A kilt wearing, haggis munching, claymore wielding kinda guy.

[The Mutt]

First of all let me say Hi Howdy how are you?

I'm The Mutt, i'm from Scotland originally (please be wary of this when I ask silly questions on terms used & language) but in the process of trying to move here (what we do for women) and in the process I have inherited a stock Mazda 3 Sport GT.

Now to most enthusiasts the state of this car will make you weep, this is why I have not included pictures, To say it needs some work is an understatement but I'm sure with some love, help from you good folk and some scraped knuckles I can make her live and breath in a way she is meant to.

This is my first Mazda, but I have had a few loves in my past in various shapes and i'm sure i can come to love this shrek of a car just the same.

I'll save my list of questions for other posts as I will be planning on getting her road worthy before I attempt anything more flambouyant. and for this i will need to source parts on budget.;)

[FD22]

Welcome aboard!

Gotta love that Scottish accent

[Aitch]

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[boyracer]

welcome

[loki]

pics of claymore wielding please

[geobur]

pics of claymore wielding please

agreed ^^this...while eating haggis...wearing a kilt.

[The Mutt]

well the problem is, I wasn't allowed to bring my claymore on the plane, Airtransat have strict rules about luguage size, and haggis ..... well have you tried getting sheep lungs/brain/heart/liver etc into the country, even if it is in a pre packaged form with oats .... damn it i wasn't even allowed to bring Irn Bru with me ....

The kilt part tho is easy, ii could even get me standing on top of the mazda wearing it (profile pic idea?!?!?)

[FD22]

The kilt part tho is easy, ii could even get me standing on top of the mazda wearing it (profile pic idea?!?!?)

Do it

[geobur]

well the problem is, I wasn't allowed to bring my claymore on the plane, Airtransat have strict rules about luguage size, and haggis ..... well have you tried getting sheep lungs/brain/heart/liver etc into the country, even if it is in a pre packaged form with oats .... damn it i wasn't even allowed to bring Irn Bru with me ....

The kilt part tho is easy, ii could even get me standing on top of the mazda wearing it (profile pic idea?!?!?)

I have connections...I could get my hands on a claymore for you to use in a few photos...no idea how to make haggis so you are on your own there :P

[GWN]

well the problem is, I wasn't allowed to bring my claymore on the plane, Airtransat have strict rules about luguage size, and haggis ..... well have you tried getting sheep lungs/brain/heart/liver etc into the country, even if it is in a pre packaged form with oats .... damn it i wasn't even allowed to bring Irn Bru with me ....

The kilt part tho is easy, ii could even get me standing on top of the mazda wearing it (profile pic idea?!?!?)

this guy is going places

member of the year anyone?

[mazdasport]

Love irn bru always stock up when I go to a highland game my sister was able to bring a,bunch over from the UK wonder why you had such a hard time

[SKyactivmanny]

why I read all your post in a Scottish accent is beyond me..Welcome aboard!!,
currently stuffing my face with Scottish meat pie and black pudding.


Love irn bru always stock up when I go to a highland game my sister was able to bring a,bunch over from the UK wonder why you had such a hard time

Irn bru= best hangover cure. i usually buy the big bottles.

[loki]

this guy is going places

member of the year anyone?

It's still only April....let's see how it plays out

I could be swayed with a claymore pic though. Tell Air Transat there are other airline service providers out there, so let the claymore on

[boyracer]

All this talk of claymore.... CSIS anyone?

[The Wolf]

Canadian State In Syria.



/my post for the year

[jay93]

It's still only April....let's see how it plays out

I could be swayed with a claymore pic though. Tell Air Transat there are other airline service providers out there, so let the claymore on

member of the year? is this legitimate? i hope i win......... um and welcome and snap a picture on top of your car!

[Pablo Vasquez]

Welcome to TM3!

http://www.troll.me/images/ancient-aliens-guy/highlander.jpg

[staax]

Welcome!

Pic standing on the car wearing a kilt is a good idea... Just don't bend over.

[loki]

Welcome!

Pic standing on the car wearing a kilt is a good idea... Just don't bend over.

And no "upskirt" shots either

[schmat66]

Welcome!

[The Mutt]

Thanks for the welcomes


I have connections...I could get my hands on a claymore for you to use in a few photos...no idea how to make haggis so you are on your own there :P

well if you can get me a claymore then the pic will be that little bit extra special


Love irn bru always stock up when I go to a highland game my sister was able to bring a,bunch over from the UK wonder why you had such a hard time

It was banned last year apparently as Barr refused to give up all the ingredients so the authorities banned it. altho having double checked it seems it wasn't true ...... well damn :(


And no "upskirt" shots either

how else can i prove i'm a true Scotsman?

[geobur]

Thanks for the welcomes



well if you can get me a claymore then the pic will be that little bit extra

I will see what I can do [emoji14]


how else can i prove i'm a true Scotsman? I think on that aspect we'll take you on your honor for it [emoji14]

[The Mutt]

I will see what I can do [emoji14]

I think on that aspect we'll take you on your honor for it [emoji14]

honour ...... yea OK i'll go with that