The Loki Files

[Xerxes9]

So since I have been a member of tm3 I've grown to be a fan of Loki and the amazing comments he produces.

Therefore I had the idea to create a thread where everybody can share their funniest stories, funny memes that relate to him and some things etc lol. So I hope this goes well, and remember this isn't for hate, I seriously think he's a cool dude. I'm doing this cause I want it to be a thread that can make some laughs and fun hope you all make it so. Would be great

And I guess if you mods hate this just remove it

Thanks

[Captain Mazda]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a382/CaptainMazda/skeptical.jpg

[Mr Wilson]

Bromance

[6strings]

Loki vs Asyed vs Someguy vs that fruit guy from winnerpeg
sometimes loki vs thrizller is funny too

[07carbon3]

loki certainly has an admirer lol

[6strings]

Hard to understand that first post, @Xerxes9 (http://www.torontomazda3.ca/forum/member.php?u=24903). [redacted]
Wow man, granted this is kind of a useless thread, but damn.

[ShibbyDibbyDoo]

http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Dis-Gon-Be-Good-Chair-Reaction-Gif.gif

[loki]

Hard to understand that first post, @Xerxes9 (http://www.torontomazda3.ca/forum/member.php?u=24903). [redacted]

hahaha, he typed it so he can multitask


@loki (http://www.torontomazda3.ca/forum/member.php?u=14386) certainly has an admirer lol


Bromance

you jelly?


http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Dis-Gon-Be-Good-Chair-Reaction-Gif.gif

Never gets old


Wow man, granted this is kind of a useless thread, but damn.

indeed


So since I have been a member of tm3 I've grown to be a fan of Loki and the amazing comments he produces.

Therefore I had the idea to create a thread where everybody can share their funniest stories, funny memes that relate to him and some things etc lol. So I hope this goes well, and remember this isn't for hate, I seriously think he's a cool dude. I'm doing this cause I want it to be a thread that can make some laughs and fun hope you all make it so. Would be great

And I guess if you mods hate this just remove it

Thanks

Appreciate it, but I already have a thread that I get enough heat about, so another one wouldn't help the cause.

So this one gets :lock

[FD22]

IBTL

#PostWhorePost

[6strings]

poor OP.

[SomeGuy]

Loki vs Asyed vs Someguy vs that fruit guy from winnerpeg
sometimes loki vs thrizller is funny too

Shhh

IBL

[Aitch]

Oh snap, got re-opened. Wasn't me. BRB, gotta compile some loki gold.

[m_bisson]

compile some loki gold.

Is that one of those euphemisms people use to indicate they're about to go poop in a toilet?

[loki]

Is that one of those euphemisms people use to indicate they're about to go poop in a toilet?

No

[Aitch]

Turns out it's not that easy to find specific loki insults peppered throughout his other 13,000 posts. Here's two from my ride thread:


I'm using post #4000 to ask you again to keep your air setup.....


I feel i just wasted an epic post and will have to whore my way to 5000 so I can tell you to "suck my huge ****"


New licence plate "WH33LGAP"

[Xerxes9]

I need to create a "so you dipped some shit, please tell us more" thread

I think I might when I'm bored for a few hours


do like FD22 and get a colour, but have it morph into some other uglier colour



You pregnant?


These lol

[Cyclic]

Damnnn, the admiration is so real in here. I too enjoy Loki's posts but not to this level of fanboyism. Good for you OP haha

[crasth]

This thread escalated quickly...

[6strings]

attn post whores, monday thread is open.

[FD22]

attn post whores, monday thread is open.

Checking in, live from Michigan

[Xerxes9]

Damnnn, the admiration is so real in here. I too enjoy Loki's posts but not to this level of fanboyism. Good for you OP haha

I actually thought wether to make the thread or not. I did it to get some laughs. I really got a good laugh at some of these posts. So I thought it'd be a friendly community thread

[Kiyomi]

LOL, this thread is gold already.

[jay93]

This reminds me of the hall of fame or shame thread we've got going on, except for the fact it's all aboot a grumpy cat.

