Snipes
08-17-2004, 01:31 PM
Hey all, i just learnt some tips to increase the horsepower on the Mazda3.
Step 1. Paint your car yellow. This will add about 75 Hp.
Step 2. Add racing stripes. Another 25Hp.
Step 3. Lower your seat and tilt back. Another 50Hp.
Step 4. Add a huge tip that is the output of your stock exhaust system. 50Hp.
Step 5a Place a model in your passenger seat. Another 50Hp.
Step 5b Place a mannican because you can\'t get a girl. Another 30Hp.
Step 6. Add a large audio system so that your car rattles. Another 60Hp. If you use dynamat to reduce the rattle you will lose 40Hp.
Step 7. Lastly add wheelcovers that look like rims or at least hide your steel rim. Add another 200hp.
Soon we\'ll all be competition for a viper or a ferrari.
Step 1. Paint your car yellow. This will add about 75 Hp.
Step 2. Add racing stripes. Another 25Hp.
Step 3. Lower your seat and tilt back. Another 50Hp.
Step 4. Add a huge tip that is the output of your stock exhaust system. 50Hp.
Step 5a Place a model in your passenger seat. Another 50Hp.
Step 5b Place a mannican because you can\'t get a girl. Another 30Hp.
Step 6. Add a large audio system so that your car rattles. Another 60Hp. If you use dynamat to reduce the rattle you will lose 40Hp.
Step 7. Lastly add wheelcovers that look like rims or at least hide your steel rim. Add another 200hp.
Soon we\'ll all be competition for a viper or a ferrari.