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Lots of laughs about those crazy Japanese Kids

http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher.html

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I\'m sure that guy is hiding lots of REAL stories... :D

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I was rolling on the Floor lauging about the Konchi??? and the Dick Dodging this guy does!!

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Here\'s one that got me LOL



A ninensei class at the Ghetto School. One boy called me over and asked how many girlfriends I had. I smiled and told him none. He didn\'t quite believe me though.

Him: Yeah you do.
Me: No I don\'t.
Him: Yeah you do.

This exchange goes on for another few lines.

Him: I saw you with a girl at the train station last week.
Me: What, her? Oh, that\'s just a friend.
Him: Oh, but I saw you with a DIFFERENT girl at the convience store last month!

Boy, this kid sure does get around town

Me: Oh, she was just a friend too.
Him: You sure do have a lot of female friends, huh?
Me: ...I guess I do. My blessing, my curse.
Him: What\'s the matter. Not good enough at sex?
Me: ......WHAT THE FU--....Shut up kid!

(And for the record, I am \"good enough at sex\", let\'s just clear the air of that right now.)

Also for the record, this is the same boy who asked the Americanized teacher if she was a virgin.

I tried to just walk away at this point, but he wasn\'t quite finished yet.

Him: Oh, but what about the real girlfriend? The one you had pictures of! I KNOW I saw you with her last December.
Me: ....Sigh. Yes. She was here last December. But we broke up in January.
Him: Oh really? Oh yeah, that\'s right! She cheated on you with like three or four different guys and left you for some other American guy, right?\"

...How the hell does he know this? I KNOW I didn\'t tell him that. I turn to look at my teacher, who knows the whole story, but convienently she was in another part of the classroom helping some girls with their assignment.

Me: Enough already, do your assignment.

Here, I try to change the subject and get him back on track. I didn\'t actually expect this to work, but I still felt obligated to try.

Unfortunately, from behind him, another boy corrects him. \"No, the last guy wasn\'t American, he was from some other country.\" ...How the hell does HE know this? I really gotta have a talk with this teacher.

Him: Oh yeah, that\'s right! He was from somewhere else. Where was it, Singapore?
Me: No, it wasn\'t Singapore, but would you-
Him: Malaysia?
Me: No, but-
Him: Indonesia?
Me: ENOUGH ALREADY!

The boy continued to name off random countries up until the end of class. It was starting to sound like Yakko\'s \"Countries of the World\" song from Animaniacs, except a whole lot less fun. For me at least.

Incidentally, the correct answer would have been England.

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This one was funny. I cant believe how funny this guys experiences are. Makes me want to teach english in Japan. well maybe not


I was walking home one day, and I turned a corner to see a few of the bastard ninensei boys from the ghetto school, including the worst boy. They had sticks and it looks like they were beating random insects to death in the shrubbery near the park. I considered taking a different route home, but if I did, I\'d basically be giving in to a group of 14-year old punk Japanese kids, so I forged straight ahead.

They noticed me, and actually addressed me by my real name this time (as opposed to Bob Sapp (don\'t ask), Will Smith, Eddie Murphy, or whatever other black person they happened to be thinking of at the time). So I acknowledged them. They came over, and said \"You have a girlfriend, right?\" At the time I did, so I said yes.

The worst boy then puts his hand on my shoulder, and in all seriousness hits me with this - \"Now, you can\'t just **** her (he said **** in English). You have to romance her too. Buy her flowers, take her out to dinner, that kind of nonsense. Girls like that crap. ****ing (again, in English) is nice, but if that\'s all you do, she\'ll get bored and leave you.\"

He gave me an extra pat on the shoulder for good measure, then went back to the bug brutalization. I was left standing in the middle of the sidewalk absolutely stunned. I stood there for a good minute trying to regain my wits until I was finally able to walk again. As I walked away, the boy called out behind me \"Remember! Don\'t just **** her!\"

Maybe I should call him Rico Suave.

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They\'ll love pronouncing your name :D

Di Oxu Vi Adu... oh? bigu dikku bahahahaha

I\'m pretty certain the guy let the girls check it out for themselves... and he\'s writing that sh*t from jail hahaha :p

All good, makes me seriously want to go teach English in Japan... I\'ll prefer University level English courses though. :D