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car_demon
02-26-2005, 08:53 PM
I guess I\'m at the age where relatives and family friends from way back feel the fawkin\' need to imply that I should be settling down. Despite some of their own divorces, abortions, addictions, health problems, financial ruin along with their offsprings; they like to zoom in on me at family gatherings and put me on the spot. I get very snappy, evasive and put them in their place politely with zip too.

They constantly feel the need to introduce me to someone. Do they even know my tastes? They ask me about my dating habits. I tell them that my generation likes to sample and like Fast and Furious generation I\'m always acquiring new mods.(girls) And the good ole..\"do we hear wedding bells in the future?\" After your fawkin\' dead M.F.

I hate when fat ass and big belly relatives tell me that I\'m putting on weight and that I should watch it. Yet I\'m 6\'2\" 235lb-240lb and athletic and their 50+ body and 5\'5\" and nearing the 2001b mark along with their offspring should shut the fawk-up.

I hate it when they say my P5 is tiny. Well it fits my ass and my gym bag in the back seat. My subs take up my hatch trunk and I\'m not a taxi. A good b#tch is meant for the passenger seat. My lowering springs and 5spd manual is meant to be a driving enthusiasts car. If I wanted a Buick or minivan I would opt for those less inferior DUMBESTIC shits.

Just venting.....

bubba1983
02-26-2005, 08:58 PM
*brinks a beer...and eats your jerk chicken*...Amen!! *claps*

mEtH
02-26-2005, 11:49 PM
\"PRAISE DA LORD\"

Whos ur dadd
02-27-2005, 12:45 AM
You guys are losers - it\'s so obvious CD is playin\' with your minds. In anticipation of the Battle Royale tomorrow, he\'s positioning himself as some half-cocked, deranged, full-o-hate dude who\'s gonna rip yer eyeballs out and eat em as an appetizer.

CD, your trickery won\'t wash with me; I\'m on to you. One WUD Piledriver comin\' yer way.

Neo
02-27-2005, 04:19 AM
car_domain,

Do I detect a bit of bitterness in that post?? :D

No need to get bent out of shape... Those people put you on the spot because misery loves company! LOL :)

Don\'t fret... When the time is right you\'ll know... You know it\'s inevitable... Whether you like it or not there\'s a girl out there who will own you!! :D

In the meantime.. \"Game On!\"

Lates,

car_demon
02-27-2005, 09:24 AM
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A girl out there that ownes me???
Damn! I still want to live life a wee bit more. Cars, Trips, Food, Sleep, Wine!!!!

profusion
02-27-2005, 09:35 AM
Relatives.. geez.

As you get older they go farther apart in your life and you to them. You never need them they will always call you when they want something. I had this aunt I havent talked to in years then calls me to ask if I can repair and clean her old crappy computer. I say sure come to my house and I will do it for $60 an hour then pick it up when your ready. She said no no its to far to go to your house in mississauga from pikering. LOL, hence why I gave her that answer there is no way im going to her house for probably a fake hug and smile and $ 20 bucks for 3 hours or more.

I should have said sure ill fix your pc if you detial my car. See how quick they will shut up its the samething.

They can really piss you off at times.

mEtH
02-27-2005, 10:37 AM
AH MAN opportunity wasted. You could of used the line!!!!

\"I live my life a quarter-mile at a time\"


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