Dog Pissing On My Nice Lawn

[car_demon]

So, like the Huxtables we move into a newly developed neighborhood and we\'ve nurtured our sod lawn into an Augusta like Golf Fairway with intensive fertilization in fall, spring and I even go as far as mowing the lawn in spiked soccer shoes.

All that pride and joy can be wiped away with some unknown neighborhood dog picking a spot to piss on. For people that own dogs, you know the burn spot of grass that the acidic dog urine leaves and it pisses me off. It was just a week before that I replaced a burn patch with some sod and now there is a new burnt patch.

It seems as if whomever is walking their dog allows the pissing when we are not watching. What are some natural remedies or deterrants to prevent dog piss. Moth balls, or some sort of mixture to deter the sniffing action before they get comfortable to piss.
Any ideas are welcomed.

[Geologic]

If your neighborhood has multiple dogs, it\'s probably most likely more than one doing it.

Obviously one dog started it all and left the \"scent\".. so whoever walks their dogs around that same area and the dog sniffs it, they\'ll mark their territory. I dunno what you can really do, most of the time the dog marks on the tree, fire hydrant, or something of that sort that sticks out.

I dunno what u can do except for trying to wash away the scent

[MazdaTree]

you can try hot chili peppers i heard it burns cats paws i dunno about dogs tho....
or get a BB gun:D

after you get rid of those dogs and their piss, i guess we can have the TM3, TOP, Mazda3.ca/protege5.ca BBQ:p

then we can all wash our cars with your new pressure washer:p

[car_demon]

I\'ve been doing some Google searches and a radical guy says to fight pee with pee. I\'m gonna start pissing in mason jars, mixing it with garlic, vinegar, peppers and other spices to marinate and put it out every evening in a tuna can. I declare war on these buggers.

[bubba1983]

DUUUUUUDE
i havn\'t seen you post in forever, where ya been?>???


i say run out after the dog and go piss on it!!

[S.F.W.]

When I was very young we had a small dog, that would go around biting people. One day my father had enough, he grabbed the dog and bit the dog on the leg! Dog never bit anyone again.
So you need to find the dog and piss on the dog.:p

[car_demon]

I\'ve been laying low these days, working around the new house and garden trying to get comfortable. So far my plan of attack has me storing my own urine in a bottle. I want to collect up to 2L and then mix it with some vinegar, crushed moth balls, cayenne pepper, jalepeno pepper, jerksauce and some other shit and let it marinate on it\'s own in the garage. Oh yeah, I better mark the bottle as \'BioHazard Experiment\' so unintended usage doesn\'t happen. I plan to pour a little out every evening in a tuna can and place it over the piss patch. I\'ll even dribble some of it around the sidewalk.

What would Saddam Hussien do?

[Whos ur dadd]

Anti-mouse
Anti-dog

Gonna report your azz to PETA.

[bubba1983]

Originally posted by car_demon


I\'ve been laying low these days, working around the new house and garden trying to get comfortable.

getting ready for the inagural BBQ and suppliying of Jerk chicken??? sweeeeeet

[TheProfessor]

Before collecting your own urine (nasty), why not try and set up a video camera pointed at the lawn in question. Then if you get a burn mark you know to check back and see who the dog/owner is, then confront them! If that doesn\'t work then you can try the raunchy concoction route:p

[Devin98]

maybe try putting a little sign over the burn mark kindly asking your neighbours to stop their dog(s) from peeing on your lawn, don\'t want to cause problems in your brand new neighbourhood

[Ex-Rolla]

got to the pet store and explain what your situation is. I had the same problem, so the pet store recommended this white powder.. no, no... not crack.... apparently it produces a strong odor (humans can\'t smell it) that deters the animals.

[car_demon]

Damn! Thanks for all the replies. It\'s a damn shame and a pain to go out and buy products. However, we\'ve been trying to narrow down the bastard owner and dog. None of our neigbours have dogs; but it must be a frequent passerby on another street that must walk their bitch late in the evening or night.

Upon further research the acidity is the excess nitrogen which is like over fertilization in one spot on a lawn when the dogs pee-pee. One trick is to dilute it with constant and heavy watering.

So far my own pee-pee is in a mason jar marinating in the hot garage with cayenne pepper, vinegar, lemon peel, orange peel, bleach, moth balls and tuna. I want a vile concoction set-out for this bastard.I took a whiff so far and I nearly barfed. I\'ve started off with crushed mothballs around the pee-spot for now.

I will make a mini-picket sign with a bio-hazard symbol to place on the lawn alerting pet owners. I have some official signage at work of which I\'ll obtain to scare the shit outta them. The purchase of a supersonic high-pitched sound emitter will be next to combat this war. I\'ll keep you guys and gals updated. In a few days I will try my own piss concoction if I don\'t vomit before I actually pour it out.

[wtom]

Originally posted by car_demon

In a few days I will try my own piss concoction if I don\'t vomit before I actually pour it out.

Better hope smart ass punks won\'t try to kick the tuna can you be pouring your concoction into otherwise your whole lawn might light up in a purple mushroom cloud. :D

[bubba1983]

you kinda sound liek one of those sick freaks who collects toe nails or something, COllecting your own urine, god man have you no sanity, haha!!