[loki]

This reminds me of the hall of fame or shame thread we've got going on, except for the fact it's all aboot a grumpy cat.

I'm not grumpy, I just have a low tolerance for stupidity

[Xerxes9]

Who's got more quotes? I'm at work. Need more lols

[Xerxes9]

sounds like commitment to me

any of the dragons you been slaying even still fertile?

And that made this bad day a little better

[Jackal]

Turns out it's not that easy to find specific loki insults peppered throughout his other 13,000 posts. Here's two from my ride thread:
Yes. Your ride going from air to static with wheel gap is a common target for loki "insults"


Damnnn, the admiration is so real in here. I too enjoy Loki's posts but not to this level of fanboyism. Good for you OP haha
So many fanboys. Lol.


attn post whores, monday thread is open.
I think it is open ... For now.


I actually thought *wether to make the thread or not. I did it to get some laughs. I really got a good laugh at some of these posts. So I thought it'd be a friendly community thread
*weather ;)

LOL, this thread is gold already.
Platinum bro!

This reminds me of the hall of fame or shame thread we've got going on, except for the fact it's all aboot a grumpy cat.
Yes. Hall of shame material.


I'm not grumpy, I just have a low tolerance for stupidity
Low tolerance for stupidity, asyed's "romantic adventures", dip, unnecessary comments in the classifieds, "asyed's "job hunt", wheels that don't "fit" and asyed's "I washed my car" comments. Damn too many to list actually. Lol.

[S.F.W.]

This thread is like a celebrity roast with Loki being a TM3 celebrity

[loki]

The best material might still be the pre-moderator year

Can't search that far back...

Who are we kidding I post so much crap you can't even search back to December 2014

[Xerxes9]

looool

The best material might still be the pre-moderator year

Can't search that far back...

Who are we kidding I post so much crap you can't even search back to December 2014


No


I plan to also bring a 25L jug of fuel




I don't always contradict myself in my very first sentence, but when I do....


You could try that approach, but I don't think you have a leg to stand on

[Jackal]

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/04/13/49810fb137af6c79938f6dd9dd8402a0.jpg

[asyed]

#bestthread2015

[Xerxes9]

I was talking about the other hit and run video




I was more thinking of throwing the car on a flatbed and driving off with it


BlueStreak haz forged anus?




misfire = simultaneous burp/hiccup/sneeze/fart


very painfull....




I miss Mr Wilson

End transmission





I haven't met you yet

Will I want to shoot you?





Looks like a Mazda3 photoshopped to be parked perpendicular on a side street in Knightsbridge, London with Subaru livery, ugly ass rims and a big ass spoiler


pics of claymore wielding please


You'd like outer space

There's no air there either

This lol


Unless you were referring to my bbq chicken, in which case f**** you LoL

[loki]

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/04/13/49810fb137af6c79938f6dd9dd8402a0.jpg

Hakunayamutha

[fruitloops]

Loki vs Asyed vs Someguy vs that fruit guy from winnerpeg
sometimes loki vs thrizller is funny too
You called? Sorry I took so long, I have a life.

[Xerxes9]

You called? Sorry I took so long, I have a life.

That fruit guy from winnerpeg though loooool

[fruitloops]

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/04/13/9f0568b727ccbeb504602b032e2e76b4.jpg

[fruitloops]

Tapaboner

[MikeTheCheek]

http://i.imgur.com/agJIP.gif

[GWN]

this thread reaches levels of weird I didn't think forums could access

[ChristinaD]

this *forum reaches levels of weird I didn't think forums could access

fixed:chuckle

[asyed]

Trust me... Ive seen worse.

[6strings]

You called? Sorry I took so long, I have a life.

Hilarious, didn't know there was life in wienerpeg

[loki]

Trust me... Ive seen worse.

Mirror much?


fixed:chuckle

And yet here you are...


this thread reaches levels of weird I didn't think forums could access

You mean we've hit a new low, maybe you should be taking notes :chuckle

[loki]

But seriously I did lock this....

