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car_demon
02-09-2005, 03:51 PM
So I turned the majical 29 this past Monday and the g.F. treats me to a Blue Mountain weekend and arranges for a manicure and pedicure for me locally here in Brampton. So I reluctantly go in thinking that only gurly men do that $#it. So the place is empty and I\'m led to this backroom with a lovely massage chair and foot whirlpool bath.

Out comes this Asian hottie named Kim. 4\'9\", well tanned skin, long black hair with the typical brownish orange highlights, make-up like catwoman, curvy shapely petite body weighing 95lbs and nice mango size breasts in her revealing outfit. She had lively flirtatious eyes and a slightly aged face so I knew she was over 17 and below 60. I couldn\'t tell with that Nationality or Ethnicity!(No offence; but a compliment). I was intrigued by her numerous bangles on her wrists and the gold chains on her neck which accented her smooth complexion. And of course the ultimate turn-on was the thong slightly showing when she bent over revealing no tan-lines on her tailbone and bum-bum. She motions for me to sit at her station; the g.f. rolls her eyes as she gets a less attractive girl to work on her feet.

Let\'s just say I got the best pedicure and foot massage of my life. Because I had long legs, the calf rub made my therapist stretch while my foot was in her breast of which she done purposely while she was mumbling \"whey-bing, bong, bal-ing\" to her other partner a few chairs down from me and then she would smile and they would snicker like school girls. Ever get that feeling that people are talking about you in another language. I need to bring an intepreter next time.

The g.f. was furious and kept staring at my trackpants crotch. Let\'s just say I should have worn jeans and two pairs of tight underwear. The girl didn\'t seem to mind but enjoyed my arousal and was stroking my feet and calves in a peculiar and erotic way. The pressure points she was pressing most have hit the missile button too and who was I to not give in. Reflexology and pressure points date back a long time and the Shaolin peasant treatment she was giving made me feel like the Abbot in a higher level of meditation.

I was then escorted to the manicure section of which we sat face to face as she methodically worked on my hands and fingers. The G.F. was also situated a couple of chairs down and I felt guilty and good while the therapist chick embraced my hands intimately and seductively. I felt a connection. She started asking me questions about how old was I?, how long I was dating this chick and what was my nationality? All of a sudden she blurted out that her ex was a Canadian-Jamaican man. I must have blushed because she gave me her business card and told me to book with her anytime.

I think that I should treat myself to a pedicure more often and see what happens.
When it was done an paid for by the g.f. she gave me the evil eye and told me that I should never go back there alone and that she knows better places. I think she is wrong. I should go back there with some guy buddies:sarc

I don\'t want to reveal this secret location in Brampton yet until I go there again and book my next appointment. I\'ll keep you guys filled in though.

Dr Butcher
02-09-2005, 03:56 PM
/me lights up a cigarette.....

Happy belated birthday by the way! I thought you might be a faux fur kinda guy....

http://blogsimages.skynet.be/images/000/016/222_beyonce_knowles_16.jpg

bubba1983
02-09-2005, 04:00 PM
oh christ...haah wait\'ll some of the other guys get ahold of this thread!!!

car_demon
02-09-2005, 07:07 PM
Oh yes! I love that faux fur, I love it , I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it!

profusion
02-09-2005, 07:51 PM
\"whey-bing, bong, bal-ing\" Translated that means, \"Profusion wont know unless someone tells him\". You bastard thats my girlfriend im the Jamacian!!


Ok fine.. its not me..and more like Jafacian, but the discription fits my current girl;)


P.S. dont go back unless you want your hood waxed. If you care about your relationship Dont Go Back!!!
If you dont care.. break up with your girl first and hope this next girl was worth it.

car_demon
02-09-2005, 07:57 PM
I\'m gonna go back because I believe that as a working Canadian I must spend my money in various industries to maintain the economy. I hopefully will be heading to Florida in late April, so my lead-up pedicures must be maintained so I will look good in my sandals.

I don\'t think I want to date the therapist. I was just curious...and you know what they say about curiousity. \"Curiousity killed the cat..., but satisfaction brought him back.\":)

profusion
02-09-2005, 07:59 PM
hahaah your too much bro :hoho

car_demon
02-09-2005, 08:19 PM
I was thinking that I want an interpreter to accompany me the next time I go.
Firstly, I need to determine what her ethnic background is? I\'m leaning towards Vietmanese but the g.f. told me Korean. Once I can confirm this, I will need a fellow guy on-line board member to go with me.

