomorrow night...

Post up the location as well when you get a chance. You know for proof of the challenge being completed. ;)

Whoever is available at the time can verify. :chuckle

switzah
01-10-2014, 10:25 PM
Good life goal

I know right???

loki
01-10-2014, 10:26 PM
I give up

switzah
01-10-2014, 10:26 PM
I give up

Fantastic.

loki
01-10-2014, 10:27 PM
Now what will you do?

:lock