[6strings]

But seriously I did lock this....

but deep down inside you like the douchebaggery

[geobur]

*weather ;)


*whether :P

[Cyclic]

*whether :P

I was wondering when someone was going to say something about that! Wasn't sure if *weather was intentional... the smiley threw me off :rolleyes

[geobur]

I was wondering when someone was going to say something about that! Wasn't sure if *weather was intentional... the smiley threw me off :rolleyes
I left it for a while but I couldn't let it be if you're going to correct someone make sure you're correcting them properly lol. Had to point it out. Even if it was intentional as a joke.

[Mazdy]

TM3.......... LOL!

[ChristinaD]

And yet here you are...



ChristinaD is actually a dude trying to draw the female TM3 members into this thread

+3000 troll points

Welcome

My first Loki troll post experience :P

[jay93]

Now you see I would look for troll posts by the grumpy kitten, but that would involves hours upon hours maybe even days to find some....

[asyed]

My first Loki troll post experience :P

you forgot this one:

http://puu.sh/hdRLK/30854b7fa6.png

[Xerxes9]

go find a leaf to scrape on
Lol

[GWN]

Lol

thats not trolling. i have legitimate problems with leaves that are slightly above average in size

[Xerxes9]

thats not trolling. i have legitimate problems with leaves that are slightly above average in size

Lol

[FD22]

thats not trolling. i have legitimate problems with leaves that are slightly above average in size

The struggle is real


http://memecrunch.com/meme/17X12/low-life/image.jpg

[Aitch]

thats not trolling. i have legitimate problems with leaves that are slightly above average in size
Most Loki burns are based on fact, emphasising the e-hurt.

[RTEnthusiast]

I ran into S.F.W. on the street today (quite literally) and he told me about this thread. It delivers. 10/10 would read again.

[jay93]

I ran into S.F.W. on the street today (quite literally) and he told me about this thread. It delivers. 10/10 would read again.

Are you going to settle this run in to each other through insurance or go out of pocket?

[RTEnthusiast]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11130261_10203443521002589_8195490538732846947_n.j pg?oh=ed38e06a6f8a7679f8c15c5c24a14441&oe=55AE9B58&__gda__=1436520270_376f0e19deab2a41c23f71ddda09c3d 6

[jay93]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11130261_10203443521002589_8195490538732846947_n.j pg?oh=ed38e06a6f8a7679f8c15c5c24a14441&oe=55AE9B58&__gda__=1436520270_376f0e19deab2a41c23f71ddda09c3d 6

Saw the car on instagram. Very nice!!

[loki]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11130261_10203443521002589_8195490538732846947_n.j pg?oh=ed38e06a6f8a7679f8c15c5c24a14441&oe=55AE9B58&__gda__=1436520270_376f0e19deab2a41c23f71ddda09c3d 6

DoublePark.ca

[loki]

Branching off in the blogging world

I like it

[Thrizzl3]

I fixed my fogs. Turns out I had a dead ballast. Is there anyone else on your boat?

[jay93]

I fixed my fogs. Turns out I had a dead ballast. Is there anyone else on your boat?

Wrong thread....... don't call me a dick now :(

[loki]

Which wheel brand is asyed least favourite?


Work

[loki]

No one is safe tonight!!!

No one!!

[Thrizzl3]

Which wheel brand is @asyed (http://www.torontomazda3.ca/forum/member.php?u=18662) least favourite?


Work

Oh **** lmao! Ruthless

[asyed]

:facepalm

[asyed]

hide yo wife

hide yo kids


because he be trolling everybody.

[jay93]

hide yo wife

hide yo kids


because he be trolling everybody.

Hide yourself instead, never mind the wife and kids

[loki]

bump

[MS3_]

bump

i thought this thread was close? lol i remember this one

[loki]

Apparently no one remembered to re-lock it


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[MS3_]

lol

[jay93]

What's the purpose of this thread
FD22 likes my signature

[loki]

Fanboism

[loki]

Same purpose as your signature

[loki]

bump

[Captain Mazda]

Helloki

[Jackal]

Hello kitty.

Hel-loki-tty. [emoji192]

[loki]

I got nothing


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[Captain Mazda]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncHZuq5j8Vo