car_demon
02-26-2005, 08:53 PM
I guess I\'m at the age where relatives and family friends from way back feel the fawkin\' need to imply that I should be settling down. Despite some of their own divorces, abortions, addictions, health problems, financial ruin along with their offsprings; they like to zoom in on me at family gatherings and put me on the spot. I get very snappy, evasive and put them in their place politely with zip too.
They constantly feel the need to introduce me to someone. Do they even know my tastes? They ask me about my dating habits. I tell them that my generation likes to sample and like Fast and Furious generation I\'m always acquiring new mods.(girls) And the good ole..\"do we hear wedding bells in the future?\" After your fawkin\' dead M.F.
I hate when fat ass and big belly relatives tell me that I\'m putting on weight and that I should watch it. Yet I\'m 6\'2\" 235lb-240lb and athletic and their 50+ body and 5\'5\" and nearing the 2001b mark along with their offspring should shut the fawk-up.
I hate it when they say my P5 is tiny. Well it fits my ass and my gym bag in the back seat. My subs take up my hatch trunk and I\'m not a taxi. A good b#tch is meant for the passenger seat. My lowering springs and 5spd manual is meant to be a driving enthusiasts car. If I wanted a Buick or minivan I would opt for those less inferior DUMBESTIC shits.
Just venting.....
They constantly feel the need to introduce me to someone. Do they even know my tastes? They ask me about my dating habits. I tell them that my generation likes to sample and like Fast and Furious generation I\'m always acquiring new mods.(girls) And the good ole..\"do we hear wedding bells in the future?\" After your fawkin\' dead M.F.
I hate when fat ass and big belly relatives tell me that I\'m putting on weight and that I should watch it. Yet I\'m 6\'2\" 235lb-240lb and athletic and their 50+ body and 5\'5\" and nearing the 2001b mark along with their offspring should shut the fawk-up.
I hate it when they say my P5 is tiny. Well it fits my ass and my gym bag in the back seat. My subs take up my hatch trunk and I\'m not a taxi. A good b#tch is meant for the passenger seat. My lowering springs and 5spd manual is meant to be a driving enthusiasts car. If I wanted a Buick or minivan I would opt for those less inferior DUMBESTIC shits.
Just venting.....