Any volunteers?

bubba1983
02-10-2005, 05:05 PM
lol this sounds like it was more than jus a manicure/pedicure place...hmmmmm

car_demon
02-10-2005, 05:30 PM
Don\'t worry it is legit. It is in a busy neighborhood strip mall. I got lucky because it was a monday workday and it was shitty weather. However, the girl may have two careers and was masquerading her other talents. I would like to think that my charm and dashing looks got the best of her and she just had to offer the my black beans could mix well with her rice.:p

Saphress
02-10-2005, 06:46 PM
oye..... (laugh).... Car_Demon.... I think you\'ve just now completely put yourself into the category that you\'ve claimed yourself to not be....

Anyway, my own fault for actually going into this thread and reading it.... so I\'ll keep the mental note not to read anymore for curiosity sake...

S.F.W.
02-10-2005, 07:58 PM
This is one of funniest sory\'s I have heard in a good long time. If there weren\'t so many details, it would have trouble believing.

car_demon
02-11-2005, 07:29 AM
Originally posted by Saphress
Anyway, my own fault for actually going into this thread and reading it.... so I\'ll keep the mental note not to read anymore for curiosity sake...

Saphress, now that you here, can you make yourself useful? Just by a quick stereotype and visual profile..uhmmm, uhmmm..,What languages can you speak? And what ones can you understand from Asia?
I need someone who is either Korean or Vietnamese dammit.:(

thr33scompany
02-11-2005, 10:37 AM
Originally posted by car_demon


So I turned the majical 29 this past Monday and the g.F. treats me to a Blue Mountain weekend and arranges for a manicure and pedicure for me locally here in Brampton. So I reluctantly go in thinking that only gurly men do that $#it. So the place is empty and I\'m led to this backroom with a lovely massage chair and foot whirlpool bath.

Out comes this Asian hottie named Kim. 4\'9\", well tanned skin, long black hair with the typical brownish orange highlights, make-up like catwoman, curvy shapely petite body weighing 95lbs and nice mango size breasts in her revealing outfit. She had lively flirtatious eyes and a slightly aged face so I knew she was over 17 and below 60. I couldn\'t tell with that Nationality or Ethnicity!(No offence; but a compliment). I was intrigued by her numerous bangles on her wrists and the gold chains on her neck which accented her smooth complexion. And of course the ultimate turn-on was the thong slightly showing when she bent over revealing no tan-lines on her tailbone and bum-bum. She motions for me to sit at her station; the g.f. rolls her eyes as she gets a less attractive girl to work on her feet.

Let\'s just say I got the best pedicure and foot massage of my life. Because I had long legs, the calf rub made my therapist stretch while my foot was in her breast of which she done purposely while she was mumbling \"whey-bing, bong, bal-ing\" to her other partner a few chairs down from me and then she would smile and they would snicker like school girls. Ever get that feeling that people are talking about you in another language. I need to bring an intepreter next time.

The g.f. was furious and kept staring at my trackpants crotch. Let\'s just say I should have worn jeans and two pairs of tight underwear. The girl didn\'t seem to mind but enjoyed my arousal and was stroking my feet and calves in a peculiar and erotic way. The pressure points she was pressing most have hit the missile button too and who was I to not give in. Reflexology and pressure points date back a long time and the Shaolin peasant treatment she was giving made me feel like the Abbot in a higher level of meditation.

I was then escorted to the manicure section of which we sat face to face as she methodically worked on my hands and fingers. The G.F. was also situated a couple of chairs down and I felt guilty and good while the therapist chick embraced my hands intimately and seductively. I felt a connection. She started asking me questions about how old was I?, how long I was dating this chick and what was my nationality? All of a sudden she blurted out that her ex was a Canadian-Jamaican man. I must have blushed because she gave me her business card and told me to book with her anytime.

I think that I should treat myself to a pedicure more often and see what happens.
When it was done an paid for by the g.f. she gave me the evil eye and told me that I should never go back there alone and that she knows better places. I think she is wrong. I should go back there with some guy buddies:sarc

I don\'t want to reveal this secret location in Brampton yet until I go there again and book my next appointment. I\'ll keep you guys filled in though.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddd dd.... I\'m done....cigarette anyone?? hehe
good story bro... I LOVE MANGOES ;)

car_demon
02-11-2005, 02:58 PM
I\'m planning a month end manicure and I\'m taking this chick at work who speaks quite abit of the languages from that region. I dug up my old Whisper 2000TM. and she\'s gonna listen in while she gets her nails done too. We\'re gonna go in the early morn when things are dead so the reception will be good.

firstmazda
02-12-2005, 01:57 AM
I\'m thinkin\' Demon just found a new location for our monthly meets!!! :D
I could use a good calf rub!

did you ask for the \"Happy Ending\"?

SirWanker
01-26-2025, 07:13 PM
WTF this thread was started nearly a generation ago! A mani/pedi session at Langdon Hall is definitely worth the drive to London :P